Chapter 4

After leaving the restaurant, Lou Sang felt refreshed, but on the restaurant behind her, there was a pair of white underwear fluttering in the wind...

"Master, where are we going next?" Xiao Shu asked dejectedly.

He thought to himself, something happened today!He even beat the son of Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and even stripped his underwear, what should we do now? !

Seeing him like this, Lou Sang thought he was still thinking about the flower tree with cow dung on it, so he couldn't help saying: "Oh, little tree, a man can't hang himself on one tree, at least he should find two more trees to die a few times to see." look!"

Hearing this, Xiao Shu almost couldn't lift his breath, he said angrily: "Master, you are entering the palace soon, if it happens again..."

"What about me?" Lou Sang frowned, then patted Xiao Shu again, and said indifferently, "You mean your young master, I'm thick-skinned? Tsk tsk, that means you're uneducated, right? Have you ever heard a word? "

Xiaoshu looked helpless: "What are you talking about?"

Lou Sang turned around and walked forward, but said lightly: "If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible!"

In the same place, Xiao Shu really can't laugh or cry, his young master really has a good skin for nothing, but he is so unresponsive, what should he do if he offends a nobleman in the palace?
Thinking this way, he looked up again, only to see Lou Sang parked in front of a booth.

Lou Sang looked up and looked at the banner above his head that said: Sale at a loss.

It turns out that jumping off a building for a big sale has been inherited from the ancestors...

She picked up a bracelet casually, looked at the seller, and said, "Are you really trading at a loss?"

The seller smiled sincerely: "No, you lose once you sell it!"

After hearing what he said, Lou Sang couldn't help being moved. She put down the bracelet and said, "Since that's the case, then I'd better not buy it, lest you be sad."

After all, she said to the seller earnestly, "Even if it's difficult, you shouldn't be so overwhelmed!"

Seller: "..."

Lou Sang left without looking back, while Xiao Shu paid for the bracelet and said, "My young master is teasing you, don't worry about it."

Looking up again, Lou Sang stopped in front of a fortune teller again, Xiaoshu's heart tightened, ouch, ancestor!

As soon as he ran over, he heard Lou Sang asking the fortune teller: "Tell me, how many wives and concubines can I have, sir!"

The fortune-teller narrowed his eyes, stretched out his right hand, and tapped it a few times with trembling, before the old god said: "In my opinion, your life has no peach blossoms, a typical bachelor's life, but don't worry, if you want to change your life, The old man can..."

"Who are you talking about as a bachelor? You old bald man, believe it or not, I beat you so hard that you can't even chew dog/poop? You are so beautiful, don't you have a wife?! You are ignorant and incompetent!" liar!"

When Lou Sang yelled, the eyes of passers-by were immediately attracted, and the fortune teller blushed, and immediately shouted anxiously: "Why are you so unreasonable?"

"Who are you calling unreasonable, old liar! Say it again!"

Seeing this, Xiao Shu hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed her young master, and after saying hello, dragged her away, but Lou Sang still yelled: "Old liar! Old god!"

The fortune teller looked like he had stepped on a dog/shit, and he was stunned for a long time before he realized it, and yelled at their backs: "You barbarian! I'm the most foolish liar! No, ah bah, I It is the most accurate fortune teller! You must not marry your wife!"

Lou Sang faintly heard the last sentence, and almost rushed back to beat him, but was dragged away by Xiaoshu forcefully.

After they left, a black stalwart figure appeared on the spot...

……

In the imperial study.

"Your Majesty, Miss Lou beat up Mr. Minister of the Ministry of Officials today, and stripped off his underwear."

Hearing this, the emperor Bailixi laughed: "How come after all these years, she still likes to pick people's underwear so much."

The words are full of pampering.

When the person at the bottom heard it, he said: "Your Majesty, Miss Lou is so ignorant of the world, she will definitely cause trouble in the future!"

But Baili Xi raised his eyes lightly: "Woe? Even if she pierces the sky, I will stand up to her. How can there be any trouble?"

And the man in black just shook his head helplessly.

(End of this chapter)

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