Abilities Farming and Benefiting from a Well-off

Chapter 112 Potatoes are the best (1)
"Help me find someone. You must find out their husband and wife's hobbies. Of course, it's best to find out whether that woman has any lovers, or what is hot, do you understand?" Mu Lian A wink of "you understand" was lost, and the two brothers immediately nodded seriously, and returned a look of "I understand." '

Needless to say, these two children are really masters in this area, because their former masters often asked them to do this kind of business. Sometimes the master was lonely and empty, and wanted to find a woman to comfort them, so they let them Go down the mountain, find a woman who looks good, draw a picture and present it up, and describe the woman's living habits and the voice she has spoken to the master one by one.

Do you know who is the easiest person to learn voice?It's the doll's sound yuan ginseng. He imitated a woman's voice, but it's very beautiful. Needless to say, so although the master didn't dare to go down the mountain, there were still women's voices around his ears at ordinary times, even though the voice was It’s quite illusory, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it’s still meat. As a person who has been on the mountain all year round, facing the grass, trees, and flowers, it’s good that he doesn’t get sick from longing. What else can you expect him to do.

"Miss, don't worry, we will definitely complete the task." Tianma and Yuanshen patted their full stomachs and replied with satisfaction.

What is the most suitable time to do sneaky things? It goes without saying that it is night of course. The ancients said that when the moon is dark and the wind is high, it is when listening to the corner. The strategy adopted by Tianma and Yuanshen is to squat Second Aunt Li's house listened to the corner of the wall. Before they set off, Mulian drew the terrain, highlighted where Second Aunt Li's home was, and described her appearance.

Lijia Village is such a big village, so it is not easy to find someone. The two of them are quite capable in this area, so they went to the corner of Aunt Li's wall with white flour steamed buns in their pockets and tools for committing crimes. Side, huddled up and squatted there.

What Mulian wanted them to do was of course not something too offensive, she mainly wanted to scare Aunt Li, something too despicable, and she felt that she couldn't cross the moral line in her heart. Really a bit of a conscience.The two of them squatted until midnight, the white flour steamed buns had been eaten, and the eldest brother Tianma swallowed the last bite, feeling that the time was right, after all, there were no steamed buns left.

"It's time, hurry up and do it quickly." Sure enough, it was a professional, and the orders he gave were so concise and in place. After Yuan Canen said, he found the one that was most suitable for setting fire under the faint white light of the moonlight. Position, he moved his steps quietly, making sure that the people outside the house would not be awakened by a little sound, because this is the best time for people to enter a deep sleep.

"Get ready, throw it away!" Gastrodia was still so concise, the faces of the two people looked a little weird under the light of the tiny candlelight, Yuan Shen threw the candlelight in his hand, and the candlelight thrown out at that moment made a slash The graceful arc landed on a pile of thatch.

Of course, it doesn’t matter even if this thing burns, because the place where the thatch is placed is not only in a good location, but there is no weed on the ground, and it is surrounded by stones. Aunt Li and the others made it like this My son, I'm afraid that if these things catch fire, it will burn my house, which is really very wise.

Fire is a very dangerous thing, so when the fire fell on the thatched pile, it was like setting off fireworks at that moment, crackling and burning, and the thick smoke in the thatched pile was billowing.Tianma and Yuanshen looked at each other, jumped out of the fence, and hid behind the obstacle to watch.Mu Lian had instructed at that time to pay attention to the wind direction of the fire at all times, and they would not complete the task until someone in the house came out to put out the fire. Otherwise, if people were burned to death and the house was burned, it would be really bad.

Aunt Li and his wife slept soundly at night, when they suddenly smelled smoke and coughed repeatedly, Aunt Li didn't know what happened, so she kicked her husband who was sleeping next to her like a dead pig , coughed and shouted: "Death, hurry up and have a look, it seems to have some burnt smell!"

Li Gouzi turned over and muttered, "You are sleepwalking, why is there any burnt smell?" Li Ergou's nose is usually not good, especially in winter, it will be blocked. It's called rhinitis.

Seeing that he didn't move, Second Aunt Li immediately became angry. She got up, stretched out her fist and gave him a punch, then got off the kang, put on her shoes and walked out of the window. Killed her half life: "Oh my god, it's dying, dead face, get up quickly! It's on fire! Put out the fire!"

Second Aunt Li rushed over and kicked Li Ergou a few times, and didn't stop until she kicked him off the bed: "What, it's on fire, damn it, what's going on, it's on fire so well."

Li Ergou pulled up his trousers, took the wooden bucket, and rushed out of the house. He looked at the raging fire on the thatch pile, and his leg almost broke into several pieces with a bang of the cork bucket. Aunt Li saw him like a bear. , and immediately gave him a nod: "Look at you, you are such a bear, it's really embarrassing to my old lady, hurry up and fetch water with a bucket!"

Among the couple, Second Aunt Li was the more courageous. She took a bucket of water and poured it on the thatch pile. The two of them worked together to pour over twenty buckets of water before putting out the fire.Second Aunt Li and Li Gouzi looked at each other with lingering fear, shook their numb arms, their faces were covered with sweat, the more Aunt Li sat on the ground, the more she thought about it, the more something was wrong, why did she suddenly catch fire!
"Tell me, let's put something that is easy to catch fire before going to bed." Li Ergou stuck out his tongue and panted, and when he heard what his wife said, he waved his hand without thinking: "How can we put something that is easy to catch fire?" Something, the weather must be too dry!"

Second Aunt Li pushed Li Ergou, with a face like you are a pig: "You have never moved your mind, and the weather is still very cold now, how can you catch fire because the weather is too dry!"

Second Aunt Li didn't say it was cold, but the two of them really didn't feel it. They had been busy just now, and they were sweating all over. When the cold wind blew, the two of them shivered immediately. Second Aunt Li touched the chicken skin on their arms. Liao took Li Ergou, who was limp into a ball, back to the house.

(End of this chapter)