Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 5

I was taken aback, knowing that the wind has stopped at this moment, who would run around in the stick field in the middle of the night?I hurriedly turned my head, and the stick fell silent.

My mind began to think wildly uncontrollably, thinking of the human skin coffin that my grandfather said, I wondered if it was the female ghost in human skin who came to find me, right?

Right now, I don't care about that much anymore. Although I know it's impossible, people have no faith when they are afraid.So I made a noise and jumped to the side of the fat man.

Suddenly there was a smell of feces, and for some reason, the fear in my heart disappeared a lot inexplicably when I smelled this smell of feces.

"Fuck, fat man, why is it so smelly, it almost stinks me to death, hurry up and go home after pulling."

"It doesn't stink, I didn't smell it." The fat man said, "My mother made dumplings filled with chives and tofu at noon today. They were delicious. How could the excrement stink?"

It made me sick at the time.

As soon as it quieted down, there was another sputtering sound from the stick field, and then a rumbling sound suddenly sounded, which made my heart skip a beat. I thought to my god, this time it was a real collision. Damn, what makes such a loud noise.

Then I saw a large group of black shadows flying out of the stick field, and rushed towards me and Fatty. I even imagined that the other party rushed towards me with teeth and claws.

"Ah!" At that time, I didn't even have the strength to speak. As soon as my legs gave way, I squatted on the ground, and even closed my eyes in pain.

However, what I waited for was not that black shadow pounced on me, but passed away in a flash above my head.

"Old Liu, don't you fucking say that you are the nine-generation descendant of Lou Guan Dao No. 70? Seeing this group of stupid birds, scared the shit out of it?" Er Fatty cursed.

It was only then that I came to my senses that the group of things whose emotions had been flying just now were just a group of sparrows gathered in the stick field.

However, in the middle of the night, if no one disturbed them, how could they fly?

There must be something wrong here!

I scolded: "Fatty, hurry up the fuck, there's something wrong here."

As soon as I couldn't speak, Er Fatty immediately trembled a little with fright; "I'm talking about shitty old Liu, don't scare me, I'm not scared."

"Fuck, what time is it, why am I scaring you? Hurry up and go." As I spoke, I looked into the field of sticks, lest something would pop out of it suddenly.

As soon as I finished speaking, a hand grabbed my arm and pulled me away.

I didn't think much of it, I stood up and ran.

But when I was running, I felt something was wrong. What's going on?When did Er Fatty's hands become so small?And he has always followed behind my ass. In my impression, Fatty has always been a guy who is not to be outdone, why is he willing to run behind me?

So when I turned around, my whole body became weak, my feet were weak, I staggered, and rolled on the ground several times before stopping.

At that time, my brain was stunned, and there was a rumbling sound, as if a machine was running crazily.Damn, I'm really afraid of anything, I really messed with this unclean thing.

Guess what I saw when I turned around just now?
A guy wearing a bamboo hat and an ancient yellow mandarin jacket was fucking behind me, and what I was pulling just now was its hand!
This guy has a stench all over his body, and what scares me the most is that this **** has no lower body.

From the waist down, there is empty air, that **** is floating in mid-air, and I found that I looked back at it, and it grinned at me with its black mouth...

Two eyes and a mouth are all black holes, no eyeballs, no tongue and no teeth, just like a scarecrow.

I don't want to tell you guys nonsense, anyway, I was really scared and stupid at the time.But I'm not ashamed, if it were you, you would definitely be scared to pee your pants.

"God's old Liu, what the hell are you doing running so fast, slow down." At this moment, Fatty's urgent urging sound came from not far away.My heart skipped a beat, and I felt paralyzed. Misfortunes never come singly. There must be another monster pulling Fatty.

I don't know where the courage came from. In short, I can't get lost with the fat man. If the fat man is led to an unknown place by that monster and is murdered, how can I explain to the fat man's family?More importantly, this bastard is my only close friend, and he will be gone when he dies.

It is estimated that my desire for friendship temporarily overcomes my fear.

I didn't bother to think about it too much. I thought to myself, no matter what I say, buddy, you still have hands and feet. Your paralysis is nothing more than a disabled ghost. I'm still afraid of you, a bird?
Dang even shouted at the top of his voice without hesitation: "Fatty, you are paralyzed and dragged by a ghost, look back."

Jie Jie, Jie Jie!

As soon as I finished yelling, the "disabled ghost" in front of me let out a laugh that made people feel creepy.

Before I figured out what this 'handicapped ghost' was going to do, I heard the fat man let out a miserable scream, and then there was no more movement from the fat man.

It is estimated that the grandson was frightened and fainted.

Well, it's all right now, I was planning this thing to give me courage, but now it seems that I have to fight alone.

"Fatty, hurry to my side!" I didn't care about the staring eyes of this "good brother" in front of me, I shouted loudly, while bypassing this "good brother", ready to meet the fat man.

Jie Jie, Jie Jie!The thing still gave out this sinister smile, and then stretched out its arm, about to pull me, I immediately ran away from the thing.

Fortunately, this thing did not catch up, and I was relieved.While running, I yelled at Er Pang, hoping that Er Pang could give me a response.

This black light is blind, I can't see anything, I can only run in a straight line as far as possible according to the memory in my mind.I didn’t know how many somersaults I fell on the way. At that time, I even thought in my heart, even if my head fell on the fat man’s shit, as long as I found the one who suffered a thousand dollars, I would be willing.

Now think about it... Uh!

As I ran, I kicked a lump of soft stuff, and I was overjoyed immediately, no need to think about it, it must be a fat man.So after I fell, I got up without hesitation.

But I didn't expect that when I was about to get up, my hand was suddenly grabbed by a cold little hand. I immediately raised my head in shock, but found that another half-length man, who was slightly younger, was full of maggots. mouth, smiled at me: "You came to me, you came to me!"

"I'm looking for your sister!" I don't know where I got the courage at that time, but I cursed viciously, trying to break away from the other party.

But the strength of the other party is too great, just like a machine, that guy grabbed my hand tightly, and screamed and cried to me: "Take me home, take me home .”

Looking at the monster's eyes, listening to the eerie scream, buddy, I was really scared to pee my pants.

But thanks to my buddy, I was quick-witted, and suddenly remembered what my grandfather said about urine being able to drive out ghosts. I did not hesitate to urinate, grabbed a handful, and slapped the half-headed man viciously.

Hey, let's not talk about it, this thing works quite well, peeing in the palm of your hand... vomit...

After being thrown by me, the grandson was really scared, he took two steps back abruptly, and let go of my hand at the same time.

It's not too late, it's more important to run quickly, so I squatted down, hugged the fat man and prepared to run away.

When it comes to human potential, it is really forced to come out in times of crisis.At that time, buddy, I weighed 130 catties, so I forcibly carried the fat man's [-] catties of fat, and started running with the wind blowing under my feet.

Only a series of Jie Jie, Jie Jie's eerie screams remained behind.After the voice completely disappeared from my ears, I was so wronged that I wanted to cry. At the same time, the strength on my legs felt drained instantly, and I fell to the ground in one fell swoop.

Hey!
Er Fatty let out a scream like killing a pig: "Wow, there are ghosts, there are ghosts."

Now we are on the road, and the street lights on the road drove away the trace of fear in my heart, I kicked the fat man's ass: "Your sister, there is a fart!"

After being yelled at by me, that guy finally calmed down, and forgot about it in panic, and finally almost cried: "Wow, I saw... I saw the yellow jacket. Damn, I Was it brought here by the yellow jacket?"

"Stop fucking nonsense, hurry home." I cursed, "I brought you here."

"Ah, can you carry it?" Er Fatty said in a questioning tone, "You are lying to me."

"I lied to you to kill the whole family." I cursed: "Hurry up and go home, that thing is catching up again..."

ah!When the fat man heard it, he immediately jumped up, grabbed my hand and ran wildly.

The moment he grabbed my hand, my heart beat wildly again, and I was already terrified by the hand grabbing.

After I sent the fat man home first, I ran home alone.During this period, it always feels like someone is chasing after you.But I knew that I had three fires on my shoulders, so I never dared to look back.

When I got home, I locked the door tightly and closed the windows. After turning on the incandescent lamp, there was light, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

My family is already asleep, and I'm sure I'm going to tell them the story of the half-cut Weng, and they don't believe me, so I don't bother to tell them.

After finally calming down, I inadvertently remembered "Louguan Daofa", which recorded all kinds of monsters and ghosts and how to deal with them.

Thinking of this, I immediately cursed and became confused, I had already memorized the "Louguan Daofa", after calming down and recalling it, I really remembered that there was indeed a record in it.

So I hastily opened "Lou Guan Dao Fa" and began to study it carefully.

The above records made my brain ache, but I got a general idea.

It turns out that this half Weng is a "traditional ghost" that has appeared since the time of King Zhouzhuang!
(End of this chapter)