Futian swordsman

Chapter 21 Two mouths under the nose?
Fang Lingxi now has a five-star talent at the spiritual level, and her realm has reached the five-level perfection of the True Yuan Realm. This kind of talent and strength originally made her extremely confident when facing the patriarch Fang Shouyan.

But this kind of self-confidence was ruthlessly destroyed with Chen Wuzhen's literary talents.

At this time, Fang Lingxi even felt a little at a loss when facing Fang Shouyan who was approaching with a big laugh!
"It's all your fault, it's nothing to chant some poems! I don't even have the confidence to convince the patriarch!"

Fang Lingxi spat secretly in her heart, and at the same time gave Chen Wuzhen a hard look.

Chen Wuzhen didn't take it seriously, but felt that Fang Lingxi's young daughter's mood made him particularly happy, and it also made him quite distracted, wanting to continue teasing her.

"Hahahahaha, boy of the Chen family, you are an interesting person. Hey, you look quite handsome, with one-tenth of the temperament and appearance of the patriarch back then, but you are barely worthy of Lingxi girl Yes. But it's not enough to be in a hurry."

Fang Shouyan laughed and walked over. He had a hearty smile on his face, and he didn't look old. On the contrary, he had the special charm of a middle-aged man who is bold and unrestrained.

"Patriarch."

Fang Lingxi bit her lips lightly and lowered her head.

Normally, where would she bow her head?
Right now, isn't this embarrassing by the peerless poem of "one poke, one jump"?

Fang Lingxi's pretty face was hot, and she just felt that the patriarch's smile had a profound meaning - thanks to her, she had asked Cui Li to talk about Chen Wuzhen's talent and talent as much as possible in front of the patriarch.

Thinking about it now...

Alas, it would be great if all that hadn't happened.

Fang Shouyan nodded, laughed again, and said, "Hahahahaha, I haven't been this happy for a long time. Well, boy from the Chen family, do you want to be Fang Lingxi's Taoist partner?"

"Of course, it's a dream."

Chen Wuzhen did not hesitate.

"You also know that you can only think about it when you are dreaming. Now, you can actually think about it in reality, but come on, you Qinglian Poetry Sage, write another poem and let the patriarch see your talent."

Fang Shouyan looked at Chen Wuzhen with some appreciation—it was indeed appreciation, not joking or contempt.

"This old man... In his previous life, he stubbornly resisted in front of me, and he ended up miserable. Now, is he still pretending to be aggressive in front of me?"

Chen Wu sincerely despised him, then put his hands on his back again and walked three steps.

"Ahem, patriarch, can Ling Xi retreat first?"

Fang Lingxi's face turned pale, as if she was afraid of hearing Chen Wuzhen's shocking poems.

"Listen, don't be so stressed, just relax and be happy. In life, when you can be happy, you should be happy. Alas, I think that I was so beautiful back then, but they were too obsessed with my talent and appearance. , but ignored the talent of this old man..."

Fang Shouyan fell into the remembrance of the past glory.

There was obviously a touch of cold sweat on Fang Lingxi's pretty face, but at the same time she was slightly relieved.

It seems that the patriarch and this Chen Wuzhen have similar tastes.

Oh no, it's too late to meet each other.

Although Fang Lingxi no longer had illusions about Chen Wuzhen's literary talent, she still wanted to hear what kind of shocking poems this Chen Wuzhen could come up with—especially, being restricted by the patriarch on the spot, he wanted to write a poem. Still somewhat difficult.

"Ahem, yes."

Chen Wuzhen once again had his hands behind his back, staring at the sky at a 45-degree angle, watching the sadness flow upstream.

"Well, let's talk about it, you're done, Ling Xi is your wife."

Fang Shouyan joked.

"Patriarch!"

Fang Lingxi was a little shy and said angrily.

After all, she is only 15 years old, regardless of whether she likes it or not, she is probably a little reserved and shy when being teased by the elders on the spot.

While Chen Wuzhen pondered, with a melancholy temperament and a refined demeanor, he chanted seriously: "Suddenly there was a laugh in the air."

"Huh? Yes, I did laugh."

Fang Shouyan nodded and commented seriously.

The corner of Fang Lingxi's mouth twitched, her delicate body swayed, and she almost lost her balance.

"Maybe the patriarch is going to get mad."

Chen Wuzhen continued.

"I don't know if the patriarch is going crazy or not. I probably, should be going crazy."

Fang Lingxi said with a dark face, word by word.

"Haha, interesting. This 'maybe' is used very well, very artistically. I may or may not be mad, you are right. Well, continue your performance."

Fang Shouyan laughed.

Chen Wuzhen looked at Fang Lingxi affectionately, and immediately extinguished Fang Lingxi's anger.

"If it's not about getting mad, why is there another laugh?"

Chen Wuzhen finished reciting the poem.

The place was silent.

Fang Shouyan, who was still smiling at first, seemed to be choking, but couldn't laugh or cry.

"Okay, you won, you barely passed. By the way, what's the name of the poem?"

"Patriarch Yong."

"Then there is another song about Lingxi."

"Patriarch... Didn't you say it passed?"

"You missed the word 'barely'."

"Well, you are the patriarch, you have the final say."

"Patriarch, can Ling Xi leave? Ling Xi is afraid that her Dao heart will collapse."

Fang Lingxi was a little flustered.

"Listen, your husband was chosen by you yourself, and you have to be good at discovering his strengths. He is a talent if he is eager. In this world, there is such a person who can, when you are depressed, depressed, and bored, It’s actually a very happy thing to make you smile.”

"Patriarch..."

"Girl, in fact, I didn't quite agree with you choosing him as your husband before, and I didn't think that someone as arrogant as him would agree, but now, I admit that I have changed my view and reluctantly agree."

"Ah—patriarch, but, but—"

But what, Fang Lingxi couldn't tell.

"Girl, you don't understand, but you might as well listen to me. As the patriarch of the Fang family, I don't want you to have a bad life. Although, you have shouldered things that shouldn't belong to you, but..."

Fang Shouyan thought for a while, but still didn't elaborate.

But he took a deep look at Chen Wuzhen, and said in his heart: "But, if a man who is originally arrogant to the bone is willing to please you with an extremely humble attitude, then even if this man is the worst man in the world, But it must be the best man for you.

When a man gives up his dignity and everything, and bows down to you, it's not because he's incompetent or shameless, but because his love for you surpasses everything. "

Fang Lingxi doesn't understand, but Fang Lingxi is only 15 years old, which is too young.

But Fang Shouyan is over 60 years old, how could he not understand?

He doesn't know the current Chen Wuzhen.

But Chen Wuzhen lived in Fang's family for three years, and he knew very well what kind of temperament he was in the past.

In the past, Chen Wuzhen was withdrawn, rebellious, with high self-esteem, and his eyes were higher than the top. He was also a mourner with his own hatred. He would make others resent him wherever he went, and wanted to trample him to death.

But now, at least he doesn't hate it anymore, on the contrary, he still appreciates it in his heart.

Seeing the essence through the phenomenon, Fang Shouyan understood the significance of Chen Wuzhen's 'care' for Fang Lingxi.

Fang Lingxi thoughtfully, also took a deep look at Chen Wuzhen, and remained silent.

"Come on, let us hear how you 'Yong Lingxi'."

Fang Shouyan showed a free and easy attitude again, and smiled.

Chen Wuzhen thought for a moment, took three steps, and then stopped.

Fang Lingxi just looked at Chen Wuzhen with a calm face.

"He won't say 'Suddenly there was a laugh in the air' and change 'patriarch' to me 'Ling Xi'?"

Fang Lingxi was a little worried. Chen Wuzhen was obviously very good at such shameless things.

But soon, after hearing what Chen Wuzhen said, this worry disappeared.

"The sea is full of water."

Chen Wuzhen recited the first sentence, and Fang Shouyan was dumbfounded when he heard it.

What does the sea have to do with Fang Lingxi?
Could it be that Fang Lingxi's mind is like the sea?
This... doesn't seem like it either.

After all, the girl Fang Lingxi is still young and hasn't really matured yet. How can there be as magnificent waves as the sea?
Fang Shouyan was dumbfounded, and Fang Lingxi was naturally speechless.

However, the two still listened with interest.

"Spider spiders have nine legs."

"Pff-cough-cough-"

The muscles on Fang Shouyan's old face twitched, and his expression was particularly exciting.

Coauthor Your spider has nine legs?

Even if there is, is it related to Ling Xi girl?
Let you chant Ling Xi, please Ling Xi, you chant spiders?

Fang Shouyan coughed, suppressing the urge to vomit blood.

With his heart, he felt the pressure was so great that he couldn't bear it anymore.

Fang Lingxi's pretty face blushed, wanting to laugh, but helpless.

"Love, love, mouth to mouth, Lingxi, Lingxi, you are so beautiful—two mouths under the nose."

Chen Wuzhen finished reciting the poem in one breath, and then looked at Fang Lingxi infatuatedly.

"Isn't it one mouth? Why two mouths?"

Fang Shouyan was a little puzzled.

But then he realized it and sprayed a mouthful of old blood.

"You passed, take your wife with you, the old man wants to live a few more years."

Fang Shouyan's old face turned red. This kind of shameless person - although he has a bit of his demeanor back then, but... is really shameless.

Fang Lingxi didn't understand at first, but when she saw Fang Shouyan suddenly blushed like a monkey's butt, her pretty face was as red as a drop of blood!

"Dirty!"

Fang Lingxi's face was flushed, but her tone was icy cold and angry. Then, she squeezed her fists.

"I made a mistake. It's 'with one mouth', not 'two mouths'. You guys...what's wrong?"

Chen Wuzhen blinked his innocent and clear eyes, his face was ignorant and pure.

(End of this chapter)