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Chapter 571 There is no cheapest, only cheapest!

At the beginning of the film, the first thing that catches the audience's eyes is the well-known distinctive logo of "**** Film Bureau", and then the special effects animation of "Young Marshal Studio".

Ten seconds later, the subtitles appeared!
Accompanied by subtitles full of festive colors such as producer, producer, producer, director, screenwriter, photography, music, action direction, leading actor, etc., the title "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" also completely caught the audience's eyes.

After about five seconds, the curtain slowly opened, and the first thing that came into the audience's sight was a high-hanging plaque with two golden characters of "Tang Mansion".

This close-up shot also made the audience understand in seconds. There is no doubt that this mansion is the home of the protagonist "Tang Bohu" in the film!
The camera slowly zoomed out, and with the "Tang Mansion Main Gate" fully presented, the audience saw a group of people gathered at the gate of the Tang Mansion, as if they were anxiously waiting for something?
Dragon suit armor: "Oh, what's going on? I've been waiting for three hours, and I haven't seen it yet?"

Dragon suit B: "Yes, it usually comes out in two hours."

The audience couldn't help but wonder, what are these people waiting for at the gate of the Tang Mansion?Could it be that they are waiting for Tang Yin Tang Bohu, who is known as "the head of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River"?
It is no wonder that the audience would think so, "chasing stars" is not only the power of modern people, but ancient people also popularized chasing stars, but there was no concept of "stars" in ancient times, but "talented scholars" in ancient times were equivalent to stars.

Just when the audience thought so, the door of the Tang Mansion opened, and a few servants appeared carrying a basket of garbage!

Servant A pointed casually and ordered, "Put the garbage at the door."

All the servants replied: "Yes!"

A group of people gathered outside the Tang Mansion saw this basket of garbage, their eyes glowed green, and they rushed forward to grab the garbage!
Let me go, the audience thought that this group of people was waiting for Tang Bohu, wanting to see the talents, but they never thought they were waiting for "garbage".

The dragon suits robbed for a long time, and the dragon suit Jia snatched a piece of paper with the word "nei" from the garbage dump, and shouted excitedly: "Oh, I finally snatched Tang Bohu's calligraphy! Hahaha..."

Seeing that the dragon armor had snatched Tang Bohu's calligraphy, all the dragon suits were jealous, and they snatched it one after another.
"Cough cough cough..."

At this moment, the audience who were drinking water were choked, let me go, is such a word "inner" counted as calligraphy?

At the same time, audiences with low laughs and dirty thoughts were overjoyed. They thought the plot of "snatching trash" was funny, but the word "inner" made people think about it. The audience with dirty thoughts already thought of "underwear". " and "underpants", how can you not be happy?

Inside the door to see the door, the layman to watch the fun!
"Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" completely attracted the attention of the audience in just tens of seconds before the protagonist appeared, which shows that the film is extraordinary.

Next, the camera switches!
At this time, what everyone saw was a row of pen holders, the camera looked down from top to bottom, and then a "salty pig's hand" appeared in everyone's field of vision, only to see that this suspected man's hand chose a thick brush .

Before seeing its appearance, see its hands first!
The audience judged from the gorgeous fabric of the cuff of this hand that the owner of this hand must be "Tang Bohu", the protagonist of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", no doubt. Thinking of the so-called "calligraphy" just snatched by Dragon Armor, everyone couldn't help guessing , Is this Tang Bohu planning to splash ink?

The next second, the audience was stunned, I go, this Tang Bohu (played by Zhao Xingchi) is simply a genius, he even thought of holding a brush and dipping it in soy sauce to brush grilled chicken wings!

The color of soy sauce is similar to that of ink. When the audience saw Tang Bohu dipping a brush in soy sauce with a solemn hand, they thought the soy sauce was ink, but the style of painting turned 360°!
"Pfft..." The low-smile audience burst out laughing when they saw this scene!
A servant beside Tang Bohu asked, "Master, is a plate of soy sauce enough?"

While brushing the grilled chicken wings leisurely, Tang Bohu said, "Take your time!"

The servant asked: "There are a lot of people coming outside to ask for paintings, are you really ignoring them?"

Tang Bohu said: "The young master is not in the mood to draw today, so take a few bags of garbage to them!"

The servant replied: "Yes!"

After finishing speaking, the servant left. When he walked out of the courtyard, he happened to meet Zhu Zhishan (played by Chen Yuanxiang), who was also one of the "Four Great Talents in the South of the Yangtze River" with his young master. The servant called out: "Mr. Zhu."

Zhu Zhishan nodded slightly, and walked into the courtyard, he saw Tang Bohu who was grilling chicken wings with great joy, and exaggeratedly shouted: "Ah ~ Brother Tang!"

"Hey~Brother Zhu!" Tang Bohu put down the brush in his hand when he saw his good friend coming to visit, and stood up to greet him.

Zhu Zhishan bowed and shouted, "Brother Tang, help me!"

"Hey, hey~" Tang Bohu hurriedly helped Zhu Zhishan up, and said with certainty, "It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost cleanly in the casino again?"

Zhu Zhishan said: "Ah~ the parents who gave birth to me, Brother Tang who knows me!"

Tang Bohu said: "Among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, brother Zhu is the most free and easy, everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows the egg shell, wealth goes to people's happiness, this is your motto, brother Zhu, isn't it?"

Zhu Zhishan said: "Thank you for your praise, but compared to brother Tang's unrestrained flirtatiousness, my little brother can only come in the dust!"

"Hahahaha~" Tang Bohu looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, his face suddenly changed, and he said, "It's just that, brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and when you lose all, you come to call for help. You always do this... It's not a solution, is it?"

Zhu Zhishan gave a thumbs up and said: "You are insightful! In view of this, my younger brother, this time he broke the boat and lost all that he could lose in his life. It's a total of 30 taels. I hope Brother Tang will draw [-] paintings for me." , Let me pay off the debt and save my life!"

Chen Yuanxiang's exaggerated acting skills and rich body language have been proved in the "director" role of "The King of Comedy".

"Damn! This Zhu Zhishan is too brazen!"

"I'll go, did Tang Bohu owe you something in his previous life?"

"In the past, I only knew that Zeng Xiaoxian was very cheap, but today I finally learned a lot."

"Nimma, it's only natural to ask for help. I don't know what it means to be red-faced? Zhu Zhishan, you are awesome!"

"There is no cheapest, only cheapest! Zhu Zhishan, you refreshed my new understanding of 'cheap', you won!"

If the audience were Tang Bohu, they would have cut off contact with such bad friends a long time ago, but then again, Zhao Xingchi deserves to be Zhao Xingchi, his facial expressions are so rich!

"Understood." Tang Bohu nodded with a smile, and then said to a servant who led Zhu Zhishan to the courtyard: "Ah Shui, you go out first!"

"Yes, sir."

Seeing his servant Ah Shui bowing and retreating, Tang Bohu changed his face instantly, pointed at Zhu Zhishan and scolded angrily, "Bastard, you treat this place as a charity hall? Want me to paint thirty paintings? Don't talk about it!"

Seeing Tang Bohu's refusal, Zhu Zhishan knelt down on his knees, hugged Tang Bohu's thigh tightly, with snot and tears, begged bitterly: "Don't be like this, it's all my fault, I'm not good, I'm not good now. Kowtow to admit your mistake. Don’t think about the fact that I lent "Yu Bo Tuan" to your enjoyment, you also think that I have made a lot of money selling paintings for you in the past few years! Now the brothers on the road outside say, Sanzhu If I don’t get [-] paintings, I’m going to be torn apart! Please help me!”

"Three pillars of incense?" Tang Bohu first widened his eyes, and then said with a sneer: "Hmph, don't say that brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write an elegiac couplet for you in your mourning hall, first write 'death is more than guilty', and once write ' Death is not a pity', you choose yourself!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Bohu swung Zhu Zhishan away who was tightly hugging his thigh.

"Oh~ Bohu, don't be so desperate, okay? In the worst case, I will make a poisonous oath. If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world be wheeled every night until her body is completely shattered and crumbling! Is that okay?" Zhu Zhishan tightly hugged Tang Bohu's thigh again, and swore a poisonous oath.

"Ah?" Tang Bohu was stunned by his good friend's poisonous oath, and the audience was the same. Sure enough, there is no cheapest, only cheapest!Who would make such a "poisonous oath" other than a "bitch"?
In other words, is Tang Bohu helping Zhu Zhishan again?Or do you want to die?
(End of this chapter)