Rebirth of Entertainment Global

Chapter 413 How did God fool you?
As soon as the camera turned, the audience in front of the TV saw Yan Changjun appearing on the stage with a pair of crutches, and the one chasing after him who kept calling him was Fan Meixiu, a famous sketch actor familiar to audiences all over the country.

Perhaps in terms of popularity, the trio of Yan Changjun is not as high as Zhao Gaofan in the original world, but in the world of Chinese sketches, the trio of Yan Changjun is also a well-known figure, and they are frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala, loved by middle-aged and elderly people.

For example, Lin Tianbao's parents liked this skit pairing. Mother Lin said: "This Fan Meixiu's loud voice is so distinctive, I don't need to look at the person, just by hearing her hearty voice, I know it's her."

Papa Lin nodded in agreement: "Fan Meixiu's voice is indeed very distinctive, quite the boldness of a northern girl."

On the stage, Yan Changjun turned to Fan Meixiu and said, "Why are you calling me a fool? If you come out to sell this thing today, don't call me by my stage name, okay?" Yan Changjun said while raising the crutch in his hand.

"Haha..." Lin Bin couldn't help laughing, and said: "This Yan Changjun's acting is really funny, selling abductees and abductees. It turns out that 'selling abductees' means 'selling crutches'."

Yu Meizhen said: "I just figured it out too."

Hearing this, Yu Qingya asked with a strange expression: "Uncle and aunt, don't you know that the screenwriter of "Selling Abductees" is Xiaobao?"

"What? The screenwriter of "Selling Abductees" is Xiao Bao?"

There were no subtitles at the scene, and Lin Tianbao didn't say anything, how did Lin Bin and his wife know that their son was the screenwriter of "Selling Abductees"?
Of course, Lin Bin and his wife were not the only ones who were shocked, Yu Zhengguo and his wife were also taken aback. Why did their little treasure cross over to Xiaopin without saying a word?
Feeling the shocked eyes of the four elders, Lin Tianbao touched his nose and said, "It's just a sketch script, I don't think it's necessary to talk about it?"

Lin Tianbao's career is flourishing everywhere, so he can't report everything to his parents and future father-in-law, can he?In his mind, it was just a skit script, not worth mentioning.

"What's unnecessary? My son's sketches are on the Spring Festival Gala. This is a great event for Guangzong Yaozu!" Yu Meizhen looked proud. He liked Yan Changjun's trio at first, but now that the trio's sketches were labeled as sons, she liked them even more.

Lin Bin and Yu Zhengguo believed it deeply. It is indeed a great honor for the sketch written by Lin Tianbao to be on the big stage of the Spring Festival Gala once a year!

Just when Lin Yu's parents were very proud, the audience inside and outside the venue were also amused by Yan Changjun's words, you are just a crutch seller, do you want to be so high-end and classy with a stage name?It's fine to have a stage name, but what the hell is "Big Fudge"?

on the stage.

Fan Meixiu gave a hearty smile, and changed her tune: "Baby's father!"

Yan Changjun responded, "Yes!"

Fan Meixiu suggested: "If you want me to say this, don't sell it!"

Yan Changjun looked puzzled and asked, "Why?"

Fan Meixiu pointed around and said, "This street is full of people with good legs and feet, who would buy your thing?"

That's right, Fan Meixiu's question also aroused the audience's interest. Since the skit is called "Selling Abductees", there will naturally be some unlucky ghost who will be deceived, so let everyone open their eyes and take a good look at Yan Changjun's sales methods!
Yan Changjun said: "Aren't you talking nonsense? If you don't sell it, you have to spend a lot of time and money to make this crutch. If you don't sell it, you won't be compensated if you don't sell it and you don't sleep all night?"

Fan Meixiu said with a worried expression: "Oh, then this street is full of people with good legs and feet, can they be sold?"

Yan Changjun said: "Don't you know me yet? You still call me a 'big flicker'! I can flick the straight ones, I can flick the wimpy ones, I can flick the sharp people, and I can flick the young couples I had a good time, and I let him say goodbye. I sell crutches today, and with a pair of good legs, I can fool him into limping!"

The photographer immediately gave the audience a shot, some laughed, some applauded, some applauded.

Fan Meixiu laughed loudly when she heard this, "You can pull it down!"

Yan Changjun asked, "Do you believe it?"

Fan Meixiu said: "I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg?"

Yan Changjun said with extreme self-confidence: "Look, this is my strong point!"

The audience heard the words and stared at the stage intently, while the audience outside the stadium watched the TV without blinking. They want to see how the gods are trained?How did Yan Changjun fool a good leg into lameness?

Yan Changjun and Fan Meixiu talked on the stage like this, which also made the audience burst into laughter. It turned out that the crutch came from Suo Zhuzi driving a four-wheeled bicycle and smashed his leg. As a result, someone smashed it too hard, and he sat in a wheelchair. As a result, Yan Changjun was sadly reminded, and the crutches he made were not sold.

No, Yan Changjun wants to trick a hapless ghost into buying a walking stick to make up for his loss!
After a while, the "unlucky ghost" played by Gao Hongfei appeared on a bicycle, and the story being staged also told the audience on and off the field, don't talk to strangers, or you will give scammers an opportunity.

is not that right?Gao Hongfei was stupefied by Yan Changjun, and finally limped his good leg. Fan Meixiu couldn't stand it, and kindly reminded Gao Hongfei, but was mercilessly criticized!
The quality of "Selling Abductees" is unquestionable. It has been tested by the market in the original world. In Blue Star, Yan Changjun portrayed the crooks selling abductees thoroughly. Fan Meixiu and Gao Hongfei also restored the other two characters to perfection. No, since the beginning of the skit, no matter the audience, or the audience in front of the TV, they have never closed their mouths. There are waves of applause, laughter, and applause.

The happy time always flies by very fast. In a blink of an eye, "Selling Crutches" has come to an end. Gao Hongfei was tricked by Yan Changjun into limping, but he didn't know it. Instead, he was grateful to Yan Changjun!
Is the "unlucky ghost" played by Gao Hongfei stupid?As the saying goes, "The authorities are obsessed, and the bystanders are clear." The story of "Selling Abductees" is based on real life. I believe that there are many unknown unlucky ghosts like Gao Hongfei in reality. As the two hosts said before, good comedy The skit can not only make everyone laugh, but also make everyone thought-provoking while laughing!
Liars are like cockroaches that cannot be killed. They often resurface. Facing the ubiquitous fools, all we can do is to be vigilant at all times. The most important thing is not to talk to strangers, or we will become the next Gao Hongfei !

After "Selling Knocks" ended, there was thunderous applause. Obviously, classics are classics everywhere, and "Selling Knocks" was a success!

At the same time, there was a heated discussion about "Selling Knocks" on the Internet. The audience never expected that "Selling Knocks" would be so wonderful. This directly exceeded their expectations, okay?
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