Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 84
But I'm not going to give up tracking, the more I can't relax at this time, the other party will run away without a trace if I don't pay attention.So I speeded up to catch up.

But what gave me a headache was that after tracking for a long time, I couldn't track down the evil spirit.

When I was about to stop, my body slammed into a solid object, with a strong rebound, I bounced back and squatted on the ground.

At the same time, the other party also yelled and cursed for a while: "You are paralyzed, you don't wear glasses when you walk, you knocked out the fat man's prostate."

I wipe, why such a coincidence?Isn't this the voice of a fat man?

I scolded: "Fatty dog, you are not afraid of running into ghosts when you walk at night in the middle of the night."

As soon as he heard my voice, the fat man was immediately delighted: "Hehe, Lao Liu, it's your son of a bitch, and I'm going to find you."

I said, "I don't have time right now, I'm hunting ghosts."

The fat man turned on the flashlight with a snap, and said to me, "What are you hunting for ghosts? You must have ghosts in your heart. Tell me, are you planning to find pretty girls in the middle of the night?"

Still looking for pretty girls?I wipe, I'm looking for a dead child with purple wrinkles all over his body.I couldn't laugh or cry: "Fatty, you take this amulet, I'm really catching ghosts right now, you should leave here quickly, it's best to find a place where there are many bright people."

I suddenly thought of the paper spirits again, and hurriedly explained: "If you see a large group of aunts dancing in the square, you must also avoid them."

The fat man couldn't laugh or cry; "What are you talking about, boy, go, have a drink with the two of us, and I'm here to find you."

I was instantly puzzled: "What do you mean, boy?"

"what do you mean?"

"Aren't you alone?"

"Hey, I'm stupid, where is Sun Dehou? That grandson was still here just now, Sun Dehou, Dehou?" The fat man yelled a few words.

"Here it is." Sun Dehou's voice came from the corner, and the fat man took a photo immediately, and sure enough, he found that Sun Dehou was standing in the corner, staring blankly at the ground.

Not right.

Seeing Sun Dehou's virtue, I immediately judged that something was wrong. This kid looked as if he had lost his soul, which is obviously abnormal.Could it be... a ghost?
I wipe it, it must be that the ghost baby has gone to Sun Dehou's body.I scolded, and just about to clean up the other party, the fat man has already walked up to the other party, and grabbed Sun Dehou's hand: "Dorm manager, you are also a leader after all, you have to keep your word, you said treat us to a barbecue of."

"Okay." Sun Dehou said quietly, and then quickly opened his mouth wide, making a wild beast-like sound.

The fat man trembled in fright at the sound, then quickly turned his head to look at Sun Dehou, his whole body trembled in fright, and then squatted down on the ground.

Damn it, this ghost baby is really going to scare the fat man to death, that Sun Dehou opened his bloody mouth and bit the fat man's neck.The mouth stretched the face to a weird degree, and then the eyeballs rolled up, and a large amount of black sticky substance flowed out of the throat, which looked disgusting and disgusting, just like the old sow at home had diarrhea, And all these things fell on the fat man.

The fat man screamed as if he had been electrocuted, and kicked Sun Dehou hard, using both hands and feet, struggling constantly.But Sun Dehou was completely transformed into a wild beast at this moment, his arms were dancing vigorously, trying to grab the fat man's feet.

The fat man kept backing away in fright, while Sun Dehou kept moving forward.

Fatty was no match for Ghost Baby at all, so he was easily grabbed by his heels in the end.

I cursed to stop, and at the same time prepared to attack.But it was too late at all, and sooner or later, Sun Dehou's mouth groaned, biting half of the fat man's foot.

The fat man fainted from fright and stopped struggling.

Damn, you are so paralyzed that you dare to hurt my friend, let's see if I don't kill you asshole.I didn't care about the danger at that time, and I just danced wildly while holding the money sword. I didn't expect this to really play a big role, and Sun Dehou was forced into a corner by me.

It was time for Laozi's Qiankun Bottle to work. I quickly took out the Qiankun Bottle, pointed it at Sun Dehou's forehead, and then opened the Qiankun Eight Diagrams plug on the bottle mouth.

I didn't expect this Qiankun bottle to be really powerful. I just took out this Qiankun bottle modified from a wine bottle. Perhaps because I felt the powerful spirit of justice on the Qiankun bottle, Sun Dehou was so frightened that he trembled all over.

I sneered, and quickly stretched the Qiankun bottle forward, a strong suction was released from the Qiankun bottle instantly, and I clearly saw a shadow floating slowly on Sun Dehou's face, the shadow had been torn and distorted Transformed, but he still tried hard to retract his body.

Hmph, how can this mouth-to-mouth duck fly?I cursed, and then slapped Xuying's body hard with the money sword. The ghost instantly lost its resistance, and was easily sucked in by the Qiankun bottle.

Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that your sister's work was finally done.

Sun Dehou fell to his knees, he was too weak, the ghost baby just now almost sucked his yang energy dry.

While wiping the bean-sized beads of sweat on his forehead, he asked, "Your sister, what happened just now, why did I faint."

I smiled and said it's okay, the two of you hit the street just now, and the fat man fainted from the fall, so hurry up and hug the fat man.

Sun Dehou nodded, then picked up the fat man, and said wonderingly as he walked: "Paralyzed, what's going on, how did I find out that I lost my memory? Fuck, I knew that losing love is so hurt, I didn't fall in love at the beginning." gone."

As I walked back, I asked wonderingly: "What's the matter, old grandson, are you broken in love?"

Sun Dehou sighed: "Hey, liar, all women are liars, a bunch of bastards."

Let me go, seeing that Sun Dehou is so resentful, it seems that he is really broken in love: "It's okay old Sun, there are many women in the world, why hang on a big tree like Sister Mei?"

Sun Dehou said: "Yes, I also understand this truth. Since Chen Meijuan won't let her hang on her branch, let's find another branch. But I just can't swallow this breath. You say that Chen Meijuan is so heartless , What a white-eyed wolf, how ungrateful? What is it called Chen Meijuan? Just call it Chen Shimei, it’s over, shit, disgusting, the female version of Chen Shimei, shameless, bah.”

I wondered and said: "I don't think that's the case, right? If we can't invite someone, we can be friends. After all, we are classmates. And we will go to No. [-] Middle School together in the future. Maybe we will be together in university. What about you?"

"What are you talking about?" Sun Dehou burst into tears directly: "I know that my level is good. In order to be able to go to No. [-] Middle School with Chen Meijuan, I deliberately left out several questions. The scores are almost the same, we will enroll in the No. [-] middle school together, and we will be together for a long time in the future..."

"But guess what? That guy Chen Meijuan is not real, the test scores were directly accepted by the No. [-] middle school. I don't even have enough marks for the No. [-] middle school. I still need to pay thousands of dollars more."

"Your sister, do you think I can't be aggrieved? If I do all those questions, I might be able to get into the first middle school. I'll wipe it. I'm so disgusted that I will soon die."

I was dumbfounded for a moment. In my opinion, this Sun Dehou has always been a relatively modest existence, and he has always claimed that his grades are so-so.

I never thought that this kid's self-confidence has swelled to such a degree, and he deliberately left out a few questions and didn't do it... Damn, even if this guy solves all the questions, it is considered very good to be able to pass the second middle school. Not bad... I really don't know what to say about Sun Dehou.

I think that Sun Dehou and Lu Yixing are the same person, and they both lack brains.It's not that Chen Meijuan dumped Sun Dehou, it's simply that Sun Dehou committed suicide!
After arriving at the guard room, Sun Dehou put the fat man on the ground, and Lu Yixing also cleaned up the other ghost baby.

After Lu Yixing found me, they nodded to each other, expressing that the ghost baby had been cleaned up.This kind of thing can't be told to others casually, as the saying goes, the secrets of the heavens should not be leaked, and if there are too many secrets leaked, it will shorten the life of one's life.

After entering the guard room, I used the "Tao Te Ching" to cover the mouth of the wine bottle.It is said that this "Tao Te Ching" can suppress a goblin who has practiced for thousands of years, and it should be no problem to suppress this little ghost baby.

"Come on, let me introduce you. This is my classmate Fatty. This is our dormitory elder Sun Dehou. Fatty. Old Sun. This is my friend I just met, Lu Zi and Zhang Dashuai."

At this moment, Marshal Zhang hasn't recovered yet, he is trembling badly, his face is sluggish, he looks like an idiot, if Lu Yixing hadn't supported him, he would probably have hit the street right now.

"I've been looking forward to it for a long time." Lu Yixing immediately shook hands with Sun Dehou with a smile on his face, and found that the fat man was in a coma, so he couldn't help asking curiously: "What's wrong with the fat man?"

(End of this chapter)