Bring a red envelope system with you

Chapter 29

The following unlocks a function. After opening, it will be a group, one is similar to WeChat, and QQ group.

Click again, and Lin Bafang enters this group called: Pretending to be a forceful group, and finds that most of the titles and titles are King XXX, Saint XXX, or God XXX.For example, forcing the king Confucius, forcing the saint Guiguzi, forcing the god Taishang Laojun...

Seeing these titles and names, a thought flashed in Lin Bafang's mind: Are all the people in the group gods?Great gods in the Three Realms?I'm not dreaming, am I?Forget it, let’s ignore these things, change the name, um, let’s call it Junlin Bafang!
Generally, most people who join the group will say hello inside, but Lin Bafang saw that he was the lowest one, and he was not even considered as a persecutor.And in this group, the lowest level is the King of Pretentiousness, how could he have the nerve to jump out and act pretentious? Compared with these great gods, he is still young.

When he first joined the group, he didn't finish talking, but that doesn't mean others didn't talk.

"The new one, give out red envelopes, and come with a 666!" The forcing sage Zhang Tianshi spoke.

"Yes, yes, newcomer, send a red envelope to let everyone have a good time!" Bi Shenyue said.

"Sit down and give out red envelopes!" The dozen or so gods below followed suit, and also posted a lot of emoji pictures, leaving Lin Bafang speechless for a while.

To snatch red envelopes, Lin Bafang used to give out a lot. He gave out thousands of yuan a month to some groups of friends, and in the group of local tyrants, he could get more than one thousand and hundreds of yuan a month.It's just that Lin Bafang didn't expect that these gods are too funny, making him wonder if the gods will become boring after living for a long time?Are they poor?Will you grab a red envelope of several hundred yuan?
No matter what, they all started booing, if you don't express it, how can you get out of this pretentious group in the future, you say yes.

Besides, if it weren't for this portable red envelope system, he would really have nothing, he wouldn't win the big prize, and he wouldn't have the chance to get two sand coins.

Originally, Lin Bafang planned to send 1000 million yuan to repay this system, but when he clicked on the function of developing red envelopes, he was sluggish, because this system cannot deposit cash or find gold.There are only rows of panes jumping out above, and there is a line of text below, indicating that each pane can only hold one thing, the size and weight are not included.

"I'll go, what's the situation?" Lin Bafang looked at the functions on the phone and jumped up suddenly.

"What's the matter?" Lingshan was asking the service to pack a few bottles of foreign wine for her, when Lin Bafang stared at his phone and asked cursing.

"Oh, nothing, nothing!" Lin Bafang shook his head and said.

He doesn't want others to know that he has such a heaven-defying portable red envelope system. Whether he can make a comeback in the future, whether he can make a fortune depends on the red envelope group of this portable red envelope system.

"How do you put things on the pane?" Lin Bafang stared at the instructions on the phone.

In order to test his thoughts, Lin Bafang looked at the eight diamond rings on his fingers, took them off, and clicked on one of the panes inside; Stop touching and suck it into the phone at once.

"It's okay, it's okay, no one is looking here." Lin Bafang saw the diamond ring he took off and sucked it into the pane inside the phone, and immediately looked up and looked around.

After figuring out this function, he can be 100% sure that the people in this pretentious group are all gods and saints in the Three Realms.

So Lin Bafang took off all the diamond rings on his fingers and put them in his trouser pockets, then picked up a few bottles of French XO wine, red wine, and Moutai liquor, and took these things into the bathroom to avoid being caught by others. See his secrets.

Next, needless to say, everyone can guess.

At this time, Lin Bafang kept touching the upper pane to let a smog emanate from it, and sucked these fine wines, diamond rings, and milk snacks into the phone, like a storage container.

"It's amazing, it's against the sky, it's unbelievable!" Lin Bafang thought very excitedly, because he thought that he could deal with gods in the future, and if he learned a little from them, who would dare to deal with them in the future? The group beat him up?

After putting more than a dozen things into the pane, leave a message below: Newcomers, please take care of me!
Finally, click to send it out. Like the red envelopes in the QQ group, a large red envelope will appear on the display of the mobile phone, and there is a line of small words below: Your red envelope will be snatched in a second.

"What kind of broken thing? Space ring? No, there is no space. I say newcomer, can you bring out something decent!" Han Xiangzi, one of the Eight Immortals, forced the sage to speak.

"Newcomer, what is yours? Why is there a circle and a fork on it? Well, it smells like wine." Taishang Laojun sent a message.

"Well, it's delicious, it tastes like milk, I'm a newcomer, don't tell me, in order to make these snacks, you have to milk the fairy's milk to make them? Dirty, dirty, too dirty, yes Is there any more? It's so delicious, I'll run out after a few bites." Marshal Tianfeng forced himself to keep leaving messages.

Dirty... old pig dirty...

A bunch of fairies below commented and cursed, Fairy He, Lan Caihe, Seventh Fairy, and even Fairy Chang'e despised Lin Bafang and Marshal Tianfeng with a contemptuous expression.

Seeing a lot of fairies above despise the two of them, Lin Bafang was speechless for a while, feeling sorry for these fairies, he really thought that he had expressed the fairy's breast milk to make snacks.

In the same way, there were also many persecutors who forced the gods to speak out, saying why they couldn't get it, and asked Lin Bafang to resend the red envelopes, and some people asked Marshal Tianfeng to share it.

"Good wine, good wine, your chacha and circle wine are so delicious, but it's a little strange, why don't you have spiritual power?" Taishang Laojun asked obsessively.

"Haha, I never thought that this is the first time I've drank such a delicious wine, Moutai baijiu, it's so delicious..." Li Bai, the wine fairy, also said: "Come on, newcomer, let's add a friend , when we have a chance in the future, let's face each other, talk about poetry and swordsmanship over wine!"

"..."

Adding friends, there are really many people adding him as friends, the first ones are Marshal Tianfeng, Taishang Laojun, Li Baijiuxian, and Yuelao also added him, but I don’t know what Yuelao stole, and he didn’t post anything on it , it seems that this month's old man should be of the low-key kind, maybe he won't take his life if he cheats people to death.

Adding friends, Lin Bafang naturally can't miss it, maybe he can get some benefits from them, don't you think so.

Lin Bafang's request is not high, just give one or two treasures.

"Fellow Daoist, let's make a deal. Give me a few more forks and circles of wine, and I'll give you a proud treasure." Taishang Laojun seemed to like this kind of foreign wine. When Lin Bafang agreed to add him as a friend, he began to coax him, saying: "How is it? Are you still there? Are you there?"

(End of this chapter)