Lord Chronicle

Chapter 282 Kress' Diary ([-])

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5/16

The defense team is a very hard job. We not only have to face invading monsters, robbers trying to plunder the territory, food thieves who dig holes... Sometimes, we also face more difficult problems.

Yesterday, the lord came to the barracks of the garrison.

This is a very strange thing. In my impression, unless under the persecution of Miss Jessica, the lord would never come here.

But not only did he come today, but he also found me, Boqi, Chip, and Lesta to the practice field of the defense team.

After everyone arrived, the Lord Lord said to us: "I came to you today to tell you that from now on, I have decided to practice martial arts hard."

Although we have long been accustomed to the lord's endless weird thoughts, we still couldn't believe our ears when we heard these words.

"Say, what do you want to do?" Everyone looked at each other, and finally I asked.

The lord said decisively: "Practice martial arts! From now on, I want to say goodbye to that Sol who is helpless when encountering enemies. I will be the strongest man and a qualified protagonist!"

We looked at each other again, the lord is not crazy, is he?
Seeing that we didn't speak, the lord was a little angry: "Hey, didn't you hear what I said?"

No way, I had to ask: "So you want to..."

"Of course I worship you as teachers, come on, train me with all your strength." The lord said excitedly.

I'm about to faint.

"Why, do you think I can't become stronger?"

Boqi sighed helplessly: "But, my lord, you are the ruler of this territory. With us protecting you, there is no need to do such unnecessary things, right?"

The lord snorted: "Why is it unnecessary? As a man, wouldn't it be embarrassing to always hide behind others in battle?"

Actually, I really wanted to say at the time, haven't you always been like this...

Pochi also wanted to persuade: "But you have a very powerful summoned beast? It's really unnecessary..."

"Stop talking!" The lord waved his hand fiercely: "Only by defeating the enemy with my own hands can I show my masculinity. In fact, I have dreamed of this day for a long time, hahahahaha..."

"Woooooo...brother-in-law, what you said is so good!" At this time, Lesta was already moved to tears: "Then let the elder brother train you to have a masculine physique like mine."

"Uh... I just want to learn martial arts, and I don't need muscles."

Although I don't think the lord can become an excellent fighter, it is always good for him to learn some self-protection skills.So after looking at each other, we had no choice but to accept it.

"Then, let me do it first." Lesta stood up impatiently.

The lord said in surprise: "Oh, is the first brother the eldest brother? Then what are you going to teach me?"

Lesta grabbed his exaggeratedly large battle axe: "Needless to say, of course he is the king who charges into battle on the battlefield, the warrior who will never fall - the berserker."

What?This guy wants to teach the lord to be a berserker! ?
Before I could stop me, Lesta's eyes were already bloodshot: "Brother-in-law, you have to remember that once you become a berserker, you are invincible on the battlefield. Before the enemy is completely wiped out, even if the blood is drained, you can't die." Fall down, uhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Hey, wait, I remember, isn't this the madness that almost killed me? Speaking of which, when I was in this state, it seemed that my relatives didn't recognize me...Damn it!"

Before the lord finished speaking, Lesta raised his ax and struck at him.

The lord is lucky, the people here today are all the top experts in the territory, but it took us a lot of work to subdue the berserk Lesta.

"Let go of me, I haven't taught you the mystery of madness, brother-in-law!!" Lesta, who was tied into a sausage and carried down by two guards, still yelled unwillingly.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I prefer more handsome martial arts." The lord responded in this way.

Afterwards, he turned around and said, "Sure enough, it was a wrong decision to hire Big Brother. A weapon like a tomahawk is completely unsuitable for a slender and beautiful boy like me."

For a moment, I felt as if I had been struck by lightning.

"Boqi, I think your skill of throwing knives seems very interesting, can you teach me?" The lord suddenly said to Boqi.

"Flying knives...you make me sound like a circus." Boqi smiled wryly and walked over.

"Then Lord Lord, let me see your accuracy."

The lord looked confused: "Accuracy, what is that?"

Boqi scratched his head: "Simply put, it is your ability to accurately hit the target at a distance without training, that is, the talent of learning throwing knives."

The lord said happily: "That's no problem. Speaking of which, I really have a talent in this area. When I was a child, I got up to pee in the middle of the night. I could stand at the door of the toilet and pee accurately into the toilet without leaking a single drop."

Hey, it's just that the kidneys are good enough, it has nothing to do with talent...

"Well, first of all, please hit that target." Pochi handed the lord a throwing knife and said, pointing at the target on the training ground for archery practice.

"It's too simple, just watch." The lord weighed the throwing knife in his hand and threw it out.

then…

I never saw the flying knife appear in my line of sight again.

"Uh... for novices, it's really difficult, so let's change to an easier one this time." Pochi wiped his sweat and handed over a throwing knife.

"Just the big tree across the way."

The lord once again successfully made the flying knife disappear.

"Huh? No way? What about this one?"

"Not yet, then this..."

……

In the end, Boqi almost frantically handed the last throwing knife to the lord, and then stood in front of him: "Come on, shoot me, as long as you shoot me, I will teach you."

"Wow, Boqi, calm down, calm down." I quickly hugged him who was in a daze, and then motioned for two subordinates to drag him down.

"My throwing knives. I saved money from my wages and ordered them from Manson. Where did you shoot them!" His legs kicked and shouted.

"Boqi, I'm sorry, I will ask Manson to make another set for you." The lord said apologetically.

Then, he turned around: "Forget it, no matter how accurate the throwing knife is, you can dodge it by running fast. Chip, your ability to come and go without a trace is really cool, teach me."

Chip took a step forward without any hesitation: "Since it is your order, no problem."

"Then how do we start? Do you want me to run now?" Lord Lord put on a posture as he spoke.

Chip shook his head: "No, you can tell that your feet are weak just by looking at them. In order not to tear your muscles when exercising at high speed, it is necessary to give you special training."

"Oh yeah! Just come on, I'm ready."

Chip said expressionlessly: "Then, first of all, starting from dawn every day, you need to carry out mountaineering training with a height of 20 meters and a distance of 3000 kilometers with a load of 10 kilograms on your legs to exercise your foot strength."

"Hey, it's so intense from the beginning, isn't it a bit..."

Chip is still expressionless: "That's just before breakfast. After breakfast, you need to double the load, and then perform leapfrog training with a total distance of 30 kilometers, fast running and swimming training. The purpose is also to exercise leg muscles."

"What? Are you kidding me..."

Chip remained expressionless: "That's just before lunch. After lunch, you still need to do weight-bearing jumping training, long-term muscle stretching training, and training that repeatedly stimulates cramps to increase tolerance, etc..."

"Hello..."

Chip continued with a blank expression: "That's just before dinner. After dinner, you need to do long-distance cross-country training, long-term suffocation training to exercise lung capacity, and night eye training, plus 1 leapfrogs and..."

"Wait...wait a minute, I'm going to die with this practice..."

"That's just before going to bed, after you go to bed you still need..."

"Xiami? You can't even sleep, you are more ruthless than a turtle fairy! (I really want to ask the lord, who is this?)" The lord finally broke down, and said repeatedly: "Stop, stop, after careful consideration, I... I think it's better to learn swordsmanship."

Chip didn't say much, he was still the only one nodding, and retreated to my side.

In fact, I always thought that Chip must have done it on purpose...

Since the three masters are all unqualified, the Lord Lord's target is only me, so he looked at me.

"Kress..."

Well, I remember that the lord once taught me a proverb "It's a blessing, not a disaster, and a disaster can't be avoided", I think it can be used to describe the current situation.

So I had no choice but to hand the lord a wooden sword for practice: "I'm unlucky... Ah no, I mean, it's my honor to be able to teach you, so let's start right away."

At the same time, I have already made up my mind, just perfunctory him, anyway, the lord's enthusiasm will not last long.

Since the lord has no foundation in swordsmanship at all, and he insisted on starting from fighting with me, even though I tried my best to control my strength, I still hurt him sometimes.

"Ah, my lord, I'm sorry, I hit your head."

"It's okay, continue."

"Ah, sorry, I hit you in the stomach."

"Well... go on."

"Ah, sorry I tripped you up."

"It's okay, continue...continue."

"Ah, sorry, I hit your little brother."

"Hey, did you do it on purpose?"

……

What surprised me was that the lord, who I thought would give up soon, stubbornly got up every time he fell down and demanded to continue training.

I couldn't help asking in surprise: "Lord Lord, why are you doing this?"

Supporting his exhausted body with the sword, the lord smiled and said, "Of course it is for self-protection and to protect others. At least in case of danger, I hope that I can protect Jessica and Marlene with my own hands."

At that moment, I suddenly felt a sour nose, and a strong warmth in my heart.

It turns out that the lord is for this.

"Besides, if you don't have both magic and martial arts, at least you need to be strong in martial arts, otherwise you won't be welcomed by beauties..."

"Hey, what are you talking about?"

"Ah, it's nothing, you heard it wrong. So, Kress, will you teach me?" the lord asked.

My blood was boiling: "Of course, as long as you are willing to study."

"Aha, of course, I want to become the lord with the strongest sword skills in Dinard!"

"Then, let me accompany you on the road of swordsmanship!"

"Oh----!!"

"yeah----!!"

At that moment, I felt like my whole body was on fire.After sending the lord away, I drew up a training plan for the lord with incomparable enthusiasm that night without sleeping or eating.

Within three years, I will definitely make the lord stronger!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

So this morning, with eyes that hadn't slept all night, I excitedly invited the lord to train.

I don't know...

"Oh, you mean sword practice?" The lord, who was lying on the bed and letting Marlene massage his legs, picked his nostrils and said, "Actually, after thinking about it last night, I think it's better to protect them with your mind."

There was silence, and a few seconds later...

"My lord—————!"

"Wow, sister Jessica, brother Kress is going crazy again!"

No... No wonder Julie always says I'm a simple person.

6/1

No, just after I got my salary today, I drank the money I was planning to deposit into my wedding fund.

Save some more next month and make up for it.

6/10

No, I drank a little too much last night and used up part of the wedding funds.

Save some more next month and make up for it.

6/20

No, I couldn't hold back yesterday and bought another dagger, only half of the wedding funds are left.

Save some more next month and make up for it.

6/25

Uhhhhhhhhhhh... my wedding funds.

Don't let Julie know.

6/30

Tomorrow, I will be paid again. In the past few days, I have only survived with the last few silver coins.

7/1

No, I will give the money I plan to deposit into the wedding fund to...

next month, next month will be...

Woohoo, I really want to get married.

(End of this chapter)