Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 290 Open the coffin for autopsy!
Lu Yixing chuckled: "If you're addicted, you're addicted! People live for enjoyment. Besides, I don't think Aunt Cuihua is that kind of bad person, she's not that bad."

As he said that, he continued to feast.

I see that there is indeed not much roe deer meat left, and the gluttons in my stomach are making trouble, so I desperately tried to eat it.After eating until my stomach was full, I finally lay down on the bed comfortably and fell asleep peacefully.

In my sleep, I saw the old lady again. The old lady had been smirking at me in my sleep all the time, and then smiled. The wife's facial features came out, and the whole body was covered with viscous corpse fluid and blood. Those insects crawled towards me, as if they were going to eat me.

"Your grandma's." I cursed and wanted to fight back, but I didn't know what was going on. In short, I couldn't move my body, so I could only watch those bugs crawling towards me. It's about to take over my body.

I was terrified at that time, I stretched out my hand without hesitation, and immediately grabbed a limp bug. All the hatred was concentrated on this palm, and I pulled hard...

Hey!
I heard a heart-piercing scream and woke me up in fright.

I opened my eyes and glanced at the ceiling, only to realize that it was a dream, but the horrific screams kept coming.

I quickly took a closer look, only to find that it was Lu Yixing lying on the ground and screaming loudly, curled up like a big shrimp, with his hands tightly guarding his crotch, it seemed that there was some secret in that place.

I looked at Lu Yixing inexplicably: "Lu Yixing, what are you doing?"

Lu Yixing cried and said in a mournful tone as he rolled, "Damn old Liu, I've provoked you so much. What do you think you are doing by dragging my dick early in the morning?"

Uh... I just realized that the loose and soft worm was actually Lu Zi's "second child", but it was a little too small, right?
I hurriedly walked up with an apologetic expression on my face, and said, "I'm sorry, Lu Zi, I had a dream just now."

"You said you dreamed about what my dick was doing, you kid, don't tell me you like heavy flavors." With my support, Lu Yixing stood up from the ground with difficulty: "I think I have muscles all over there. Bruised."

I was speechless for a while: "You kid can say anything, it's so disgusting."

Bang bang bang bang bang!
At this time, Da Wang and Er Wang ran up and knocked on the door nervously: "Master, Master, what's the matter, what happened, what did you call just now?"

"It's okay." Lu Yixing said: "Just now, when I practiced kung fu, my soul came out of my body, and I had a fight with the God of Wealth. I'm okay now."

The tone of Dawang and Erwang immediately became respectful: "Master, do you want to help?"

"Let Aunt Cuihua cook a pot of roe deer meat for me so that I can nourish my body," Lu Yixing said.

"Uh, so..." Da Wang said a little embarrassed.

"What, is it difficult? You don't have to force it." Lu Yixing said.

"No, no, let's ask Aunt Cuihua to pour out the ginseng soup and stew the roe deer meat for you," Dawang said.

What!
Lu Yixing shuddered instantly: "Ginseng soup? I love ginseng soup the most, don't pour it, don't pour it."

Let me go, I said yesterday that I like roe deer meat the most, but in the blink of an eye, it has become my favorite ginseng soup, what a foodie.

By the way, this is the first time I drink ginseng soup. It feels like drinking ramen soup. The ginseng is also a little tasteless, which makes me a little disappointed. I thought this ginseng soup was delicious.

But Lu Yixing scolded me for being ignorant, this ginseng soup is a great tonic, eat more, eat more, it is good for your body, especially for young people with girlfriends.

I glared at Lu Yixing and said, you boy, you should make up for it, and see if you can conquer Qiaojie when you go back.

In the end, Lu Yixing actually ate five or six ginseng roots. After eating, the guy started to have a nosebleed on the spot, and the high fever continued: "I'm going, why am I so dizzy?"

When Aunt Cuihua learned that Lu Yixing had eaten six ginsengs, she was instantly frightened: "This is Korean ginseng. It is so nutritious. It is standard for ordinary people to eat one ginseng. If you eat too much, you will overdo it." Da Wang, send someone to take Master Lu to the hospital and let him have some blood!"

Dawang immediately found a strong man, and ran down the mountain holding Lu Yixing, who was burning and dazed.

Hey, I sighed, it seems that this time I have to fight alone again.

I glanced at Yue Yaowei with a look of helplessness.Yue Yaowei said with a smile: "Why don't you eat a few more sticks and strike when you're sick?"

"Forget it, I'm not that boring." I sighed and said, "Let's go, let's go and see Shi Lai."

Dawang, Erwang and the others had already been entangled with six strong men waiting at the door, and when they saw us coming out, they rushed up to greet us.

Da Wang asked: "Master, shall we go to Shi Lai's lair to see now?"

I shook my head and said, "It seems that the monster that appeared last night is your mother who died a long time ago?"

Dawang nodded: "I didn't see the front clearly, but the back is very similar to my mother. Also, Master Lu Yixing said yesterday that the old lady you saw looks like my mother. it's the same."

I nodded: "Well, yes, it is indeed the same."

"Then it shouldn't be wrong." Da Wang said with a sad expression: "Master, what do you think is going on? When my mother died, we all met and even invited the most famous doctor to come , all judged that my mother's rescue was ineffective, so what we saw yesterday..."

"It's hard to say." I said: "Let's not talk about this, let's go to your mother's new grave first."

Dawang and the others nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, let's go to my mother's new grave first."

We hurried along the mountain road to the top of the mountain. When we came to the new tomb, we found that there was no sign of passiveness in the new tomb. It seemed that no one had moved the coffin. Drilled out of the coffin.

"Master, what should we do?" Dawang looked at me worriedly and asked, "Does this mean that my mother is still obediently staying in the coffin?"

I hesitated for a moment, and said, "That's not necessarily true. Open the coffin first and take a look at the situation inside. I suspect that the old lady was not lying in the coffin from the very beginning."

Dawang nodded thoughtfully: "Well, master, what you said is indeed correct, so shall we open the coffin now?"

"Open the coffin," I said.

So Dawang immediately took people to dig open the grave, moved the whole coffin out of it, and put it under the black tent.

As soon as the coffin came out, Dawang and Erwang immediately lay down on the ground and began to cry, showing their filial piety to outsiders.

Two strong men hurried up to pick them up, and then opened the coffin boards.

As soon as the coffin boards were opened, a foul smell was released from inside. It was so foul-smelling that everyone at the scene immediately covered their nostrils with their fingers. This smell could kill people alive!

I took a deep breath and walked up slowly, ready to see what was going on inside.

But when I walked up to see it like this, I was instantly taken aback, what a motherfucker I am!There was a living person lying there, and after looking more carefully, it was myself.

This discovery shocked me a lot, and I immediately took a few steps back, feeling dizzy for a while, as if something was about to rush out of my body.

Damn, not good!
I cursed, squatted on the ground immediately, hugged my head, and began to recite the "Sutra of Chang Qing Jing".

Because I found that one of my three souls and seven souls seemed to break through the shackles of my body. Fortunately, I found out in time, and finally used the method of chanting scriptures to suppress the soul.

"Master, are you alright?" Da Wang and the others hurried up, looking at me worriedly and said.

I took a deep breath and said it was okay.

I saw that one of them was about to go up to see what was going on inside the coffin, and I immediately stopped him: "Stop, don't get close to the coffin!"

(End of this chapter)