human ice maker

Chapter 1018 Monkeys are scams
It's just that Leng Ye doesn't know, so right now he's struggling in pain.After tangling for a while, he suddenly let go of his hair, raised his head and stared at the monkey with shining eyes, and asked with bright eyes: "How is Rong Rong's figure?"

"Huh?..." This question is really good, because the monkey doesn't know.At the training camp, there were thousands of people in a crowd, and who knew who was the queen.Not to mention after graduating from training camp, the two never washed together again.

So what about the Queen's figure...

Well.

The monkey rubbed his chin, hesitated for a moment under Leng Ye's expectant eyes, and said, "It's... alright."

"It's okay?!" Leng Ye said in horror: "When did you become so demanding? Yuerong is E! E! Fuck!" He made gestures on his chest.Look at the way the two hands are so wide open, um...it's true that one hand can't hold it.

The monkey curled his lips and said disdainfully, "That's the bigger one you haven't seen before."

"Damn." Leng Ye quit immediately, and said angrily, "Who said I haven't seen a bigger one? I've seen one bigger than a durian. I think back when I was in Eagle Country..."

Just when Leng Ye was halfway through speaking, there was a loud "boom" in the distance, and then the whole earth shook violently.As if the sky was shaking and the earth was shaking, the surrounding bone mountains suddenly collapsed.

Countless bones fell like an avalanche, and Leng Ye and the monkey had no place to hide, and were directly buried alive by the collapsed bones.

After a long time, a hand suddenly stretched out from the flattened bone pile, and then the monkey's head came out with great effort.

Shaking his head, shaking off the bone powder on the skull, the monkey looked around blankly, but it was pitch black, and he couldn't see anything.
He couldn't find Leng Ye's figure, so he shouted loudly: "Leng Ye?!!"

As the monkey's voice fell, a hand emerged from another pile of bones near him, and he shook it vigorously. At the same time, an indistinct voice responded through the white bones: "I am here. Here..."

"Where is it?" The monkey blinked in confusion, and tried to open his eyes to see the surroundings clearly, but his cannon barrel was still buried under the bone pile, and without the lighting, the surroundings became pitch black , no matter how wide he opened his eyes, he still couldn't see anything.

"This..." Leng Ye waved his hand again, calling in an indistinct voice.

"where?"

"..." Leng Ye didn't want to talk to him anymore, obviously his hands were hurting from waving, and his throat was about to burst from shouting, and this guy asked him "Where is that?"On purpose?Sure enough, monkeys are unreliable these days, and sows also fall in love with trees.

So, you have to rely on yourself to be a human being.

After silently protesting to express his dissatisfaction, Leng Ye simply used the hand he had drilled out, and began to clumsily pull the piles of bones covering his head.

Ever since, this picture is a little scary.

A hand stretched out from the pile of white bones, struggling to dig the bones...

There may be a lot of bones on the top of Leng Ye's head, and he still hasn't seen his head after peeling for a long time, but it is a layer thinner than before.At this time, a small bulge suddenly slowly bulged in the bone pile, and then Leng Ye's head popped out suddenly.At that moment, he suddenly felt that the air in the whole world was so fresh, and couldn't help but open his mouth wide to breathe in the air.Then "Bah, Bah", spat out two mouthfuls of saliva covered in ashes, then raised his head and looked around, only to find that the surroundings were pitch black, and he could hardly see anything.

Leng Ye froze for a moment, and called out, "Monkey?"

"Why?" Monkey's voice came from not far away.

Leng Ye turned his head to look in the direction of the monkey, his field of vision was still pitch black, and he couldn't even see a person, so he asked involuntarily, "Where are you?"

"Here."

"where?"

"..." The monkey sighed and didn't want to answer this question any more.

Leng Ye opened his eyes wide and looked at it seriously, and said, "Why can't I see anything?"

Curling his lips, the monkey said, "Because you are blind."

"Get out!" Leng Ye said angrily: "You are blind, your whole family is blind."

"..." The monkey was silent for a while, and replied in a very serious tone: "I don't have a whole family."

Leng Ye: ⊙O⊙! ! !
Can we still have a good chat?I'm just an exaggeration, okay? Do you need to reply so seriously?

Smacking his lips, Leng Ye asked again: "Where's the flashlight?"

"in my possession."

"Open it quickly, it's pitch black and you can't see anything."

"But my hand is still pressed."

"Both hands are pressed?"

"One has come out."

Leng Ye sighed, and patiently taught: "Then use your hand that has been drawn to open it!!"

The monkey hesitated for a moment, and said: "But my gun is held by the other hand, and it is under pressure." After a pause, he added: "Besides, the gun is very heavy and it is stuck. not come out."

"Damn...!!!" Leng Ye gritted his teeth angrily: "Can I curse?"

"You have scolded."

"...Can I say something more?"

"I'll beat you up."

"Get lost!" Leng Ye said angrily.

The monkey was silent for a long while, then suddenly asked, "Get lost... what does Duzi mean?"

"It's stomach rolling. I want you to try rolling out with your stomach."

The monkey blinked his eyes and said, "You lied to me."

Leng Ye said swearingly: "No, I didn't lie to you. This is called belly roll Dafa, a kind of Dragon Kingdom kung fu."

"But I can't."

"That's what's wrong with your stomach."

"Then why don't you try rolling your stomach?"

Leng Ye scolded angrily: "I have no stomach."

"Me neither, I only have abs and an eight pack."

"Heaven." Leng Ye looked up at the sky, feeling that life is so helpless.Why is it so tiring to talk to this guy? ... Well, after all, he is a foreigner, so it is not easy to learn Long Mandarin by himself, and it is normal not to be able to understand the profound Long Mandarin.But Leng Ye still didn't want to talk to him anymore, otherwise he might be pissed off in the next moment.

The Monkey is completely unreliable, so Leng Ye decided... to save himself.

Taking a deep breath, he tried to push his body up, but soon he found that he was doing useless work like this, because being buried in the bone pile would not be able to exert strength at all.There is no way, he can only use the dirtiest method, that is to dig, to dig himself out.

(End of this chapter)