Lord Chronicle

Chapter 276 Lesta's Diary
6/2

I used to be a bandit, but now I'm the instructor of the rookies in the territory.

In fact, I don't know how to be an instructor. I prefer to fight the enemy directly. I am annoyed by a bunch of twittering rookies all day long.

But my brother-in-law said that I must be a good instructor. Since I promised my brother-in-law to listen to his arrangements after he came to the territory, then I will be fine.

In fact, being an instructor is the same as leading the brothers to rob. First, you must have prestige, second, you must be clear about rewards and punishments, and third, you must lead by example. It is not difficult.

The first one is very simple. On the first day of training, I beat all those boys to the ground with one hand, and then led them to run around the town three times. As a result, all the rookies foamed at the mouth and sent to Ka Phil there.

Since then, no rookie dared to doubt Lao Tzu's words, otherwise it would be easy to go to the hospital to lie down for three days. If I was annoyed, I would take out the rules of going to the death group and soak it upside down in the water.

Hmph, a bunch of little brats who have never seen the world, don't believe that they can't cure you.

The second rule is also simple, if the training is done well, I will treat him to barbecue and drink at Aunt Maisie's.If someone dares to be lazy, he will be punished, and it will not be finished until a layer of skin is peeled off.

Anyway, after trying a few times, this group of boys started to train more and more desperately.

The third one is even simpler. As many training subjects as they do, I can only do a lot more than them, but this one is also the most important, otherwise the first two alone will not be able to convince them.

It's a pity that this is not going to kill the group, otherwise it will let those boys see and see, and I will be the first one every time I rob.

After Kafir came to the territory, he became a doctor. Every time someone was injured or couldn't stand it, he was sent to her for treatment.

After many times, she often complained to me that it was too inhumane to do so.

Hmph, what does the little girl know.

The brother-in-law's territory is not very good, surrounded by mountains, there are often monsters coming down to attack people, and it is said that there are other forces trying to attack it.

But the territorial defense team is so small, if I don't train these rookies as soon as possible, when the enemy attacks in the future, with their little skills, they won't be enough to put people in the teeth.

People are inhumane, let's talk about surviving on the battlefield first, those boys will definitely thank me in the future.

But having said that, being an instructor is so boring, I really miss the days of going to the death group.

Or, someday secretly drag these boys out of the territory, how many votes will they have?

6/19

I really didn't expect that before I could pretend to be a robber, a real robber would come to my door.

My brother-in-law made a lot of money recently, and many businessmen began to pour into the territory. As a result, some former colleagues also set their sights on this place. In just half a month, three caravans were robbed halfway.

According to the confessions of those businessmen, the perpetrators were fast and agile, coming and going like the wind, each time the process took no more than 10 minutes, and disappeared without a trace immediately after they got their hands on it. They were obviously professionals.

And as long as you don't resist, you will never hurt anyone, and you are quite professional.

But those merchants came to the territory to do business, and my brother-in-law was responsible for protecting their safety, otherwise no one would dare to come again in the future. This was related to the future of the territory, so my brother-in-law could only order to wipe out these guys.

In fact, let me tell you, as long as those guys don't make too much trouble, just leave them alone. It's not easy for anyone these days, and robbers have to make a living, right?
So I took the initiative to ask my brother-in-law, saying that I will take care of those guys.In fact, I mainly want to meet my colleagues. I haven't done this business for a while, so I'm panicking.

The brother-in-law refused at first, saying it was too dangerous.But I told him that things like suppressing bandits can’t be settled by bringing a group of people to fight and kill. Many times it depends on negotiation. What good.

With my position in this line of work, it's easy to persuade those guys to leave Lowell and commit crimes in other territories.

When my brother-in-law heard this, he immediately smiled and agreed to entrust me with carte blanche to "talk" to those robbers.

What is the number?

But Jessica didn't seem very happy, saying that it was the lord's responsibility to wipe out the robbers, how could they be sent to other territories as a disaster.

Chick, you are too naive, why do you have to kill them all?We robbers also have to live.

Ah, by the way, I almost forgot that I can only be regarded as half an insider now.

In short, I set off as the plenipotentiary representative of Lovell.

Although it is not easy for ordinary people to find robbers, with so many years of experience in this industry, I quickly found their tracks
As expected, there are only about 20 of these guys, obviously not a big bandit group.Generally speaking, this small group pays more attention to their own lives than their property.

Regardless of those guys who surrounded me with weapons like they were facing a big enemy, I walked straight into their camp swaggeringly.

"Who is the leader, a colleague has come to visit."

Their leader is a guy named Serang, who seems to be a guy who has not been in the industry for a long time, and I calmed him down with a few words.

"It turns out that you are the one who specializes in robbing the lord and making a big fuss in the capital. It's an honor to meet you." Hearing my self-report, this guy immediately became respectful.

"It's easy to say, ah ha ha ha..." I didn't expect that after such a long time, the reputation of our death group is still so loud in the industry, and I am really proud of it.

After asking a few words casually, I found out that these people escaped from a bandit group that was wiped out in Loggett. Because of their weak strength, they had to come to a remote territory like Lovell.

Unexpectedly, Lovell was not as poor as the rumors said. On the contrary, there were many caravans coming and going. These guys had tasted the sweetness several times in a row, and they planned to stay for a long time.

The brother-in-law's luck is really bad, but 20 or so people plan to take over Lovell, and they really treat our territory as a plate.

"Excuse me, do you have any advice when you come to our place?" Seeing that my face was a little pale, the guy named Serang asked quickly.

"We went to the Death Group to see this territory, so I came to say hello to you." I said carelessly.

This is what I thought up early on. According to the rules, there can only be one bandit group on a piece of land. If there are more than two bandit groups, the less powerful one must leave voluntarily, otherwise it can only be resolved by force.

Of course, this kind of small bandit group doesn't dare to fight with the dead group. Naturally, they can only obediently go to other territories. What a perfect solution.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, those guys panicked.

Serang quickly asked: "I heard that the Qusi Group has been active in Masdi, why did they come here suddenly?"

I have already thought about this point: "The lord here has a bit of a festive relationship with us, so the death group decided to move here and stay here for decades."

Those guys immediately showed sympathetic expressions, and the target was naturally my brother-in-law.Heh heh, our Go-to-the-death group really has a good reputation in the industry, and everyone knows that the territory we are targeting will not end well.

But I'm not lying, there are only three brothers and sisters in the death group, and we really plan to spend the rest of our lives in the territory.

"Excuse me, what is the holiday? If you need our help..." Serang was quite enthusiastic.

I squinted my eyes: "Stop talking nonsense, this is a matter for us to go to the death group. I have already said that, are you obediently going out according to the rules, or are you going to talk with a knife?"

Serang quickly apologized, and then pulled these accomplices aside to discuss.

I'm not afraid that these guys won't agree, with just a few of them, I can clean it up by myself.If it weren't for seeing that although they escaped from the broken bandit group, they strictly abide by the rules of this industry, which made me love talents, so I didn't bother to talk so much nonsense with them.

Although I am no longer doing my old job, I still want to keep some kindling for this job.

Unexpectedly, Serang's answer caught me by surprise.

He said: "I have already discussed with my brothers. We all think that it is very lucky to meet the famous death group. Instead of making small troubles like now and waiting for someone to wipe them out one day, we I am willing to merge all of them into the dead group, looking for a more ambitious future."

Shrimp! ?
Wait...wait a minute, I only promised my brother-in-law to let you leave the territory, but I didn't say that I would recruit a gang of robbers back to him.Besides, there are only three people in the death group, and what a fart to merge?

Of course I couldn't agree: "No, we have no plans to recruit newcomers recently."

Serang thought that I didn't believe him, and immediately patted his chest and said, "I understand, if the new bandit group wants to join, they have to submit a certificate. Don't worry, I'll take the brothers to ransack the small town in the territory and take all Take all the valuables."

Damn, just a few of you want to loot the territory?It's not even enough to put a gap between the defense team's teeth, and you still have to vote for a certificate. You want to vote yourself in.

If the negotiation comes to such a result, my brother-in-law will definitely not let me go.

I had no choice but to say: "You don't need to be troublesome, we will solve the matter of going to the death group ourselves, just leave me obediently."

Unexpectedly, the guy still didn't understand: "I know, now this territory is already the private property of the dead group, and it's really inappropriate for us to do this. How about this? Didn't you have a festival with the lord here? Let's burn it His lord's mansion is a vent for you."

Hey, why did it become like this?Is this too far from my original purpose?

At that time, I really wanted to kill these guys directly, but when I thought about the rare talents, since the bandit group was wiped out, the bandit world may not have such ideals, obey the rules, and be fearless for a long time I am a newcomer who is not afraid of the earth, so no matter what, I have to find a way to get the best of both worlds.

Although Lesta is usually not very bright, it is still useful at critical moments. When he was about to be used by those guys, he suddenly had a good idea.

I said to him: "Actually, it's not that I don't want to recruit you. It's just that the scale of our death group is already very large. If we add more people, it will be too eye-catching."

Sai Lang immediately said: "What's the matter, just recruit more people and occupy a few territories."

This... This kid is really daring, he is indeed the talent I like.

I shook my head: "We are a bandit group, not a rebel, what are we doing to occupy the territory. However, in order to develop the Qude Group into the number one bandit group in the industry, we still have the idea of ​​​​establishing a branch."

That guy was really fooled, and he couldn't wait to shout: "We want to participate, please let us participate."

Hehe, usually only my brother-in-law cheats, but this time it's my turn to cheat.

I deliberately thought about it for a while, and then reluctantly said: "It's not impossible, but our admission standards are very strict, you people..."

Serang immediately said: "Then how can we meet the standard?"

I immediately waved my hand: "At least you have to do some results first. Well, you can't stay here anymore, but there is a place where you dare to go?"

"Why don't you dare?" The guy patted his chest and assured: "Although I haven't been in this industry for a long time, the most important thing my brothers and I lack is courage."

I finally took the bait, and I said: "Then go to Bahrain to lead. If you can make a name for yourself in the largest territory of the kingdom, you will be eligible to become our branch."

I remember my brother-in-law once said that he and the lords of Bahrain seem to have some conflicts, so let these guys make some trouble for him, anyway, these lords have no good things.

These guys are really not afraid of death, they agreed immediately, packed up their things on the spot and ran happily to Bahrain to get them.

Oh my god, it's finally settled.

After going back, my brother-in-law was very happy and said that if there were bandits in the future, I would let me deal with them.

"Forgive me, just kill me next time."

I answer like this.

8/7

"Brother, does Saul like me or not?"

This is a question Kaffir often asks me recently.

Ugh, just talking about it gives me a headache.At the time when I went to the death group, Sol somehow became my brother-in-law. Although everyone later understood that the relationship was not counted, but the old girl has fallen in love with this kid, otherwise I would be a promising robber , and will not come to this territory to be an instructor.

Besides, I'm used to being called brother-in-law, and I still hope that this kid will really be my brother-in-law in the future.

It's just that this kid has no confidence in Kafir, and he has never said clearly whether he likes it or not.But the younger sister is also stubborn, always waiting for him to speak first, and the two of them just hang around like this.

In fact, I don’t know how many people in the defense team are playing Kafir’s idea. I just have to keep my energy up every day just to prevent those rookies from pestering her under the pretext of being injured.

If there is no result between the two of them, I will die of exhaustion if I don't rush to death first.

In fact, if you want me to say, whether you like it or not is not a matter of one sentence, so what do mothers-in-law and mothers do.If my brother-in-law really wants to marry Kafir, I can let them into the bridal chamber tonight.

Of course, if I really said that, I would definitely be beaten to death by Kafir.

It's okay if it's just like this, they are both still young, so there will be a long time to come.But the bad thing is that there is Jessica next to the brother-in-law. Although they are more than the name of the relationship between the lord and the subordinate, but a discerning person can see that it is not that simple. This is the crux of the problem.

In short, she is Kafir's worst enemy.

This is also the reason why my sister is always restless recently.

There is no way, for the sake of my most beloved sister, the elder brother has no choice but to bite the bullet and make a move.

If I was still going to the death group, at worst, I would go directly to grab Jessica, but now that I have been rehabilitated, I have to use ordinary people's methods.

So, I went to talk to Reed.

Reed is the financial officer of the territory. He is very smart and has a temper that suits me, so I like to consult him for any troublesome matters.

After listening to my request, that guy refused to agree at first, saying that emotional matters should not be forced, but should go with the flow.

Nonsense, if it can be done naturally, why would I ask you.

The old sister is my heart, so in order not to make her sad again, I have to be "unnatural" in everything I say.

In the end, I was so entangled that I couldn't help it, so Reed had no choice but to agree.

He gave me a book and said, "This is a novel I read recently. The plot in it is very touching. If I follow through, I might succeed."

In fact, this kid often introduces novels to me, and we all like to read romance... Off topic, let’s get down to business, Reed wants me to learn a plot from the book, so as to strengthen the relationship between my sister and brother-in-law.

"Is it okay?" After watching the plot, I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"Don't worry, it will definitely work." Reed assured, patting his chest.

"But I've never done this kind of thing before, so I'm afraid I won't pretend." I'm still not very confident.

Reed said that the next time he takes a caravan out, he will help me buy a potion from the alchemy store.

After many days like this, Reed finally returned to the territory with the caravan from outside.As expected of my good brother, he really bought that kind of potion.

"Drinking this stuff, will it really feel like you're dead?" I looked at the potion he handed me.

"Of course, after drinking it, your heartbeat will slow down and your body will become cold, as if you are dying. Don't worry, I have tried it and it will definitely work." Reed assured me.

Forget it, for Kafir, I'll go all out.

After I drank the potion, Reed took out the tomato juice prepared in advance and applied it on my clothes and face, and then told me: "I'm going to call Kafir and the lord, remember, you must not move."

I nodded, lay down on the bed, and the plan officially started.

"elder brother!"

After a while, Kafir's earth-shattering voice came in from outside, followed by his brother-in-law.

Seeing that my whole body was covered in "blood" and my face was pale, she immediately rushed to the side of the bed and burst into tears: "Brother, what's wrong with you, brother?"

I couldn't bear to see Kafir crying so sadly.But all of this is for her own good, so I can only follow the original plan and keep silent.

At this time, Reid said beside him: "Lesta and I went to the back mountain just now, and we were suddenly attacked by a monster. Lesta was bitten and seriously injured in order to save me..."

As he spoke, he pretended to turn his head and wipe away his tears.I have to say, this kid is better at acting than me.

"Wait, I'll treat you right away." Kafir said, about to use white magic.

Just kidding, I have nothing to do with it, what about treatment?Although there is a potion to cover it up, who knows if her white magic will neutralize the potion, so I quickly said: "Wait...wait a minute..."

Hearing what I said, Kafir hurriedly stopped: "Brother, what's wrong?"

"I...I'm hurt too badly, but...maybe I can't do it anymore." I "groaned" intermittently.

"No, brother, you'll be fine." Kafir cried again.

I continued to say according to the plan: "No... my own business... I know... Kafir, I can see you grow so big... I... I am already content. But, before I die... I... I still have one desire."

"Brother, stop talking, I'll treat you right away." Kafir wanted to use magic again.

I quickly grabbed the hand of my brother-in-law next to me: "Brother-in-law... Before I die, I have a request."

"Brother, no matter what, just talk about it." The brother-in-law said quickly.

"I... I'm just this younger sister. My biggest wish. The wish is to... see her get married with my own eyes, but I'm afraid it won't happen...brother-in-law, are you willing to fulfill my...my dying wish?"

"Huh?" The brother-in-law was immediately stunned.

"This... How can this help?"

How to help?Nonsense, and don't even look at what you and Kafir were called here for.

"You... are you willing to marry Kafir?" I said the ultimate goal with "difficulty".

"Ah? Now?" The brother-in-law couldn't close his mouth in surprise.

Kafir blushed even more: "Brother, what nonsense are you talking about?"

It seems that if I am not seriously injured now, she must have come here with a mace.

"What nonsense, this is my last wish before I die." For some reason, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach. Could it be a side effect of the medicine?
In a hurry, I even forgot to pretend that the voice was intermittent.

Fortunately, they didn't detect the flaw, and the brother-in-law said in a panic: "Brother, let's wait until you get better."

Kafir said and wanted to chant the spell again: "Yeah, brother, what time is it still talking nonsense, wait until I heal your injury first."

Woohoo, silly girl, it will be too late when my injury heals.

No, my stomach is getting worse and worse...

At this moment, Reed, who was doing nothing beside him, glanced at the empty medicine on the table, and his face suddenly changed color.Taking advantage of his sister and brother-in-law not paying attention, he quickly walked over to pick up the medicine bottle and looked at it carefully for a long time, then patted his forehead.

I lay on the bed pretending to be seriously injured, so naturally I couldn't ask what happened.But this guy was too careless, why didn't he even clean up the medicine bottle, what if his flaws were found out?
"Stop talking about this, Kafir, my lord, quickly find some clean cloths and wipe the blood off Lesta's face." Suddenly, Reed pointed to the blood on my face and said to them.

Kafir and his brother-in-law would not doubt it, and immediately searched for cloth, but he quietly walked to me.

"At a critical moment, what are you interrupting?" I blamed.

Reed said anxiously: "No, I made a mistake with the potion. Uncle Luya is a little constipated, so he asked me to buy some strong laxatives for him, because the bottles of the two potions are similar, so I messed up the potion." I'm confused, I just found out."

Shrimp, a powerful laxative! ?

"Anyway, I'm sorry, I have to go to Uncle Luya's right away. If he drinks that kind of potion, he will be in trouble, so you can take care of yourself." Reed winked at me and ran out in a hurry.

Hey, isn't it, I'm taking laxatives?
At this time, my sister found Bu and came back, so I had no choice but to continue lying on the bed and pretending to be dead.

"Hey, why did Reed run out in such a hurry?" the brother-in-law asked strangely.

"Maybe it's stomach trouble, ahaha..." I could only laugh dryly.

Damn, my stomach started to toss again, no, I have to make a quick decision.

Struggling to hold his brother-in-law, he grabbed Kafir's hand.While struggling with a certain part of my lower body, I said with difficulty: "I'm almost out of time, brother-in-law, are you willing to marry Kafir? Even if you get engaged first, do you really want me to die? "

Maybe seeing me trying to hold back and blushing, they thought I was a flashback.The brother-in-law hesitated for a long time, and finally nodded: "Okay...I promise you, make an appointment with Kafir..."

It's a pity that at the last moment of success, I suddenly felt an overwhelming force rushing straight to the back door.

No, I... I can't take it anymore! ! !

So before my brother-in-law said the last word, I let out a roar, jumped up from the bed, and then ran to the toilet under the astonished eyes of my sister and brother-in-law.

Woooooo... Kafir, big brother is useless, big brother is sorry for you...

At this point, the matter naturally fell through, because of this incident, Kafir didn't say a word to me for half a month.

Alas, it's so hard to be a good big brother.

Another: It is said that Uncle Lu Ya drank the potion and "feigned death" at home for a whole day, almost scaring his wife to death.

Reed, you fucked up, I hate you!
(End of this chapter)