Genius Baby: Where's Dad Going

Chapter 8 Mischief ([-])

"Brother, what are you looking at?" Xiaohan was holding a stack of magazines and newspapers and was about to put them in a cardboard box and put them away. He blamed Auntie Manrou and Aunt Xueyi for bringing a bunch of magazines for Yoyo to read every time he came over. He and his brother don't like to read magazines, fashion and clothing, and makeup and beauty.But every time he cleans up, it's really annoying.

"I'm looking at those two idiots outside." Xiao Bai lifted the curtain and pointed to the two men who were confronting each other downstairs.

Xiaohan's eyes widened suddenly, "Isn't that abalone and chocolate? Why did they come here?"

"Did you forget that today is Saturday? Yoyo is at home."

"What about Yoyo, are you still sleeping?" Usually their moms would bring their work home on Friday, then stay up all night to work, and sleep a little longer during the day on Saturday.Both he and his brother are worried about Yoyo's body, staying up late is not good for the skin.So they hated that teppanyaki to the core, and they were going to give him a bad meal the next time he came to the door.Unexpectedly, the two of them came first.

"What should I do? Do you want to drive them away?"

Xiaobai folded his arms around his chest, "Of course, do they come whenever they want? It's not that easy. Let's go, we'll meet them when we go down."

"Okay." Xiaohan patted the dust on his hands, and the two went to the balcony to take a look, then picked up half a bucket of water and poured it downstairs, and were very excited to hear the howling of a pig from downstairs.

"This sound must belong to that abalone, only he can make such a disgusting sound."

Xia Yiyou turned over and continued to sleep, not knowing anything about her sons' actions.

Xiaohan and Xiaobai watched the enemy secretly through the gate. Xiaohan said softly to his brother, "I'll borrow Xiaohei from Grandpa's gatekeeper. Watch them and don't let them in."

After a while, the two brothers led Xiao Hei out of the gate, and greeted their uncles and aunts politely.No way, I can't see you when you look up and see you when you look down. They are already very familiar with their uncles and aunts.

Qiu Wanli, who was dressed in a suit and had his hair combed shiny, held a large bouquet of roses in his hand, but pointed to the old man with a mole on the left corner of his mouth with his right hand. Is it? It smells like copper."

The old man with moles on the corner of his mouth is called Bao Fuqiang, the abalone in Xiaohan's mouth. He is 38 years old this year.

How could abalone make Qiu Wanli slander him?He also scolded, "You didn't go back to take a picture of taking a piss. You look like a dog, but your behavior is so vulgar. And you still send chocolate bouquets? You are so ridiculous, you really have never seen the world."

"You're vulgar. I've never seen anyone wearing a Chinese tunic suit. You've almost lost all your hair. You look like a dog. No wonder you're so disgusting."

"You stand aside, I came first, go away!" Bao Fuqiang roared, the mole on the corner of his mouth trembling from time to time as he spoke.

"Obviously I came first, so you should go away." Qiu Wanli stood in front of him, just not letting him pass.

Xiaobai raised his forehead, "Even though the road is so wide, they can still quarrel. I'm really convinced."

Xiao Han patted Xiao Hei on the head, "Xiao Hei, go, take that person's flowers away, don't you think it's an eyesore? It's best to throw them all down."

The two brothers squatted behind Abalone's Mercedes-Benz, revealing two black heads, with mischievous smiles on the corners of their mouths, as excited as seeing a thousand-year-old living fossil.

As expected, Xiao Hei is Xiao Han's favorite dog. He ran up and threw Qiu Wanli to the ground with two barks, and barked fiercely at Bao Fuqiang, showing his sharp and cold teeth.

Bao Fuqiang was so frightened that he didn't dare to move. He saw the black dog barking at him, and the sharp teeth. The shadow of being chased by the dog when he was young and being bitten on the bottom came up again.His chubby body was trembling, his teeth were chattering, "You, don't come here, I warn you, I... I can kung fu."

"Wangwang..." Xiao Hei barked provocatively, he is amazing in martial arts, and he has the ability to throw me down.

Bao Fuqiang's hands and feet were weak, and he wanted to run but couldn't. He was even more afraid that the black dog would chase him. Now that he is so old, he can't run like a dog.

Xiao Hei suddenly rushed up and bit his trouser leg, Bao Fuqiang rolled his eyes, and passed out helplessly.

Xiao Hei seemed bored, took the bouquet of flowers and ran away.

Xiaohan and Xiaobai rolled on the ground laughing, "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Sure enough, there is Xiaohei, and everything can be done. Be good, I will give you your favorite dog bones tonight."

Xiao Hei wagged his tail and circled around them affectionately.

The two brothers rubbed their aching stomachs from laughing, and saw Qiu Wanli standing up in a state of embarrassment, his originally neat hair was messily pasted on his forehead, and his face was still dirty, completely unlike the Merry Young Master just now.

"Uncle Qiu, are you here? Did you bring anything for Yoyo?" The two brothers held hands, showed their cute teeth, and smiled brightly at Qiu Wanli cutely, with cute dimples on the corners of their mouths.

"It's Xiaobai and Xiaohan. Yes, uncle is here to see you. Uh, can I wash my face first?" He was extremely embarrassed. He originally wanted to make a good impression in front of the twins, but he didn't expect to be in front of them. They saw them at the most embarrassing moment.

Xiaobai cleared his throat and nodded solemnly, "Well, yes. The bathroom is on the left and just go in. Uncle Qiu, your face is so dirty, it's time to wash it."

"Um, Uncle just accidentally fell down just now, which made you laugh. Don't tell your mommy, you know? Come, Uncle will give you candy." He took out a bar of Alpine candy from his pocket, fortunately If you have prepared in advance, you will definitely die of embarrassment.

"Thank you, Uncle." Xiaohan smiled sweetly, showing a naive smile, "We will definitely not tell Yoyo that Uncle fell so badly. Look, your nose is swollen."

Only then did Qiu Wanli go to the bathroom in peace.

"What should he do?" Xiaohan pointed to the abalone lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

"Uncle Abalone, wake up soon, why are you sleeping on the floor?" Xiaobai poked his face lightly with his fingertips, then withdrew his hand in disgust, his face was so sticky and disgusting, I don't know how to wipe it off How much oil goes up.

Xiaohan squatted in front of him, stretched out his hands to look at his eyes, pulled his ears again, and blew into his ears, and said very carefully, "Well, it seems that Uncle Abalone passed out, let's call an ambulance immediately. "

Xiaobai noticed that Bao Fuqiang's fingers moved, and he smiled evilly, "Come here quickly, Uncle Baoyu was fainted by the dog."

Bao Fuqiang immediately opened his eyes, showing what he thought was the brightest and most kind smile, "Hi, baby, how are you?"

"Very good, but why are you lying on the ground to sleep? If you are very tired, go home and sleep."

Bao Fuqiang sniffed movedly, slowly got up and squatted in front of them, "Woooo, you care so much about Uncle, Uncle is so touched."

Xiaobai and Xiaohan rolled their eyes at the same time, "Uncle Abalone, if you lie here, people will not dare to come again because someone died at my door, what should I do? How do you say that? Oh, it will affect the appearance of the city."

Come on, who cares about him?It's best if he doesn't dare to come back from now on.But this person is not ordinary thick-skinned, what is there a saying?The most humble people are invincible.It seems that abalone is comparable to that so-called slut.

The corners of Bao Fuqiang's mouth twitched. He was obviously fine, so how could he use dead words to describe him?Bah, bah, that's too unlucky.These two dead children pretended to be innocent with innocent smiles all day long, but in fact they were naughty to death. He had fallen into their hands more than once.If it wasn't for pleasing Xia Yiyou, he wouldn't bother to talk to these two dead kids.

"Uncle Abalone, were you bitten by a dog just now?" Xiao Bai asked with a smile, as if asking if you had dinner today.

"Call me Uncle Bob, I'm not called Abalone. Also, I wasn't bitten by a dog just now. How could I be bitten by a dog?"

"Oh, Uncle Abalone, you were not bitten by a dog."

Bao Fuqiang gritted his teeth and told himself in his heart to endure, to endure, and after ten seconds, he smiled, "Xiaobai Xiaohan, come here, I brought delicious abalone, bacon and sausage today, you guys Definitely will like to eat."

Xiaobai and Xiaohan were speechless for a while, trying not to call him Uncle Abalone, but he always used some abalone and preserved meat to please Yoyo.Those abalones are not the best. Uncle Chen next door has researched abalones and said they are just ordinary abalones, not precious things at all.

It seems that the richer people are, the more stingy they are.

"Uncle Abalone, did you come to see Yoyo today? She's working overtime and she's not at home." Xiaohan's eyes rolled around.

"She's not here? Going to work overtime? Impossible?" Bao Fuqiang became excited, and the mole on his mouth began to tremble again.

Xiaobai covered his left face with his hands, and let out a "hiss", why does he look so toothache?
"It's okay, I can go up and wait. I'll help you get these things up." While the man with the chocolate bouquet didn't come back, he hurriedly took the lead, although he couldn't catch him every time.

Bao Fuqiang immediately took a big bag of cured meat, "Baby, open the door for Uncle."

"Abalone, are you playing tricks? Bribing the children while I'm not around, what a beautiful idea you have!" Qiu Wanli rushed over aggressively.

"Hmph, each according to his ability, if you don't have the ability, don't bark here. Get out of here."

"A local tyrant is a local tyrant, and it's so vulgar to give something. Please, who gives away meat? It's ridiculous."

Bao Fuqiang's face turned blue and then pale, "What's wrong with my gift of cured meat? It's better than you give me chocolate every day, and I haven't seen Youyou accept it once. What I gave is for practical use, and yours can only be seen, and it becomes ugly when you take it off and eat it." Already. Hypocrisy!"

"You! So what about the cured abalone? I don't think the quality is very good. Tsk tsk, it's obvious that rich people are so stingy, don't you feel ashamed? I'm hypocritical? You're not sincere, and you specialize in abducting."

Xiaobai pulled Xiaohan to watch the battle from a distance, "Let's bet how long they can fight. I'll bet for half an hour."

"One hour."

"OK, place your bet."

(End of this chapter)