star robber is a little sweet

Chapter 303

[Super gangster super mission: kill the beast god!Goal: During the competition, work together to defeat the beast god Aoman, task reward: 5000 million coins! 】

To Bei Lei and the ruffian, the gangster system whose authority has been unlocked by Sea God is like a hack, and they can accept the mission whenever they want.

"Honey, I'll help you save up to the 5000 million, and the remaining 5000 million will be up to you in the future." The ruffian put his arms around Bei Lei and kissed her as soon as possible. If it wasn't too late, he would have another shot.

After the start of this battle, if there is a little carelessness, it may be that there will be no future.

"I will definitely work hard to make money, husband, you are with me."

The ruffian and Bei Lei flaunted their affection in a high-profile way, completely ignoring these big families who arrived suddenly and were not friendly.

With a sneer in his eyes, Aoman glanced at a corner of the auditorium.

Sea God, even if you are here, so what, we have so many people here, let's see how you protect Chen Beilei!
If Sea God dares to fight in public, all the patriarchs of these big families unified by Aoman can become witnesses!

Seemingly sensing Omanna's unkind eyes, Sea God calmly evoked a smile.

"It's time to show our trump card."

As soon as Sea God's voice fell, the host on stage suddenly screamed.

"Respected patriarchs and audiences, today our venue is full of brilliance. In order to show our support for this event, Miaomiao, the song god of the Sea God family, will come to the scene in person and will provide our contestants with Great singing for support!"

With the excited shout of the host, a cloud of mist suddenly rose in the sky, and along with the petals all over the sky, a burnt aircraft slowly landed from the sky, and the audience boiled instantly.

The national idol is here!

"Miaomiao warm heart, we love you!"

"Miaomiao warms my heart, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

The slogans that were not unified just now became unified in an instant, and became a shout of cheers for the idols of the whole people. Even the patriarchs who were unified by the beast gods couldn't help showing joyful expressions.

The charm of the national idol is infinite.

I saw a person standing on the aircraft, wearing a glittering performance costume, and the gorgeous costume was covered with jingling ornaments, which shone dazzlingly with the illumination of the lights.

"Dear audience friends, I miss you so much~" Miaomiao warmly waved to the crowd.

"Ah~"

The audience screamed in unison, and the huge venue instantly became the scene of the God of Songs' concert, and the atmosphere was instantly ignited.

"Let me hear your cheers~" The God of Songs had his own loudspeaker, and his voice echoed from every corner of the venue.

"Miaomiao warms my heart, Miaomiao warms my heart~"

The corner of his mouth twitched in a beastly manner, what the hell is Sea God doing, why did he release his actor brother!

And what's even more hateful is that Aoman has studied for so long, and managed to gather the patriarchs of so many big families to come over. He originally wanted to create huge pressure on the ruffian and Bei Lei.

In the end, on the side of Sea God, only one singer was used to grab all the limelight.

Out of the corner of his eye, the people he invited also shouted, and the face of the beast god Aoman was even uglier.

The God of Songs is very good at making noise, put his hands next to his ears, and said in a very gentle and friendly way, "Is the voice here weaker than that over there~"

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience behind Aoman screamed in unison, shaking Aoman's ears to pieces.

You hateful singer, remember it for me!Aoman stared at Yu Miao fiercely.

Yu Miao winked at him mischievously, la la la, I'm so mad at you, I can't beat you~
The mission given to him by his brother Sea God is to add status to Bele and the ruffian, but before completing the main task, it is also a very cool thing to be able to get angry o(∩_∩)o
The Poseidon Empress in the auditorium was also left speechless by the appearance of her uncle, super flamboyant.

"This brat, can you stop wearing the aura of the protagonist every time? As soon as he comes out, no one calls my apprentice's name."

"But look at Aoman." Sea God comforted his wife calmly.

The Goddess of the Sea glanced at the direction where Ao Xiaomei was standing. Although she was still wearing a mask, it was not difficult to see from the arrangement of facial muscles that Aoman was about to die of anger.

Yu Miao seemed to think that the atmosphere was not too lively. Standing on the stage, he was followed by a row of bands floating on a special device to form an air band. The singer held a microphone to sensationalize.

"Being called by the organizing committee, I volunteered to provide background music for the finals for free. I hope everyone can feel the love of our Poseidon family in the company of singing~"

For this love, I made a heart shape with both hands, facing Aoman's direction, and the mask that made Aoman almost fell off.

Love full of bullshit, full of malice!

This singer is worse than his brother Yu Hai!

But the more damaging ones are yet to come.

"Before the game starts, I plan to sing a warm-up song for everyone. The name of the song is "Slim (Beast) Body (God) 1.6 Meters"~"

Bei Lei was still deeply in love with the ruffian, but after hearing the spoof of the song god, she was still a little sad about parting, but it disappeared in an instant.

"Before the game, the master said that he had found a strong backup for us. Who should I be? It turned out to be Uncle Miao!"

Song Shen Miaomiao warms my heart, this is my stage name.

His real name is Yu Miao, and he is the younger brother of the god of the sea, Yu Hai. It is said that before immigrating to Interstellar, he was also a gentleman with correct three views and a gentle personality, but for no reason. up.

During the time when Bei Lei was practicing in Blue Star, she also had contact with Yu Miao. According to Yu Miao, when she was on Earth, because she couldn’t stay with the person she liked, she restrained herself and came here to love unscrupulously. , the person he likes is Xiao Huannuan, the Lord Xiao who was chased by him for two lifetimes and finally raised his flag to surrender and became the captive of Song Shenai.

All in all, because she finally got the lover she wanted, and under the strong protection of the Sea God and his wife, this baby finally let go of her personality.

As soon as Oman heard the title of the song, he had an ominous premonition.

When the song god sang, the beast god's face turned completely green.

"After the new rain in the empty mountain, the beast god is 1.6 meters long. If you want to see a thousand miles away, the beast god is 1.6 meters. The beast god is 1.6 meters, two orioles sing green willows, and the beast god is 1.6 meters~”

The Seagods who understood the lyrics and understood the connotation all burst out laughing.

The audience, who didn't know why, only felt that the melody was nice, and the voice of the singer was too magical, and anyone who sang anything could make people excitedly yell along.

"Brother Hai, your younger brother is talented." Chen Yuejian was originally feeling sad today, worried about her daughter's future.

In particular, Chen Yuejian was even more frightened when he saw the Beast God making so many assists.

As a result, Sea God sacrificed a living song god, and the atmosphere of sadness and parting was gone.

Especially the joyful lyrics, every sentence is aimed at Aoman, coupled with Aoman's expression of being so angry that he can't take the initiative to reveal his identity, it is really enjoyable!
Aoman hates people talking about his height the most! ! !
"He sang the song, and I wrote the lyrics!" The Sea God Empress was so arrogant.

Chen Yuejian glanced at her faintly, and silently gave her a thumbs up.

Sister-in-law, you are also a talent!
"Our limelight has been stolen by him." The ruffian looked at the song god who came out and stole the show speechlessly.

"Then why don't you hurry up and kiss me?" Bei Lei put her arms around the ruffian, and the two of them gnawed hard together again.

Aoman's face was about to be distorted, but the spoof of Songshen continued.

This broken song seemed to be endless, and it was sung over and over again. The whole venue was filled with the beautiful but very irritating singing voice of the song god, and finally, it came to the end.

However, the epilogue is even more irritating!
"The Beast God is the shortest, no, the strongest among the warriors! Quick! Use a roundabout kick! The Beast God! Use your face to defend. Ah! The Beast God was trampled on the face!"

Click, the floor where Aoman was standing was crushed by his living steps.

"Pfft!" Chen Yuejian, who has pupil power, couldn't hold back seeing this scene.

Aoman is also a talent, can this be tolerated?

Yu Miao almost pointed at his nose and scolded him, so she could bear it and not reveal her identity. What kind of thick-skinned is this?
After Yu Miao finished singing, she looked at Aoman, who was about to go mad with anger, with a little regret, and added something with the microphone.

"Just now, that song fully expresses the good intentions of excessive weight loss that is not conducive to height development, and it is definitely not deliberately satirizing anyone"

No wonder!
"When I come back, invite this guy to our house, I have to buy him a drink." The ruffian instantly became a fan of the song god passerby.

"Well, I'll cook for him myself."

The ruffian froze, and looked at Bei Lei stiffly, "Honey, don't bully our family friends like this!"

It was rare that Bei Lei didn't become angry from embarrassment, but stepped on her feet and kissed the ruffian.

"I don't want me to harm all our friends, so you should hurry back and do it for them."

"Well, I listen to my wife."

Aoman endured the provocation from Yu Miao's singing, and when he turned around, he saw the ruffian and Bei Lei abusing dogs like no one else, and they all bullied him that he was single
"Orlando, follow the plan for a while. You hold Yu Siwen, and I go to catch Bele. I suspect that Sea God has done something to them. Let's make a quick decision—Orlando?"

Aoman didn't get a response from Orlando, and when he looked back, his nose was almost crooked.

I saw Orlando looking up at the direction of the song god.

"Orlando, what are you looking at?"

"The thing they play is very interesting. When I return to the snowy area, I should also try it."

At this time, Orlando didn't have the awareness before the war at all. Instead, he used a small expression of Wen Qing who was delayed by the war. Aoman gave him a warning look.

"You don't want to save your mother? Don't forget, how long can your mother survive without my mental strength?"

"Actually, I have a little sympathy for you, uncle." Orlando watched the band brought by the God of Songs, and then glanced at Bai Lei and the ruffian who were still hugging each other.

And in the audience, those who were sincerely waiting for the ruffian and Bai Lei to win, looked at their uncle and shook their heads.

"What are you talking about?!" Oman frowned.

Why did he feel that after his nephew left the snowy region, he seemed to be a different person, he was no longer that idiot in life, nor was he the one controlled by him.

"All involuntary bonded relationships are not long-lasting. You even have to use interests to control me and my mother. When interests are not around you, what are you left with?"

"." Oman was silent.

"You came up with these words yourself?"

"My mother told me, she wrote it in a biscuit, and there are a lot of chicken soup for the soul, life insights, uncle, do you want to eat? My mother said that you grew up lacking in calcium and lacking in love."

"Shut up!" Aoman had just been ridiculed by Yu Miao, and then by his nephew, and he was ready to kill.

"Actually, I just thought about it seriously. Some people have grown up, but they always do childish things. The child in their hearts has not grown up. This is a very sad thing."

"Your mother's evaluation of you is not bad."

".I'm talking about you, Uncle."

Oman: ╰_╯!!!
"The competition is about to start, don't always hold a broken book, the content in it is dead, it can't help you!"

Hearing the referee announce that the semi-finals will start in 1 minute, Oman warned Orlando.

"This sentence is not written in a book, it is my own thought."

Orlando muttered to himself, looking at the confident Aoman, suddenly felt that his uncle was a little pitiful.

"Comprehension, really is a momentary thing, I think, I understand."

Orlando muttered to himself, what the ruffian said to him last night, Orlando understood.

Finding something he likes is a complete life. He used to think that collecting beautiful beads and women with beautiful eyes like Belle would be considered very happy.

No.

Aoman's back looked particularly desolate, and Orlando understood what his brother Yu Siwen said.

"Uncle, do you really, know what you want?"

Aoman froze, as if he had been poked at a pain point in the bottom of his heart, he turned his head angrily, and roared at Orlando.

"shut up!"

"You don't need to read the book, I also know that your reaction is just like in the legend. You become angry from embarrassment, and it's sad to be said about the central thing?"

"Get out!" Oman hit an icicle, and Orlando easily dodged.

The movement here attracted the attention of ruffian and Bei Lei.

"The two of them, why are they fighting among themselves?" Bai Lei asked in confusion.

"It's a bit late to grow up, but I've grown up after all." The ruffian nodded, thinking that he would have to ask his father for credit later.

He's a big brother, so it's pretty good. One sentence to wake up the lost and cute boy is even stronger than the soul aunt.

"What did you say?" Belle didn't understand a word.

"My wife, you must let me do the education of children in the future. I found that I am quite suitable for educating children."

The ruffian looked in Orlando's direction and sighed.

How many people have been delayed by this war?

If there was no war, his father and mother would not have been separated for so many years because of misunderstandings.

His younger brother, maybe he can still be a literary young man, looking up at the bright sky and being sad.

And he can also be a cute little ruffian happily spinning around his wife.

In fact, except for the deduction of those identities, everyone is nothing but ordinary people.

(End of this chapter)