Invincible little uncle

Chapter 1 1. Divine Martial Arts
"Please receive the one-year-old gift package."

In the Great Zhou Palace, Xia Guang, the younger brother of the emperor who was about to be taken to arrest Zhou, suddenly had this line of words pop out of his mind.

If he wasn't a time traveler, he might not understand this sentence at all. After all, since he was born, he has done nothing but drink milk and sleep every day, listening to women humming.

However, that woman was not his deceased mother, but a precocious little girl. According to her seniority in this life, she should be called Huangjie.

Unlike other time travelers, Xia Guang's memory before time travel is very vague, everything is like a fog.

But at least he can be sure of one thing, that is, he has never been to any reincarnation station, and there is no pop-up window for him to choose "YES" or "NO", and he has never been hit by a car or struck by lightning in front of the door. , Battle Royale, etc.
Like a river?

Maybe not the river.
Just like the flow of water, it gave me this feeling.

As soon as he thought of this, his mind began to slowly forget, and the thick fog of the previous life became a little whiter.

"Xiao Guang, Xiao Guang"

A soft call brought him back to reality.

Xia Guang opened his eyes and looked at the girl who was hugging him. She had an elegant oval face, big ignorant eyes, and a pretty face, but there was an unconcealable nervousness in her eyes. The well-fitting taupe-colored long coat is a little too big.

Seeing him open his eyes, the imperial lady named Xia Jiejie immediately bowed her head and whispered in his ear: "Xiao Guang, don't take the ribbon of the brochure, let alone the jade seal, don't touch it Don't touch it, you're not a little prince, don't touch those things."

She said it the hundredth time today.
Xia Guang looked at the careless girl, and the baby grinned.

Sister Huang seemed to be infected by his smile, so she squeezed out a smile, then kissed his pink cheek, as if comforting herself, and said, "It's okay, when the time comes, just crawl to where sister is standing."

"Please receive the one-year-old gift package."

The voice kept ringing in my head.

Xia Guang thought about it and still didn't choose to accept it. What if this big gift package is something shocking?

Like baby Frankenstein's antimatter annihilation cannon?
For example, the Summoning Zerg Mother Cave can be used?
Like Hulk Reagent?
Xia Jiejie held the baby who had just turned one year old in her arms, and stood in front of a palace door, then quietly pushed the door in, and then picked a small corner and stood there waiting for the ceremony to start.

Afterwards, several beautiful beauties walked in, each accompanied by servants and servants, full of aura, once entering the house, there were all kinds of tricks to say hello, tricks competed in the aura, it seemed that the air in the whole palace was about to burn.

Xia Guang felt his home again, it was empty, the scene was very small, and the air was very cold.

It seems that this Huangjie is just a little sheep who wants to be like the same kind, pretending to be brave, and standing among a group of beautiful tigresses.

It's no wonder that the place where I live is so sparsely populated that even cooking tea and serving meals has to be done by Sister Jiejie.
Sister Huang, I'm not talking about you, but you are a little too cowardly.

Finally someone approached him, it was a concubine holding a little princess.Her name is Concubine Zhen, she is indisputable, and was once deeply favored by the current emperor, but after raising a daughter, she suddenly became infertile, and was gradually replaced by "loving the new and loathing the old".

In this way, Concubine Zhen was also happy to be at leisure, and even took this opportunity to jump out of the "circle of fighting in the aura".

At this time, the concubine looked at the "shivering" siblings with a smile: "The little emperor uncle is also here to catch Zhou, but let the little nephews and nieces go."

Xia Jiejie laughed nervously: "Definitely."

Xia Guang covered his face, turned around and turned to the side, sister, you are not only cowardly, but also lacking in understanding.

But maybe because of this, the emperor who killed almost all the emperors of the same generation in the battle of seizing the throne will spare our siblings' lives.

After a few words.

Catch the week started.

Three little princes, two little princesses, and a little uncle who made up the number were placed on the six sides of the carved dragon wooden table, and in the center were things such as pearl shells, ivory, rhinoceros horn, brochures, ribbons, and jade seals. , wooden swords, copper plates, etc.
The emperor has come, he has only been on the throne for one year, and the other brothers who participated in the seizure of the throne have been solved by him either explicitly or covertly, except for the little emperor who was still in the womb.

At this time, he turned his eyes, and then the eunuch's sharp voice announced, "The beginning of Zhou Zhou".

The six babies suddenly became dazed, not knowing what they were going to do.

But five of them were really at a loss, and one was naturally waiting.

Jewelry is tantamount to a dandy who is greedy for enjoyment.

The brochure ribbon symbolizes eagerness to learn.

The jade seal is a symbol of supreme power.

Wooden swords are generals or knights.

Copper coins are merchants.

For Xia Guang, it is not difficult to choose, first rule out the option of learning, knowledge, power, and other progressive options.

And then exclude jewellery, too.

Being dandy means that there is a high chance of staying at the feet of the emperor and staying in the capital.

A companion is like a tiger, and with a sister who is so cowardly and heartless, I am afraid that he will be killed at some point.

Generals and knights are all dogs in the hands of the royal family, but they may also be symbols of military power.

The businessman's position is low, although it is a bit embarrassing, but he can travel all over the world without incident.

Soon, with the encouragement of the mothers who were all pregnant, the babies started to crawl.

Xia Jiejie stood behind a large pearl shell, bent her waist, and stared wide-eyed, as if she was calling for her younger brother to rush to kill the bloody way out of the thousands of horses, and then took away the rhino horn that no other family's children would want.

Soon, the results came out.

The three little princes took jade seals, ribbons, and brochures respectively.

The two little princesses took pearls and beautiful jade.

But the little Huangshu picked up a copper coin and laughed heartlessly.

The emperor was very satisfied with the result, and took advantage of the opportunity to hold a birthday banquet. At the banquet, Xia Jiejie brought Xia Guang who was sleeping soundly, and kept his head down as he ate silently, not even daring to hold the dishes far away.

Xia Guang fell asleep, and when he woke up, he was already lying on the bed in his own cold palace.

The red candle was still on, and the bed curtain was still on.

And Miss Huang seemed to be lying on the wooden table in the center of the room and fell asleep.

"Please receive the one-year-old gift package."

The voice is ringing again.

The dead of night is a good time to receive a big gift bag.

Xia Guang confirmed the acceptance in his mind.

"Acquire god-level talent: Shenwu; use interval: one month."

The same icy voice continued to sound.

Supernatural?

Xia Guang breathed a sigh of relief. He felt happy to receive the big gift package so quietly, so he asked in his mind: "What is the specific effect?"

The cold voice didn't continue to sound, but a self-evident message came into Xia Guang's mind: "Ordinary people need to practice step by step, if they are eager for success, they will fall into the fire demon.

As for those who are talented in martial arts, once they touch the original exercises, they only need to turn over from the beginning to the end, and they can immediately reach the highest level recorded in this exercise. Nine layers of peak.

No matter the moves or internal force, they are divided into one to nine levels, and then they need to be compatible to achieve perfection. "

Xia Guang wanted to try it right away, but there was nothing else except a three-character scripture beside the bed.

Anyway, once a month, with an attitude of giving it a try, he touched the Three Character Classic by the bedside with his small hand, and flipped through it without even looking at it.

But got nothing.

The self-explanatory information continued to pop up: "This talent is only valid for moves or internal strength exercises."

Xia Guang asked again: "Then if I directly touch the god-level exercises, and then directly reach the ninth floor, will I explode and die?"

A self-explanatory message popped into his mind: "No."

From the beginning to the end, the voice seemed to rang once, and then all the relevant information including a package was infused into his body, without additional dialogue or additional communication.

This made Xia Guang feel relieved for the time being. After all, it didn't look like someone was talking directly. At most, he planted a "seed" for himself.

The origin of this gift bag can only be explored later, but the golden fingers it bestows are not in vain.

If there is really a malicious existence behind this gift package, either I am just one of its broadcast species, or it is sleeping, all prosperous and humiliated.

If it is the former, I only need to use it less, if it is the latter, I need to cut off the use of this golden finger in time.

Everything still needs follow-up exploration.

After pondering for a while, Xia Guang tentatively asked again: "What if... this exercise is wrong? Then after practicing, will I also go crazy?"

Soon, a self-evident message emerged in his mind: "No, as long as it is the original exercise method, no matter how incomplete or even the content is reversed, it can directly reach the highest level.

And if it is a copy, it will automatically stop at the place where it is incomplete and upside down without causing any damage. "

Xia Guang continued to ask: "Then what is the original exercise?"

The self-evident message replied: "The handwriting of the person who created the exercise, or the person who thoroughly comprehended the exercise, is the original."

Xia Guanglue pondered for a while, and continued to ask: "What about engraved editions, rubbing editions, blue editions, rare editions, rare editions, orphan editions, fragmentary editions, separate editions, monographs, expanded editions, and reprints?"

A self-explanatory message emerges: "It still depends on whether it is the original."

Xia Guang squinted his eyes, asked some more detailed questions, and then stopped.

(End of this chapter)