Moe Cultivation Diary

Chapter 403 Two funny comparisons
Half an hour later, Wu Shen and Ke Jizhai knelt in front of Wu Feng with bruised noses and swollen faces, looking extremely miserable.

"You guys, can you become more normal..." Rubbing his forehead, Wu Feng said with a stomach ache, should he change the shape of his face a little?

"Ahem, isn't this an old friend who hasn't seen each other for a long time, let's say hello?" Wu Shen stood up with a dry smile and said, as if he wanted to bring back what he had done before.

"...Traitor" Holding his shattered eyes, Ke Jizhai said righteously, and then Wu Feng mercilessly punched him to the ground again.

"Let's get to the point, why are you here?" Wu Feng asked calmly after wiping his bloody right hand.

"...Didn't Wu Feng come here after seeing that?" Seeing Ke Jizhai collapsed on the ground, God Wu shuddered, and at the same time replied strangely.

"Which one?" After thinking about it, he didn't seem to have received any news, it was purely because of the mission.

"This" Wu Shen took out a tablet-like electronic machine and said, the system with one person in the Traveler's Dead House Alliance is equivalent to a small internal communication forum, but... Wu Feng has long forgotten this thing...

"No...you haven't read it since you got it..." Wu Feng's embarrassment made God Wu couldn't help complaining, it's obviously a very convenient function.

"...wait a moment" while speaking, Wu Feng turned around quickly, and found the tablet in the space that he had placed for an unknown number of years. As soon as he turned it on, there was a message that he had received a new email...

The content roughly tells that the Inuyasha world is about to collapse, and those who think they are strong enough, or those who are idle, can come to this world to have a look, maybe there will be unexpected gains, and it also comes with a time travel marker...

"That's why you two have come here to die..." Looking at the two of them, Wu Feng said speechlessly, Wu Shen's strength is also around the upper rank of fierce, and Ke Jizhai is not far behind, obviously belonging to idle. The egg hurts that group...

"Ha... Even if that's the case..." The obvious statement made Wu Shen turn his head away in embarrassment.

There are tricks!The next moment Wu Feng immediately guessed, how could that idiot successfully deceive people!Although the probability that the two of them will really come to kill is quite high, but this time it will definitely not stop!

"That idiot is in love, otherwise how could he resist the temptation?" Ke Jizhai said calmly when he had changed his clothes and stood near Wu Feng.

At the same time, I don’t forget to make complaints about it, saying that it’s so abnormal if I don’t get bent...

"Back to normal?" Wu Feng took a step back, and it seemed that he hadn't changed that much... At least he seemed to have calmed down...

"Don't worry, that kind of state won't happen often." Pushing down his glasses, restraining the enthusiasm that hadn't appeared yet, Ke Jizhai said with his head turned.

...That is to say...it's still a change...

"By the way, did you say he was in love just now? Are you sure he's not a pervert?" Realizing the content of Ke Ji Zhai's words, Wu Feng suddenly pointed to God Wu in surprise and said.

"Isn't that guy Wannian Kuang three controls? I saw him just now, and he actually fell in love? You are not mistaken about the dead house!"

"That's right, you also know that the traversers are basically hard-working people who can't get in touch with the heroine of the plot. In this life, he has no hope of getting in touch with his goddess Kuang San at zero distance. A few days ago, he fell in love." In order to please Wu Feng, Ke Jizhai unscrupulously exposed the dark history, but did not find a black shadow approaching him...

"That guy..." Before the truth could be revealed, the evil hand hidden in the darkness appeared instantly, and Ke Jizhai lost his voice...

"You listened to Ke Jizhai's nonsense, we are here to die." Relying on his strong body, Wu Shen explained embarrassingly as he held the driver's Ke Jizhai in his arms.

"...Do you want to be like him, or tell yourself?" Wu Feng smiled interestedly, his purple hair covered his eyes, and pointed to Ke Jizhai who was almost suffocated.

"Wow!" Seeing Ke Jizhai's blue face, Wu Shen let go of his hands instantly, and Ke Jizhai fell to the ground, with few breaths left...

"Don't worry about that, it's Wu Feng, you've changed girls again!" Regardless of the life and death of Ke Jizhai on the ground, God Wu scanned the nearby targets that could change the subject, and subconsciously saw the three girls behind Wu Feng.

At first, I was too shocked by the fact of Wu Feng and didn't realize it, but now...it's three different beautiful girls from last time!It still looks like Two-dimensional style!

"!" Ke Jizhai, who fell to the ground, also recovered again, looking at the three beautiful girls with a bright light in his eyes.

"You bastard! You are so hated!" The two said in unison.

Especially the beautiful girl in the cheongsam of the Celestial Dynasty made Wu Shen subconsciously pause, and the goal of changing the topic suddenly became the reason for the same hatred.

Even a pseudonym can't occupy so many beautiful girls alone!In addition to the last one, there are already four!
"Don't talk nonsense, they are just my friends, and they came here with me." When it comes to his own affairs, Wu Feng didn't ask God Wu's secret, but explained instead.

"Ai Li and Li Li, the last one is Lian, my sister, don't think about it..."

"Brother, please give me your sister!" ×2
...Wu Feng looked at the two live treasures speechlessly. They were bent just now, but now they are straight again?

"You are already bent, just bend down completely! Come and fight with me." Seeing that Ke Jizhai bowed almost at the same time as himself, Wu Shen suddenly said angrily.

"Aren't you even worse, you already have someone in love, why come here again, I'm a pure blank sheet of paper that hasn't been in love until now"

"It's really blank paper, you are also toilet paper, just be your crooked boy obediently"

"Pey coal, your dark history will be blown up in a short while."

"I said, I didn't lie to you, it's best not to trick my sister...or you will be miserable." Taking a few steps forward, squatting in front of the two of them, Wu Feng persuaded earnestly, holding his small head.

Although he said that he would like to wait and see what kind of dark history the two of them can reveal... But it is estimated that after a while, Lian can turn them into meteors with one punch...

Looking at Lian who had started to emit black air, Wu Feng still persuaded them for their safety.

Erica next to Wu Feng covered her eyes weakly and couldn't look directly at her. Although she could understand the meaning of this sentence...but the words were so good that it was hard for people not to think wrong...

After listening, Luo Hao's frowning expression immediately became calm, but if you look closely, you can see the redness from the edge of the pretty face, and it is spreading...

Yixiong is angry for me, Yixiong is angry for me, Yixiong is angry for me, Yixiong is angry for me, Yixiong is angry for me, the six words circulated endlessly in Luo Hao's mind, frantically swiping the screen , so that outsiders can see that the state is wrong...

"..."

"...Isn't she your own sister?" Taking a step forward, Ke Jizhai asked in a low voice. According to his memory, he didn't remember that Wu Feng had a younger sister.

"... step sister"

Straightening up, Ke Jizhai glanced at Luo Hao's situation again, sighed helplessly, and gave up the idea of ​​continuing to pursue, is it true that only the same sex can be true love?
The only way to turn back into a straight man was also denied by the will of the universe...

"I……"

"Give up." Seeing that God Wu still wanted to say something, Ke Jizhai put his shoulders on his shoulders, persuading him helplessly.

"Give up what?"

"Although I don't watch as many anime as you, I still have seen the classics, and you can tell that you are another girl. You are out of action, and if you don't want to be blackened and hacked to death, just obediently pursue your true love." When speaking Ke Jizhai deliberately lowered his voice to avoid rumors.

Looking up at Luo Hao's situation, sure enough... even two laymen who have never been in a relationship can tell that...

"Qi, as expected, there is still no hope." Wu Shen also gave up and said, it was too obvious, that girl only saw Wu Feng in her eyes... I guess the other two girls are about the same, he should pursue his goddess to be realistic... …

"...I wish you happiness." Seeing Ke Jizhai and Wu Shen, Wu Feng suddenly heaved a sigh of relief. It seemed that the two had finally come to their senses, and he patted their shoulders to bless them.

The two men put their hands on each other, and their heads were still leaning together, whispering, which made Wu Feng realize instantly.

"... Ma Dan, Laozi is a straight man!"

"Even if I bend over, I won't look for him!"

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