Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 70
"Have you noticed? This training ground seems to be a Feng Shui bureau."

"Feng Shui Bureau, what Feng Shui Bureau?" I looked at Lu Yixing with a puzzled expression.

"You don't know the Fengshui bureau, don't you Louguandao teach you Fengshui?" Lu Yixing was quite surprised.

I thought about it carefully, and there is indeed an introduction to the Feng Shui Bureau in the "Lou Guan Dao Fa", but it is only a brief introduction, and there is no detailed deployment method, so I can't remember clearly.

"Well, I only know the surface of Fengshui Bureau, why, this training ground is also a Fengshui Bureau?" I looked at Lu Yixing and said seriously.

Lu Yixing nodded: "That's right, this should be the jade belt around the waist in the Fengshui bureau to collect money."

"What kind of wealth collection bureau around the waist?" I looked at the training ground carefully, and except for ordinary water, big trees and weeds, I didn't see anything abnormal.

Could it be that Lu Yixing made a mistake?

Lu Yixing said: "The so-called jade belt around the waist is a well-known bureau in Fengshui. The so-called "jade belt around the waist" means that the river or road surrounds the house or building in a circular, semicircular or arc shape. building."

"Feng Shui is also called "belt water" or "shun bow water". Because it is like the belt of an ancient high-ranking official, it is surrounded by houses and mansions, so the residents are rich if they are not expensive. Many masters have successful careers, prosperous wealth, and make money. It's easier, and you can accumulate wealth."

"Obviously, the people who built this Feng Shui bureau wanted to build such a jade belt around the waist to collect money. Look, there is a river outside the wall, and it is a circular river, which just surrounds the vegetable market. It is a top-notch jade belt around the waist to collect money."

"However, this jade belt around the waist to collect money was not successful." Lu Yixing said with a frown.

"Then tell me, what is the unsuccessful method?" I looked at the other party wonderingly.

"The original jade belt around the waist to collect money is to gather all the feng shui wealth, and let the dirty air flow out along the trees and rivers. This is the successful jade belt around the waist to collect money."

"But now, the jade belt around the waist to collect money is surrounded by four walls. That is to say, the jade belt around the waist to collect money can only collect money, but cannot expel the filthy atmosphere in it. This As a result, the jade belt around the waist is full of evil spirits and corpses. If there are corpses and other filth hidden in it, then it will be a big trouble, and maybe it will really breed vicious ghosts and the like! "

Lu Yixing had a serious face and said solemnly.

I was also a little frightened, and said in a trembling voice: "Then, according to what you mean, the ghost baby that appeared on my back yesterday may also be caused by this Feng Shui bureau?"

This is a master of feng shui. I, an outsider yin and yang who doesn't understand feng shui, can only ask Lu Yixing for advice.

Lu Yixing thought for a while, and finally hesitated: "I'm not sure, but basically it should be related to this."

Just when I was about to have an in-depth chat with Lu Yixing, the female coach shouted over there: "Liu Baisui, are you still going to make it, or if you don't make it, I'll let the next person go. "

I hurriedly said to Lu Yixing: "I'll discuss this issue with you after I finish class. I have to learn how to drive right now."

Lu Yixing nodded.

However, when I was learning how to drive, I felt a little absent-minded. I was always thinking about the Feng Shui bureau. How could this money-making bureau become a corpse-raising bureau?Is this contrived or unintentional?
If this was an unintentional act, it's okay to say that Lu Yixing and I just need to disperse the evil spirit and corpse. just disappeared.

But if someone did it on purpose, it would be a big trouble!
This means that the other party is an evil element, and the second means that the other party is a guy with some skills.

People who do this kind of feng shui bureau are generally people.We can deal with ghosts, but if we deal with people, it's enough. Lu Yixing and I are thinner than the other. Since the other party is so cruel, he must be an adult. It is fierce and evil.

Can the two of us beat each other?I was not at ease in my heart, and jumped.

"Hey, hello, classmate, stop the car." Just when I was thinking about it, the female coach suddenly barked like a mad dog. I hurriedly opened my eyes and found that the coach was banging on the window hard. , knocking on the window with a crackling sound.

I just realized I was driving, but what is the coach doing knocking on the window?
"Ditch, ditch, ditch!" the coach shouted hastily.

"GO GO GO? What are you doing? This is a duet song with me? Isn't this the theme song of the Olympic Games? It's Oreoleore."

"Brake, brake!" The coach yelled loudly outside like a woman with dystocia. When I heard it, I quickly glanced through the rearview mirror. Your sister, why is there a big hole behind me? Ah, this big hole can sink the tires.

I hurriedly stepped on the brakes, and the car stopped with a creak, your sister, it scared me.

The coach was also furious, and cursed: "What are you thinking in the car? If you are still practicing like this, are you practicing or practicing a car accident? If you really fall, you will die!" It's okay, don't delay my car."

Your sister, money lover, I cursed in my heart, and got out of the car with a gloomy expression.

"Liu Baisui, did you do it on purpose just now, you are awesome." I walked to a shady place to sit, at this moment Yue Yaowei looked at me wonderingly and asked with a smile.

"Hey, I was so engrossed in thinking about things just now." I shrugged helplessly.

"Oh, what are you thinking so engrossed in?" Yue Yaowei asked curiously.

"It's nothing." I smiled and said, "I said I was thinking about the Feng Shui Bureau, do you believe it?"

Unexpectedly, Yue Yaowei's face darkened in an instant, feeling a little uncomfortable.I felt uneasy for a while, your sister, I won't accidentally talk about Yue Yaowei's pain again.

I hurriedly said: "Yue Yaowei, I'm just joking with you, how do I understand this Feng Shui bureau?"

Yue Yaowei glanced at me, then let out a sigh of disappointment, got up and left.

I'm a little hysterical, damn it, I must have said the wrong thing again, why do I always say the wrong thing, god damn it, are you kidding me?

However, I was really puzzled. I said her name was masculine, and I told her why she was angry because of the car accident, but when I said Feng Shui Bureau, it hurt her heart again?
What does the Feng Shui bureau have to do with her? She's such a weird girl.

I glanced at Yue Yaowei again, and found that Yue Yaowei was hiding under a big tree in the distance and making a phone call. I glanced at the mobile phone in her hand, it was the latest version of Apple mobile phone.

Hey, she is really a little rich girl, she drives a luxury car and uses an Apple, buddy, when will I be able to live the life of such a rich man?For a while, my buddies were filled with endless longing.

When it was almost noon, we were finally about to leave school.I took a long breath, thinking I was finally liberated, this morning my whole body was oily from the sun.

But just as we were about to leave school, suddenly a luxury car rushed into the driving school. This car was also a black luxury sedan, and it looked better than Yue Yaowei's car.

I looked at the four circles on the back of the car, and felt strange in my heart. Is this a new car produced by Chery QQ Company?Why are there four connected Qs in the back?

I later found out that this is an Audi, worth close to a million.

The arrival of this luxury car immediately attracted the attention of almost everyone, even Lu Yixing stared at the four circled Peugeot behind his butt, dumbfounded: "This is the real QQ sports car!"

I remember that car also had an awesome drift, showing his superb driving skills, which made us novice drivers dumbfounded.

The car door opened, and a handsome "little boy" in a white suit got out of the car, looked at the dicks on our side with a contemptuous look, and then walked straight to Yue Yaowei.

After Yue Yaowei found this little boy in a white suit, he became a little panicked, the bright smile on his face disappeared, and he started walking towards me.

I glanced at Yue Yaowei, and found that there seemed to be a begging element in Yue Yaowei's eyes, as if he wanted to ask me for help.

I thought to myself, what the hell is going on?

Forget it, let's adapt to the situation later, the soldiers come to cover the water and the earth, can I, a living person, be suffocated to death by urine?
What I didn't expect was that as soon as Yue Yaowei came up, he hugged my arm directly, just like hugging a lover, warm and sweet.

I was stunned at the time, and I threw everything out of my mind, and my mind was empty. I didn't have the slightest idea. I just stood there stupidly. .

The man in white was stunned when he saw the sweet action of the two of us, and then a violent look appeared on his face, and he started a little violently, walked up to me, gritted his teeth and said, "Who is this person?"

Yue Yaowei looked at me with a sweet smile, and said, "It's my boyfriend."

"Your boyfriend? Are you kidding me? You also like this third-level disability?" The man in white gritted his teeth and said every word.

I wiped it, and I was wondering, why am I disabled at the third level?If you say that I am disabled at the third degree in private, buddy, I don’t care about you, but if you say that I am disabled in front of my face, I will quit.

I looked at the other party with a cold smile and asked, "Dude, who did you say was disabled at the third level?"

(End of this chapter)