Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 3

Although I used to be a bit more courageous than normal people in the tomb robbery business, but I have never encountered such a wicked thing before?So it’s not my fault that my grandpa was scared badly.

But he just kept one thing firmly in mind: all ghosts and gods are afraid of lights, I have a light in my hand, and I will never throw a kerosene lamp if I am killed.

But people are not as good as God, my grandfather just decided not to throw the kerosene lamp, when he suddenly saw a white shadow rushing towards him, my grandpa threw the kerosene lamp subconsciously...

I regretted it after throwing it away, but it was too late to regret it.

The white shadow disappeared, and the kerosene lamp was also extinguished. Suddenly, the huge room was plunged into darkness. It was pitch black. If a person is not desperate and afraid in such an atmosphere, he is simply bragging. force.

However, my grandfather is a braggart. He said that at the critical moment, the masculinity in his bones was forced out, and he was full of courage in an instant. A carp straightened up, jumped up from the ground with a thud, and cursed angrily: " If you have the ability, let the horse come here, Grandpa, I will carry three fires on my shoulders, and burn you to death, fatherless!"

But after cursing, the strange thing happened again. Unexpectedly, from the darkness not far away, a person walked out, and she was also a very coquettish and charming bride.

The bride is dressed in red, wearing a cheongsam with slits, revealing thighs like big carrots, and slender arms like two lotus roots. She has a long, juicy figure, big eyes and thick eyebrows, and a small cherry mouth with an upturned nose. That's sexy and cute. My grandfather was in a daze when he saw it, and he didn't know what was going on. The fear in his heart gradually dissipated.

The little lady saw my grandpa looking stupid, played with her little mouth, and burst out laughing, very shy, the little handkerchief greeted my grandpa's face: "Mr. La."

I don't know what's going on, anyway, the smell of the thing is so strong, my grandfather forgot the atmosphere he was in now, and felt that he was really the "Lang Jun" that girl said.

"Come on!" The little lady stretched out two long lotus roots, and hugged my grandfather: "Let's go to bed quickly, my husband's family is tired."

My grandfather was very sleepy, so he nodded immediately, and then he was hugged by the little girl and walked to the bed.

My grandpa was still wondering, why didn't he see this bed just now?But it doesn't matter so much, no matter where he came from.

But as soon as he closed his eyes, my grandfather suddenly remembered that there was still one sacred thing to do, and that was peeing.My grandpa is a Libra and a perfectionist. If he doesn't pee before going to bed, he won't be able to sleep all night.

It is said that a ghost can confuse a person's mind, but it cannot change a person's subconscious behavior anyway.It's as if it can't stop a person's breathing and heartbeat.

My grandfather struggled left and right, but he couldn't break free from the girl's arms.In the end, he was anxious, and he didn't know what was going on. He closed his eyes, and as soon as he exerted force, he urinated!

Such a piss saved my grandfather's life, because urine is the most yang thing in human beings, and this thing has a very powerful effect on ghost obsession and cracking the ghost wall.

Just after urinating, my grandfather suddenly felt cold all over, and his consciousness recovered little by little.

He saw something that was supposed to glow on the 'bed'.

With that indifferent brilliance, he finally saw his surroundings clearly, but he was almost scared to death by seeing clearly like this!
What kind of gentle and fragrant soft bed is this? It's just a ghost!Right now he was lying inside the opened sarcophagus, and the human skin that wrapped the coffin before stretched out from the middle, completely surrounding him.

Hey!
The old man was frightened half to death, and screamed, the strength of the human skin grew stronger and stronger, and my grandfather couldn't even struggle or pant.

Grandpa said that the power of that thing is not what humans can possess at all, it is the power of machines at all.My grandfather couldn't struggle, and finally despaired completely, wondering if he just died like this?
The black head was pressed against his face, and the strong stench made him unable to breathe.Inside the dark eye hole, there seems to be something wriggling, very disgusting...

Jie Jie, Jie Jie!

The thing started laughing again, as if mocking my grandpa's futile struggle.

My grandpa got angry immediately, because he is a person with low self-esteem, and the most taboo thing is being ridiculed by others. At that moment, his mind was full of hatred, and he suddenly thought of my grandma, my father and my aunt The two young children.

A man's responsibility played a decisive role at this time. He decided to give it a go, gritted his teeth and struggled hard, and shouted loudly while struggling: "Namo Amitabha..."

But his strength can't compare with this thing at all. My grandfather only managed to break free with one arm after working hard for a long time.

He groped around, trying to grab something hard and smash it away from him.But after fumbling around, he finally touched the glowing thing, and without thinking about it, he took the thing and slammed it hard on the human skin.

Ah!
With a sharp female cry, the human skin disappeared instantly, and my grandfather regained his freedom.

With a squeak, he jumped out of the coffin, clutching the luminous object tightly in his hand.Because he realized that this thing is a treasure, at least it can drive away this ghost.

He swiftly picked up the kerosene lamp, lit it, and found that everything was still in place, the human skin and the coffin seemed to be untouched.

My grandpa didn't have time to talk to this ghost, so he took out his ability to dig a hole and started digging on the ground.

Jie Jie, Jie Jie!

Unexpectedly, when my grandfather was digging, the thing would come back to life again, and it would give out a sinister smile. After that, the big white radish appeared again, walking towards my grandfather in a big red cheongsam, and shouting: "Mr. Tired, take a break..."

"Hold on, grandma!" My grandpa would dare to 'sex' with this thing, if it is said that people can gain wisdom by seeing it when they eat it. Shot it.

Hey!
The thing screamed again and disappeared.

During the next hour of digging the hole, the thing "sexually harassed" several times, but my grandfather smashed it away with the glowing object.

And my grandfather found that as the book was used more frequently, the opponent's resistance became stronger and stronger, and the time interval between being 'stunned' became shorter and shorter.

When my grandfather managed to dig through the room and got out, the book had completely lost its effect. The red-robed bride grabbed my grandfather's leg with a big long lotus root, and my grandfather used the book to open it. , but it has no effect.

"Lang Jun, come back with me, it's so cold outside!" the little girl said delicately.

My grandpa didn't listen, and kicked hard, but it didn't work at all. The thing grabbed my grandpa's leg and pulled it in.

"Stupid, let go of grandpa." My grandpa kicked hard, and at the same time shouted Amituofu, Amituofu, Ami your grandma, this will not work!
At this time, my grandfather thought of peeing again. He had no choice but to make a last effort, squeezed out the last bit of urine, and sprinkled it on his white and tender arm like a lotus root.

In an instant, the arm became dry human skin and let go of my grandfather.

My grandpa just ran away!

While running along the Tuhai River, I heard that stinky bitch shouting from behind: "Husband, come back quickly, come back quickly..."

My grandpa didn't care about it, he still ran like a fool.

After running not far, he saw a figure.At the same time, the figure also found my grandfather, and shouted excitedly: "Brother Liu, didn't you lock the small black room? Why did you escape?"

When my grandfather heard that it was the voice of Bachelor Li from the same village, he heaved a long sigh of relief: "Damn it, I finally met a living person. There is a ghost chasing me, run away."

"There are ghosts? Where are there ghosts in this world?" Bachelor Li smiled and grabbed my grandfather's arm: "Let's go, Brother Liu, let's have a drink. How long has it been since we saw each other?"

As he said that, he dragged my grandfather towards the direction of the little black house.

But my grandpa immediately realized something was wrong, shit, why is Bachelor Li's hands so cold?
By the way, didn't Bachelor Li find a job here to transport explosives trucks?In other words, among the people killed today, there was him...

Whoops!

This Bachelor Li is a ghost, my grandpa was immediately dumbfounded, took a quick look at Bachelor Li, only to find that Bachelor Li was looking at my grandfather fiercely, his face was covered with blood, the left side of his face was drooping, and his eyes were beaded. It was a dark hole, and he was still breathing coldly: "What's the matter, Brother Liu, why are you staring at me?"

"Bachelor Li, you're fucking dead!" my grandfather cursed, and ran like a madman.

Li Guangju scolded from behind: "Damn Liu, you just died. You don't say auspicious words in the middle of the night."

At that time, my grandfather was also not sure if Bachelor Li was with Big Carrot Legs, because within seven days after a person died, he did not know that he was dead.

My grandfather ran wildly again, and saw several other black shadows, probably the souls of those guys who were killed in the bombing today, right?

My grandfather didn't pay any attention to them, just walked forward with enough breath, the female ghost behind was still chasing after him: "Mr. Wang, come back with me, come back with me."

Later, when my grandpa and I were watching TV, when we saw an advertisement, my grandpa suddenly laughed and sprayed me all over the face.I looked at the shivering old man in surprise and said, "Grandpa, what are you laughing at?"

Grandpa said, I suddenly found the feeling I had when that female ghost was chasing me.

I yelled for a while inexplicably: "Grandpa, what do you mean?"

"I'm not in a hurry to buy syrup, why are you chasing me?" Grandpa looked at the advertisement and said.

From then on, whenever I saw this advertisement on CCTV, I would feel a chill down my back.

My grandfather ran all the way home, but when he got home, he realized that the thing had chased him home.My grandpa didn't enter the house, because if he entered the house, the female ghost would bring harm to grandpa's family.

So after much deliberation, grandpa finally plunged into the chicken coop.I heard that ghosts are most afraid of yellow chickens. At that time, my grandfather’s house picked up a big yellow chicken from the road. My grandfather got in and hugged the big yellow chicken, trembling.

The female ghost was getting closer and closer, and finally she just walked back and forth in the yard, calling out one after another, "Mr. Wang, come back with me."

"Who, what's the noise in the middle of the night?" My grandma was annoyed by this woman's voice, and opened the window and cursed.

My grandpa's heart skipped a beat, mother, it's over, how does this dead woman know to cause trouble for herself.

But it seems that this female ghost is not interested in my grandma, she just kept wandering around in the courtyard: "Mr. Lang, where are you, come back with me."

"Damn Liu, you are looking for a woman outside." When my grandma heard it, she probably understood, and she burst into tears.

"This prodigal bitch!" My grandfather yelled inwardly, thinking about how to save them.

But after thinking about it, the female ghost disappeared. My grandfather was still puzzled, wondering if he was annoyed by my grandma's crying?

But I didn't expect that as soon as I finished thinking, I suddenly heard a bang bang sound from outside the chicken coop, as if my head hit the ground.

Then, my grandpa saw that the little girl was on the ground with her head on the ground, her legs were up, and she was bouncing towards him with stiff movements.

Then every time she took a step, a wrinkle would appear on her head.

Finally, the female ghost 'jumped' to the chicken coop, grinned and smiled at my grandfather: "So you are here, so you are here."

(End of this chapter)