The bought lady will farm

Chapter 80
After hearing what Erya said, Li Hongmei understood a little.

"Is that woman Zhaodi threatening you, if you don't borrow money, she will mess around with Dashan, and even disturb me and Dashan. At that time, our family will be turned upside down."

Er Ya nodded frequently, "She, really said that, sister-in-law, didn't you listen behind me!"

Li Hongmei waved her hand and gave this girl one, "You're just listening in the back. As long as you say a little bit, I can figure it out. Come on. You girl, you are a stupid person. People believe what they say, and it's you .Forget it, you will be able to grow your brains later. Sister-in-law, you and Brother Dashan are not so blind."

Although it's a bit hateful for this girl to be cheated by others, she is really thinking about her and Dashan.For this reason, Li Hongmei decided to let this stupid sister-in-law go.

A new house in a courtyard is to be built.

Liu Baocai and his wife have been working honestly since they built the house.

After all, Zhao Dashan revealed earlier that as long as the new house is built, the old house will belong to them at that time.Picking up a house for nothing is a good deal no matter how you think about it.

However, when the house was about to be completed, Liu Baocai was not happy.

Not for anything else, just looking at this spacious room, and the special bathroom designed by the brother and daughter-in-law, it is also comfortable to look at.

Well now, he can only watch, not stay.For a while, Liu Baocai secretly hated him.

"This hot water heater, just put it in this water tank. People can take a shower standing under it. You said that this thing must be manually boiled? Yes, although this thing can only be manually boiled water, but it feels comfortable to bathe with water like this.” At this time, Li Hongmei and Zhao Dashan were studying the bathroom that they had only successfully built at home with great interest, and Li Hongmei talked about these functions happily.This thing is the product of the cooperation of the couple.

The automatic water tank designed in this bathroom is actually a wooden box made by Zhao Dashan.

Add some wooden plugs, plus a large water tank to store water.This is a simple but extremely comfortable bathroom set.

Although it is simple, it is definitely more comfortable than boiling water and lifting it to the side to squat and wash.

"Daughter-in-law, why don't we try to put hot water in this water tank to take a bath tonight?"

Zhao Dashan was eager to try, a little moved.

"It's ok. Our sewers have also been completed, so we can take a bath now."

Li Hongmei also wanted to try, the two of them looked at each other with a smile, turned around, and started to work.

At night, Zhao Dashan started to boil water, and the family members took turns to take a bath.

"Brother, I'll come first, I'll come first, I want to be the first to come to our bathroom."

Xiao San'er, who never liked to take a bath, actually made a request at this moment.

Not to be outdone, Qian Xiaopang also raised his hand, "I'll come too, I'll be second. No matter who is number one, I'll be the second."

Well, there were already people occupying the first and second seats, so Li Hongmei said cheerfully, "Come on, let's do it this way, arrange the small ones for the big ones, and do the laundry. Dashan and I will boil the water for you."

It's a pity that solar energy and the like cannot be used in this era, otherwise, it can avoid burning hot water every day.

Fortunately, the weather is fine now, and it doesn't take long to boil the water.

After a while, Zhao Dashan brought a large bucket of hot water to the bathroom, and Xiao San'er had already taken off his clothes and stood underneath.

When Zhao Dashan turned around, the guy pulled out the plug on it.

The splashing water sounded, and the little guy cheered non-stop.

"Comfortable, it's so convenient, haha, as long as this hole is plugged, you can hit the barbarian. Tsk tsk, why is this thing so magical."

The guy who doesn't usually like to take a bath, took a bath for almost half an hour before coming out today.

As soon as Qian Xiaopang, who couldn't wait for a long time, rushed in, he also yelled.Keep calling out inside, comfortable, happy, cool...

Hearing these voices, Zhao Dashan felt a little itchy.

She took a look at Li Hongmei who was still inspecting the chili sauce, and came over to discuss with her, "Ma'am, I see a lot of people in this family. If they take turns taking a bath, it will definitely take a long time. Otherwise, let's go in together later, can you help me?" Let me rub, can I rub your back for you?"

Li Hongmei's hands froze, she raised her head, smiled at him, her bright eyes stared at him, "You mean, we're taking a mandarin duck bath?"

Zhao Dashan was stunned, he really didn't know there was such a saying as a mandarin duck bath.But mandarin ducks, it sounds very nice.

"Hey..." Zhao Dashan just smiled self-consciously when he had to pretend to be stupid.

But Li Hongmei hooked her fingers, "Husband, it would be nice if you help me carry the water and wash in a while."

"OK, no problem."

"Then, do you agree or disagree?" Is the mandarin duck bath going to work or not.Why did the little lady only look at herself with smiling eyes.

Li Hongmei hooked her little finger again, "It seems, it sounds good."

This is... agreed.

Zhao Dashan is excited.

She glanced shyly at the little lady's swollen breasts, "Lady, you can rub me with a knife for a while, hehe, I have rough skin and thick flesh, so you're welcome."

Li Hongmei nodded vigorously, "Okay, no problem."

Ah, the little lady really agreed.Woo, happiness comes so fast, suddenly I feel a little dizzy, what should I do.

Du Kangning, who came in smelling the pepper, frowned slightly when he heard what the two said, turned around, and followed out of the room.

It seems that that fool is easy to tease. Obviously, the village woman didn't agree to do anything with him.

However, when he thought of Zhao Dashan's honest and happy smile, Du Kangning couldn't help it.

How can a fool in the village laugh so happily.

"No, I have to fix him. Looking at this kid, I feel uncomfortable. With the way this kid cares about the village women, it's obvious that he likes his wife very much. Hehe, I don't know, I'm a little bad, how will this idiot react?"

Thinking about it this way, how could Du Kangning sit still.

Turn around and go outside.

"Honghong, I have a question, I just want to discuss it with you. Tell me, in this world, did the bird come first or the egg?"

Li Hongmei's casual smile froze for a moment.Isn't this problem the chicken or the egg that stumps many people in modern times?

Du Corning actually also proposed.

At that moment, she said without hesitation, "There are birds before eggs."

"But, how did this bird get here?"

Du Kang would rather not follow.

He and his classmates once argued about this question unintentionally, and there is no answer until now.

Li Hongmei showed a treacherous smile, raised her head, and looked at him gloomyly, "Because you are asking about bird eggs, bird eggs. Birds come first, of course there are birds first, and then eggs. This question is simple, right?" .”

Du Kangning was dumbfounded. "Is it okay?"

Li Hongmei nodded vigorously, "How about it, are you admirable?"

"Bird eggs, the birds come out first, why do I listen, this answer is so weird?" Du Kangning refused, because he stumped many people because of this question back then.

Why did this village woman give such an answer?For a moment, he felt heartbroken.He immediately forgot that the purpose of coming out to talk to Li Hongmei this time was to stimulate the idiot.

"Your questions are actually very simple. Let me ask you first, how did this person come out? How did the first person get here? Can you think of an answer?"

Du Kangning was completely dumbfounded.

He scratched his head, "How did the first man come here? I heard from the ancestors that he jumped out of a rock. Isn't it?"

"Pfft..." Li Hongmei was amused by this stupid answer. "Do you think this world is a mythical world, or a fantasy world? Can people jump out of stones? Let me ask you again, this, do orangutans look like humans? IQ, do you have it?"

"Orangutan?" Du Corning was asked.

"Oh, have you seen that monkey?" Li Hongmei quietly wiped her sweat. The knowledge of ancient people is indeed much worse than that of modern people.

Let's just talk about this animal. They have seen many species, but not too many.

"Oh, then I know that in some mountains, there are the most monkeys of this kind. Those guys grin their teeth when they see people, and they even want to grab people's things. You just need to clap your hands, and they will stop pestering you."

"Then do you think the monkey's IQ is considered acceptable among animals?" Li Hongmei asked again.

This time, Du Kangning nodded, "It seems so. According to my observation, monkeys are indeed quite intelligent animals."

"So here comes the important point. I want to say that this person is actually a human being who evolved from a monkey. Do you believe it or not?"

"Haha..." This time, Du Kangning couldn't stop laughing.

"How is it possible, you are a funny guy sent by a monkey. You can say something like this."

Li Hongmei was also stunned, damn it, this man accidentally said one of the most popular Internet words in modern times.Obviously, some words are still used in ancient and modern times.

"If you don't believe it, hehe, let me tell you, this matter is almost inseparable. If you don't believe it, you can observe some underground fossils and the like. Let some historians do a research to see if human beings started from Evolved from ancient apes. Anyway, I believe it."

Seeing her serious look, Du Kangning tilted his head and began to think.However, no matter how you think about it, it seems impossible.

"My lady, go take a shower quickly."

Just at this time, Zhao Dashan finally couldn't bear to speak.

This angry cry suddenly reminded Du Kangning.The reason he came to talk to Li Hongmei was to provoke this idiot.It seems that this idiot is also fooled without going to the room to do it.

Cough, look at the big black face with charizard-like eyes.Tsk tsk, life really shouldn't be too wonderful.

Thinking of this, Du Kangning rolled his eyes again, "Hong Hong, what kind of pants did you wear that day? Do you have any more? Give me another pair. I think it's very comfortable to wear."

Li Hongmei waved impatiently, "Don't worry about my mother going, she still has some left."

However, what she didn't see was that when Zhao Dashan heard this, his complexion turned pale all of a sudden.Looking at Du Kangning's eyes, he was almost eating people.

After Li Hongmei left, Zhao Dashan jumped in front of Du Kangning.

"You, stop!"

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(End of this chapter)