The fertile farm girl in the portable space

Chapter 19 The Rubik's Cube in the Pigsty
After a while, Erdan suddenly became sad, staring straight at the coriander, without moving for a long time.

"What's wrong?"

"I heard from my mother that your mother is going to give birth to a little brother for you?" Er Dan suddenly said seriously.

"Does your mother have clairvoyant eyes? How does she know it's the little brother?" Coriander was funny, and she was upset about it for a long time.

"If you give birth to a little brother, will you still play with dicks? Do you still like dicks?"

"Hmph, when did I like you, shameless bastard!" Coriander scratched his nose, "Shame."

"I like sister Xiangxiang."

"Bah, just like your father, little pervert!"

"How do you know? My mother said, my father is an old pervert, and I am a little pervert... Hehe."

"Spoofy. Who did you gossip with?"

"My father."

Coriander lowered her head and thought for a while, then pursed her lips and smiled, "You are poorer than my uncle Liu!"

"My father said, I have continued the glorious tradition of the old Liu family!"

Coriander squinted at him, the appearance of the stinky egg is not like his father's, it would look wretched if he had a small nose and small eyes, he should be more like his mother, and his height should be like his father's, not tall, but the boy's height is now It can't be seen that when it's time to grow the body, it will jump up as soon as the head jumps.Those big flexible eyes are just like his mother, round head, small crew cut, ghostly and cute.

Coriander wanted to tease him, she raised her pointed chin and said, "Stinky! Didn't you say I'm your wife?"

Er Dan nodded sharply.

"Then you will give me whatever I want?"

Er Dan continued to nod vigorously.

Coriander's eyes wandered around, and settled on a vigorous tree a foot away.Under the dark green canopy is not a hornet's nest.

"I want that hornet's nest." Coriander's eyes lit up, and she pointed casually.

Er Dan stood under the tree, looking up at the hornet's nest.

"Why, don't you dare?" Coriander pouted.

Erdan glanced at her and said, "Those who dare not dare are cowards!"

After Erdan finished speaking, he climbed up the rough tree trunk with both hands, and climbed up the tree with two "swish", and Coriander stared at him nervously.

Erdan's heart swayed, and the honeycomb was broken in one fell swoop, and a group of horse peaks entangled him with a "buzz...", he quickly pulled up his coat, wrapped it around his head, and waved his hands at the same time. Live slapping.

"Come down quickly!" Coriander was in a hurry, this idiot really took it.

Erdan slid down the tree with a "chiliu", dragged Coriander's hand and ran away, with a group of Ma Feng chasing after him.

The two ran for a long distance before they got rid of the swarm of hornets. Panting, Coriander bent down, gasping for breath, Erdan handed the hornet's nest over and said, "Sister Xiangxiang, here you are. Do you like it. "

When Coriander looked up, she found that Er Dan's red face was stung by a hornet, and it was red and swollen, like a pig's head.

Coriander laughed amused by his ugly appearance, and cried again.

Seeing her crying and laughing, Er Dan panicked and hurriedly asked what was going on.

Coriander knows in her heart that she laughs because Erdan looks funny, but cries because her heart hurts.

Er Dan was often scolded by sister-in-law Liu for getting stung when he picked Ma Feng's nest last time, but he always had a smile on his face, as if he didn't care.

Every day, Mrs. Liu mixed some salt water and vinegar water and applied it to the red and swollen area, and it got better.On the contrary, every time Coriander sees a bastard who looks like a pig's head, she feels a little embarrassed.

"Bitch! Bitch!" Coriander yelled as soon as she entered the yard. Anyway, she was more at home at Mrs. Liu's house than at home.

Mrs. Liu was wearing a big khaki straw hat, carrying a hoe, and was putting on shoes in the yard. When she saw the coriander, she smiled enthusiastically and said, "Oh, come here!"

"Aunt Liu." Coriander called obediently, and asked, "Do you want to go out?"

"Yes, I'll go to the field with you, Uncle Liu! You take Erdan to play."

Da Liu was carrying wooden buckets, water ladles and other watering things, his trousers were rolled up high, and he squinted his eyes and shouted into the room, "Stinky boy. The coriander girl is here to find you."

"Hey, it's strange." Da Liu scratched his head, wondering: "This kid usually runs away quickly when he hears that coriander is coming! Why is he so annoying today?"

Mrs. Liu gave a "puchi" smile, put her big feet into her shoes, and then got up, "You still don't believe me if you say you are stupid! You don't know about your thief? You are so stinky, I was stung by a hornet, so I am sorry to come out See you!"

"Let's go. Don't try to hide from my old lady!" Sister-in-law Liu smiled "hehe" and pulled Da Liu out fiercely, like dragging a chick.

"Damn!" Coriander yelled again, "I'm Coriander, come out! If you don't come out again, I'll ignore you!"

Only then did Er Dan dawdle, covertly, and came out against the base of the wall.

"Hahahaha. Why are you like this?"

When Xiangcai saw it, she burst into laughter. It turned out that Erdan took Aunt Liu's calico scarf and wrapped it around her head, and tied a knot around her nostrils. Only two eyes were showing, looking like a stealer. Eat like a little mouse.No wonder I couldn't yell out just now.

"Don't, don't laugh!" Erdan stammered.

Coriander finally stopped laughing and said, "You are so cute."

"You, you laugh at me." Erdan turned his head angrily.

"Hey, why is your head still not healed?" Coriander smiled, "It's so ugly."

Er Dan lowered his head, looking injured.

"Oh, okay, okay, I'm kidding you." Coriander stuck out her tongue at him and smiled.

"That's right! Mother told me to feed the pigs!" Er Dan slapped his forehead and said, "I almost forgot."

Erdan went to the kitchen to carry the bucket of pig food prepared by Mrs. Liu, which contained some leftovers, accompanied by a mess of gray vegetables, chicken feet vegetables, car wheel vegetables, and pig sprouts, and occasionally some potatoes And Master Mai, improve the food for the pigs, and when the pigs are slaughtered at the end of the year, the pig fat will come out.

A bucket of pig food was still quite heavy, and Er Dan was too small to carry it, so he worked hard to move it to the door of the kitchen bit by bit.Coriander saw it and hurried over to help.

Erdan waved her hand away, patted her chest proudly and said, "No need, I'm a man, I can move it."

"Come on, the hair hasn't fully grown yet, so I'm just sitting there." Coriander teased, ignored him, and insisted on carrying it with him.

The two of them worked together to carry the bucket of pig food to the side of the pigsty, and the coriander panted, clapped her hands and said, "Okay."

Erdan skillfully poured the bucket of pig food into the pig trough in the pigsty, and several pigs swarmed to squeeze past each other, burying their heads in eating.The pig trough is chiseled out of stone, about 3 feet long, about chi Xu wide, and about 5 inches deep.This stone trough is easy for pigs to gnaw and arch. It is not afraid of being gnawed by pigs, but also not afraid of pigs being knocked down.

(End of this chapter)