Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 331 Picking Up Soap

"You are Yue Yaowei, right?" Che Yanyan's tone suddenly became softer: "Tsk tsk, it's really juicy enough, look at this little hand, how tender, this little face, oh, it's so delicate, I don't know why long."

While speaking, he also touched Yue Yaowei's hands and face with his hands.

I felt a sudden chill in my heart, big brother, it shouldn't be so, why do I think Che Yanyan has a lily tendency?
Yue Yaowei also trembled all over his body, quickly withdrew his arm, and looked at Che Yanyan with a surprised expression: "Yanyan, you...are you dead? Why are you...back again?"

The two had physical contact just now, so Yue Yaowei could feel the temperature of Che Yanyan's body.

Che Yanyan smiled: "Hey, it's a long story, let's talk about it when I have time. Come on, I'm a little tired and hungry. Liu Zi, go and get me something delicious, I like it Eat sweets, Lu Zi, give me a massage and massage my feet, sister, my feet hurt a little. Sister Xiaoyue, come and chat with me for a while, I am so bored these days, I can’t find someone to chat with personal……"

Well, where did this aunt come from? This is it.

"I said, Che Yanyan, didn't you come to look for the flute boy, why didn't you look for it now?" I asked.

"Hey, I was so busy enjoying myself that I almost forgot my business. You go buy something to eat, and bring me the flute boy. Remember, hurry up." Che Yanyan said in an orderly tone.

Forget it, although Che Yanyan's attitude is not good, but people are my Che Yanyan anyway, and serving people is also what I should do.

So I ran out immediately, called the old ghost and told him to come to this villa, and went to the convenience store next door to buy Snickers bars and beef jerky, and I also brought a piece of Oden by the way.

I remember that Che Yanyan used to like beef jerky and oden boiled most. She didn’t like sweets very much.But since Che Yanyan asked for sweets by name, I had no choice but to bring him a sweet, a Snickers bar.

Isn’t it often said on TV, sweeping hunger, be yourself, Snickers, I wonder if this Snickers can make Che Yanyan be herself.

I guess the old ghost is in deep love with Aunt Xuefeng at the moment, and it took me a long time to finally answer my call, but his attitude was obviously bad: "Why are you calling me now, it affects my life. interest."

I said: "Old ghost, let me tell you one thing, you must be mentally prepared."

The old ghost said: "What's the matter? Don't talk nonsense, and hang up the phone after you finish talking. I am in a hurry right now."

I'm going to fuck your sister, I'm so in a hurry, you have kept your virginity for the rest of your life, is it still two hours away?

"Che Yanyan is back again." I said to the old ghost.

The old ghost scolded: "I see that you kid is trying to make trouble for me, right? If you dare to make trouble again, don't blame me for being rude to you."

With that said, he hung up the phone.

But I couldn't laugh or cry and called the old ghost again.But that old ghost didn't answer at all.There is really no way, I can only go to knock on the old ghost's door in person.

The old ghost came out with a gloomy face: "Boy, if you want to die, just tell me clearly." As he said, he flashed his fist in front of my eyes.

"I'm looking for death." I cursed: "Che Yanyan is really back, I will lie to you about such a thing?"

"Are you kidding? Even if Long Gen is reincarnated again, it's impossible to be reincarnated as Che Yanyan again. Your lie is really low-level. Okay, get out, don't bother me if you have nothing to do."

Saying that, the old ghost was about to close the door again.

I had no choice but to call Lu Yixing: "Lu Zi, ask Che Yanyan to answer the phone."

When the old ghost heard Che Yanyan's voice from the phone, he was instantly dumbfounded, and slowly let go of the hand that had been holding the door to prevent me from entering: "Che Yanyan...is back again, Oh my god, it's over, it's over."

I slowly opened the door: "Hurry up, let's go."

And when I opened the door like this, I couldn't laugh or cry, your sister, what is this old boy playing, with two rabbit ears on his head, a tights on his body, and a tail sticking out of his ass...

Is this playing a bunny?The legendary uniform temptation?
I clutched my stomach in an instant and started laughing out loud, it was so funny, I really didn't see that the old ghost still had such a taste.

"Old ghost, who is it?" Aunt Xuefeng's voice came from the bathroom, and then the door was opened, and an Avatar's face poked out from the bathroom.

Let me go, the tastes of these two old guys are really different. I guess the old ghost likes heavy flavors, so Aunt Xuefeng became an avatar, and Aunt Xuefeng likes small freshness, so the old ghost dressed up as a cute bunny...

When Aunt Xuefeng saw me, she immediately warned: "You brat, who let you in?"

I looked at Aunt Xuefeng with an innocent expression: "Auntie, I didn't go in..."

"You can't tell what happened today, understand?" Aunt Xuefeng said coldly, trying to scare me: "If you dare to tell, you will end up just like this soap."

As she said that, Aunt Xuefeng took out a piece of soap from the bathroom, and was about to break the soap, but the soap was too slippery, the soap was not broken, but fell to the ground.

Did Aunt Xuefeng ask me to pick up soap?Without saying a word, I ran away with a bang, oh my god, I really don't have such a strong taste.

The old ghost and Aunt Xuefeng knew that Che Yanyan's matter was of great importance, so they rushed over after a simple 'removal of make-up'.When the two saw Che Yanyan who was eating and drinking at the table, their jaws almost dropped from shock.

That's right, this is indeed Che Yanyan.It's just that the old ghost and Aunt Xuefeng are well-informed and experienced after all, and now they are not sure whether Che Yanyan is safe, so the old ghost signaled us to stay away from Che Yanyan with his eyes.

The old ghost walked up to Che Yanyan, looked down at Che Yanyan, and said in a serious voice, "Che Yanyan, why are you back?"

"You are the flute boy?" Che Yanyan put down the Oden in hand, and looked up at the old ghost.

The old ghost nodded: "That's right, I'm the flute boy."

"Sure enough, it's worthy of the name." Che Yanyan said.

"Fuck you, uncle." The old ghost was furious in an instant, without further ado, he took out his mahogany sword and pointed the sword point at Che Yanyan: "Tell me, who are you, you dare to come here to play wild. "

Che Yanyan didn't care about the old ghost's threat at all, and still ate oden freely: "Old man, let me tell you, don't be arrogant in front of me. Che Yanyan is afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you."

My heart was chilled, and I immediately felt that something was wrong, so I hurried up and whispered: "Old ghost, what's the situation? Isn't this Che Yanyan?"

The old ghost said: "You are really embarrassing to my master, you didn't see such an obvious flaw, just see if she has a shadow."

I couldn't help but shivered, and hurriedly glanced at Che Yanyan's body, as expected, there was no shadow under Che Yanyan's body, only the shadow of the table.

"Who the hell are you? Why did you change into Che Yanyan's appearance." I was also furious in an instant, this is fucking emotional fraud.

"You think of me as Monkey King." Che Yanyan wiped her mouth in satisfaction: "You can change whoever you want. I'm here to deliver a message to you. As Che Yanyan said, the land veins are now very big. She couldn't keep up with the changes, so I don't need to teach you what to do."

"What?" The old ghost jumped up immediately: "Are you kidding me, the leylines have been changed? Who told you that the leylines can be changed casually? The leylines have not been changed since ancient times... ..."

"Okay, okay, what are you blah blah blah." Che Yanyan said impatiently while eating a Snickers bar: "Now I brought you the message, and I still have a month to go." During the holidays, I have to go out and play quickly."

As she said that, Che Yanyan was bouncing around and getting ready to go out.

Only then did I come to my senses, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop Che Yanyan: "Wait, wait. Please explain to us first, who are you and what's going on?"

"What's going on? What else could be going on? I'm living well down there, but this little girl is entangled with me and insists on letting me come up to deliver a message to you. Tch, I'm not that stupid , If I come up, I will become a ghost, what if I meet a stupid Taoist priest and beat me out of my wits? Wouldn’t I have no place to cry by then?” Che Yanyan said.

(End of this chapter)