Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 344

"What the fuck's a corpse holding a boat." I scolded, "Why haven't I heard of it before?"

"The corpse embraces the boat, that is, the boat is hugged by the corpse." Fu Laosan's voice trembled violently: "It's over, it's over, we've encountered something difficult."

"What's tricky or not." Lu Yixing scolded: "It's just a corpse, you are so good at water, hurry up and move that corpse away for me."

Saying that, Lu Yixing was about to throw Fu Laosan into the water.

Fu Laosan hurriedly cried and called his father and mother: "No, please, I... I have a way, I have a way."

Only then did Lu Yixing put Fu Laosan down: "Say it earlier, hurry up, what can I do?"

Fu Laosan said tremblingly: "Corpse holding a boat is usually asking for something from the boatman, let's throw the tribute down quickly!"

"A tribute? Where are we going to find you a tribute now?" Lu Yixing gave Fu Lao San a blank look.

Fu Laosan hurriedly pointed to a small hidden compartment: "We usually bring some food along with the boat, and throw everything inside."

So we immediately started to open the secret compartment.Unexpectedly, the first thing Lu Yixing took out was a box of condoms, and Lu Yixing threw it in the face of Fu Laosan: "You fucking bring a woman with you when you go out on the boat?"

Fu Laosan smiled awkwardly: "No, no."

Immediately we felt even more disgusted.

I took a look, and there was a slogan printed on the condom: "If you don't succeed, you will become an adult."

I thought to myself that this slogan is really vivid. If it doesn't work, it will indeed become an adult.

Without further ado, Lu Yixing threw everything down, but still failed.

Lu Yixing frowned at the moment, looked at the condom: "Damn, maybe it's because of this condom?"

Then, he threw the condom into the river.

However, there was still no movement.

Then Fu Lao San panicked: "It's over, it's over, it seems that he doesn't like our tribute..."

I asked, "What should I do then?"

"What else can I do? It can only be embarrassing." Fu Laosan said.

"People who lose your uncle, what's there to be ashamed of?" Lu Yixing said.

"It's not that embarrassing, I mean throwing people into the river, he wants people, not tribute."

"An important person? Well then, Fu Laosan, I'll give you two choices, are you going to jump off, or let us throw you down." Lu Yixing was eager to try.

"No, I...I..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Lu Yixing flew out and kicked Old San Fu off: "Fuck it, get down, I feel sick when I see this thing."

Fu Laosan let out a scream, and then sank into the water with a thumping head.However, the ship still did not move.

"Look quickly, here, here." Yue Yaowei suddenly pointed to the bottom of the boat and said, "This seems to be a rock, we couldn't be stranded on the beach, right?"

Let me go, when we looked at it this way, it was really a rock, and I was dumbfounded for a while.

He's meowing, it's really a rock, but it's just that the third child is poor.

Just as he was thinking about it, the youngest Fu poked his head out of the river with a thud, but fortunately he was an excellent sailor, so he stabilized his body with three thumps: "Hey, it's all right, haha. "

"It's okay, hurry up." Lu Yixing said, "We're running aground, please push the boat forward."

But the youngest Fu snorted coldly: "Damn, do you think I will be so stupid and continue to board your boat? Let's go."

With that said, Fu Laosan was going to swim to the shore.

But Lu Yixing suddenly screamed: "Old ghost, you...why are you here?"

Hearing this, Fu Laosan trembled all over his body, and hurriedly turned around to look, but saw Lu Yixing taking pictures with the paddle.

Only then did he realize that he had been cheated, and hurriedly tried to avoid the oars.But it was too late, Lu Yixing's oar had already been slapped heavily, and it was slapping Fu Laosan on the forehead.

Fu Laosan rolled his eyelids and passed out immediately, floating on the river.

"I'll go, third brother, are you okay?" At this moment, the rock under our boat suddenly emerged from the river, and swam towards Fu Lao San noisily.

This frightened us, especially Che Yanyan, who held her chest and gasped: "Damn, I was scared to death, my heart almost stopped beating."

I'm still wondering, Che Yanyan, the living dead, still has a heartbeat?Just kidding.

We took a closer look and found that it was not a stone, but a bald head.

A person's bald head.

Feelings hugged the boat just now, it was a prank played by this bald head with us.In an instant, we all lost our good impression of this bald head.

The bald head swam to Fu Laosan's side, and found that Fu Laosan's forehead was covered with blood, and he had fallen into a coma.The bald head turned to stare at us, and said in a vicious tone: "How dare you hurt my third brother?"

Lu Yixing said coldly: "This is your third brother? Well, we are worried that we will not be able to find the right master to settle the score. Do you know that this grandson almost killed us?"

The bald head said: "Hmph, what bullshit, save my third brother first, and let's talk about it."

This bald man is not as scheming as Fu Laosan, if he is scheming, he probably won't get on our boat again.

But there is another possibility, that is, the bald head is more confident in his own strength, and he feels that dealing with us is just like playing, and he doesn't pay attention to us at all, and is not afraid that we will attack and retaliate against him.

At this moment, Yue Yaowei whispered to me, "I think we might know this bald man."

I looked at Yue Yaowei wonderingly: "Why, have you seen this monster before?"

Yue Yaowei shook his head: "Think about it, just now this kid called Fu Laosan the third younger brother, which means that he must be the second child, because the boss is an old ghost. And this bald man is proficient in water, is it what the old ghost said? That second water child?"

When we heard what Yue Yaowei said, we were startled, yes, this possibility is still very high.Lu Yixing reached out and tapped Shui Erer's bald head lightly.

I was taken aback, the most taboo thing for a bald man is to be slapped on the forehead, this Lu Yixing must have some guts, this is, dare to hit this sailor's bald gourd.

The bald man was really angry, turned his head ferociously, and stared at Lu Yixing: "Bastard bastard, I hate people knocking me on the head the most."

Lu Yixing smiled and said, "Dude, are you the second child in water?"

When Shui Laoer heard this, his expression suddenly became tense: "Only Big Brother is qualified to call me that. What's the relationship between you and the old ghost?"

Lu Yixing was immediately delighted: "It's really flooding the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family doesn't know each other anymore."

As he said that, he wanted to touch Shui Er's bald gourd with his hand again.And he still used that prosthetic limb to touch Shui Er's bald gourd.

Even a family can't touch each other's baldness casually, so the second child blocked Lu Yixing's wrist: "Don't keep touching your head."

Unexpectedly, with such a push, Lu Yixing's arm fell off directly, and the second son of Shui was dumbfounded immediately, his face turned red from holding back, and he was about to apologize to us.

However, Lu Yixing acted as if he hadn't noticed, and said with a smile: "Well, don't be angry, buddy, this is the old ghost's closed-door disciple, his own."

My own sister!
The water child was all focused on Lu Yixing's arm, so he didn't care what Lu Yixing said at all, but pointed at Lu Yixing's arm with trembling fingers: "Your hand...your hand ..."

Lu Yixing looked at his hands with a faint smile, and said, "It's nothing, it's just one hand. If you like it, I'll give you the other hand too."

As he said that, he really took out his dagger and prepared to cut off his other hand: "I have no advantages in this person, but I value friendship and love, and the kindness of dripping water will be repaid by the spring."

"This... this is not good, this is it." The bald ladle hurriedly stopped Lu Yixing: "Brother, I understand, I understand, you don't need to cut it, you don't need to cut it."

Lu Yixing said, "Really don't want it?"

Bald Piao swallowed a mouthful of spit: "No, no, no, I still have something to do, so I have to tell this little brother quickly, so what, please bear with me! If I say something wrong, you can just point to me." It will be done tomorrow, but don't make fun of your body anymore."

Lu Yixing said: "Well, if you have anything to do, you can come to me, as long as I can do it, there is no excuse, I will go up the mountain of knives and go down into the sea of ​​fire to cut off my arm, and I will never frown."

The bald gourd must have been underwater for too long, so his brain was flooded, and he believed such absurd things.

The bald lady looked at me with burning eyes and said, "Are you really Boss Xiao's apprentice?"

I nodded: "Well, my own."

Shui Laoer nodded thoughtfully: "What can you prove that you are his biological apprentice?"

"This." I took out the Qiankun bottle: "Can you prove this?"

Shui Laoer nodded: "Well, yes, I believe you. What are you doing here on the water?"

"We came to look for the old ghost. Here we were separated from the old ghost. The old ghost jumped into the river and disappeared." I said.

Shui Lao Er nodded: "Come with me, I will take you to find Boss Xiao."

"What? Do you know where the old ghost is?" We were immediately ecstatic.

Shui Laoer nodded: "Yes, I know, I was the one who saved Boss Xiao."

"It's great." I didn't even have time to ask what happened, so I asked Shui Laoer to take us to find the old ghost.

However, after walking for a while, the second water child signaled us to stop again.

"What's the matter?" Lu Yixing asked anxiously, "Why don't you leave? Do you want my arm? OK, I'll give it to you now."

As he said that, Lu Yixing was about to cut off his arm.

The bald lady hurriedly stopped Lu Yixing: "It's not brother, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, listen to me and listen to me. I still have one thing I haven't figured out. After I figure it out, I will definitely take you to find the old ghost."

Lu Yixing asked, "Oh, what's the matter? Why am I so sympathetic, right? You're not doubting me, are you? Well, if you doubt me, I'll cut off my hand immediately."

As he said that, he really made a gesture of chopping off his arms.

The bald lady was really dumbfounded, and her face was pale: "Brother, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, I just want to ask, what's the matter between you and Fu Laosan, I think your relationship is not good ah."

Lu Yixing said: "Hey, you don't know this guy! We just came out from Mr. Fu and didn't drink a sip of water from them, just because we have money, but this grandson is full of envy and hatred, halfway They sent the Yin soldiers of the Yellow River to follow us, and the old ghost was killed by this grandson and disappeared."

The second son of Shui believed it was true: "Hey, I didn't expect that after so many years, the third brother is still as obsessed with money as before. Hey, let me say what is good about him."

I couldn't laugh or cry, Lu Yixing's nonsense was really hit by him, I really don't know if this is our honor or the bald lady's misfortune.

(End of this chapter)