The bereavement boss, he is crooked behind my back

Chapter 9 Dark Cuisine
"I'm a mother!"

She hastily took a big step back, her expression frightened.

This cooking is too scary!Much scarier than practicing boxing! ! !
[Fry the chicken wings on medium heat until golden on both sides]

Shi Yi hesitated, but still grabbed the spatula and rubbed it over, straightened his arms and rolled over in the oil.

"Beep! Beep beep!!!"

Her arms were completely damaged, and there were countless red oil marks.

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, we practice boxing, we are not afraid of pain!"

Shi Yi gritted his teeth to convince himself that he insisted on making the chicken wings turn yellow on both sides.

[After frying the chicken wings, add onion, ginger and garlic and stir-fry until fragrant, add half a can of cola, and when the cola is boiled, add 3g of salt, 3g of monosodium glutamate, 3g of chicken powder, 3g of pepper, 10g of dark soy sauce, 10g of light soy sauce, and stir fry After uniformity, turn to high heat to collect juice]

She hastily poured all the Coke in, seeing that it and the oil had stirred together for a while before blending together, and hurriedly added the sauce into it.Finally, he knocked on the lid of the pot and let out a sigh of relief leaning against the gray wall.

It is said that cola chicken wings are the simplest dish.

Damn, what a ghost.

This is also called simple? ! !
She almost blows herself up, okay? ! !

[Wait until the soup is thick, take it out and put it on a plate, sprinkle with chopped green onion]

Shi Yi waited for a long time before lifting the lid of the pot.

Just for a moment, she looked at the black pile of things in the pot, and she was completely dumbfounded.

What is the situation?Is this boiled?
It took Shi Yi three hours to cook a coke chicken wing.

When she finally crawled out of the smoky kitchen, it was already dark outside, and there was hardly a single bright star in the sky.

"Have a meal!"

She put the dishes on the table seriously.

But there was no movement at Ruan Yuan's door.

"Didn't you hear that brat calling you to eat!" Shi Yi kicked his door, "Sneak out to eat quickly, a boy who is about to go to junior high school, it's a shame to be so tall."

Shi Yi has grown tall since he was a child. Although he is not as scary as the original body, he is considered the best in the class in terms of height.

So she disliked Ruan Yuan for being short, that was really her dislike, it was not fake at all.

Ruan Yuan opened the door with a serious face.

Although in elementary school, those girls also laughed at his height, but the words were far less harsh than this man.

After all, they still like their face very much.

Shi Yi flicked the chopsticks to him: "Children need to eat more, so that they grow fast."

Ruan Yuan stared at the lump of black in the bowl, unable to do anything at all.

"what is this?"

"Coke chicken wings." She picked up a lump and put it on his white rice. "Although the outside is mushy, I tasted the meat inside and it tastes okay."

He shook his fingers holding the chopsticks, and said mercilessly, "Dark cooking."

Shi Yi patted the table, and said without guilt in his tone, "What nonsense is the truth, just let me eat it."

Seeing this thick-skinned man for the first time, Ruan Yuan choked, and finally tried to pick out the meat inside and eat it.

I haven't had dinner for a long time.

Still such a hot dinner.

If Shi Yi's culinary skills can be improved in the future, then it's not a big problem to mess around these days, it's just that it's not interesting.

However, there is no point in being alive anyway.

Thinking like this, he actually ate a whole bowl of rice with this dark dish.

Shi Yi expressed his satisfaction: "Would you like a bowl, there is still in the pot."

He resisted the urge to burp, shook his head, "I'm full."

"No, brat," she laughed, "You are about to grow taller now, you have to eat at least two bowls each time."

Ruan Yuan put down his chopsticks, looked at the third bowl of rice in her hand, his expression was extremely cold, "I'm not a pig."

rely on ah.

Shi Yi almost threw the chopsticks in his hand on his head.

"You are the pig, and your whole family is a pig!"

"Oh," he agreed deeply, "it's not that a family doesn't enter a house, it's just that they are all pigs."

She stood up abruptly.

Ruan Yuan held the bowl, his eyes quickly became vigilant.

What, is this man going to start domestic violence again?
Oh, the ability to bear is really bad.

"Okay, since you have admitted that you are a pig, then wait for more bowls tomorrow." Shi Yi smiled instead of anger, put away the bowls and chopsticks, and walked to the kitchen.

His gaze dimmed a little bit.

The action of self-protection that almost fell the bowl immediately braked.

It seems that this man's ability to withstand stress has improved a bit.

Shi Yi hummed a little song and washed the dishes, then grabbed his phone and prepared to squat in the pit, but when he opened the toilet door——

"Where's my freshener!!!"

"Ruan Yuan! Have you seen the freshener I put in the toilet?!"

Ruan Yuan rushed out of his bedroom suddenly, his face darkened, "Get out of the way!"

Shi Yi stared at the boy, who was only half his height, and didn't budge, "Who are you talking to? You, get out of the way, don't you understand what is first come, first served? Also, I'm asking you, have you seen my freshener?" ?”

"Grumble rumble—"

Suddenly there were a few strange sounds in the air, quite rhythmic.

Ruan Yuan bit his lower lip, his cheeks turned bright red: "Get out of the way! I'm going to have diarrhea!"

Shi Yi was startled, and then moved his foot away, "Oh."

Couldn't it be the cola chicken wings that he just served that made Ruan Yuan eat up his stomach badly?

"I didn't see your freshener, and it was your coke chicken wings that ruined my stomach."

Then his muffled voice came from behind the toilet door.

Shi Yi was a little embarrassed, and didn't want to look for fresheners anymore, "All right, but for diarrhea, just do Lala."

Ruan Yuan: ...

Really Xiangke.

Shi Yi suddenly asked: "Are you going to take the preliminary examination for junior high school in Qingyang Middle School the day after tomorrow?"

In the novel, after Ruan Yuan was injured and escaped, Yuanshen didn't let him into the house because he was afraid of taking on the responsibility.

So after being hungry for two days, Ruan Yuan dragged his hungry and tired injured body to take the preliminary examination.

After all, if he didn't take the preliminary examination, it meant that his education would only end in elementary school.

Really miserable.

After a long time, Ruan Yuan hummed, but the ending sound was unbelievably weak, as if he was lax.

Shi Yi coughed: "Then I will go with you the day after tomorrow, so I can cheer you on."

Ruan Yuan: "No need."

"It's my business for me to accompany you. I don't care if you agree or not. Children should obey adults." She yawned, "Hurry up, I still want to squat."

Ruan Yuan's forehead twitched.

"Shouldn't the diarrhea be fast?" Shi Yi twisted his neck, "I'll give you another 3 minutes."

After finishing speaking, she went into her bedroom and started looking through things.

If you want to find money, you must find the money that sold Ruan Yuan.

Otherwise, the poor wallet of the original body probably won't be able to survive the day after tomorrow.

"Crash-"

Ruan Yuan rushed out of the toilet and stood behind her, his tone was as cold as a sharpened blade, "What are you looking for?"

　Seventeen: Mourning is cold and tough, wonderful hehehe~
　　Ruan Yuan: Is it for you to speak?
　　Shi Yi: Look at my fists and say - which one is stronger?

　　Seventeen: ... Hey, I'm just a three-and-a-half-year-old baby, you should pet me.

　　Ruan Yuan/Shi Yi: Bah!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)