atypical prostitute

Chapter 13 Gifts
Whenever you meet an eunuch, no matter whether the other party is the chief executive or a deacon, you have to choose an opportunity to hand over a handful of golden melon seeds or a jade object "without any smoke and fire".Such a tutor, Liu Erlang dare not disobey. (*Salute to tricky)

Therefore, when he was waiting at the gatehouse of the eldest princess's mansion, he saw the very proud Eunuch An bowing in front of the eldest princess, and hurried forward to salute.Eunuch An didn't dare to accept it, so he bent down to help him, and Liu Erlang imitated his parents' instruction, and put a piece of clear jade into Eunuch An's sleeve "without any fumes".

Yu slipped the piece into his sleeve, and Eunuch An smiled tacitly. Liu Erlang took the opportunity to ask, "I wonder when the eldest princess will wake up?"

Just now I asked for a transmission, but the female officer said that the eldest princess was taking a nap, so she didn't want to pass it on.

Eunuch An smiled slyly, and ordered the little eunuchs behind him to go down and bring some cakes to Liu Erlang. Liu Erlang knew that he wanted to talk to him personally, so the little eunuchs went down and hurriedly asked Eunuch An to sit on the bed.

Eunuch An was naturally disrespectful, and after sitting down, he looked around and said, "It's no afternoon nap, it's Hua Jingrong who doesn't have eyesight coming again. The eldest princess doesn't want to see her, and the servants can't push her away."

Hua Jingrong is the hereditary Duke of An, but he is more widely known as the ex-husband of Princess Linchuan.Since the vigorous reconciliation 13 years ago, An Guogong has become famous far and wide.

This Hua Jingrong has always been a sex-loving character, and after leaving, he never forgets the kindness of the eldest princess, but he does not dismiss concubine Ji, and licks his face from time to time to come to the eldest princess's mansion to make fun of himself.He is also generous, and he never forgets to give some benefits to the servants and servants every time, but it is a pity that the eldest princess does not like him after all, and naturally the people below dare not touch this bad luck.Therefore, every time he comes, the eldest princess "takes a nap" or "goes out".

Hearing this, Liu Erlang lamented his bad luck with a bitter face, meeting this evil star.Eunuch An is a sensible person, and he just got the benefits, so he said with a smile: "If ordinary people come, the eldest princess will take a nap. But Mr. Lang is different, you are sending things to the eldest princess under the order of King Yuzhang, and this servant will take a nap." Let me report to you." After saying that, he got out of bed and went to Yanbo Pavilion.

At this time, the pastry bearer also came back, Liu Erlang was convinced and was in a good mood, unexpectedly every little eunuch was rewarded with a few golden melon seeds.These little bastards are all smiling, and they are serving more and more diligently...

After waiting for about half a stick of incense, Liu Erlang was finally summoned by the eldest princess.

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In Yanbo Pavilion, Liu Erlang knelt and waited, when he saw the female officials coming out one after another, the beaded curtain was high, he knew that the eldest princess had arrived, he quickly lowered his head, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw a long carmine-colored dress flowing by, as if facing the wind and shining water.

"Liu Mengyun, the second son of the Duke of Wei, pays his respects to Her Royal Highness Princess Linchuan, and wishes the princess a thousand years."

"Get up."

The voice was full of laziness and tiredness, like a goose feather brushing the tip of his heart, Liu Erlang throbbed for a while, raised his head, and carefully observed the eldest princess who was leaning on the imperial concubine couch.

I have long heard that the eldest princess is the number one noble lady in the empire, and I always feel that her exaggeration is exaggerated. Only after seeing her today, I realize that her reputation is indeed well-deserved.

She seemed to wake up from an afternoon nap, her blue hair lazily tied up in a bun, her face still blushing, she just casually put on a carmine red silk long gown, her fat and jade muscles looming, the amorous feelings here are too beautiful to behold.I can't help but secretly believe that although the ladies of the Fu family are born well, if they are with the eldest princess, they will be eclipsed.

"Agan, do you have something to take back to the capital?"

The name of the king of Yuzhang is taboo, and his name is Shaoyuan.

"His Royal Highness, there is indeed such a thing."

While replying, Liu Mengyun turned around and took off the black cloth covering the golden cage, revealing the sleeping little black panther.

The princess smiled and ordered the female officer to come forward, took out the little black panther with the collar inlaid with red gold, and said kindly: "You are A-gan's friend, you don't have to be so restrained in front of me."

"Thank you, Your Highness."

"Just finished speaking, why are you being polite again?"

Liu Mengyun hurriedly confessed again, straightened up and sat down.

At this time, the maid had already placed the little black panther in front of the imperial concubine's bed. The eldest princess got up and took an ivory Ruyi to tease it. The body keeps flapping and rolling, which is very cute.

"A-gan really thought about it. I was just joking at that time, and it's thanks to him that he remembered it."

"It's rare for the prince to show his highness a heart of fists."

Liu Mengyun answered cautiously.Because the beauty is in front of her, her eyes don't know how to deal with herself, so her eyes wander around, but she doesn't want to find that there is a half-rolled and half-spread silk silk under the imperial concubine's bed. When she looks closely, it is actually a map of Jiangshan Sheji, and the northwest part is made of red. Made a small mark!
...Northwest...Northwest...Duke Wei...

He shivered, and when he looked at the eldest princess again, he also felt that her smile was a little more unpredictable.

But at this time the eldest princess was tired, and ordered the female officer to hold Xiaobao, stood up, and walked towards Liu Erlang with her bare hands playing with the ivory.

Afraid of being seen as nervous, Liu Erlang hurriedly lowered his head, staring at the floor, counting the textures.

The footsteps moved from far to near, and finally stopped.

Liu Erlang suddenly felt an unbearable itching in the wings of his nose, and something hard scratched his neck.

He didn't dare to look up, the eldest princess was beside him.

"I heard that there were three in this litter?"

"Yes, the other two are leopards with ordinary patterns. After the father asked the prince for instructions, he ordered Mengyun to give the leopards of ordinary colors to the Fu family, as a congratulatory gift for the first lady of the Fu family to be hired as Liangdi."

"He is used to caring about his imperial brother, what a pity, what a pity."

Holding the ivory Ruyi in her hand, she said softly: "Aluan is too soft-tempered, it's good to be a carefree prince and raise some literati to compile ancient books, but it's really hard for him to be a prince."

Another faint fragrance hit, Liu Erlang suddenly felt distracted, quickly held his breath and concentrated, and replied: "Mengyun is terrified, dare not speak falsely about Tianjia."

"Your father has been stationed in the northwest all year round. This time, Agan presides over the battle in Xiliang. What does your father think of him?"

"Princess please forgive Meng Yun for his innocence, Meng Yun dares to speak."

"I said, you don't have to be polite in front of me."

The eldest princess smiled weakly, but Liu Mengyun didn't dare to be slighted.

After hesitating for a long time, he raised his head and said boldly:
"My lord said that Wang Xiong of Yuzhang is a great man with a vision of the world. If he can inherit the great rule, he will be a heroic monarch who will never be born in the Xie dynasty. It is a pity that he has a kind heart. He is not the eldest son and has no intention of seizing the heir. When the prince ascends the throne in the future, I am afraid ——The new emperor can tolerate him, but the imperial court can't tolerate him either."

After finishing speaking, he was drenched in cold sweat, and cursed secretly in his heart, where did he have the courage to say such nonsense before drinking alcohol!The child is unfilial, this time it will really kill Dad.

He thought in frustration, waiting for the eldest princess' reprimand.

However, the expected thunder did not come. After about half a stick of silence, the eldest princess smiled and squatted down to help him up.

"Wei Guogong is a transparent person. Some people are trapped in their own cocoon and refuse to face the reality." She said sinisterly, "Ah Gan is good at everything, but he has no ambition."

"I'm afraid that when the time comes, it won't be up to him."

This sigh was gentle and majestic, Liu Mengyun raised his head and saw a very noble man in a wide robe and jade belt walking slowly, he hurriedly saluted: "I have seen the prince."

The person who came was the King of Changsha who was stranded in the capital.He is the younger brother of the current Shang, and he is deeply favored by the Queen Mother. It is not unusual to appear in the eldest princess's mansion.

"Don't be too polite."

The King of Changsha said cordially, and at the same time signaled everyone in the pavilion to get up, walked to the imperial concubine's bed, took the little black panther, and embraced it in his arms, very happy.

Although the black panther has just been weaned, it already has the demeanor of its parents. It just rolled around in the lady's arms from time to time. If the lady hadn't been strong, she would have broken free a long time ago. At this moment, it is being pinched by the King of Changsha, which is really rare. Clever.Liu Mengyun is familiar with animal nature, and suddenly felt that this warm and jade-like King of Changsha was probably not ordinary.

Look at the fingers of King Changsha, they are flexible and slender, with obvious callus marks on the knuckles, obviously they are good at shooting.

After getting in touch with the eldest princess, she suddenly asked the eighth prince, she had a little understanding in her heart, but she said: "I don't know that the prince is here, I can't—"

"This king just suddenly remembered that something had fallen on the eldest sister's house, so he came back on purpose."

"Wulang has left something behind, so it's enough to send a servant over here, but it's really leisurely to go there in person."

The eldest princess teased coquettishly, showing no sign of displeasure.

"Actually, I got addicted to chess, and Pian Fengxi deliberately avoided me, thinking that if I suddenly killed my elder sister, I might bump into him, so I—"

"I'm the only one willing to accompany your stinky chess game."

The eldest princess laughed and remembered Liu Mengyun was on the side, and explained, "Wu Lang knows he can play bad chess, but the chess players raised in the mansion dare not beat him. It's very boring. Knowing that Feng Xi is a master of Yi country, He didn't want to lose him on purpose, so he pestered Feng Xi every time. Last month, he lost a hundred games in a row, which made Feng Xi sleepless for three days and three nights. Since then, Feng Xi has been afraid of Every time I saw him, I hid far away.”

"Mengyun is ignorant, he doesn't know anything about this matter."

Liu Mengyun was entertaining, and the King of Changsha didn't mind, he just said to the eldest princess: "I sincerely, Fengxi, come with me to live in Changsha, please agree."

"I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint Wulang. Fengxi saw 'there is no rainbow hanging on the shore for a long time' while studying the day before yesterday, thinking that this is the time when Hukou is full of peach blossoms, clouds and mists, thousands of valleys and thousands of streams". Pack your bags and leave tomorrow."

"The mountains are full of peach blossoms, the clouds and mists are misty, and there are thousands of rivers." Changsha King repeated, sighing, "It's really a beautiful scenery, and only Fengxi, who is not bound by the world, can live so casually. .”

Regarding his sudden sadness, the eldest princess just sighed softly: "Since you regard your heart as your form, how can you be melancholy and lonely?"

The King of Changsha nodded if he got something, and then seemed to remember a very disgusting thing, and said:
"I just met Lord Hua. He asked me to bring him into the cabinet to meet my eldest sister, but I dismissed him."

"Goro is so rude."

The eldest princess smiled coquettishly to show her appreciation for King Changsha's behavior.

At this time, the little black panther in King Changsha's arms was already stiff and trembling. King Changsha touched it a few more times before letting go.The little thing was finally free, and couldn't wait to crawl to the feet of the lady officer, trembling, very pitiful.

Seeing that he was quite happy with Xiaobao, the eldest princess said, "If Wulang likes it, why don't you take him back to Changsha?"

Hearing this, the black panther, which already had a bit of human nature, was so frightened that it hid by the pillar and curled up into a ball.

The King of Changsha glanced at it and said with a smile, "What I really want, but Elder Sister won't give it?"

As soon as these words came out, Liu Mengyun saw a trace of obvious disgust across the princess's charming face, but she immediately smiled again:
"Fengxi's stay or stay is not up to me. He doesn't want to go to Changsha with you, why don't Wulang go back with the things you left behind?"

"Eldest sister, you are serious!"

The King of Changsha laughed teasingly, and said to Liu Mengyun, "The queen mother got a few pure white fruit horses the day before yesterday. They have a gentle personality and are most suitable for women who are beginners in riding horses. If you don't give up, I will ask the queen mother to give the horses to the Fu family."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the marked map of mountains, rivers and society next to the imperial concubine's bed, put it in his sleeve, and left straight away.

"Wu Lang has always been like this. He comes whenever he wants, and leaves whenever he wants."

The eldest princess was still smiling, and said something that seemed harmonious but meaningful.

But Liu Mengyun didn't want to think too much, just the cluster of marks on the map of Shanhe Sheji was enough to hurt his eyes.

So I accompanied the eldest princess for more than half an hour to socialize, the content was nothing more than the customs of the Northwest, the military situation of Xiliang, in words, the eldest princess gave a lot of protection to the eighth prince, and her considerateness was beyond words.

When parting, the eldest princess ordered the female officer to return the gift, Liu Mengyun was overwhelmed with gratitude, when he left the eldest princess's mansion, he found that his shirt was already wet with sweat, the evening wind blew past, and he was shivering with cold.

(End of this chapter)