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Chapter 196 Lesson to Zheng Caiwei 3
Before Zheng Caiwei's thought flashed across her mind, she heard the ghostly brother say again: "Don't worry, a good person like you will be treated as a guest when he arrives in the underworld, and those wicked people will not be so lucky. We will give You prepare the most delicious heart, liver and lungs, as well as eyeballs and ears, and deep-fry them, they are very fragrant!"

"No, no, I don't want it, I don't want it!" Zheng Caiwei's body shook like a sieve, with tears and snot streaming down her nose in handfuls.

Brother Haogui said again: "Oh, it seems that you don't like eating heart, liver, lungs, eyes and ears anymore. It's okay, we also have fried hands, fried feet, and fried mouth sticks! Everything you need!"

"Don't, don't! Please, don't take me away! Don't take me away! I don't want to go with you, I don't want to go with you!" Zheng Caiwei was about to collapse, she just came out today to meet that little bastard, why did she Encountered such a horrible thing.

Without knowing where the courage came from, Zheng Caiwei suddenly got up from the ground, trying to escape from the alley quickly.

However, before she could stand up completely, she felt a gust of wind blowing past her, and a dark and white shadow rushed towards her.

Zheng Caiwei was stunned for a moment, just in time to see the ghostly brother who suddenly floated in front of her.

This good ghost's long hair hangs loosely on the side of his face, his face is pale, his eyes are bulging, and he is staring straight at him.This is not the scariest thing, what's even scarier is that its long blood-red tongue sticks out, almost reaching the ground.

Zheng Caiwei forgot to scream, and stared blankly at the long blood-red tongue, imagining that the tongue would fly up and wrap itself around her neck in the next second, and then, force, force again.

"what!"

With a scream, Zheng Caiwei rolled her eyes and fell straight to the ground.A puddle of water suddenly flowed out from under her body, exuding a slight smell of embarrassment.

Fortunately, she passed out. If she was still awake, she would probably faint from the embarrassment of her current ugliness.

Brother Haogui raised his hand to part the long hair on his face. Before he could say anything, he heard hurried footsteps approaching behind him, and he subconsciously looked back.

"Miss, what's wrong with you? Why... Ah! Ghost!"

Hong Xiu, who had just run back out of breath, fainted gorgeously again.

"Oops, another one fainted!"

Yun Shu also ran over from the corner, kicked Zheng Caiwei who was already dizzy with her toes, and smiled triumphantly: "Hmph, you said I was possessed by a ghost, so I pretended to be a ghost to scare you! Look at you Do you dare to talk nonsense again!"

Meng Xiangdong peeled off the tongue attached to his lips. It was not a tongue at all, but a long strip made of several layers of paper glued together.

But Zheng Caiwei was preconceived, so naturally she didn't realize there was anything wrong with such a poorly crafted tongue.

"I didn't expect this servant girl to come back. Fortunately, I didn't pull out my tongue so early, otherwise I would have been in trouble."

What Meng Xiangdong said was right, Hong Xiu came here at the wrong time, if he pulled his tongue out in a hurry, Hong Xiu would probably be able to see that he was pretending to be a ghost.

"This little maid is definitely not a good person. She must be the one who met that bastard and then brought Xiang'e tea! Let's faint when we are scared, so that we won't be hit by her sudden return when we do something bad. "

While talking, Yun Shu took out the small bottle that he had prepared in advance from his arms.

Scaring Zheng Caiwei is only one of the purposes, and she wants to make her ashamed and throw her to her grandma's house!
After painting her face wantonly, Yun Shu stuffed the small bottle back into his arms, and said with a smile, "Okay! I've painted you so beautifully, which will definitely make you the most beautiful and famous woman in Lianghe County !Ha ha."

When he looked back, Meng Xiangdong had already taken off his white robe, combed his messy hair, and wiped off the white powder that Yun Shu had smeared all over his face.Looking at it this way, where is there any trace of pretending to be a ghost?
Yun Shu was so fascinated by this, she couldn't help complaining in her heart, a big man dressed himself up so neatly so quickly, how could a woman like her live?
"Why, is it because I'm such a good-looking ghost that you can't help but want to leave with me?" Meng Xiangdong looked at her amusedly, and joked a few words.

Yun Shu rolled her big eyes. She didn't look at him because he was good-looking, but she was simply surprised by how fast he cleaned himself up.Besides, no matter how good-looking he is, can he be as good-looking as Feng Yin?She still prefers a man like Feng Yin!
"Stop talking nonsense! Give her a hand and carry her to the street!"

With that said, Yun Shu went to grab Zheng Caiwei's arm first.Although Zheng Caiwei looks thin, she is actually quite heavy, and she didn't move it after grabbing it twice.

The corner of Meng Xiangdong's lips twitched, and he snorted: "You still want to use this kind of woman? I'll do it."

As he spoke, he grabbed Zheng Caiwei by one leg, dragged her to the entrance of the alley like a dead dog, and threw her out while no one was there.

Although Meng Xiangdong is a scholar, he is not weak, and it is more than enough to drag a woman.

Yun Shu looked at the piss on the ground, and sneered with disgust and contempt: "Zheng Caiwei, what happened to you today is all your own doing. I can bear it if I don't like it, but if you hurt me, don't blame me You're welcome."

After speaking, Yun Shu pulled out the gong that he had prepared in advance from behind his waist, and banged it.

On the quiet and deserted street, the sound of the gong was extremely loud, especially the few families who lived in the closest shouted almost the moment the gong sounded: "What's going on? What's going on? Is it water? gone?"

More and more lights came on, and more and more people shouted. Yun Shu and Meng Xiangdong exchanged glances, and quickly put away the gong and hid in the alley opposite.

There is still Hongxiu who is unconscious on the ground in the alley here, they can't stay here any longer and leave any excuses.

"What's going on? Who's house is flooded?"

"I don't know, why are you beating the gong? Who is beating the gong!"

The people all opened the door and came out, some were already asleep, some were just lying down, but at this time, almost half of the people on the street came out.

"Who is that on the ground?!" Someone suddenly exclaimed, and everyone hurriedly looked forward, and they saw someone lying on the ground.

This person was wearing a water-green long dress. Although her hair was messy, she had a gorgeous headdress. She was obviously not a girl from an ordinary family.

"Did you faint? Or sick, injured?"

"Could it be dead? Go and have a look!"

Everyone was discussing with each other, Yun Shu and Meng Xiangdong took advantage of the chaos and sneaked into the crowd from the dark, waiting to see the next good show.

(End of this chapter)