Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 1 Do you want to separate?

"Oh, why haven't you been born yet? I'm so anxious to death."

Laoshi kept spinning around the hall with his little feet, and the whole family was dizzy.

The old man Shui was squatting by the threshold and smoking a cigarette. With the frequency of Lao Shi's circling, the burning speed of the shredded tobacco fluctuated. It can be seen that the old man Shui's mood is also ups and downs.

Chen Pandi elbowed Shui Fu beside him, and his tone was full of sourness: "Master, do you think our father and mother are crazy? Isn't it just to have a baby? As for calling the whole family here Waiting? I think back when I gave birth to four grandchildren of your Shui family, your parents were nestled in the field and didn't even look at them."

The honest Shui Fu frowned and corrected: "You gave birth to three girls and one son, how did you give birth to four grandchildren for our parents?"

"You idiot, don't I just say it? Besides, I only have one son now, so can't I have three more sons?"

"Have three sons?" Shui Fu was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "No, our family is so poor, how can we afford to have three more sons?"

"you……"

Chen Pandi was so angry that he twisted Shui Fu's waist, and stepped on Shui Fu's foot in frustration.

The family has not yet been separated, and everything in the family is shared. The more children she has, the more she will take advantage of it. This account is not clear, she is really stupid.

Shui Fu gritted his teeth and cracked his mouth in pain, but he didn't dare to make the slightest sound, for fear of being heard by his own mother, and then his mother-in-law would be scolded by her mother again.

At this time, a painful scream came from the back room, which made Laoshi tremble with fright.

"What's the matter?" Lao Shi stamped her feet anxiously outside the house. Lao Shi believed in Buddhism. In order to make this birth go smoothly, she secretly went to burn incense and worship Buddha. , so Lao Shi only dared to worry outside but did not dare to enter the room.

"Mother... ah... mother..."

The third daughter-in-law Chu Yun's miserable screams came from inside the room, and the ghostly howls made everyone's hearts tremble.

The second son, Shui Lu, turned pale, sat down on the ground, and said to his old man Shui, "Father, why are you screaming so creepy? Could it be that he is about to die?"

"Bah!" Old Man Shui smashed his cigarette pole on Shui Lu's head fiercely, the hot shredded tobacco fell out and burned Shui Lu's hair, emitting a foul smell.

"Hey, Dad, if you don't like your son, just say, you can't hurt him like this."

Shui Lu screamed and jumped in pain, slapped his head, and managed to extinguish the fire in his hair. Looking at the two blisters on his hands, Shui Lu wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Look, I have such big blisters on my hands. I won't be able to go to work tomorrow to earn work points." Shui Lu took the opportunity to make a request.

Old Man Shui glanced indifferently, and said slowly: "It sounds as if you are going out to earn a job after you are doing well."

"Why don't I earn work points? I don't earn work points. What do I eat and drink?"

The old man Shui sneered: "You, a big man, don't earn as much work points as your thin-armed and thin-legged daughter-in-law. How dare you say that?"

"..." Shui Lu rolled his eyes and said with a sneer: "I don't have much work points, so I don't eat too much? Dad, you think the third sibling will die soon, right? Why are they called so miserable?"

The old man Shui stood up suddenly, picked up the pipe and wanted to knock again.

Shui Lu took a few steps back in fright: "Father, if I burn it again, I will lose my hair."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll beat you to death! You won't die if you kill the third family!" Old man Shui said fiercely with his eyes wide open.

"Yo, dad, are you really my real dad? Are you able to say that?" Shui Lu was sad, feeling a [-]-point critical blow.

"Cut." The old man Shui squatted down again, taking a leisurely puff of cigarette: "I'd rather raise a dog than raise you. People who are almost thirty still eat what I drink and want to raise you, but the old three are different." , the child of the third child is our family's lucky baby, in the future our Shui family will rely on her for the glory of our ancestors, do you think the child of the third family is more precious than yours?"

"Father, don't you have hypochondriacs? Why is the third brother's family born to be a lucky baby? You don't have a fever, do you?"

Shui Lu stretched out his hand with a playful smile and touched Old Shui's forehead. Old Shui's cigarette rod tilted, and Shui Lu withdrew his hand again in fright.

"Okay, you can say whatever you want, don't say it's a Fuwa, even if you say it's a Jinwa, I'll believe it every day." Shui Lu murmured embarrassingly.

The old man Shui didn't talk to him too much, he just smoked his cigarette complacently, acting like a mortal who doesn't know the thoughts of gods.

Shui Lu's cheeks hurt when he saw it, but he didn't dare to challenge his father's authority.

"what……"

At this time, Chu Yun's scream piercing the sky came again from the door, and everyone's hearts tightened.

"Mom, I want... I want... I want..."

Hearing the out of breath panting sound made people's hearts tense, fearing that this breath would not last.

"What do you want? What do you want!" Laoshi screamed and jumped in a hurry: "You should hurry up and say, what do you want! Whatever you want, I will get it for you!"

"I want... I want... Huhu..." Chu Yun roared through the sky: "I, want, eat, chicken..."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and didn't say a word for a while, oh my god, this is so gluttonous, you still want to eat when it hurts so much?
The old man smiled: "Okay, okay, eat chicken, eat chicken, eat chicken, eat chicken and milk, I will do it for you, you have a good baby, hear?"

"I know... I know..." Chu Yun's yelling just now had used up all of Chu Yun's strength, and she no longer had any strength at this moment, but she was not stupid, knowing that her request was too much, And weakly added: "Mother...after eating...after eating the chicken...I will give birth..."

"Okay, okay, raw after eating."

Lao Shi's benevolent and kind demeanor made all his sons and daughters-in-law think that Lao Shi was bewitched.Is this still the shrew old lady they beat all over the village?
Even the second daughter-in-law, who has always been cowardly and timid, looked at Laoshi blankly.

"What are you looking at?"

For this second daughter-in-law who is as timid as a mouse like a quail, Lao Shi has always had a bad face: "Didn't you hear that Chu Yun said that he wanted to eat chicken? Why don't you go to the third aunt's house and ask her if the chicken is still there?" If you are not here, just say that I agree, five bags of coarse grains for one chicken."

"Hey...I see."

Jiang Yu answered in a low voice and was about to go out.

Before walking a few steps, I heard Chen Pandi screaming: "What? Mother, what are you talking about? Five bags of food for a chicken, will we have a hard time in the future? Mother, you can't be so biased as to tickle your limbs." Go to the nest, I have a share of the food at home, I don't agree."

"Fart, I'm still the head of this family. Is it your turn to talk? Do you want to be the head of the house? Okay, let's separate."

(End of this chapter)