Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 58

I said to Lu Yixing: "Lu Yixing, do you know that I may know your junior sister or senior sister."

"I still have senior sister and senior sister?" Lu Yixing was stunned for a moment, and looked at me excitedly: "It's great, it's amazing, does this mean that I don't have to worry about marrying a wife in the future?" gone?"

I glared at Lu Yixing; "I warn you, your senior sister or senior sister is my wife, you can't move, do you understand? As the saying goes, a friend's wife can't be bullied."

Lu Yixing's eyes widened: "What the hell? My senior sister and senior sister are your daughter-in-law? Then what does that Wenwen have to do with you?"

"I... I'm her brother." I was quick to get my wits about me, and hurriedly talked about an unlikely relationship.

"That's fine." Lu Yixing said: "Then I'll go after Wenwen, the long Wenwen is also pretty good-looking, it's my thing."

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, brother, you are the only one who wants to chase after Wenwen, but Wenwen's father beat you to death without a hoe.

I didn't say anything, anyway, I knew it was impossible for him and Wenwen, why should I be that bad guy.Then he said: "By the way, your senior sister or senior sister was abducted by the old fairy you said. If you find them, you must say hello to me, understand?"

"Okay." Lu Yixing readily agreed, "I don't even know if I can find him now."

I asked why, didn't he tell you to go west?Then you can't go wrong.

Lu Yixing sighed: "Hey, do you know where I come from?"

I hurriedly asked, "Yeah, I forgot to ask where your home is."

"I'm from Henan."

"What the hell, from Henan?" I really want to spray this guy with a stinky face, Henan is on the west side of Shandong, that is to say, this guy is walking all the way east.

I looked at him dumbfounded: "You are from Henan, why are you heading towards Shandong, you are heading east."

"I don't know either." Lu Yixing said, "At first I thought it was going west, but who knew that I would end up in Shandong. I fucking thought I didn't know enough about geography, and thought Shandong was in the west. It's Henan."

I can't laugh or cry, I think I still expect this idiot to find Che Yanyan, what an extravagant hope!
In addition, let him cooperate with me to slay demons and demons, forget it, I am really worried that the ghost has not been caught, and this fool will kill himself first...

I said it's ok buddy, you should hurry back to where you live, I have to go back to sleep quickly, we will meet again at this place tomorrow and catch that big mouse together.

Lu Yixing hurriedly said: "Where do I have a place to sleep? I usually find a garbage collection station at night and live in the garbage collection station. I can find some styrofoam for a night. By the way, you have Is it a garbage collection station?"

I was speechless for a while, this buddy is too capable of survival.

I said: "Forget it, I invite you to go online, and don't sleep in foam today."

Lu Yixing became nervous in an instant: "Go online... surf the Internet, I... I don't know how to surf the Internet, should I clean up first? Is it okay to go online like this? What if the police arrest us?"

I looked at him inexplicably: "Lu Yixing, have you surfed the Internet before?"

"No." Lu Yixing said, "But I've seen other people go up there, and the little girl up there keeps yelling "Flax" and "Flax" and she sings very nicely."

I'm going, is that singing?

"It's okay. You don't need to clean up. Just go like this. I'll find you a safer place. Even if the police come, they won't be able to catch us."

Only then did Lu Yixing feel relieved: "Well, with your words, I feel relieved. I will leave it to you for the first time."

I felt like throwing up, it was fucking disgusting.

Lu Yixing and I came to the Internet cafe in the town. After opening two computers next to each other, we opened Mr. Lin Zhengying’s zombie movie for Lu Yixing. Unexpectedly, Lu Yixing was particularly interested in this stuff. When people and zombies came and went, this guy imitated Lin Zhengying's gestures and gesticulations, and screamed indiscriminately, so that the network administrator came to warn Lu Yixing several times.

Lu Yixing was confident: "I have paid, why don't you let me call?"

Hey, this bumpkin.

In the middle, Lu Yixing even teased me several times, asking if I could take him to worship Lin Zhengying as his teacher.

I said Lin Zhengying died of liver cancer.

Afterwards, Lu Yixing became silent, which aroused my curiosity. I asked him why he was silent, and he said, Liu Zi, why we have spent most of our life subjugating demons in our profession, how many things we have done, and how many people we have saved. , but always good people do not live long?So I was silent too.

As soon as it was dawn, I went home to sleep, and Lu Yixing also said that he would take a rest, so I gave him some money and asked him to open a hotel to sleep and then have a meal.Lu Yixing gratefully grabbed my hand and said that I was closer than his parents.

Dear uncle, that's my pocket money for half a month!
I slept until the sun set, opened my eyes and watched the sun set in the west in a daze. I was shocked, thinking that the sun came out in the west.When I looked at my watch, it was six o'clock in the afternoon, and I realized that it was evening.

After I got up, I stretched myself and ran out without even eating.

I ran to Wenwen's house in one breath, and just happened to meet Wenwen walking outside. After seeing me, I greeted me warmly: "Brother Liu, you are here."

"Yes." I smiled and said to Wen Wen: "Let's go, let's go find Lu Yixing."

Wen Wen followed behind me, and asked with some anxiety: "Brother Liu, do you think this Lu Yixing is reliable? I think he is a bit of a dick."

I thought to myself that when you haven't seen him really two, he's really two, and even you don't believe it.

I smiled: "It's okay, let's do two, as long as you have the ability."

Anyway, I don't know what's going on, I just think this Lu Yixing is really capable, otherwise he wouldn't have fallen to this point.

It seems that everyone with a little bit of ability is now down, and if you are not down, you would be ashamed to tell people that you are a Mr. Yin and Yang.

Originally, we were planning to go to the place we had agreed with Lu Yixing to find him, but unexpectedly, we found him on the way. This guy was walking this way with a biscuit in his hand and a bottle of mineral water.

After seeing Wenwen and me, he immediately greeted us enthusiastically, and greeted us with a smile: "Where are you going?"

As he spoke, he took a bite of the biscuits.

I smiled and said that we are looking for you, are you ready for tonight?
Lu Yixing said that the first step is being prepared.

I asked curiously, "What's your first step?"

"Fill your stomach first, or fight with ghosts."

Wenwen was happy with a snort.

However, this buddy is second and second, and what he said is reasonable, so we went to a Mala Tang in the town and had a full meal.

Because we are going to do things for Wenwen, Wenwen invited us this time.

After eating, it was already dark, and we hurriedly started to prepare. I prepared raw lard and peanuts, and I also caught the only cat that didn't run away yesterday.

Yesterday's talismans were all splashed with chicken blood and became invalid, so I drew some more.

But Lu Yixing didn't prepare anything, except for hanging a bunch of garlic around his neck.

I know that garlic has the effect of warding off evil spirits, but using only a bunch of garlic to protect yourself is a bit too mentally retarded, right?
I looked at Lu Yixing dumbfounded and asked, "Liuzi, you can use this thing to deal with that big mouse."

Lu Zi said: "Where is it, this thing is used to wipe the eyes."

"Wipe your eyes? What are you doing with your eyes?"

"This is not ordinary garlic. This is the garlic I smoked with cow's tears these days. When I rub it on my eyes, I can see things that are invisible to the naked eye."

I nodded repeatedly, thinking that this buddy is unambiguous in this kind of matter.

But I suddenly remembered that he seems to have yin and yang eyes. Since he has yin and yang eyes, why prepare for this thing?
I hurriedly asked out my doubts.

Lu Yixing said: "My yin and yang eyes can only see things that are pure ghosts, things like this kind of big rats that have been cultivated to be fine, half ghosts, half fine things, sometimes I see them in a daze, but I can use this thing to touch my eyelids, You can see it right away.

I said oh, feeling that his yin and yang eyes are still short-sighted.

The preparations were almost done, so I asked Wenwen to rearrange the peanuts and lard according to yesterday's instructions, and then I set up a magic circle on the spot, and Lu Yixing waited patiently for the old lady's arrival.

I feel that the old lady will definitely come, because now the soul of the old lady is not in the body at all, and the body is completely controlled by the big rat. The greedy desire of the big rat will never change. When they see peanuts, they will definitely chase after them. .

Lu Yixing and I touched our eyes with garlic early on, waiting patiently for the arrival of the big rat.However, the big mouse hadn't come yet on the way, but instead, a white shadow was seen floating over in the distance.

When Lu Yixing saw the white shadow, he immediately trembled with fright, then pushed me to the ground, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and pretend to be asleep, Master Bai is here to seduce you!"

(End of this chapter)