My group is the boss

Chapter 285 Is Galaxy a River?
Yasuo: "Group leader, are you sure this river god can strengthen items?"

Yasuo asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "Of course I'm sure!"

Zhang Yuan nodded and said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "emmmm!"

"Group leader, isn't that river god short?"

Yasuo asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "Yes, he is a bit short!"

Yasuo: "What, group leader, although I don't want to hurt you, I still want to say something, the river god really wants to be smoked by your panties!"

Yasuo covered his face and said to Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "???"

Hearing what Yasuo said, Zhang Yuan subconsciously looked under his feet.

Under his feet, a long abstract man in simple clothes, with squinted eyes and a ball stuck in the back of his head, was drifting along the river.

"Come up to me!"

Zhang Yuan took this river god to the old man.

"Wake up wake up!"

Zhang Yuan slapped the river god on the face several times.

"Forehead……"

"Why did you hit me?"

After Heshen opened his eyes, he asked Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "Oh, I think you seem to be drowning, so I rescued you!"

Zhang Yuan said to the God of the River.

River God: "Is that so?"

He Shen blinked and asked Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "Of course, otherwise what could be the reason?"

Zhang Yuan asked the river god with a smile.

River God: "Well, thank you very much!"

The River God thanked Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "Speaking of which, something I fell into this river, you are the river god of this river, can you help me get it up?"

Zhang Yuan asked the river god.

River God: "Okay!"

As the river god said, he dived directly into the water, and when he came out again, he wore a golden mask on his face.

"Young group leader, did you drop the gold panties, or the silver panties?"

Heshen said to Zhang Yuan holding a pair of golden underwear and silver underwear.

"I lost both of these!"

Zhang Yuan said to the River God sincerely.

"You dropped both of these?"

After hearing Zhang Yuan's words, River God was a little dazed for a moment, then looked down at his crotch: "This is the first time I have encountered this situation, and the script didn't say what to do!"

He Shen said in a tangled manner.

finally……

"Go slowly, you!"

Heshen waved enthusiastically to Zhang Yan, who was carrying gold and silver underwear.

Zhang Yuan: "Well, see you later!"

Zhang Yuan smiled and said to the God of the River.

Lord of Honkai: "How about it, do you think this guy is interesting?"

Zhang Yuan asked everyone in the group chat.

Yasuo: "Yes!"

"very interesting!"

Yasuo said to Zhang Yuan with a smile.

Yasuo: "Wait, I'll try it first!"

As Yasuo said, he also came to the river where the river god was. After thinking about it, Yasuo threw his scabbard sword into the river.

"Ok?"

"what happened?"

"Why did I throw something and no one?"

Yasuo glanced at the bottom of the river and asked Zhang Yuan.

Beifeng: "Shouldn't you run away?"

Sad Wind said to Yasuo.

Bai Suzhen: "Maybe you are too ugly, even the River God can't stand your ugliness, and doesn't want to see you!"

Bai Suzhen said to Yasuo seriously.

Yasuo: "..."

"how is this possible?"

"It must be something else!"

Yasuo said somewhat unconvinced.

"Young swordsman, did you drop this golden sword? Or this silver sword?"

Just when Yasuo was at a loss, the river god emerged from the river again.

Yasuo looked at the gold and silver swords in the hands of the River God, smiled all over, and then said to the River God: "Sorry, these two swords are not mine, the one on your head is mine!"

Yasuo looked at the sword pierced on the forehead of the river god, and said to the river god with a smile.

"So this sword is yours?"

As the river god said, he pulled Yasuo's sheathless blade from his head, and the moment he pulled it out, blood spurted out of it instantly.

"Young swordsman, I appreciate your honesty. In this case, I will give you all three swords now!"

The river god said to Yasuo with a smile on his face.

Yasuo: "It's not about the sword now, is it?"

"Is the injury on your head all right?"

Yasuo asked the river god.

River God: "Young swordsman, thank you for your concern, don't worry, after the blood is drained, it will stop bleeding~"

The river god said to Yasuo calmly.

Yasuo: "..."

"You're a fucking genius!"

Yasuo said to the river god.

"Thank you for the compliment!"

A smile appeared on the river god's face and said to Yasuo.

However, before the river god finished speaking, he plunged into the river directly, and then Yasuo watched the body of the river god collapse, turning into a little bit of light

.

Yasuo: "emmmm!"

"I didn't kill this!"

Yasuo said in the group chat after looking at the lights.

Lord of Honkai: "Don't worry, we know you didn't kill it!"

Zhang Yuan rolled his eyes and said to Yasuo.

"This is a fairy after all, but he is not dead!"

As Zhang Yuan said, he came to Yasuo's side, and then stretched out his hand to fish it out, and found a transparent river god.

"By the way, this river god seems to be a bit out of order!"

"How about we just stew this river god?"

Chen Yongren touched his chin and said to Zhang Yuan.

Bai Suzhen: "???"

"Is it so cruel?"

Lord of Honkai: "I didn't expect you to be such Chen Yongren!"

"Do you still want to eat immortals?"

Zhang Yuan asked Chen Yongren.

Chen Yongren: "QAQ!~"

"Isn't it because this guy is dying?"

Chen Yongren said to Zhang Yuan with a smile.

Lord of Honkai: "This guy is still alive!"

"I pulled him into the group!"

Zhang Yuan said to Chen Yongren.

Group message: "Heshen has been invited by the administrator to join this group.

Yue Buqun: "Tsk tsk tsk!"

"If I remember correctly, this seems to be the first guy invited by the group leader to join the group chat!"

Yue Buqun said with a smile.

Lord of Honkai: "I am doing this for your benefit, do you understand?"

Zhang Yuan said disdainfully to everyone.

"The gold and silver of the River God is equivalent to a strengthening!

Zhang Yuan said to everyone.

Yasuo: "???"

"strengthen?"

"But my sheathless sword is just an ordinary gold and silver sword!"

Yasuo took out his golden sheathless sword and silver sheathless sword and said.

Lord of Honkai: "That's because the river god is still too weak!"

"We just need to give it a bigger river to live in, so that the ability of the river god will become stronger and stronger!"

Zhang Yuan said seriously to everyone in the group.

Qin Shihuang: "Well, group leader, let me ask, is the Galaxy a river?"

(End of this chapter)