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Chapter 691 The God of Cookery who fell from the altar!
The story begins, the scene turns!
What the audience saw was not the slightly hazy but majestic palace before, but a dilapidated old street. The street was crowded with people and bustling with small vendors lined up on both sides of the street.

Suddenly, the camera turned and pointed at a row of fortune-telling booths, such as "Mai Shenxiang", "Plum Blossom Yishu", "Zhouyi Fortune Telling", "Ziwei Doushu", "Four-Pillar Bazi" and so on.

The camera zoomed in slowly, and gave a big close-up of one of the fortune-telling booths. At this moment, a fortune-teller (played by He Chunli) who still had a charm came into everyone's eyes. In the rebroadcast, He Chunli, who played Xu Xian's sister, also walked into thousands of households and became a familiar screen image.

The fortune-teller fiddled with the abacus quickly with one hand, and kept writing with the other hand. With the rendering of sound effects, the audience felt that this fortune-teller should have some skills, which was not comparable to that of ordinary street fortune-tellers.

There is a saying called "the master is among the people". Although more than 99.99% of the fortune tellers on the street are liars, don't forget that they are watching a movie, so they intuitively tell the audience that the fortune teller played by He Chunli is probably a real fortune teller Grandmaster.

Suddenly, the fortune-teller's abacus scattered without warning, and the beads were scattered on the ground. At this moment, a gust of wind blew by, and the fortune-teller seemed to feel something, and looked up!

In the next second, the fortune teller opened her mouth, two rays of light shot out from her eyes, she got up quickly, rushed to someone in front of someone, knelt down on her knees without restraint, and said excitedly: "Sir, your forehead You have a bone that looks up to the sky, and there is aura in your eyes. Immortals are reincarnated, and immortals descend to earth. I have finally waited for you."

The audience did not see the person, but saw his legs first, but with this pair of "sexy" thighs, the audience can be sure that this passer-by must be the God of Cookery.

Passers-by ignored the fortune-teller and raised their legs to leave. When the fortune-teller saw it, she immediately stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "Don't move. Although I have leaked the secret, disaster is inevitable, but this is my destiny. Even if I want to risk it It’s dangerous, so I’ll show you the whole picture.”

At this moment, some of the audience believed the fortune-teller's words, while the other part of the audience seriously suspected that the fortune-teller was a liar. You must know that "fortune-teller masters" are all mysterious, how can they kneel down casually?

Passers-by turned a deaf ear and walked away, only to hear the fortune teller shout hysterically: "Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir!"

At this time, the camera also gave the passerby a frontal close-up. As everyone guessed, the passerby was none other than the God of Cookery played by Zhao Xingchi.

Look at Zhao Xingchi's attire, how plain it is, it doesn't match the hazy figure sitting on the "Dragon Chair" with his legs crossed before.

How did God of Cookery appear in Laojie?Could it be that he hasn't risen yet?Or has he already fallen from the altar?

Just when the audience was puzzled, on the big screen in front of them, the God of Cookery walked to a stall and said, "Please give me a bowl of chop suey noodles."

The owner of the noodle stall is very individual. He threw the chop suey noodles on the table, only to see that the soup splashed on the table, and a fish ball rolled out of the noodle bowl and fell gorgeously on the ground.

At this moment, the camera gave a big close-up of this bowl of "chop suey noodles". The audience had to admit that the bowl of chop suey noodles was quite substantial, but the appearance made people lose their appetite.

Although the audience had no appetite, the God of Cookery in the film didn't mind. He picked up a pair of chopsticks from the table and wanted to taste the bowl of chop suey noodles in front of him.

At this moment, the camera suddenly turned to the owner of the noodle stall. Although the camera only stayed on the lady of the noodle stall for a short two seconds, the audience was stunned by the "ugliness" of the noodle stall owner. Oh my God , Why was Yan Tianhou made so ugly?
Yes, the proprietress of the noodle stall is played by Yan Jieying, the "Queen of Immortality". In order to play the role of "Turkey" well, Yan Jieying sacrificed her beautiful image to play the ugly girl.Don't think that Yan Jieying is following the route of "singing and acting well", but as a professional actor, Yan Jieying knows that she can't just choose positive roles that are beneficial to her image, otherwise her acting will be stuck in the long run !Only when she dares to try and challenge various roles, can her acting path become wider and wider. In the past, Yan Jieying didn't get rid of her charms, so she couldn't understand this truth, so she was called a "vase" in previous film and television works .

Speaking of which, Lin Tianbao is not only Zhao Xingchi's bole, he is also Yan Jieying's bole, if there is no Lin Tianbao, then the halo on Yan Jieying's head is not "the old queen", but "the old queen".

In addition, without Lin Tianbao, Yan Jieying would have been a failure model of "singing and acting well", and now she is a textbook success model.

The audience continued to watch the video, only to see Zhao Xingchi took a sip of the soup with the chop suey noodles, and commented: "The alkaline water noodles have not been cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water flavor."

Yan Jieying turned a deaf ear to this and was busy with her own business.

Zhao Xingchi didn't care whether the owner of the noodle stall listened or not, he picked up a fish ball and chewed it in his mouth, then continued to comment: "The fish ball doesn't taste like fish, but you added curry sauce to cover it up. It makes curry fish balls. But it's naive because you don't cook it enough time, the taste of the curry is only on the surface, it doesn't go inside at all, and the fish balls are diluted when put in the soup. Good one A curry fish ball, let you make neither fish nor curry flavor, failure!"

Wow~ This tongue is too awesome, isn't it?

At this moment, many viewers think that the God of Cookery is not down yet, he just hides his identity and walks into the folk to discover folk delicacies.

While eating, Zhao Xingchi commented: "I haven't picked the radish too much, it's a failure! The pork skin is too rotten, and the head is not bitten, it's a failure! The pig's blood is rotten and thin, and it falls apart when you pinch it. It's a failure among failures." The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a pile of shit, did you make a mistake?"

While talking, Zhao Xingchi picked up the big intestine with feces, and handed it to the noodle stall proprietress.

Yan Jieying was very calm, and continued to be busy with her own affairs, directly treating Zhao Xingchi as air.

The proprietress of Zhao Xingchi's meet-and-greet stall ignored him, and gradually raised her voice: "Hey, there is a pile of shit! Hey, hey, there is a pile of shit, have you seen it? Hey, there is a pile of shit~"

Yan Jieying was so annoyed that she handed Zhao Xingchi a roll of toilet paper, "Take the paper and wipe it."

"Pfft..." The audience couldn't help laughing, is that okay?
Zhao Xingchi said: "You are really humorous, am I going everywhere to publicize that there is shit in your face?"

Yan Jieying said nonchalantly: "So what? Since it's 'chop suey noodles', what does it matter if there are a few pieces of shit in the noodles? It's 15 yuan."

Zhao Xingchi asked: "You give it to me?"

Yan Jieying was taken aback when she heard that, "Huh?"

Zhao Xingchi said: "Oh, after talking for so long, why don't you give me 50 yuan to see a doctor."

Is the God of Cookery short of a mere 50 yuan?The God of Emotional Cookery has fallen from the altar!
The same is true, as the camera advances, the audience saw the fortune teller just now, and saw her kneeling in front of another passer-by again, and said: "Your forehead is upturned, and your eyes are shining. Immortals are reincarnated, immortals descend to earth, I finally waited for you gone."

I go!It turns out that this fortune teller is really a liar!

The camera switched to the chop suey noodle stall again, and I saw the Lost God of Cookery and the proprietress of the noodle stall looking at each other. It seemed that the two of them had been casted by someone at this moment. At this moment, a voice sounded: "Shenzhou Supreme Name!" The cooking competition begins now!"

(End of this chapter)