Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 523 Fubao Goes to School ([-]) Laughing

Lao Shi threw the shoes on his feet anxiously: "Oh, you bastard, why are you so honest? How can you say that you don't love labor? This is a problem with thinking, and you will be criticized !"

Fu Bao hurriedly helped Laoshi Masha's chest, and said in a milky voice, "Don't be angry. You will get wrinkles when you are angry."

Laoshi glanced at Fubao and said with emotion: "Fubao, grandma is lucky to have you as a good grandson, otherwise she would either be pissed to death by these little bastards or die of anxiety."

Shui Baoxue laughed and said, "Grandma, you not only have a good grandson like Fu Bao, but also a smart grandson like me."

Lao Shi glanced at him, eyes full of disgust: "Are you smart?"

"Of course!" Shui Baoxue patted her chest and said, "I can make good sentences. I'm not like the two of them. One is bragging and the other is false modesty. I just tell the truth!"

"Then what did you say?"

"I said, I have not only one butt, but two petals!"

Lao Shi: ...

Lao Shi immediately jumped up and hit him with a stick: "Are you smart? That's how you made me smart? Whose buttocks are not two-petals, if you want to tell me? What's wrong? Your butt is two-petals, you are very proud and proud Do you have to declare it to the whole world? I'll kill you, you bastard, why don't you study hard in class and talk about your own ass?"

Shui Baoxue was so frightened that she ran away from the door.

Laoshi picked up the stick and threw it at Shui Baoxue's back: "Stinky boy, if you dare not study hard, you will die outside and don't go home!"

After Laoshi returned home, he took a sip of tea and calmed down, Fu Bao said, "Grandma, grandma..."

"What's the matter, baby?"

"How do you make a sentence for grandma?"

Laoshi smiled proudly: "You still have to spend money to go to school, I don't even need to go to school, I can make sentences, listen, use 'not only...but...' to make sentences, right?"

"Correct!"

"The screws on the door of my house are not tight, and it needs to be tightened twice."

Fubao: ...

Shui Family Brothers: ...

The old man Shui happily praised: "Your grandma is really smart, this sentence is really down-to-earth. It shows the simple nature of our poor and lower-middle peasants."

Shui Fu happily said: "Then I will also build it. My house is not close to Chenjia Village, and there is a mountain to cross."

Brother Chen Pan hurriedly said: "I will, I will too. My home is not close to my mother's home, and I have to cross a mountain."

Shui Lu was not to be outdone: "It's really not difficult to make sentences. My house is not close to my sister-in-law's house, and there is a mountain to cross."

The old man Shui was about to make a sentence, when he heard Lao Shi say: "Okay, don't make it again, you will lose work if you do it again."

Shui Daya hugged Fubao and took the Four King Kong with her, and went to school again in a mighty way.

As soon as Qin Qing started class, he asked with a smile: "Students, do you still remember the task assigned to you by the teacher last night?"

"Remember!"

"Then who is going to say what the mission is?"

Shui Baoxue said loudly: "Let's think about why the rabbit ran faster than the tortoise, but lost to the tortoise in the end."

Qin Qing smiled and said, "Shui Baoxue answered right."

Shui Baoxue threw a smug look at Fu Bao.

Fu Bao pursed his lips and smiled.

Qin Qing asked again: "Has everyone figured it out?"

At this time, a child said: "Teacher, I know."

"Okay, tell me!"

"Because the hare knew that if he ran fast, he would be eaten first, so he let the tortoise go ahead."

The children all yelled, "That's right!"

Qin Qing: ...

"Okay, let's talk about this question in a while. Now let's introduce ourselves and talk about everyone's specialties, shall we?"

"Good!" Everyone said in unison.

Qin Qing smiled gratifiedly and said, "Alright then, Li Jingjing, tell me what are your specialties."

Shui Baoxue was startled, and looked at Li Jingjing in horror.

Oh my god, there is really someone named Jing Jing, will grandma misunderstand him?Then let him order a doll kiss?
He didn't want to marry a wife at all, what if he married a vicious woman like his mother?
Shui Baoxue was not feeling well all over, and her happy mood suddenly changed.

Li Jingjing stood up, swept all the students around, and then raised her head proudly: "Teacher, I have long hair!"

Qin Qing: ...

"Oh, sir, I also know what my specialty is. My nail specialty!"

"Teacher, and me, my legs are very long!"

"Teacher, my grandma's face is the same as a shoehorn, she's special!"

When everyone was speaking enthusiastically, a five-year-old boy stood up and shouted loudly: "Teacher, my little sparrow is good at it!"

The noisy students fell silent for a moment, and then burst into earth-shattering laughter.

Qin Qing: ...

Well, she shouldn't have asked.

Don't warm up, just go straight to class.

"Students, be quiet, today we will teach you a number, and this number is 1."

Qin Qing wrote a big word 1 on the blackboard, and then asked, "What do you think 1 looks like?"

Shui Baoxue took a sleepy look, and suddenly got a shock, he was familiar with this thing.

He yelled: "I know, this is like the stick my grandma beat me with!"

The children laughed again.

Qin Qing also suppressed a smile, how much this kid has resentment towards the stick.

"Shui Baoxue is right. It looks like a stick. What else is it like?"

Li Jingjing stood up again, and she said softly on purpose: "Mr. Qin, these are still like chopsticks for eating."

"Very well said, Fu Bao, what do you think?"

Fu Bao blinked, and said in a childish voice, "It's like this yam."

Qin Qing almost burst out laughing.

Fubao is really a snack foodie, he doesn't even forget to eat this.

Li Jingjing looked at Fubao with contempt, eating and eating, she got so fat from eating, she still wanted to eat.

She poked Old Baofen next to her: "Say one too."

Old Baofen frowned and said, "I can't think of it."

"Why are you so stupid? Isn't this like a shoulder pole? Look at Fubao who is younger than you and knows it."

Old Baofen quickly said: "That's right, Fubao is smarter than me."

Li Jingjing: ...

She stared at old Baofen with hatred, and ignored her.

At this time Qin Qing said: "Okay, then I will test everyone. What is 1+1?"

Qin Qing knew that Fubao would meet, so she asked, "Fubao, you answer."

"Teacher, one plus one equals two!"

"Very good, please sit down."

Qin Qing was about to end this question when she heard Shui Baoxue say: "Teacher, one plus one should equal eleven, because my grandma was holding two sticks and asked how many times I should hit, I answered two, I Grandma said, wrong! When two stand together, it is eleven!"

Everyone roared with laughter again.

Qin Qing: ...

The children were in school, and Director Wu rode his bicycle to Shui's house again.

This time he didn't come alone, he was followed by the secretary of the commune, Secretary Zhao.

"Old Wu, how many roads are left to get to Shui's house?"

Secretary Zhao was sweating all over his head from riding, and he was so tired that he was wheezing and panting.

It's not that he's physically weak, but that some bum who sprinkled nails on the road punctured his car tire.The bicycle with no air, still riding on the bumpy road, almost knocked him yellow.

(End of this chapter)