Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 53

I said dumbfoundedly: "For your battle, you should choose another location, this place is reserved by us."

"Purchase, what kind of place?" The guy was stunned for a while: "Is there anyone else in charge here? Hey, forget it, I'd better tell you the truth. Tonight, I'm going to talk to a ghost from this village. Do a big job, when the time comes, you will delay my practice here, and I am doing this for your own good."

I was stunned for a moment, and looked at him inexplicably: "You want to have a big fight with a ghost, what the hell?"

Reminiscing that this buddy brought a cat just now, I subconsciously thought that this buddy also seemed to want to deal with that big mouse.

"You don't believe me when I say it, but I said it's a mouse that has been cultivated to become a spirit, do you believe it?" said the guy.

Hey, his uncle, there are so many wonders in the world, I didn't expect to meet a fellow Taoist here.It's just obvious that the buddy opposite me has no brains, so I haven't seen that we are colleagues until now.

"I'll go, we're traveling together." I said, "I'm also here to catch that big mouse, haha."

The guy obviously didn't believe it, and looked at me inexplicably: "Are you kidding me?"

I was immediately amused: "I am teasing you, I want to tease you, what are you doing with a cat in the middle of the night?"

"That's right." The buddy knocked his head in a daze: "By the way, what did you splash on me just now? Why is it so smelly?"

I hurriedly said: "It's nothing, it's the special Laojun Shenshui that my master gave me, it's very effective. So I brought a little."

"Oh, it's a good thing it's not a boy's urine." The buddy with a cute head let out a long sigh of relief: "I tasted it just now, and it tastes like a fucking boy's urine."

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead: "How can it be, boy urine is out of date. By the way, what did you splash on me just now?"

"It's rooster blood." The buddy said: "This thing is also quite effective for this big mouse, but it's a pity... hey, by the way, you seemed to be dangling with something in your hand just now, I don't know What is it?"

"Oh, it's some talismans." I smiled and said, "It's just that they are all stained with rooster blood now, and they lose their effect."

"It's really unlucky." The buddy said; "My name is Lu Yixing, since everyone is like-minded, let's make friends in the future!"

"Liu Baisui." I smiled and stretched out my hand, and said, "I'll call you Lu Zi from now on, ha ha."

"Then I'll call you Liu Zi from now on."

Tumor?Okay, the tumor is just a tumor, it's just a nickname anyway, buddy is not such a feudal and superstitious person.

"By the way, have you two eaten yet? I haven't eaten yet. This is the first time we've met. Let me treat you to dinner." Lu Yixing said.

"Okay." I smiled and said, "Let's go, I just haven't had enough for dinner."

Then Lu Yixing froze in place, looking at me inexplicably.

I smiled and asked: "Dude, what's wrong with you, someone cooked it for you?"

"You're not playing cards according to common sense." Lu Yixing said dumbfounded.

I was very puzzled: "Why didn't I play cards according to common sense? Lu Zi, tell me."

"It stands to reason that you should let me, but how can you let me spend money. To tell you the truth, I don't have a dime on me. Originally, I wanted to give you a meal." Lu Yixing looked ashamed lowered his head.

I'm dizzy, is this dude really stupid or fake? I think he is really hungry, so he immediately said: "Okay, let me treat you to dinner, let's go..."

Anyway, all the anti-monster objects on my body are gone now, so I can't deal with that mouse today, let's talk about it tomorrow.

On the way, I asked Lu Yixing, what are you doing picking up our discarded peanuts?That's what we use to attract the big rats.

Lu Yixing said: "I also think the same as you. I want to use peanuts to attract that big mouse, but I don't have a dime on me, so I just think about how to get some peanuts."

"Just when I couldn't think of a way to do it, I saw a lost peanut on the ground, so I picked one up, and then I picked up more and more, and slowly I picked it up to you." Lu Yixing Said.

Hey, after spending so much effort, instead of hanging a big mouse, a big idiot was brought in instead, but that's not bad, at least I have an extra helper, maybe I can be of great help in the future Woolen cloth.

I thought it was getting late, and it would be inconvenient for a girl like Wenwen to follow us, so Lu Yixing and I sent Wenwen home.

Wenwen was also a little tired, so she didn't want to mess with us, and went home obediently, just in time to monitor her grandma, and if she found anything wrong with her grandma, she could contact us at any time.

Then, Lu Yixing and I came to the ramen restaurant we visited during the day.The boss looked very kind when he saw me. I think this may be the reason why I have a big appetite and let him do more business, right?
I first asked the boss to serve two bowls of ramen, and then I asked Lu Yixing about his background, where he was from, why he was here, and where he was going.

Lu Yixing who asked me a series of questions actually burst into tears, like a little girl, and I was so scared that I hurriedly comforted Lu Yixing: "It's okay buddy, what's the big deal, what's the matter?" I'll take care of things for you, there really is no obstacle in the world, no matter what we say, it's... Mr. Yin Yang."

I said the following four words in a low voice.

Lu Yixing wiped his nose and cried even harder: "Hey, I can't explain it in words. Why is my life so hard? I don't have the face to say it. If I talk too much, I will cry."

I was even more puzzled: "If you have anything to say, just tell me, buddy, I'll make the decision for you."

Lu Yixing sighed, then lowered his voice and said, "Let me tell you the truth, I am not only a Mr. Yin Yang, but also a Yin Yang person."

what the hell.

I was so startled that I almost jumped out of my chair, what are you kidding?This buddy in front of the relationship is still a monster who is neither male nor female, a hermaphrodite?Such people are rare.

When browsing the Internet before, I also saw some reports about intersex people. I thought I would never deal with such people in my life. After all, such people are so rare that there are not many people in the world. .

But I didn't expect my buddy to meet a hermaphrodite today, and he's a bit short-sighted, which made me a little unbelievable.To be honest, if this kid is a man, he can barely see that face, but if this face is a woman, I'll give it a go, this is the rhythm that scares people to death.

I looked at Lu Yixing dumbfounded: "Are you kidding me?"

"No, no, what I said is true. This is what my master told me." Lu Yixing whispered.

At this moment, the boss came to deliver noodles, Lu Yixing hurriedly closed his mouth and stopped talking.

"Eat slowly, this small dish is free." The boss said.

I know the boss's intentions, this side dish is appetizing, if you eat too much it will improve your appetite, so why don't you eat a few more bowls.

I'm not rich now, and I can't afford to eat a few bowls of noodles for a meal, so I said to the boss: "Boss, here are three steamed buns."

Can't afford noodles, can't you afford steamed buns?
The boss's face drooped in an instant, and he glanced at Xiaocai'er with a look of regret.

I was happy in my heart, haha, bastard, you also want to earn my money, just dream.

I asked the boss to serve two more bottles of beer. Lu Yixing must have been starving, so he ate the noodles while holding the beer bottle, and started to gobble it up.

Seeing Lu Yixing reincarnated like a starved ghost, I said dumbfounded: "It's okay buddy, eat slowly, come on, have a sip of beer, don't choke."

Lu Yixing gulped down half a bottle of beer, then continued to gobble it up.I was also starving, seeing how Lu Yixing was eating, I couldn't help it, picked up the noodles and started to gobble them up.

Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that the boss was looking at us, and that look clearly meant that like attracts like.

Soon, we ate up all the steamed buns and noodles, and there was still a lot of side dishes left, so Lu Yixing and I started eating slowly with beer.

After Lu Yixing and I drank four or five bottles of beer, Lu Yixing finally began to belch, saying that he was full, and rushing to pay the bill with me.I knew that the grandson was just "playing the cards according to common sense", so I ignored it and paid the bill directly.

As for how I knew that Lu Yixing was "playing cards according to common sense", it was very simple. The grandson kept saying that I would pay the bill, but his hand was still lazily motionless, and his eyes were still open. Staring at my wallet.

When I came across this superb product, I can only say that I am convinced.

After that, Lu Yixing and I found a corner where no one was around, and listened to Lu Yixing talk about the sad past.

(End of this chapter)