There is a Wangfu wife at home

Chapter 142 Can't do nothing (Part [-])

"Wow, it moves so fast." Chun Ya stared at the reeds curiously, "Can it catch wild ducks?"

The little gray fur in the reeds squeaked and scolded, "Of course I can catch it. Damn it, the duck is so fat that it can't be dragged. Girl, help me, it can't be dragged. I'm exhausted!" -"

"Grit your teeth and drag it here, if you can't drag it, don't come back." Li Jiaoniang shouted towards the reeds.

Chun Ya blinked, "Hey, sister Jiao Niang, are you talking to that little thing? Can it understand?"

Little Gray Mao: "Of course I understand!" It grabbed the wild duck's neck and struggled to climb out of the reeds.

Because of the weight of the wild duck, Xiao Huimao couldn't step on the lotus leaf as lightly as before, so he could only swim from the water to the shore.

Its beautiful gray-brown fur was stained with muddy water, making it ugly and embarrassing.

"Yeah, it's so ugly." Chun Ya frowned in disgust.

The little gray hair exploded in an instant, "No matter how ugly I am, I am better looking than you!"

It threw away the wild duck, walked in front of Chunya angrily, twisted its buttocks, and shook its fur.

With this shaking, all the muddy water on her body was thrown onto Chun Ya's skirt.

Although it is an old skirt, it is always ugly.

Chun Ya cried angrily, "Bastard!"

"Hey -" Little Gray Mao was proud.

Li Jiaoniang stared at it speechlessly, "Don't bully people!"

"Hmph!" The little thing turned his head arrogantly.

Li Jiaoniang picked up the wild duck, weighed it in her hands, and said with a smile, "It's not light, it weighs three catties, and we're lucky again today."

The wild duck was not killed, and it was croaking.

Li Jiaoniang pulled out a water vine, wrapped the wild duck's feet, and hung them on the donkey's back.

"Thanks to having you today, otherwise, how would I go home?" Li Jiaoniang patted the back of the donkey, "Go home and feed you some sorghum rice."

ah oh - ah oh -

The donkey seemed to understand Li Jiaoniang's words, so he barked proudly.

"Stupid donkey!" Little Gray Mao snorted.

"Let's go, go home, I'm so hungry, let's start eating." Li Jiaoniang rubbed her stomach, and sat on the donkey's back with little gray hair, "No matter how stupid it is, it will carry you kindly Go home, don't bully the weak."

Little Gray Mao said, "There are also duck eggs."

Li Jiaoniang narrowed her eyes, "What duck eggs?"

"There are a lot of them." Little Gray Mao pointed to the reeds where the wild ducks were caught, and said again.

Li Jiaoniang looked excited, "Duck eggs? Go get them again."

The little gray hair frowned again, "I won't go."

Li Jiaoniang picked it up and threw it into the reeds, "Hey, I'll give you the duck's neck too."

After a while, Little Gray Mao jumped out of the reeds holding two duck eggs.

Li Jiaoniang was happy, "I want it all, go and get it!"

Little Huimao had to go to get it again, and each time he took out two wild duck eggs, so he ran a dozen times.

Chun Ya happily counted, "Two, four, six..., 26, Miss Jiao Niang."

Li Jiaoniang opened an empty jar for pickles, and put wild duck eggs into it one by one.

She smiled and said, "I'm going to make salted duck eggs, save them and eat them slowly."

Chunya saw her mother pickling duck eggs, and said, "Sister Jiao Niang, you need to find some more loess. Mix the wet loess with salt, put it on the surface of the duck eggs, put it in a jar, and take it out after a while. , it’s salted eggs.”

Li Jiaoniang shook her head, "No, I have another method." The grandmother in her previous life was a master at salted eggs, and she even sold them in the morning market.

"What way?"

"Isn't this?" Li Jiaoniang patted a few bags of plant ash, "Plant ash."

Chun Ya blinked, "That's okay too? We use loess here."

"Of course, let's go home and eat." Li Jiaoniang smiled.

She patted the donkey's back, pulled the donkey, and walked home.

Chun Ya excitedly followed behind her, Sister Jiao Niang really knows a lot, she must learn more from Sister Jiao Niang.

……

Li Jiaoniang and Chunya returned home.

Zhong's breakfast had already been prepared, and when they heard them talking at the front yard door, he and Luo Cheng walked out immediately.

"Breakfast is ready, let's go eat... ah, what are these?" Mrs. Zhong looked at the donkey's back in surprise.

"Today's harvest is not small." Li Jiaoniang patted the back of the donkey and said proudly, "Three bags of fertilizer, these are the bowls I bought, I also bought two jars for pickling pickles, and a wild duck caught on the road. There are about twenty wild duck eggs in this jar, and they were also picked."

"You are really capable." Zhong admired, and asked again, "Where did you get this wild duck? And this wild duck egg? I'll try my luck too."

Li Jiaoniang smiled, "It's just north of the village, in the shallow pond at the foot of the barren hill."

"So it's there, I know, I know, when I'm not busy, I'll go around." Zhong said with a smile.

"Wild ducks like to hide in the water. There are not only snakes in the water, but also leeches. That thing got on their legs, and it sucks blood. Don't go there anymore." Luo Cheng worriedly reminded Li Jiaoniang.

Li Jiaoniang smiled and said, "I didn't go into the water, look, my feet are dry, and my clothes are also dry, it's the water from this little thing."

She pointed to the little gray hair on the donkey's back.

"Not bad, I'll praise you later." Luo Cheng stroked Xiao Huimao's fur.

"Hmph, I hate the father's hand." Little Gray Mao hummed, avoided Luo Cheng's hand, and jumped elsewhere.

Luo Cheng couldn't understand its squeaks, so he was busy with other things. He untied three bags of plant ash from the donkey's back and carried them into the yard.

Zhong called Chun Ya, and untied those bowls and two jars together.

Seeing the excitement in the front yard, Chun Bao also ran to watch, "Sister Jiao Niang is finally back, I can eat now!"

Li Jiaoniang patted his head and said with a smile, "You didn't have breakfast? Wait for me?"

Not bad, little boy.

"Brother Luo Cheng said, you are not allowed to eat until you come home." Chun Bao pouted aggrievedly.

Li Jiaoniang is funny, this Luo Cheng always has her in his heart.

Everyone helped together, and Li Jiaoniang didn't need to move the things on the donkey's back.

She washed her hands in the backyard and was about to drink herbal tea when Luo Fucai came again.

"Come here, eldest nephew, guess what time it is?" Luo Fucai held the bamboo tube, shaking it wildly.

Li Jiaoniang narrowed her eyes, "There are a few stones in there, no point."

You can't stop talking every day, you have to hang on to this gambler's taste.

Luo Fucai looked at her in surprise, opened the lid of the bamboo tube, and handed it to Li Jiaoniang, "You are amazing, it is indeed stones, three."

"The sound of a stone is different from that of a dice, Sixth Uncle." Li Jiaoniang shook her head and walked into the kitchen.

"Master, master!" Luo Fucai shook his folding fan, "No no no no, God of Gamblers, God of Gamblers!"

Li Jiaoniang went into the kitchen to serve the dishes, and Luo Sun quickly ran into the main room, sat down at the table, and waited for the meal.

When Li Jiaoniang didn't come back, Luo Cheng said that no one would eat, and almost starved her mother-in-law to death.

The meal is still laid out in the main room.

Breakfast is porridge with wild vegetables and steamed corn bread with sorghum noodles.

Whether it is delicious or not, you have to eat it.

Luo Sun complained softly as usual, but stared at the backyard, where there was the sound of wild ducks.

Luo Fucai laughed, as happy as eating meat.

Li Jiaoniang asked about Luo Cheng's field, and she was in a good mood when she learned that the whole field had been plowed.

But hearing Luo Sun's muttering, she immediately frowned.

Why do you complain about food every day?
You are tired of eating, you can go to a restaurant.

An idea flashed in her mind, and she said to Luo Fucai, "Uncle Six, there is something that I would like to ask you to help."

Luo Fucai immediately laughed and said, "Ah, the eldest niece and daughter-in-law don't hesitate to say, if the sixth uncle can do it, I will definitely help."

"There's no food at home, Uncle Six can help you figure out a solution?"

Luo Fucai was taken aback, but he had already agreed just now, and he couldn't change his words, so he could only say, "That's, that's, hahahaha."

"There is a shallow pond in the back mountain of Jinshan Village, where wild wild bamboo shoots and wild lotus roots grow. Why don't Uncle Six pick some to add to the family's dining table? Maybe, you can even pick up wild duck eggs."

Just now, Mrs. Luo Sun had heard everyone saying that Li Jiaoniang had picked up about twenty wild duck eggs, and she was really envious in her heart.

At this moment, when Li Jiaoniang reminded her, her heart was ready to move, so she said to Luo Fucai, "I'll go too."

If Li Jiaoniang picked up all the duck eggs, what would she eat?
Luo Fucai, "..." Did his old lady come here to make right with him?

He doesn't want to go, okay, what are you blindly promising, old lady?

One was worried that Li Jiaoniang would not teach him to recognize dice, and the other was worried that the old lady would cry, quarrel and hang himself, so Luo Fucai had no choice but to nod, "Sure, it's my job to add some food for the family, hahahaha."

"Okay, wait and eat the dishes that Uncle Liu has bought in the afternoon." Li Jiaoniang said with a smile.

She picked up a wild duck, and Luosun's family, except for the honest Zhong, stared at it.

Which is enough to eat?

Luo Fucai had to do his best.

(End of this chapter)