Moe Cultivation Diary

Chapter 1 Lolita from Heaven
In 2100, a small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room in the center of the Z Empire City, the house was fairly clean, but there were some gray stains that had not been lived in for a long time. With a loud bang, the door was rudely opened, and it slammed into the innocent wall next to it. Some dust also fell with it.

"I'm back!" A strong and lifeless voice sounded from outside the door.

There was no one in the room, so naturally no one would answer, and the person who came was just habitually speaking.

Outside the door is a young man who looks fifteen or sixteen years old. He can't be called a handsome guy, but he can be considered a good-looking man.Today is June, and it is also the day of the school's summer vacation. After a long period of living on campus, Wu Feng finally decided to go home and have a look.

It's not for the sake of watching his family. Wu Feng's parents fly abroad from time to time. They are away from home for n years. If they have enough money to live on, they will never leave him alone. This also makes him develop that strange character.

Throwing away his schoolbag and luggage, Wu Feng walked quickly to his bedroom with his notebook in hand.

"My darlings, long time no see!"

The inside of the house is no different from a normal house. To be honest, the things inside are a little different...

On the bed is a pillow printed with anime girl paper, on the table is a desk mat made of anime mouse pads, there are various light novels in the bookshelf, the walls are covered with paintings and wallpapers, and there are a series of anime-related Things, the feeling of going from three-dimensional to 2.5-dimensional in an instant.

The fact that letting ordinary people in can definitely cause a mental disorder made Wu Feng extremely excited, and those inactive eyes suddenly lit up.

"Altolia, long time no see~ Ah Lie Xiao Zuo seems to be a little dirty, I'll help you wash it off in a while..." Wu Feng excitedly said to the anime pillows, the doll said, not as tired as he had just entered the door.

This is Wu Feng's hobby, anime dead house!When no one cares about it all year round, it is easy to fall in love with addictive things such as anime and novels. Others are fine, there is always someone who cares about it. Wu Feng directly lifted the restrictions and became crazy obsessed. The bed sheets, quilt covers, pillowcases, and all kinds of things have been replaced with anime ones.

The consequence is that there are almost no friends in that same strange school, only a few who also like anime and others who hardly talk about it.However, Wu Feng himself doesn't care at all. For him, it is good to have animation. The existence of animation has long surpassed the so-called classmates.

After greeting the cartoonists one by one, Wu Feng started his daily routine, surfing the Internet!The hobbies of the nerds are nothing more than surfing the Internet, reading anime novels, playing games and so on.

"This is a questionnaire to test how deeply you like anime"

A questionnaire suddenly popped up on the homepage of his notebook. Wu Feng had also done several such questionnaires, and as a dead man, how could he not test it, he wrote it decisively.

1 minutes
2 minutes
5 minutes
30 minutes
"Let's go, how long is it?" Wu Feng clicked the mouse depressedly. The 30 minutes involved hundreds of anime-related content, as well as more than n short-answer questions. If it wasn't for some content that made him more interested , maybe already clicked ×.

such as:

Sword Art Online: Is it better for Kirito and Asuna to get married, or it is better for Kiriko and Asuna to be together (how to fall in love with different genders!)

FateZero: Say who you think is the best match (Kiritsugu x Father Mapo)

Future Diary: One day my wife's classmate suddenly came to your house, are you welcome to be your wife?Or welcome?Or welcome? (Love even if you die!!)
Touhou Gensokyo: Let you live in reality or randomly appear somewhere in the world of Touhou Gensokyo. Which one would you choose? (I have no regrets in entering the East in this life, I would like to live in Gensokyo in the next life, and I will go when I die!)

Ghost Spectacles: Are you willing to join in (do not go to death!)

The girl fell in love with her sister: Are you still sure of the above judgment? (...you won...Lucifer my soul is yours...)
There are countless such topics, so Wu Feng still has some interest in continuing to do it.

35 minutes
50 minutes
1 hour
"I'm going, I'm finally done, although it's interesting, but I can't stand it so much." After clicking the last stroke with the mouse, Wu Feng leaned on the swivel chair and let out a sigh of relief.

Do 1000 questions in one hour!There are also some short answer questions.

"I'd like to see what result you can give me." Wu Feng pressed the submit button calmly. To be honest, he was really looking forward to the result.

At the moment when the mouse was pressed, two arcs burst out from the computer screen, which surprised Wu Feng. He was worried about whether the unexpected result would appear when it exploded! !
computer... blue screen
………………

"This is a fool, the computer is not that old, right?" Wu Feng looked at the screen and became angry. Anyone who spent 1 hour of hard work in an instant would not be in a good mood.

"This laptop was the latest model I bought last year. It's not so banned, is it possible that I've been tricked?" Wu Feng naturally won't treat himself with enough money left by his parents. Star"

Just as Wu Feng was fiddling with the computer, a wave-like ripple appeared in the void behind him, and a pair of fair and delicate hands first emerged from the ripple.

Wu Feng, who felt a little chill behind him, turned his head to look, and was so frightened that he turned around and rolled onto the bed, huddled in a group of pillows.Just when he turned his head, he saw a pair of delicate little hands stretched out in the continuous ripples in the air, and those delicate little hands almost poked his eyes out.

Just when he stared at the hands in a daze, the owner of the little hands had already exposed half of his body.A black one-piece dress, pink waist-length hair covering her cheeks, and her height is only about 1.4 meters.

"Oh, no, it's really coming out, is it possible that I really want to hang on the female ghost? Anyway, I have also been the protagonist in the classroom for six years (the second to last by the window) This year is still fifteen years old. It's the common age of anime male protagonists, give me some face, let me be the protagonist and hang up again." Seeing that the women in the ripples were about to come out, Wu Feng said in a voice that could not help but laugh.

The pink-haired girl paper just came out of the void, and without waiting for Wu Feng to beg for mercy, she rushed towards him directly.

It's over, this time it's dead.

Name: Wu Feng

Occupation: Dead House

Cause of death: After six years of being the protagonist, he was finally killed by a ghost on the protagonist's age. Before he died, he was the main member of the Imperial Capital Branch of my Heresy Judgment...

whole book wan
Just as Wu Feng wrote a suicide note to himself in his heart, and before he finished writing the last word, his body seemed to bump into a soft tender body, and bursts of fragrance continued to enter his nose.

"Woooo~~~~(>_<)~~~~, I finally waited for you, after more than ten years, someone finally met the standard." Nuo Nuo's voice came from the figure in his arms.

Ah, isn't it a female ghost, why am I not dead yet and... so fragrant and soft...

It doesn't look like a ghost, it was so dangerous that it almost set the record for the lowest number of words in the history of novels, ahh, why would I want to say this...

"Who are you……"

The figure in his arms raised his head after whispering twice, finally allowing Wu Feng to see the other person's appearance clearly. The big watery eyes and the dark purple pupils brought a strange attraction, and the long pink hair spread over Wu Feng's face. Physically, her appearance is definitely a disaster. Compared with the few good girls in my class, there is a huge gap between heaven and earth, and it is not much different than the beautiful girls in anime.

"My name is Sha, I'm here to find you." The girl who called herself Sha might not feel comfortable. She twisted twice on Wu Feng's body and changed her posture.

It's okay to not move, but Wu Feng's face turned completely red when he moved. As of 1 minute before today, he has never had intimate contact with a woman.

In the final analysis, Wu Feng is just an adolescent boy in his fourteenth or fifteenth year, and it is inevitable that he will change when facing a two-dimensional girl.

Then... Wu Feng thought of a question,
holding a sister

Holding a very beautiful girl
Holding a very beautiful girl who is 1.3 meters tall

……

This girl is a loli!

Reacting to a loli myself!

Wu Feng has no doubt that this is the authentic Yujie control. When I saw those lolicon control on the Internet, I often laughed at it, but I didn't expect to bump into it today!

Thinking of this, Wu Feng couldn't help but bang his head against the wall.

"Big brother...you're below" the glutinous Lolita sounded from the sand mouth.

Wu Feng's body froze, and he inevitably thought of other places
"It's so soft and comfortable"

Bump, another sound of hitting the wall.

What Wu Feng, whose head was red and swollen, didn't notice was a smile on the corner of the mouth of the girl who called herself Sha.

So no matter the age or height, as long as the hair is pink, there is nothing to mess with...

As everyone knows, "flour cut black", the more natural it is, the more terrifying it is!
(End of this chapter)