The fertile farm girl in the portable space

Chapter 68 Exploring Mysterious Disappearance (2)
"What!? Wash—feet—water?" Xuan Yue's eyes widened, and she sniffed carefully. There was indeed a smell of sweat from stinky feet, and she wanted to die already!God, you just stink me to death!

"Why are you here?" Coriander vigilantly turned the wooden basin in her hand.Well, fortunately, the wooden basin is very thick, so it shouldn't be a problem to stun a rascal or two.Even if he was killed by being smashed to death, he was still in self-defense. In ancient times, he shouldn't have been shot, right?Uh, no, there were no guns in ancient times, it was beheading.

Yes, why are you here? This question really stumps Xuan Yue. I can't say that I came to see you. It's too hypocritical.The teeth are sour.

"My young master ate your mutton skewers last time and came home with diarrhea." After holding back for a long time, Xuan Yue finally choked out this sentence.

"Hmph, can you still pose like this with diarrhea?" Coriander sneered.

"Just finished venting, I'm pretending..." A certain man's voice was erratic, and he pointed to the wooden basin in Coriander's hand, "So, please don't hit me!"

"So many people have eaten it, and I haven't heard of anyone with diarrhea, so it means that there is something wrong with your stomach. What does it have to do with me? You didn't come here to make trouble, did you?" Coriander said unhappily.Thinking angrily, he finally explained to Shuyun what happened that day, so as not to have anything to do with this shameless scumbag.

"Also—" Coriander suddenly realized this serious problem, "Why are you here?!"

"Woman, why are you so fierce to me? Just smile at that little boy?" Xuan Yue rubbed his nose sourly and said.

"Who am I laughing at, what are you doing to you! Tell me, how do you know that my family lives here?" Coriander raised the wooden basin angrily.

"Don't, don't smash it! Your grandma told me, and she also approved me to come to you at any time." Xuan Yue's face tightened, and she took a few steps back subconsciously.

"Impossible! Don't talk nonsense, a scoundrel like you, my grandma will definitely drive you away with a big broom!" Coriander suddenly said loudly: "If you don't leave, I will yell!"

"Girl, who are you talking to? It's been a long time pouring footwashing water!" The old lady grumbled dissatisfiedly, and walked out with small steps.

"Who is this?" The old lady's shrewd eyes swept over Xuan Yue.Because the light is very dark, I can't see clearly.I saw a tall and thin figure standing there, listening to the voice, it was a man.

"Grandma, this guy said that you told him that I live here. How is it possible, he lied, right?" Coriander asked angrily.

"Eh..." The old lady was stunned. She had told someone that day, but it was too dark to see if it was that person. Then she lowered her head guiltily. Bite the bullet and said: "Of course, of course I didn't say it!"

"Grandma, you have a bad memory when you're old. Think about it, it's five taels!" Xuan Yue mockingly stretched out five fingers.

"You, you... What nonsense are you talking about! When did my old woman charge you five taels, get out! Get out of here!" The old lady blushed with embarrassment, and simply picked up the big broom near the door, and slapped Xuan Yue hard. Call to go.Call you a cheap kid!
"Go away! Go away!" The old lady danced vigorously with a big broom and drove Xuan Yue all the way to the entrance of the courtyard.

Xuanyue was kicked up by the broom and was in a panic. Seeing the broom coming again, she took a good look at it and grabbed the broom handle. The old lady was also tired from patting, and stopped panting heavily.Xuan Yue took the opportunity to take out a certain ten taels of silver from her bosom, waved it in front of the old lady's eyes, stuffed it into the old lady's hand holding the broom, and whispered: "Grandma, I respect you."

He had already inquired that Mrs. Hai was greedy for money, hmph, he didn't believe it.Dad taught that money can not only make ghosts turn the mill, but also make the mill turn ghosts.

Sure enough, the old lady did not move.The thumb and middle finger rubbed the hard thing in his hand vigorously. Although he couldn't see it clearly, he knew it was silver by feeling. It must be a very heavy silver, twice as heavy as the five taels of the last time!The old lady was very happy, and the fortune has been rolling recently!It’s so easy to sit at home and someone will send a lot of money to your door.To catch up tomorrow, I have to burn incense to the Bodhisattva.

Xuan Yue held on to the broom handle tightly, waiting with bated breath, what does this old lady mean by standing still?Is it too little?

Suddenly there was a strong force on the broom, but instead of pushing it out, it pulled it inward, and Xuanyue was pulled back into the yard.

Xuanyue was overjoyed, hehe, dad really didn't fool me, money really sucks!

Coriander didn't see the hidden scene at the entrance of the yard, and didn't know that in that extremely fast moment, the old lady and the scumbag had reached a high degree of unity in harmony and tacit understanding, and had completed a win-win transaction.

"Huh, you haven't left yet?" Coriander's eyes widened. He thought he had been kicked out by grandma. With grandma's fierceness, ten more scumbags would be more than enough, so when the scumbags appeared again, Coriander ten Two points of surprise.

"Smelly girl, the visitor is a guest, without a tutor! Hurry up and invite this young master into the house." The old lady said with a blush.

"Ah?!" Coriander turned pale with shock and rubbed her ears, thinking that she had heard wrongly. This old lady must have changed her face too quickly.Just now he was chasing people away with a big broom, but now he is going to be treated as a guest of honor and invited to his home!What ecstasy soup did this scumbag feed grandma?

"Grandma, what are you talking about? It's so late, how can you stay with outsiders?" Coriander has a headache, this old lady must be crazy... There are so many strange men in the family, how can she sleep?

"You girl is so hard-hearted! Didn't grandma always teach you to do good deeds every day? You see it's so late, how can you have the heart to drive this young man out? You're a fool, where do you let this young man go?"

"When did you teach me this..." Coriander muttered softly.

"Shut up!" the old lady glared.

"It's you who should shut up, grandma. Don't even think about it. There are only two rooms in the house, where is there room for this guy to sleep?" Coriander snorted coldly, "If he doesn't mind sleeping in the yard, I don't care. God For the quilt, the ground for the bed, how free!"

"This young master, the place is really too small to live in a rough place. If the young master does not abandon it, the old woman will make a floor for you in the house. Please, young master, stay here for one night. Do you think so?"

"Sleeping... on the floor?" Xuan Yue was stunned.

"Yeah, stay here!" Coriander suddenly smiled strangely: "Actually, sleeping on the floor is very comfortable. From time to time, there will be some cute fluffy little mice crawling over you, slipping past... crawling again Come here... slip past again...if you are lucky, there will be cockroaches patronizing you! Such a big one..."

"Stop, stop!" Xuan Yue shrank subconsciously, took a few steps back, and said furryly: "Old, mouse? Cockroach? I can't stand it." Imagining the little claws of that furry thing stepping on her body Stepping on it, the long tail swept away, and the whole body trembled in disgust, a layer of tiny goosebumps appeared on the skin, God knows he is most afraid of these things.

(End of this chapter)