Mr. Feng's sickly daily life

Chapter 318 Black Fairy Tale
Regarding Jiang Wenge's weird point of view, only Jiang Yimian and Feng Beiting in the Jiang family could agree.

Probably in response to Feng Beiting's education on her "liberation of nature", Princess Jiang sold all the fairy tale books at home to trash collectors within a few days.

When asked why, she gave this answer.

"Cinderella is too stupid. She was bullied back without knowing how to be bullied. If the prince didn't find her, wouldn't she be locked in the attic for the rest of her life?"

"Little Red Riding Hood is short-sighted, even the big bad wolf can't recognize it."

"Princess and the Pea is so hypocritical, such a soft bed can be crushed by a bean."

The Jiang family: "..."

How they wanted to tell her, baby, that's not how fairy tales work.

Jiang Mo was even more to the point, "Our little cherry...tomorrow, don't be a slut when she grows up..."

This small talk is one set of one set, obviously nitpicking.

but--

She only does that when she's reading a book.

She doesn't comment on many things in real life, and her behavior is no different from other young friends, except that she is more courageous and a bit ruthless when fighting.

If the previous two battles of Little Jiang Princess were nothing more than petty fights, then this time it was quite a real fight.

The cause was the little girl who was beaten in the first place.

She is in the small class with Jiang Wenge, but she has an older brother who is in the big class, and he can be regarded as the little overlord there.

Hearing that his sister was being bullied, he ran freely to scare Jiang Wenge.

But there is a saying, who doesn't have a brother?

Jiang Zhi's class happened to be doing activities in Jiang Wenge's class, so he ran over while the teacher was not paying attention, but he was not as tall and fat as the other party, and was pushed down immediately.

When the teachers rushed over one after another, Little Jiang Princess had a dark face, picked up the Lego toys at hand, and knocked down the little fat pier.

Blood dripped down the forehead of the little chubby, and the teacher turned pale with fright.

They have never seen kindergarten children with such fighting power.

It is no exaggeration to say that this is the most difficult class of children they have ever raised.

So, Little Jiang Princess was called the parents again.

Because of her trouble-making nature these days, the director of the garden said very euphemistically that their temple is too small to accommodate this big Buddha, and it was actually just implicitly persuading her to leave.

When Jiang Yimian heard this, she thought to herself that you are not willing to accept us or stay, so she led Jiang Wenge home at that time.

After arriving home, Feng Beiting and Jiang Yimian were going to help her find another kindergarten, but Little Jiang Princess said that she didn't want to go to kindergarten.

Asked her why, she replied very seriously, "They are too naive, I can't play with them."

After a pause, she climbed onto Feng Beiting's lap, put her arms around his neck and said coquettishly, "Dad, kindergarten is boring."

"Then what do you want to do?" Feng Beiting asked patiently.

"I think……"

Jiang Wenge bit his lower lip, exactly the same as Jiang Yimian's movements when he was thinking about something, "I want to chase ducks like the one in the book."

It was rare for Fourth Young Master Feng to be stunned.

"Hurry, chase ducks?!"

"Yeah." Jiang Wenge nodded excitedly, "I want to raise the duckling myself."

"Then?"

"Kill and eat meat."

"...beautiful." As expected of his daughter, she would never take an unusual path.

If this was normal, Jiang Yimian would definitely choose to support her daughter's decision, but when she thought that she had given up the most convenient way to make friends since she was so young, Jiang Yimian couldn't help feeling worried.

She was very afraid that Jiang Wenge would grow up like her, never had any close friends, and only met two or three after living for more than 20 years.

But Feng Beiting comforted her in this way, "There are so many brothers and sisters in the family, there will definitely be girls in the future, even if you don't have friends, it's okay."

Besides, the bodyguards he prepared for her are all girls, so it's absolutely fine to play with her.

Jiang Yimian wanted to say more, but Feng Beiting said first, "Even Qingfeng's family has a daughter, Gu Anchen's family also has one, and Ye Chengqi's also...

From the looks of it, our Little Cherry has quite a few friends. "

The corners of Miss Jiang's mouth twitched slightly, "...Brother, this is at best an acquaintance, and she didn't say that she would like to be friends with Little Cherry."

"Would they dare!"

"..."

Wow, now it's so abnormal that even the children are not spared.

*
In this way, under Feng Beiting's doting and Jiang Yimian's laissez-faire, Jiang Wenge became one of the very few children who "suspended" at home without even finishing kindergarten.

Feng Beiting also bought her some ducklings as promised.

But there are ducks, so where to put the ducks?

Never in the community.

It's easy to get lost, and it's not hygienic for them to defecate anywhere, so Fourth Young Master Feng waved his hand and set up another pasture for his daughter.

In addition to the green grass, there is also an artificial river.

When Princess Jiang went to the ranch on the first day, her first reaction was not how big and beautiful the place was, but she tilted her head and sighed, "It's the same as the picture in the book, except that there are fewer cattle and sheep."

Feng Beiting swept the prison temple, as if saying "arrangement"!
Prison Temple understood, and hurried to the side to make a phone call, "Missy wants to herd cattle and sheep, bring a batch over here, and choose good-looking ones."

Probably in order to please Feng Beiting, the person in charge of supplying cattle and sheep also gave an alpaca, saying it was for the young lady to play with.

Not to mention, Jiang Wenge really likes it.

She named the alpaca "Ni Ni", which is the Ni Ni of the grass mud horse.

From this day on, Princess Jiang would be like going to work. Every morning, Feng Beiting and Feng Beiting would send Jiang Yimian to the police station, and then the father and daughter would go to the ranch, where they would spend the day chasing the afterglow of the setting sun and returning home.

Envious of Jiang Zhi, she told Lin Qian several times that she didn't want to go to kindergarten anymore.

But they were all violently suppressed by Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu said: In the next life, when you are reincarnated, be careful. After turning into a girl, you can find a father who is a slave to daughters like your little uncle.

In this environment, Princess Xiao Jiang's appearance became more and more beautiful, but her personality became longer and more crooked.

From raising ducks and alpacas at the beginning, to raising crocodiles on a whim.

Jiang Nuo and Jiang Zhi were in a bad mood when they heard about it.

The two of them faintly felt that the brother-sister relationship between them probably ended here.

Fortunately, Princess Ginger discovered other new toys within a few days of raising the crocodile.

The reason was that Feng Beiting took her to Chicago and back to the Feng family's old house. This was the first time he had formally introduced Jiang Wenge to the bosses.

Jiang Yimian always thought that this kind of underworld gathering must be in a dark basement or something, in short, it was full of eerie atmosphere, but they met in an old castle.

When they arrived, there were about a dozen people standing or sitting in the living room, including handsome Chinese men in suits and leather shoes like Xiang Yusi and Yunque, mature and charming uncles like Xiuer, and some as old as Feng Xun. The handsome men who simply come out in pajamas, of course, there must be handsome men who wear flowery pants, sunglasses, and scars on their faces that have nothing to do with appearance.

Jiang Yimian watched, and inexplicably appeared four large characters in front of his eyes: Hundreds of "flowers" bloom together!
Seeing the three of them coming, regardless of whether it was a handsome young man or a handsome uncle, they stood up respectfully and called, "Patriarch."

Not Mr. Feng, not Fourth Young Master Feng, but the Patriarch.

Jiang Yimian was thinking about it, when they heard them say in unison, "Ma'am."

Jiang Wenge wasn't spared either, "Miss."

Probably because a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, Princess Jiang shook her calf twice to signal Feng Beiting to put her down, and within a few steps she ran up to the fiercest man with the fiercest face, staring intently at the butterfly knife in his hand, "Uncle, is this knife sharp for cutting meat?"

The elder brother was taken aback for a moment, and the knife in his hand fell to the ground with a "click".

Under normal circumstances, a child would not let him behave so cowardly, but the problem is that this is the owner's child.

He had heard before that the eldest lady even raised crocodiles.

Blue out of blue is better than blue...

Jiang Wenge didn't know the complicated thoughts in his mind, so he picked up the knife and returned it to him, but seeing the other party staring at him in a daze, he couldn't help but tilt his head, "Uncle?"

"Ah..." He suddenly came back to his senses and said, "If Missy doesn't mind, I'll give you this knife as a gift."

Of course, there is nothing unusual about a knife, but it is what he carries with him, and it is no different from the ancient token.

Once he started, others began to follow suit.

What hats with soft knives embedded, plated walnuts, custom-made necklaces...

In the end, Jiang Wenge's small hands were not enough to catch.

As for this group of people, firstly, they wanted to please Jiang Wenge, and secondly, they really liked her a little bit.

Being able to sit in their position, the young ones are devoted to their careers and do not want to fall in love, and the old ones have long since lost their minds to marry and start a family.

Those who want their wives and children to be hot on the kang have retreated to the second line and no longer fight on the front line.

So when this group of bachelors saw Jiang Wenge, they were all similar to Feng Xun. They all wanted to play with him for two days, and in order to win the honor of playing with the eldest lady, this group of people did everything they could. It directly led to Jiang Wenge's reluctance to leave when she was about to return to China.

So Princess Jiang generously invited them, "Uncle, you can come to my house as guests, I have many rooms in my house."

Jiang Yimian: "..."

Not to mention, this behavior of luring wolves into the house is very similar to that of little Jiang Jiang when he was a child.

but--

"Girl, your grandma is old and has a bad heart. Let's not provoke her." If her mother knew about it, she wouldn't faint on the spot.

Jiang Wenge nodded half-knowingly, "...Oh."

In the end, those members of the Feng family didn't go back to the country with them, but they made an agreement with Jiang Wenge to visit her once a year.

Just like that, Miss Feng's name was completely called out.

*
In fact, Jiang Yimian and Feng Beiting came to Chicago for a purpose.

Their wedding never took place.

Originally, Jiang Yimian wanted to do it after giving birth to Jiang Wenge, but she felt that she was a little fat at that time and it didn't look good, so she wanted to do it after losing weight.

It took almost half a year to do confinement and lose weight.

Later, Miss Jiang had a whim, anyway, the child is almost half a year old, so it's better to let her be a flower girl for her when she is older.

So it has been until now.

Now that he has decided to hold a wedding, it is inevitable that he will meet the Feng family as Feng Beiting's wife.

They originally wanted to hold a wedding abroad, especially in Chicago, so that people from the Feng family could also come to attend, after all, they are king here.

But Jiang Yu, Jiang Zhuo and the others have special identities, and there are restrictions on going abroad outside of missions and need to make a report, so the wedding is still set in China.

Jiang Mo and the others originally thought that according to Feng Beiting's pissed nature of doting on children and daughter-in-law, there would be a wedding of the century, but after taking several sets of wedding photos, Miss Jiang changed her mind in a nonchalant way.

She suddenly said that she wanted to hold a simple and low-key wedding because...

The wedding ceremony is too tiring.

too!tired!up!
Even Jiang Mo didn't want to get used to him for such a reason to be beaten, but Feng Beiting actually agreed without saying a word.

The young couple hit it off immediately, and got married in a red sportswear sweater with a big brain.

They only invited some very close relatives and friends, and ordinary colleagues were not invited.

The wedding venue was not in a church or a banquet hall, but in Jiang's house.

The two of them kowtowed and offered tea to Jiang Su, Yuan Qiong and Feng Xun respectively. The whole family and a few friends had a lively meal, and the marriage was considered to be over.

Jiang Mo was still muttering while drinking, "Sloppy, too hasty..."

Didn't everyone say that a wedding of the century is the dream of all women? He also wanted to learn two tricks from Feng Beiting. Who knew that the couple suddenly changed their styles again.

Jiang Mo didn't know, Jiang Yimian didn't want to make a fuss, not only because she thought it was troublesome, but also because of her own little thoughts.

From acquaintance, to falling in love with Feng Beiting, to now, every stage of her and Feng Beiting's life is full of colorful strokes, as unrealistic as a dream.

So for the so-called wedding ceremony, she wanted to be simple so that she could feel down-to-earth.

Anyway, she has taken all kinds of Chinese and Western wedding photos, and she has kept them as souvenirs.

But what Feng Beiting thought was that weddings should not be held for others to see, the important thing is that the two of them should enjoy the process, if one day Mianmian regrets and suddenly wants a wedding of the century, then He just gave her another one.

Jiang Mo's tears almost didn't fall when he heard the truth.

To put it bluntly, it is money...

*
Although the couple's wedding was held in a low-key and simple manner, the wedding photos were "shocking and weeping".

It is not surprising that Yin Wu is the photographer, but other people were shocked when they saw the photos.

The first few pictures were normal, but then suddenly there was a sudden change in style.

It is Q version.

The head is big and the body is small.

This is not the most important thing, the important thing is that Jiang Yimian is wearing men's clothes, and Feng Beiting is wearing women's clothes.

And the two of them are not wearing suits and wedding dresses, but ancient Fengguanxiapei.

It's fine for Jiang Yimian to pretend to be a handsome young man, but the problem is that the woman Feng Beiting plays is really amazing.

How beautiful is it...

Everyone felt that any peerless beauty in history would not be ashamed of that title if he substituted his face.

Even Jiang Wenge couldn't help saying when he saw it, "This sister... looks like Dad..."

(End of this chapter)