At the beginning, he touched the richest man in porcelain as his father

chapter 91
"That's not certain."

"We demons can't have evil thoughts towards human beings, that is to say, we can only be roasted by others, we can't roast others, otherwise those ghost guardians will come out to clean us up."

Xuan Yi reminded.

Although he has never seen such a patron saint, he has heard many legends about it.

It is said that there was a pig demon who didn't believe in evil and couldn't understand that human beings hurt its kind every day, so he killed a butcher, and it turned into a roast suckling pig the next day.

Humans are cruel.

Chop it, chop it, it's roasted until it's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, he couldn't help but go up and buy a catty and eat it home.

"unacceptable."

"Just let humans bully Yaoyao, and you can't let Yaoyao bully humans."

The little fox puffed up his cheeks angrily, like a little puffer fish.

"No."

"unacceptable."

Xuan Yi scolded together: "If I have a chance to meet that guardian, I must point at his nose and scold him. Why do you bully us monsters? Why are we not human?"

"When I meet him, I'll beat him up."

Hu Xiaoyao viciously took a bite of the crispy fried tempura, very angry.

Eh.

This thing is so fragrant and delicious.

Fox Xiaoyao gnawed and gnawed, and then stretched out his fleshy little hand to take it after eating.

"How's the stuff here?"

Zhuge Mincai asked.

Hu Xiaoyao: "It's delicious, by the way, Xiao Yuyu, can I take some back later? Especially this one, I want to bring it to my little uncle, he must like it."

An old father: Are you sure you only bring it to the little uncle?
"Of course you can."

"I'll let the manager pack it later."

Zhuge Mincai fully agreed, and Xuan Yi leaned over to tell her: "Da Yao, do you like your little uncle? Are you going to use him to practice your hand and talk about your childhood sweetheart love?"

Xuanzong: "I heard that childhood sweethearts of human beings are very romantic and kind, and it is easy to cultivate people's hearts."

Fox Little Demon: "Really?"

She really didn't think about it.

"Of course, didn't you hear it before you came here? The purer the love, the easier it is to cultivate people's hearts. How pure is it? It must be purer from the puppy puppy."

Xuan Yi fudged vigorously.

Hu Xiaoyao seemed to understand but half understood, and came to a torture that hit the soul: "Then have you tried it?"

"puff!"

Xuanzong, who was drinking tea, sprayed it directly.

"Are you disgusting?"

Nangong Li Wangchao disliked him, anyone who could spray water on his dining table would face being blocked.

"No."

"Yaoda's words are too exciting and too high-spirited."

Xuanzong said that he did not dare to try it. In human criminal law, this is the highest penalty for death.

What's more, there is a guardian watching.

In a matter of minutes, he can peel his skin and use it as a fur coat for human beings. The meat can be chopped up and sold as dog meat.

"You're cheating on me."

The little fox narrowed her beautiful eyes.

All the demons: Little fox, your skin is itchy.

"No no no."

"Young master, how dare I cheat you."

"We don't try because we don't have the conditions. You see, you have become such a cute little milk baby, you have such a good thigh, and you have abducted a ready-made milk dog. If I You must be a childhood sweetheart."

Xuan Yi was so frightened that his face turned pale.

Last time, the little Yaoer in the Pit Yaoda was so miserable. He was obviously a landlubber, but he was pushed into the water by the Yaoda, saying that drinking water is a necessary process for learning to swim.

Fortunately, the demon queen arrived in time.

Otherwise, Ducky Duck, who has cultivated for thousands of years to barely cultivate a human form, would be belching like this.

This is not over yet.

The demon is here, just let her be gentle.

At that time, the little duck was in a state of collapse. He was a landlubber, a landlubber, learning how to swim like a ghost.

Anyway, the protest is futile.

Yaoda Leng pressed the human duckling into the water again and again, and finally it was able to float, but no, drinking water until his stomach bulged, so he could naturally float.

"Then you can also become a cute little milk dog to hook up little girls now."

Fox Xiaoyao is not so easy to fool.

Xuan Yihan is about to come down, talking about childhood sweethearts, just that little wolf dog just now, isn't it sweet?

"Demon, this..."

Xuan Yi was tongue-tied, yes, why couldn't he turn into a three-year-old puppy to seduce a little girl?
"You're just kidding me."

Hu Xiaoyao picked up a piece of sashimi, smashed it into the mustard sauce, and put it on the small plate in front of Xuan Yi: "Try it, this one is very delicious."

"puff……"

Xuanzong almost didn't laugh out loud, but in the next second he immediately covered his mouth and forced himself to hold back.

Zhuge Mincai and Nangong Liwang were expressionless, but the corners of their lips twitched slightly revealed that they were holding back their laughter and being very sad.

"The demon is big."

Xuan Yi felt bitter.

He had eaten mustard before, and a little bit of it would choke him into a dog, not to mention so much.

"Then you will become a three-year-old puppy."

"I see, my little uncle has a girl at the same table, and he likes little milk dogs the most."

Fox Xiaoyao is super kind.

Since you snatched the little uncle from her, then give her back a handsome little milk dog.

"hey-hey……"

Xuanzong still didn't restrain himself from laughing out loud, he was obviously already laughing, but he still tried to hold back, his facial expression was super ferocious.

Xuan Yi squinted at him, with as much resentment in his eyes as he wanted, this kind of brother, seeing his younger brother being abused and laughing like a dog, it is really best to break up with him.

"Why don't you come and change, little lily?"

Hu Xiaoyao looked at Xuanzong who was smiling and looking uncomfortable.

"Ha ha……"

Xuan Yi laughed out loud and clapped his hands again and again: "Yes, yes, let him change."

"Young master, that's not enough. I've been super busy recently, and I have an operation tomorrow. He can save people and accumulate merits, so there must be no delay. It's not like him doing nothing to fool people every day. Let him go. He's the most suitable person to accompany you to class to fool the little girl." gone."

Xuanzong tried his best to find a reason.

Turning into a little milk dog to fool a little girl, I'm afraid it's not a crazy temptation on the verge of death.

"So you two cheated on me together."

Hu Xiaoyao picked up the sashimi and slammed it into the mustard sauce again, and then put it in Xuanzong's small plate.

"eat."

Fox Xiaoyao had a serious face.

Xuanzong and Xuan Yi looked at each other, and saw the misery of each other's sympathy.

"Dare to cheat the monster."

"I think you have been in the world for too long and your skin is itchy."

"eat fast!"

King Li of Nangong chimed in, if he didn't say anything, he couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Yes, eat quickly."

Zhuge Mincai followed suit, his eyes widened, and the corners of his lips curled up uncontrollably.

How to do.

I really want to laugh.

But you can't laugh, I'm afraid the end will be as miserable as the two of them.

huh huh...

Companion is like a tiger.

Xuan Yi picked up the chopsticks, picked up the mustard-filled sashimi, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed hard.

Eh!
It's still pretty witty.

Before Xuan Yi had time to be happy, the smell of mustard hit his forehead and sprayed out from his nose.

"Emma!"

He clenched his teeth tightly, his veins were full, the smell was too strong, his brain was going to explode, he almost couldn't catch his breath, and tears rushed out.

(End of this chapter)