Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 82 Hundred Ghosts Night Walk
Dashuai Zhang thought for a long time, and finally asked tentatively: "Brother Liu, are you sure it's really that simple?"

I smiled and said, "When have I lied to you?"

Dashuai Zhang was obviously moved by my honesty, so he nodded his head: "Well, then, let's do it."

After recruiting Marshal Zhang into the group, my chances of winning have increased a bit. It may be just a psychological effect. Anyway, I don't rule out this possibility.

I just think that everyone gathers firewood to make flames high, and the legs of ants are also meat... Well, my real idea is to use this handsome man as bait to help us distract those evil babies.

Apparently the handsome guy didn't know that I used him as bait, and asked him tremblingly where he was standing with the vial.

I thought about it, and then said to Dashuai Zhang: "What we need to do now is to lure the evil baby out first."

Dashuai Zhang nodded: "This is simple, I think if I run around the training ground, that thing will come out."

Lu Yixing and I hit it off immediately: "Good idea, let's do it like this!"

The handsome Zhang was so frightened that he wanted to cry: "Don't tell me, Master Xingxing, Brother Liu, I farted just now as a joke, don't take it seriously."

I also think that the chance of attracting the evil baby is not very high. After all, the evil baby was beaten up by us yesterday, so we must be more cautious.

At the crucial moment, Lu Yixing didn't do anything wrong, and said, "Let me see, children like to play the most. As long as we play some interesting games, those evil babies will come out if they find it interesting."

Dashuai Zhang and I nodded repeatedly: "Okay, that's a good idea."

"It's just, what game should we play to lure them out?" In my childhood, almost all the games I played were hide-and-seek.But if you're playing hide and seek, it's a little too dangerous.

Because this game requires everyone to disperse, once they are separated, it will be considered that the other party has been captured, and you don't know about it.

This stupid idea was quickly rejected by me.

Then I suddenly remembered that Lu Yixing and I had been exposed, they must have known our identity as Mr. Yin Yang, and they didn’t dare to mess with us, so if the two of us also appeared, it would be an interesting game, Neither party will appear.

I expressed my worries, saying that it might take Dashuai Zhang to play games alone to attract Shaying out...

Hearing what I said, Lu Yixing was also startled for a moment, obviously thinking that what I said was correct, Lu Yixing simply said dumbfounded: "Yes, what you said is reasonable, or I think it's like this Come on, Zhang Dashuai, go to the center of the training ground to masturbate alone. If those evil babies come out, you tell them that you are grinding soybean milk and let them play with you. When they are distracted, Liu Zi and I Let's attack quickly and take the evil baby away, do you think this plan will work?"

In fact, when Dashuai Zhang heard me tell him to go out alone just now, he already knew that he was the bait, and he said to me with a serious expression: "Brother Liu, Master Xingxing, I thought about it just now, I think I don't want to see my grandma anymore, let him enjoy the old man quietly below."

With that said, the kid was about to run away.

But how can we just give up on a bait that we found so easily? Lu Yixing and I caught Dashuai Zhang from left to right: "Dashuai Zhang, why are you so irresponsible! If you don’t help us catch the evil baby, then once the evil baby matures, it will threaten the property and life safety of the people, and you are a sinner in society.”

"Since he is a sinner, then this filthy soul can go to hell! Lu Zi, I will leave this kid to you, hook out the soul and send him to hell." I said.

Lu Yixing readily agreed.

I saw Zhang Dashuai's questioning face, and said with a sneer expression: "Why, you don't believe it? Let me tell you, this kid's old uncle is a civil servant down here. He catches a sinful little soul and burns it casually." Two pieces of paper money can be spent, believe it or not."

Lu Yixing was also very cooperative, clasped his hands together, and chanted like a monk: "Old uncle's upper body, old uncle's upper body."

Seeing that Lu Yixing really started to summon the old uncle, the careless Dashuai Zhang was so scared that he peed his pants.It is estimated that seeing Shaying yesterday has completely changed his outlook on life and the world.

"Master Xingxing, stop reading, I will help you, can't I help you?"

Seeing that Marshal Zhang finally decided to help, Lu Yixing and I were also relieved: "Well, don't worry, we guarantee your safety."

Lu Yixing added: "It's safer than using two Durex!"

At that time, I didn't know what Durex was, so I couldn't help asking curiously: "Lu Yixing, what is Durex?"

"It's a life protection shield." Lu Yixing said without hesitation: "As long as you wear this Durex, you can kill tens of thousands of lives. The lives that die in the hands of this Durex every year can be surrounded by a circle of the earth." lock up."

At that time, I only thought that Lu Yixing was bragging, and didn't take it seriously.

It wasn't until I finally understood what Durex was that I realized that Lu Yixing hadn't lied, and what he said was true.

We really didn’t have the integrity to let Lu Yixing go to the center of the training ground to masturbate, so after much deliberation, we decided to let Lu Yixing bring his mobile phone to the center of the training ground to play Plants vs. Zombies.

Since it's a ghost, you should be interested in zombies, right?
This guy is not going to do it anymore, think about it, in that dark environment, you watch the zombies on the screen of your phone become more active one by one, even accompanied by the howling of ghosts and wolves, who the hell can bear it.

Dashuai Zhang's suggestion is, how about playing ninja cutting fruit?
Lu Yixing said quietly: "If you don't worry about the other party cutting your head off as a fruit, then you can play as much as you want."

One sentence made Zhang Dashuai give up this idea, and finally played Plants vs. Zombies obediently.

Zhang Dashuai's mobile phone is a red rice mobile phone, and the game is very smooth.It's just that Zhang Dashuai said that if his mobile phone plays games continuously, it can only last for an hour at most, so if Shaying doesn't come out within an hour, there is really no way.

Lu Yixing also complained, what kind of broken mobile phone, why is it so backward, why does it not even have the function of solar charging.

I thought to myself, even if there is solar energy, where can I charge it at night?
Without further ado, we let Marshal Zhang go to the center of the training ground and sat in the place where the ghost baby appeared last night, and then Lu Yixing and I wiped some ashes on our bodies and hid.

This pot bottom ash is something I secretly obtained when I came from home. It is said that this pot bottom ash can minimize the yang energy in our body, so that it is not easy for little ghosts to find our existence.

After Lu Yixing and I hid well, we stared at Marshal Zhang without blinking, so as not to cause any accident to Marshal Zhang.

At the beginning, the handsome hand was still a little trembling.After all, it's pitch black all around, and you can't see anything except the phone screen. At this moment, the handsome face is green, which is quite scary.

I think if it were me, I would probably be afraid too, because you don’t know when, behind you, a child will suddenly appear, watching you play games without blinking, and even the child’s face is right next to you There was a piercing look on his neck.

However, Zhang Dashuai's performance was completely beyond my expectation. As this guy gradually immersed himself in it, he was completely immersed in the mobile game. I even wondered if he had forgotten his real purpose.

On the contrary, Lu Yixing and I started to worry about Dashuai Zhang, your sister, this kid doesn't have any sense of crisis.If a child wants to goug your eyes, you're still playing games...

What should we do? Lu Yixing and I wanted to remind him, but we couldn't think of a way.

We couldn't see our fingers, and we couldn't see anything except Dashuai Zhang's face illuminated by the light of the mobile phone in the distance.

This scene is really scary enough.

I feel like my little heart is jumping, and I always feel that there will be a ghost baby jumping out fiercely at this time.But after waiting for a long time, there was no ghost baby.

This made me feel quite disappointed. I wondered if the ghost baby was afraid of us, so it hid?If that's the case, the situation is really a bit tricky.

If you can't attract it today, it will be even more difficult to attract it in the future.

Just when Lu Yixing and I were in despair, the commander-in-chief suddenly jumped up excitedly: "Oh my God, it's great, it's great, I broke the fucking record."

And seeing the other party jumping up suddenly, Lu Yixing and I's hearts skipped a beat.Because we discovered that at some point, there were four or five children lying on Zhang Dashuai's back, and all of them were holding his neck with their hands!

(End of this chapter)