human ice maker

Chapter 1020 one two three, hey yo

With a dark face, Leng Ye said with righteous indignation: "Monkey, you bastard!"

"???" Monkey had question marks all over his face. With his self-taught dragon language "Tong", he really couldn't understand what cheating was?Is this a word of praise?Well, just take it as a compliment.

Monkey accepted the term "pit goods" with peace of mind.

As for Leng Ye, Qi returned to Qi, but he had to find a way to get the monkey out.So he directly grabbed one of the monkey's hands, and then shouted the slogan: "One, two, three, hey!"... He didn't pull it.

Continue to "one, two, three, hey!"... Still motionless.

"One, two, three, hey!"...

"one two Three……"

……

After shouting the slogan more than ten times in a row, and pulling the same number of times, Leng Ye gave up angrily.He shook off the monkey's hand with a palm, and said angrily: "Monkey, what the hell did you eat to grow up? Has the weight been counted?"

"..." Monkey blinked his innocent eyes, thought about it seriously, and then replied seriously: "I have eaten a lot. I usually eat anything, basically anything that can fill my stomach. You have to rush to eat. However, there are often times when there is nothing to eat."

"???" Hey, I'm just complaining, what the hell is your serious answer?

Leng Ye felt that he could no longer keep up with the monkey's god-like thinking mode, and there was no one who could answer a complaint in such a serious manner.If it were the queen, maybe he would just give him the back of the head, right?If it's 11, you probably don't even bother to shake the back of your head.In other words, how did these few people with very different personalities get together and get along in harmony?

Sighing, Leng Ye withdrew his thoughts that had already flown into the sky, and then put them on the monkey again.After rubbing his chin and pondering for a while, he decided... to dig.

then……

In the pitch-black sea of ​​bones, the rhythmic sound of bone-digging "哗啦, 哗啦" sounded happily again.

Leng Ye, sweating all over his head, desperately pulled out the pile of bones on the monkey's body and set them aside, while the monkey waited comfortably there... The idea of ​​taking things and enjoying what you get must be carried through to the end.

After a long time, Leng Ye finally got all the way to the monkey's crotch, and even part of the cannon barrel was exposed.Then Leng Ye couldn't dig anymore, and lay limply on the pile of bones, gasping for breath, unwilling to move a finger anymore, and said weakly: "It's ok, you can do the rest by yourself." .”

"Huh? Is it all right?" The monkey who didn't know where his mind had wandered, finally came back to his senses and asked.

"..." Leng Ye's face turned dark at that moment, resisting the urge to kill him with a single shot.Nima, treat your comrades with the warmth of spring and the enthusiasm of summer. Who said this?To treat comrades-in-arms, it is obvious that you should use organs to bombard them desperately, bombard them desperately, and bomb them into scum!

The monkey tried to pull out his feet, but he relaxed a lot, and said with a happy face, "Thank you, Leng Ye."

"Hehehe..." What else could Leng Ye say?what can i sayIn addition to the word "hehe", he was afraid that if he said one more word, he would no longer be able to resist the urge to shoot this guy to death.So he simply put a pillow on the back of his head on the bone pile, closed his eyes...don't care.

At this moment, the monkey was already trying to crawl out, of course, the first thing he had to get out was his own gun.For a soldier, a gun is his second life, sometimes even more important than his own life.

Because the barrel of the cannon had already been dug out by Leng Ye, the monkey just pulled it back a few times vigorously, and pulled it out easily.The moment the cannon barrel was taken out, a dazzling beam of light suddenly pierced the dark and boundless space, extending all the way upward.

And in a world with light, there is finally a sense of security.

Leng Ye breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and even his mood became much lighter.Close your eyes, don't even want to move a finger anymore.

After taking out the gun, the monkey began to try to crawl out.After several attempts, he finally pulled his body out of the ground... well, like pulling a carrot.

Then, one was lying down and the other was sitting, and there was only the sound of panting like a bellows in the cold night in the whole space.

After resting for a while, feeling some strength recovered, Leng Ye opened his eyes and asked wearily, "Monkey, what was that loud noise before?"

Monkey shook his head: "I don't know."

Leng Ye curled her lips, well, there is no difference between asking this question and not asking.After thinking about it, he changed the subject and asked, "Where are we going next?"

The monkey looked around blankly, then continued to shake his head: "I don't know."

In fact, after the previous bone collapse, the two of them were buried alive again, and they were already dizzy and lost their sense of direction.After the bones collapsed, the terrain here was also destroyed in a mess, and there was no reference.So whether it is Leng Ye or Monkey, they don't know which direction they are facing now, and if they continue to walk forward, they will go back the same way.

Leng Ye sighed and said, "Can you tell me something you know?"

The monkey pointed to his belly and said, "Thirsty and hungry."

"Get lost!" Leng Ye rolled his eyes angrily.I'm really thirsty and hungry, you don't even put in the slightest bit of effort, okay?

At this moment, the monkey suddenly moved its ears slightly, then turned its head to look to the left, with a puzzled expression on its face, and gave a light snort.

"What's wrong?" Leng Ye turned to look at him and asked.

The monkey lightly pressed its lips with its index finger, gave a slight "shush", and then pointed to its ears.

Leng Ye was startled, seemed to understand something, and imitated the monkey, pricked up his ears and listened quietly.But after listening for a while, he realized that he didn't hear anything.

At this moment, the monkey whispered, "Did you hear that?"

Leng Ye was stunned: "What did you hear?"

"There seems to be some noise."

Leng Ye asked in astonishment: "What sound?"

The monkey shook his head: "I can't hear you clearly."

Leng Ye frowned, calmed down and listened again for a while, but in the end he still heard nothing, so he shook his head and said, "There is no sound at all."

The monkey said in surprise, "No, I heard everything."

Leng Ye looked at him with pity, and comforted him: "It's okay if you have some problems with your ears, anyway, you don't rely on your ears for food. But if you also have problems with your head, it will be really troublesome. Monkey, are you sure your brain is alright?" Questions? Well, I mean mental and neurological."

"..." The monkey said dissatisfiedly, "I don't have auditory hallucinations."

"Are you sure?" Leng Ye blinked: "Generally, drunk people say they are not drunk."

"I did hear it." The monkey pricked up its ears, frowned slightly and said, "That voice is still ringing now."

(End of this chapter)