Urban Fairy Rebuilds Daily Life

Chapter 117 The Liar and Chumi
Does the Quan family have other ancestors?After all, the word "ancestor" can refer to elders of more than four generations.Judging from the appearance of the fake monk, if his great-grandfather lived to be 120 years old, it would not be impossible.

What did he say just now?Inferred from the context, he meant that his ancestor had magic powers, right?If this patriarch is not the great monk of the Tang Dynasty, then does the Quan family have an old man with mana?

Then this matter is interesting, she thought of Mu Qingfeng's use of talismans.Originally, she thought that Mu Qingfeng had discovered a method of using energy that was suitable for him because of biological enhancement.But if there is an ancestor with magic power in the Quan family, will it mean that the current Huaxia Kingdom is not as exclusive of technological civilization as she thought...

49 minutes is a long time for an activist like her, and the chat between the four people was basically nothing important, so she decided to take the collected medicine back to the camp and spread it out to dry. Dry it and rub it, so it's easy to carry.

Quietly left this place, nothing abnormal in the camp, but a little irritated because no one was talking.

"Girl, you are back. Why do I feel like I am a little daughter-in-law waiting for my husband to return? This is too detrimental to my dignity, so can you take me with you when you go out again? What will happen to this place? Dangerous? At worst, a few cats will scratch it. It’s just your tent, not to mention people, not even a ghost.”

"That's not true. I met your old friend when I was collecting medicine just now, and I don't know what bad things I'm doing."

"What old friend? What old friend! You can go to jail for spreading rumors and slander!" Hide reacted fiercely, "Who is that old friend?"

Su Lingyao was stunned. When she was startled by Hin's excitement, she didn't expect that Hin suddenly changed his style of painting and asked her curiously, "Monk Quan, I treat you as a ghost."

"Oh~ it's him. He's not a nice guy, what's he doing there?"

Um? !When she heard what Lian said, she felt very predictable, and she was hooked by curiosity.

"What do you mean? Do you know his details? That's right. You have been in Ancheng for so many years. You can't hear any news. Tell me what's going on with him. He was buried there just now. The evil talisman, or the evil talisman made of mahogany, feels weird no matter how I think about it."

"This brat is repeating his old tricks!" Su Lingyao showed an unfathomable emotional expression in Su Lingyao's mind, "He usually doesn't have a serious job, and his source of income is to cheat some money by acting as a witch, but he doesn't Knowing where to get some small props, it really has such a little effect, so every time I cheat people, I can get a lot of commissions, most of which are paid by some big bosses to ask him to exorcise evil spirits."

No wonder the first time she went to the Small Wild Goose Pagoda Park, this guy said it was haunted, and even brought a large group of people to burn scriptures. At that time, she thought it was strange.

In her previous life, her mother also believed in Buddhism, so she hoped that life at home would be easier, and she was very devout in desperation.But according to my mother's popular science, this Buddhist scripture cannot be burned casually.In Buddhism, copying this thing is to pray for blessings and accumulate virtue. Ancient printing technology is backward. If you want to spread it, you will naturally encourage everyone to copy scriptures. Propagating Buddhism is both accumulating virtue.But what do you mean by burning the scriptures?It is a sin to destroy scriptures!Write one and burn one and say which Buddha can tolerate it? !They didn't accuse you of intentionally humiliating "Supreme Way", that's all their tolerance.

"One morning he took a group of people to see you off at the gate of the Small Wild Goose Pagoda, did you know?" She asked about the events of that day.

"It's not just one day, he came every day after he found out that I was making noise in the park! At the beginning, three times a day! The ashes from burning things almost made Ancheng smog. In order to avoid the ashes, I can only come out to play at night, it almost makes me sick!"

It's okay if you don't mention this matter, but if you mention it, you will be full of grievances and want to complain.Nong Chao, who keeps up with the trend of the times, usually listens to the radio news of the old man in the park, and is familiar with news such as building a society ruled by law!In its view, a fake monk led a group of ignorant people to occupy land in front of its house, burn garbage and destroy the environment, which is enough to call the police.It's a pity that calling the police will only lead to greater riots, and it will not enjoy the treatment that citizens should have at all, so there is no other way but to avoid the monk's edge...

"Then why do you drag three people into the tower to scare people, and give the false monk a chance to smoke you!" Su Lingyao didn't sympathize with it at all, and many things seemed more like it did it by itself.

"Hey, let me go! I live here. Apart from not having enough aura to sleep with the underground container, I don't even have the right to freely enter and exit my life and play in my house? Could it be that you want me to live in the tower Hold back for more than 1000 years, and you are not allowed to do anything?! That group of people almost turned my door into a concert that night. Of course I was happy to see them happy. I wanted to tease them. typical."

This is because you are fighting for the beast rights for yourself. You usually peek at a lot of young people brushing Weiwei~ This little idea is quite trendy!

"Okay... so in your opinion, who is Quan Minggui planning to cheat again? Nothing will happen, so I can't stay in Qinling." She worriedly asked for his experience and opinions.

He made a "cut" sound, "Who is that kid in your power family? He dares to make a little noise to surprise a certain boss who is eyeing him, and then he will find a way to come to the door to relieve the evil spirit or something like that." It's an old routine. It's just that the monk from his family's ancestor is too famous in Ancheng, so he can get along like a fish in water in this industry, and even some powerful people believe him. But he is not stupid, killing people or something It does not dare to make big moves, but it can still hold its own, so you can rest assured."

All right.Su Lingyao shrugged her shoulders indifferently after hearing what he said, and she didn't even have the thought of going over to see what those people were doing after a while, thinking that instead of wasting time on a fake monk, it would be better to go to another direction to search for herbs Go, I haven't found all the prescriptions for Bigu Pill yet, and I have to find medicinal materials for soaking the body of Qin Lie, a monster, to shape him into a more powerful one. Cultivating a sense of accomplishment as a God of War is almost fatal to her.

She doesn't plan to use her master's prescription for Qin Lie anymore!I was so dizzy that I didn't trust my ability to use the unreliable master's, so that I couldn't get the desired bonus effect.If you have the opportunity to see Master again, you must scold him!

I stuffed some food for lunch, but I didn’t expect to make the idle man so envious, I kept asking "Is this delicious? What does it taste like?" "Is that delicious? I heard that junk food additives exceed the standard!" It affects her appetite very much.

When she was about to get up after lunch to gather herbs, Hide begged her to take her with her, saying that she really didn't want to be stuck on a tree pole and waste her life in vain.

Su Lingyao thought about it, and felt that anyway, she came here alone at the beginning. She didn't expect to receive such a spirit that can be used as a friend to chat with. If she didn't meet it, then the camp would have to be left unattended. Apart from these food and tools, she had nothing of value, so she pulled out the dagger and inserted it back into her lower back.

Take the engineering shovel and set off again, this time without stopping along the way.

"Hey girl, I still don't know what your real name is after we've been together for so long. It seems that all human beings have their own names. Tell me."

Only then did Su Lingyao realize that she had never introduced herself to Jiong, "My name is Su Lingyao."

"Oh, what about the nickname?"

"Why do you ask your nickname?"

"Tsk! Our relationship is so sloppy, don't you mean Su Lingyao and Su Lingyao when I call you? It's too strange. I'll call you by your nickname just like your family's. It's also kind of friendly."

"What do you mean I have an improper relationship with you?! It's like I stole you outside! If I really want to steal, I can't steal you!"

"Tsk! It hurts my heart when you say this! Thinking about how many female beasts I was in my clan back then, the concept of female beasts is not limited to my clan! Why don't you steal its me!"

"I don't know how many female beasts you are, and I have no objections, but we humans just don't steal you, so let's stop here. Don't you want to know my nickname, my parents call me Yaoyao, my friend Call me Xiaoyao, you choose it yourself. Since you asked my name, what about your name? Do you have your own name? You don’t come and go when you meet. I guess you have a name, so tell me quickly Me, I want to call you by your nickname, too."

Unexpectedly, Su Lingyao was very shy when asked this question, and muttered: "I... we beasts all recognize each other by smell. Even if there is a name, it is called in animal language. I tell you that you don't understand it. ..."

Hey, it's famous! ! !Hide is usually careless, so why does it sound like a mother-in-law when its name is mentioned?Is there something tricky about its name?
"How do you know if you don't tell me? Even if I don't understand animal language, you can still translate it. Even if you can't translate it, I can always learn it if you pronounce it."

"Uh...uh...uh...@￥&*+#@..."

"What?! Can you speak clearly and loudly? You are speaking in my mind, have you integrated into my brain? I can understand everything you say."

"Oh, I've already said it just now, so you can't blame me for not hearing it yourself!"

"Oh, you have a good temper~! If you don't say yes, if you don't say I'll turn back and stick you on the tree pole for you to be monitored as a living body, and promise not to take you for anything in the future. I will return the dagger I can buy the materials and make another one myself, anyway, the opponents I can meet so far are the same with weapons with or without spirits." Su Lingyao firmly controls the weakness of her own spirits, and she still doesn't believe in it.

"Hey! Don't bother! Let's talk about something. Do you need such a weapon of mass destruction? You are so unkind, you little girl!"

"Then tell me, it has always been the most reasonable saying of my generation to be frank and lenient while resisting strictness."

"Damn... I'll say it! What I said just now is my name in animal language, but since I have already mastered your human Mandarin here, the meaning of translating it is trivial, that is, you can't have any other feelings for me after hearing it. mean, you know what I mean?"

Knowing that you speak Chinese, you don't have to show off like this!Su Lingyao was speechless and could only nod helplessly.

"Then listen carefully! My name was chosen by my unscrupulous parents. It was originally very long. Later, there were too many admirers, and it took half a day to call a name, so they simply simplified it, leaving only the last name. The first two paragraphs of pronunciation, these two paragraphs of pronunciation translated into Chinese, it is called... Jiu Mi..."

What?Chirp?Su Lingyao felt that these two words were very familiar, and after thinking about them, she remembered the magical Internet term she came across when she used her mobile phone to search the legend of the Small Wild Goose Pagoda in Ancheng that day, and there was "Jiu Mi" in it.As far as she knows, "Jiu Mi" means the cute version of Kiss Me!
She looked at the conscious image of deliberately making herself into a rough image in her mind, and suddenly stopped and laughed and fell down on the weeds!A pure man, and a ferocious beast with the concept of "profit" named Jiumi, how can you hear it?Hahahahahaha!Her stomach hurts from laughing.

And suddenly, she still thought of a multi-tailed one-horned black panther suddenly turned into a Q version like a beckoning cat, raised a paw and put it next to his cheek, where the originally sharp vertical pupils narrowed into two bends Said: "Hello everyone, I am your new male supporting role, Jiumi, please take care of me~!" It's not too funny!God, who will save her!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lian stayed aside, feeling Su Lingyao's burst of laughter, and then looked at the image of Jiumi that she imagined floating in front of her. The whole expression was the classic indifferent face of a popular actress on the Internet.It knew that this guy would react like this when he said it!That's why it's tangled!How about it?How about it? !It guessed it again, didn't it? !

After finally waiting for Su Lingyao to stop laughing, she only heard her say: "I... I'll call you hideous in the future, because... because there is really no way to call you Chumi~ Hahahahaha, I will laugh silly hahahahaha !"

Looking at Su Lingyao like this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but upturned, not because he was laughing at himself, but because he was infected by this girl, and somehow he wanted to laugh.

Brace yourself!Be sure to hold tight!It floated to the side of the Q version of "myself", swept it back and forth a few times, and broke it up arrogantly, "This name was chosen by my parents. My conscience won't hurt if you make such a joke~! Don't you call me Chumi, I can't wait..."

The laughter that had just stopped was drawn out again by the "chirp me" from herself. Su Lingyao tried her best to hold back and said to it: "What is conscience? Do I have this thing? Can I eat it?!"

Ah so angry!But keep smiling~
The vibrating frequency of hideous consciousness is several times faster!It feels like it's panting, "Yeah! You can do it! You'll have a future!"

　Today, there are sayings about Buddhism and whether it is possible to burn scriptures. You can just look it up, but the information you search on the Internet, most of the non-Buddhists don’t know anything about it, so it is not useful for reference.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)