Strong wife likes farming

Chapter 419 The Intricate Relationship 3
"The two elders are close, and I am about the same age as her, so I have the idea of ​​marriage. Don't go, don't be angry, I swear to God, I don't have half-female love for Feng's sister, I have always They all treat her as a younger sister. In addition, her elder brother Yu Mou also takes care of me, so I care about her a little more. Believe me, I really only treat her as a younger sister, never Other ideas! After my parents knew what I wanted, they put the matter of marriage on hold, and I met you later, so I didn't mention it again."

Now Yun Shu finally understood why Liu Panyi had a preference for Feng Ruoshi, and why Feng Ruoshi became hostile when he saw her. It turned out that they were not only in love, but even talked about marriage.

Pursing the corners of her lips, Yun Shu said, "So, if we didn't know each other, would you marry her?"

Feng Yin shook his head: "No, even if you and I don't know each other, I have a brother-sister relationship with her, and there is no half-hearted relationship between a man and a woman. Moreover, such an assumption is not valid at all. Now that we are together, you are my only one. , how can I hang around other people again?"

"Is what you said true?"

Feng Yin raised his hand and swore: "It's absolutely true, if there is even half a lie, there will be thunder that day..."

"Who wants you to be struck by lightning?" Yun Shu quickly covered his mouth to prevent him from making such a poisonous oath.

Feng Yin grabbed her hand and kissed it: "You still love me and don't want me to say such things."

"Who says I can't bear you?" Yun Shu withdrew her hand, and said with a half-smile: "The low-probability event of thunder and lightning is really unreliable. There are so many men in the world who just swear Thunder strikes from the sky, God is not omnipotent, so who is he going to strike with so many men who break their promises? If you really lied to me, I’m afraid you’ll have to queue up until the year of the monkey, I, why don’t you do it yourself!”

Do it yourself?

Feng Yin suddenly felt a little uneasy.

Yun Shu smiled and said, "If you lied to me, you don't need to be struck by lightning, just go through my Yun's Eighteenth Torture once."

"Yun's Eighteenth Torture? Why haven't I heard you mention it before? What kind of torture is there? I don't know who is slightly better than my Feng Family Army's torture?"

Feng Yin heard her joke, hugged her into his arms, leaned close to her and smelled the fragrance of her hair, and immediately felt much better all over.

"Of course my Yun's [-]th torture is better!" Yun Shu said one by one, wrestling her fingers, "Yun's [-]th torture is not as bloody as those of your Feng Family Army, I just let you wait for death gently. For example, if the back is bare, use a sharp knife to cut eighteen horizontally and then eighteen vertically on the back."

Feng Yin hooked the corners of his lips, this is all physical pain, as long as there is no man who has practiced martial arts, he can't bear it.

"Do you think this is the end? It's not enough, it's only halfway through!" Yun Shu raised her eyebrows: "Next, mix the sauce with soy sauce, vinegar and salt, and pour it on the back. This torture is called cold pork skin. "

Uh!
Feng Yin wanted to laugh but couldn't. The cold pork skin sounded like a dish, but when you think about it carefully, it's really tormenting.

Cutting the skin with a sharp blade is really no easier than cutting with a large-bladed knife, and the thin and long incision is quite tortured.What's more, you still use salt to irrigate. Isn't this what everyone calls "sprinkling salt on the wound"?

Yun Shu said again: "I have other tortures, would you like to hear about them? Another is to tie people to a pillar, and put a barbecue rack behind him. The meat on his thigh was sliced ​​little by little, and then put it on the grill to roast. The sizzling sound and the aroma of the meat when it met the fire were indescribably attractive. Sprinkle some oil and salt on the meat, Feed it back to the person on the pillar, tsk tsk, this is called a kebab, how about it, isn’t it delicious?”

Cough!

Feng Yin swallowed, only to feel pain in his thigh, he asked: "Why do you roast with your back to the person on the pillar? Wouldn't it be more torture for him to watch his own meat being roasted? "

Yun Shu raised her eyebrows: "Are you sure it's more torture to watch your own meat being roasted? Isn't it more frightening to be unknown?"

Indeed, if I saw it, I might not be so scared, but if I didn’t see it, I would think wildly, and the more I thought about it, the more frightened I was, and the more I thought about it, the more terrifying I became.

Seeing that his face changed slightly, Yun Shu couldn't help but sniggered. In fact, she just didn't want him to know that the roasted meat had been changed long ago. to the point of falling.

This torture is just to defeat those evil people through psychological effects. If a person can even eat his own flesh, maybe it can't be solved by evil, and it will be more worry-free to cut him directly.

"There is another kind, called vinegar..."

Before Yun Shu could finish speaking, Feng Yin quickly covered her mouth, and said beggingly: "Enough is enough, don't talk anymore, how will you let me face kebabs and cold pork in the future? Skin! I was wrong, I was really wrong, girl, I want you to promise that you will never have half a relationship with any woman in the future, not even your parents! Don't be angry with me, okay? "

Feng Yin could see that Yun Shu was deliberately disgusting him.

"For the sake of your sincerity, I will spare you for the time being! However, if I find out that you are not clear with other women, it is not as simple as kebabs and cold pork skin. I will peel you off piece by piece, put them on the frying pan and fry them carefully!"

puff!
Feng Yin didn't know whether she should laugh or cry, and she was still frying it seriously, could this girl be any cuter?

Thinking of Mrs. Lei, Yun Shu talked about what they had just said about Yan Tie. For Yan Tie, Yun Shu always felt that things were not as simple as she imagined.

Feng Yin said: "It's really not that simple. Your Majesty is old, but he has never established a reserve. The Lei family has taken over and led the navy since the master. Many generals in the court were promoted from the navy. What does it mean to get the Lei family?" , you should be able to understand, right?"

Yun Shu understood, but she didn't expect that the position of heir to the Lei family would involve so much.

"Is it true that the members of the Lei family already have their own support? Then which prince do you think has a better chance of inheriting the throne? Is it the sixth son?"

Feng Yin has a close relationship with Ao Zi'an, so it's no wonder she thinks this way.

Feng Yin shook his head and said with a smile: "If Zi'an also has this idea, I will definitely support him, but he is not interested in the throne."

(End of this chapter)