Rebirth of the mad demon of the journey to the west

Chapter 6 The Entanglement with Li Li
When Sun Xiaoyi turned back to Dazhai, Xiao San'er also caught up with him from behind.

The little monkey's eyes were shining brightly, and he was very excited. He chased Sun Xiaoyi and shouted: "My lord, my lord, what's the matter with you?"

"Damn, stay away from me, you smell fishy."

"Ah? What's the smell? Why can't I smell it?" Xiao San'er looked puzzled, and kept smelling her body.

"Okay, don't smell it. I give you two tasks. First, call all the strong monkey soldiers. From today on, I will teach you free fighting and Sanda. Second, find out the wisdom of the monkeys. Come to see me early, the king will teach them how to use tools."

"Using tools? What tools?"

"All kinds of tools used by human beings. After learning to use tools, I will help the king build a bamboo and wooden boat."

"Bamboo boat? Your Majesty, you want to go to sea?"

"Yes, go to seek immortality and Taoism, and learn the method of longevity."

Upon hearing this, Xiao San'er blinked and said, "My lord, are you in such a hurry to go to sea?"

"Of course I'm in a hurry, and I'm really in a hurry. That's all right, let's go and gather people." After speaking, he waved his hand at Xiao San'er.

"Yes, my lord, I'll do it now, my little one."

Xiao San'er nodded abruptly, turned around and ran away.

This little monkey is good at a little bit, and he handles things quite quickly.

Sun Xiaoyi took a deep breath and was about to return to the throne on the mountain when he suddenly felt the need to urinate. He looked around and found no female monkey following him, so he quickly dodged into the woods.

He found an old tree at random, hid behind the tree, untied the leaf skirt, and urinated happily.

All day yesterday, there was always a female monkey staring at the guy under her crotch with a terrifying look, which made Sun Xiaoyi terrified.

Coupled with the series of things that happened, it led to the fact that I have been holding back my urine until now.

So this opening of the gate to release the water is like flood discharge.

Just as he was urinating heartily, a figure passed by the treetops behind him, flashed back and forth between the two trees twice, and jumped onto Sun Xiaoyi's back in an instant.

"Fuck, what is it?"

Sun Xiaoyi suddenly heard the wind blowing from the back of his head, and turned around suddenly, narrowly dodging the pounce, but his face was still scratched by the sharp claws, and a bloodstain was immediately drawn.

Taking a closer look, it turned out to be Mo Li, the little raccoon cat.

I've seen a ghost, is this little raccoon bewitched by an evil spirit, and sneaked up on me when I have nothing to do?
Now it even interrupted his hearty release of water.

Sun Xiaoyi had no choice but to hold back his urine again. The painful feeling is really not humane.

Being provoked by this little civet cat over and over again, I couldn't help but get angry, and growled at the little civet cat: "Fuck, you are tired of working, don't you believe it? I peeled your skin, chopped it up, skewered it with a bamboo stick, and grilled it ?”

"Dead monkey, come here if you have the ability." The little raccoon cat did not show any weakness, its pale pink eyes were full of anger.

"Your sister, I really treat you like a dish."

Murderous intent flashed in Sun Xiaoyi's heart, his right foot silently inserted into the rotten leaf soil, and then he lifted his foot abruptly.

Suddenly a large piece of soil and rotten leaves flew all over the sky.

The little civet cat was suddenly raised in the face by the dirt, and with the rotten leaves covering its sight, it let out an exclamation, and jumped in one direction without thinking.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Sun Xiaoyi took a sudden step across the civet cat's neck.

This time, the little civet cat turned pale with fright, its eyes were full of fear, it kept screaming desperately, its four paws scratched and struggled endlessly.

Sun Xiaoyi pinched her neck, not afraid that she would run away again. Her claws had been there for a long time, but she couldn't scratch herself. She felt relieved, and couldn't hold back the urge to urinate anymore, so she quickly continued to release water.

While turning on the water, he said gloomyly: "If you dare to scratch again, Grandpa Sun will bathe you with urine."

As soon as the words fell, the little civet cat stopped struggling immediately, and Sun Xiaoyi was surprised when he saw his pale pink eyes.

Strange, could this little raccoon still cry?

"Dead monkey, stinky monkey, kill me if you want to. Even a ghost will not let you go." The little civet cat didn't cry, but continued to stare at Sun Xiaoyi viciously, scolding non-stop.

"Hey, stop. Let me say it again, you are a civet cat, I am a monkey, I did not offend you, just give me a sneak attack if you have nothing to do. Are you full?"

"Bah, I'm not full."

"Ahem, it's terrible to be uneducated. It's almost impossible to communicate."

Sun Xiaoyi muttered a few words speechlessly. At this time, he finished urinating and was in a good mood. Instead, he felt that he was bored, so he got angry with this little civet cat again.

"Hey, kitten, I heard your name is Mo Li?" Sun Xiaoyi asked while shaking the guy.

"Disgusting. It's disgusting." Mo Li's crisp voice was full of disgust, and he turned his little head to one side.

"Oh, it's really eye-opening. Don't civet cats need to pee? This needs to be studied."

After finishing speaking, Sun Xiaoyi grabbed the civet cat tightly with both hands, and held it up in front of her, wanting to see what kind of structure was underneath her.

I never thought that just after lifting her up, the little civet cat struggled desperately like crazy, and screamed at the same time: "What are you doing, dead monkey, don't look around, let me go. Dead monkey, stinky monkey , I hate you, I bite you to death."

At the end of the call, he even burst into tears.

Sun Xiaoyi was stunned immediately, blinked, then put the civet cat down again, and looked into her eyes suspiciously, damn, tears really flowed out.

Her beautiful pink eyes shot out human emotions.

That kind of look is quite familiar, isn't it just shame and anger plus sadness and despair?

Be good to me, I almost forgot, this is a mythical world, this little civet cat has an early intelligence, and its voice is clear and tender, it is completely the voice of a little girl.

If you look down at her like this, can you be in a hurry?
Sun Xiaoyi looked at the crying little civet cat, suddenly burst into laughter, relaxed the strength in his hand, touched the fluff on her head with the other hand, and said with a smile: "It's interesting. Hey, Don't cry, haven't I seen it yet?"

"Get out, you devil. Dead monkey, why don't you die."

"Pfft, do you know such a curse word back and forth?"

"Dead monkey, stinky monkey."

"Hey, don't scold me, okay?"

"Dead monkey, smelly..."

"Fuck, if you scold me again, I really bathed you with piss."

"Hmph, who are you lying to, just finished peeing, how can you pee out?"

"Pfft, hahahahaha, I laughed so hard..."

Sun Xiaoyi was about to be teased to death by this cute little civet cat. He held his stomach and laughed for a long time, and then he couldn't laugh or cry and said, "My stomach hurts from laughing. Okay, little guy, let's have a truce, okay?"

"Hmph. Let go of me first."

"That can't be done. You agree to a truce first, and I will let you go naturally. By the way, I just remembered that you attacked me again and again, what kind of plane did you use? How did I offend you?" Sun Xiaoyi suddenly remembered this, and hurriedly asked One sentence.

The little raccoon stared at Sun Xiaoyi bitterly, and suddenly asked sharply, "Why did you kill Sister Liu?"

"Sister Liu? Who is Sister Liu?"

"You don't pretend to be garlic."

Sun Xiaoyi blinked, suddenly realized, and said, "You mean that big boa constrictor?"

"What big boa constrictor. She is Sister Liu and my friend."

"It's broken." Sun Xiaoyi wiped his face depressedly, and said helplessly: "Well, your sister Liu, I really killed you by mistake. Can I apologize to you?"

Then, in order to regain the Water Curtain Cave, he went to the woods to make weapons, accidentally encountered a python, and shot through the python's head with an arrow, and told Li Li in detail.

After finishing speaking, I felt a little inexplicable in my heart.

I actually apologized to a civet cat...

(End of this chapter)