Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 51
I said Wenwen, what do you like to eat, let me treat you today.

Wen Wen kept being polite to me, saying how could I treat him, she was the one who troubled me, so she should be the one to treat me.

I smiled and said yes, let me pay for your treat.

We came to a Lanzhou beef ramen restaurant and ordered two beef ramen.The beef ramen is served in large portions, Wen Wen looked a little frightened: "Why is it such a large portion, I can't eat it, Brother Liu, let me order it for you."

I smiled and waved my hands: "Forget it, you can eat quickly, I will eat the rest. You cried so sad just now, you must be starving."

Wen Wen blushed a little, and looked at me a little embarrassed.

After realizing that I was also looking at her, she hurriedly avoided her eyes, and her face became even more rosy: "Then... Brother Liu, hurry up and eat, it will be cold later."

I smiled and said hello, and then started to eat in a heartless manner.

Of course I know why Wen Wen's face turned red just now, obviously I think I don't dislike eating her leftover noodles, which is a bit ambiguous.

But in my opinion, if a girl as beautiful as Wenwen eats the leftover noodles, what's so unclean?Sometimes I'm so hungry that I even eat the fat man's leftovers with relish.

I devoured a big bowl of Lanzhou ramen, and I still didn't feel full. After all, I didn't eat breakfast.

And at this moment, Wen Wen was looking at me with surprised eyes, and when he found that I had finished eating, he said in a surprised tone: "Brother Liu, you... the way you eat... so ugly."

"It's so ugly..." The muscles on my face twitched involuntarily: "Well, Wenwen, how many beautiful ones are there when you eat?"

Then I glanced at Wenwen's bowl again, and found that she hadn't moved the chopsticks a few times, so I said, "Wenwen, why don't you eat, eat quickly."

Wenwen sighed: "Brother Liu, I know it looks a little fake to you, but I'm really full."

"Are you full?" I was stunned for a moment: "I haven't moved a few chopsticks yet."

"But, I'm really full." Wen Wen said: "At school, I couldn't even eat a single steamed bun. Brother Liu, when it comes to eating, the two of us have completely different understandings, so don't worry. Worried that I'm not full."

I had no choice but to smile bitterly, thinking that you are treating me like a fool, and your understanding of eating is not on the same level.

"Brother Liu, hurry up and eat, you can work when you are full." Wenwen pushed her bowl of noodles to me.

"Are you really full?" I asked.

Wenwen nodded: "Well, I'm full, I'm really full, and you and I are welcome."

"Then... alright." I hesitated for a moment, Dang even nodded, and then started to gobble it up again.

A few minutes later, a bowl of noodles was cooked by me again, I wiped my mouth, looked at Wen Wen and said, "Let's go."

Wenwen looked at me with some unsatisfactory expression: "Brother Liu, I see that you have such a good appetite, and I am a little hungry again."

I'm dizzy!
"How about I ask you another bowl?" I said to Wenwen.

Wenwen shook his head: "I really can't eat a bowl."

"It's okay. If you can't eat it, I'll help you eat it. It can't be wasted." I said with a smile.

Wenwen nodded: "Okay then, boss, here's a small bowl."

Soon, the boss served another bowl, and then Wenwen moved a few more chopsticks, and I ate the rest.

After eating this bowl, I was finally full, stretched my waist, paid the boss, and left with Wenwen.

After walking a long way, Wenwen finally plucked up the courage to say to me: "Brother Liu, I have a little opinion for you, which is good for you, do you want to listen to it?"

I smiled and said, "Okay, comments are welcome."

"When you go out to eat with girls in the future, don't eat with such an open appetite, or you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life..." Wen Wen said in a somewhat mocking tone.

"Ah, are you laughing at my idiot?" I looked at him dumbfounded.

Wenwen nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, you finally have the consciousness of being a fool."

"Okay, stinky girl, dare to laugh at your brother, let me see how I deal with you." I started to chase Wenwen, but Wenwen dodged with a giggle: "Come on, catch the gangsters, catch the gangsters!" !"

Let me go, this little girl's film is too inappropriate, don't you know that it is so easy to provoke and act bravely?
Sure enough, Wenwen didn't have much time to run away, when he saw a brave man rushing over, panting and asking: "Little girl, who is going to attack you?"

"It's okay, I'm just messing around with my brother." Wen Wen said to the man with a smile.

"Oh." The man said with some disappointment: "It turned out to be a joke." After finishing speaking, he ran away with a disappointed face.

Wenwen and I looked at the desolate back with a smile, feeling helpless in our hearts, I thought this guy must have masturbated too much, he must have accidentally knocked off a certain tendon in his head.

Such an obvious joke can't be seen, but he still wants to come up to help the hero and save the beauty?

Unexpectedly, something even more bizarre happened. The boy took two steps, then suddenly turned around and looked at Wen Wen, and said, "Little girl, why don't you let me be a hooligan? Let your brother act bravely, how about..."

Let me go, if it wasn't for Wenwen's presence, I guess I could spit out two or two mouthfuls of water directly. Is this buddy really short-circuited?Can even think of such a wonderful thing.

Then Wenwen looked at the dick dumbfoundingly, and said, "No big brother, my brother is not in good health."

I really want to cry, why am I in poor health, what does poor health have to do with the hero saving the beauty?

Looking at the figure of that buddy leaving in a daze, I feel that this buddy is quite weird, but I can't tell what kind of weirdness it is.

Probably mentally ill?I didn't think about it too much, anyway, I don't have time to think about it, the most urgent thing is to quickly prepare things for the evening.

I went to a small shop and ordered a bottle of white wine and a bag of salt, as well as pen, ink and paper, to draw a few amulets later.

I feel that I am pretty awesome now, at least the few talismans I have drawn are already decent, and they are all powerful. Although I occasionally fail a few, I don't care at all.

It's just a few talismans, I really don't care.

In the end, I bought another hammer from a hardware store, planning to make a hammer that can directly smash the soul according to the records in "Louguan Daofa".

Just in case, I took Wenwen to a pet store and planned to buy two cats, one male and one female.

Even though the mouse's soul is attached to the human body, its fear of cats is innate, and it will not change with the level of its practice.

Wen Wen couldn't put it down to these two cats. He hugged the two cats on the left and the right, and even ignored my existence.

I looked at Wenwen dumbfounded and said: "Wenwen, I think you should stop marrying in this life, just marry two cats."

Wen Wen smiled and said: "Tch, you really treat your men as a good thing. Don't worry, even if I am Lily in the future, I will never marry a man."

This sentence hurts my ass, this girl Wenwen... Hey, everything is fine, but she is a bit of a woman, and her thoughts are too pure.

Soon, night fell, and I gave Wenwen some raw peanuts, and told Wenwen to throw them all the way to the door of her grandma's house, and then put a piece of lard at the door.

Although Wenwen didn't understand the purpose of my doing so, he did it anyway.Now she is [-]% convinced of me.

While Wenwen was throwing peanuts, I set up a simple soul-slaying array behind us.

It is recorded in "Lou Guan Dao Fa" that this soul-slaying array has a huge lethality to the ghosts attached to the human body, but it is not known whether it will harm small fairies such as animals.

Anyway, if I have dates or not, I will hit three shots first, so I will be prepared!
Soon, Wenwen came back and told me that everything was going well.

I gave Wenwen a thumbs up and said, "Okay, then wait here with me!"

While waiting, I took out both cats, gave one of the female cats to Wenwen, and said, "Wenwen, don't move around while holding this cat, I believe that with this cat, The other party will never dare to hurt you."

(End of this chapter)