Embarrassing Concubine: Wang Ye, don't worry

Chapter 301
Hello everyone, my name is Shun Nuo, and I have a twin brother named Shun Yun.

I am five years old this year, and my appearance... In my mother's words, everyone loves me, and flowers bloom when they see me—well, although it is true that everyone likes me as soon as they see me, but flowers bloom when they see me ?I haven't really seen this.But my father said that my mother's words are the truth, so I can barely believe it, although there are really many unreliable ones in my mother's words.

I have always wondered why people in the world say that my father is the most handsome, courageous, domineering, and god-like man in the world.Oh, these adjectives are indeed too many. In fact, my mother taught me a very simple word that can accurately summarize these long-winded words, that is: awesome.

Yes, why does everyone think that the father is awesome?

I don't know why they think so, but I think everyone must be blind.Father Wang Mingming is the most shameless man in this world.

Oh no, you see, the father is starting to say things that make people get goosebumps again.

"Honey, I've gained another two catties. Look at me... If that's the case, do you still love me?" It was my mother who was trying to lose weight all day long. Often ups and downs, ups and downs, every time she gained weight, I would hear my mother ask my father this sentence.It's winter now, and my mother tends to be hungry when it comes to winter. She eats when she's hungry, and her stomach rises when she eats.Then...it grew into the small balls it is now.But I heard from Grandpa Shi that my mother is not considered fat now, but when she gave birth to me and my brother, she was just a big white ball.

Oh, what the hell is the big white ball, actually I really want to see it.

Well, the point is not here, the point is in the following... my father's answer.

Only when the father is facing his mother is his face paralyzed. The corners of his mouth will be slightly hooked, revealing a smile that has never been shown to me and my brother... Hehehe, this wife controls this pervert.

"I love you." Father Wang pinched the flesh on mother's face, "Also, how can my Nuan Nuan gain weight? It's better to eat more at ordinary times."

——Do you think the father is the most shameless man in the world?Lies are not drafted!My mother obviously gained weight, but he always opens his eyes and tells nonsense, and often teaches us not to lie, and to be honest, otherwise we are not a little man... Hehehe, he is lying, I will not tell He, Uncle Baibai came to secretly look at mother again yesterday, hehehe...

"Ah, you are peeking at mother and father again."

You say, what is the meaning of my life?My brother will find out if I spit secretly.As soon as I turned my head, as expected, Shun Yun looked at me expressionlessly.

I'm really sad, it's just that I was born a little later than Shunyun, why am I the younger brother-this guy has a face paralyzed like his father, and his words are thin and few, and he is not as cute as me at all.Why do you want to be my brother?Don't you think it's cuter to have a cute older brother and a younger brother with facial paralysis?
I look at the sky at a sad 45 degrees, and I really can't accept this ending.

In the midst of sadness, mother's voice came over.

Hey, it's Shun Yun, who didn't know how to cover up, and even spoke out, but was discovered by mother, and was discovered by mother... But it's very miserable!

really--

"Yiyi! Xiao Er! Come here, Mommy has made new clothes for you, come and try them on!" Mother's voice was so excited!After so many years of facts, the more excited the mother's voice is, the sadder our ending will be.

I drooped my head and walked in front of my mother, trying to make my voice sound pitiful - every time I did this, my mother would abuse me a little more gently, although it hurt Shun Yun, but who made him an elder brother!

"Mother...can you please stop calling me Xiaoer." I'm definitely not pretending, I'm really sad about it.Why do I have to call Xiao Er?why why?Could it be that mother wants me to encourage me to be a waiter in the shop in the future?

"No." It was the father who answered the mother's help, and the father's voice was very cold.I didn't bother to look up at his face, I don't even need to think about it, it must be very cold, the father is a pervert, he doesn't disobey his mother himself, and he doesn't allow us to disobey even a little... I just don't want to be called Xiaoer, Doesn't this work?woo woo woo...

"Yeah, that's a pretty good name!" My mother smiled, brought Shun Yun and me into the room, and then showed us two small skirts... one is pink and the other is white.It is said that after my mother gave birth to Shunyun and me, she felt that it was a pity that she was a son without a daughter, so she found a master for herself and learned tailoring. Since then, she has started to make skirts by hand. Let me and Shunyun have a try if there is nothing to do. Make up for a wounded heart.

With my pretending to be pitiful, the pink one was given to Shun Yun—hahaha, I don’t want this perverted color!
As I was trembling, a thunder suddenly flashed into my heart.

Because my mother took out a pair of perverted rabbit ears from somewhere, and then looked at me with a smile: "Xiao Er is cute today, looks pitiful, and is suitable for this pair of rabbit ears!"

...It seems that the poor route is not easy to go now, I have to think about other routes next time...

Hey, the kids are all envious of me, sometimes I really don't know if they are envious of me.

I have to think about so many problems at a young age... Am I easy? !
(End of this chapter)