Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 271
The old ghost was blushed by what Wang Qinglong said, unable to refute a word, and finally just sighed: "Damn it, I just made a mistake that all men in the world make! You don't want to teach me a lesson, hurry up!" Get Luan Wu Fenghuang out for me, I have something to say to Luan Wu Phoenix."

Then Wang Qinglong snapped his fingers, and soon two men in black came up pushing a wheelchair.

Then I saw a handsome mature woman in her forties on the wheelchair, looking at Wang Qinglong with a smile on her face, and then said in a sweet voice: "Son, why did you invite Mom here?"

Wang Qinglong smiled and said: "Mom, let me show you an old acquaintance. Do you know the one among the three?"

The handsome woman looked the old ghost up and down in amazement for a long time, and taking advantage of this opportunity, I hurriedly asked in a low voice: "Old ghost, is this your old friend? I didn't expect you to eat tender grass, old ox. You are at least 20 years older than others."

The old ghost sighed: "You know what a fart, this can only make her young because of her cultivation. In fact, she is already over 80 years old now! I am only 15 years older than her."

what the hell!

What the old ghost said completely shocked me and Lu Yixing. We both looked at each other with the eyes of monsters, with incredible expressions on our faces: "How is it possible? You are over 90 years old? Who would believe it? The flurry of phoenixes is Three or 40 years old, no matter how well maintained it is, it will definitely not have this effect."

The old ghost said: "This is the ability of a cultivator. My junior sister and I originally practiced the technique of prolonging life. It is not difficult to have big breasts and a childlike face."

I was speechless for a while, what you want to say is white hair and youthful face, old man.

"Ah, I remembered." The Luanwu Phoenix suddenly said in surprise.

The old ghost hurriedly shouted excitedly: "Fenghuang, it's me, I'm here to find you..."

"Hey, I thought you were dead at first? It's been so many years, you are still the same, you haven't changed at all." Luanwu Phoenix said excitedly.

When the old lover met, he was extremely jealous. The old ghost sighed and said with emotion: "After so many years, you are just as beautiful, Fenghuang, how have you been doing these years?"

"Pretty bad." Luanwu Phoenix sighed.

"Oh, did this bastard bully you." The old ghost asked emotionally: "Damn, I knew he was not a fun thing. How did you get mixed up with this kind of animal?"

"You are not allowed to insult my son." Luan Wu Fenghuang scolded: "Believe it or not, I will teach you a lesson by blowing the flute?"

"Blow the flute?" The old ghost was obviously taken aback: "Aren't I just blowing the flute?"

"Haha, Lao Wang, don't lie to me, do you think I will still believe you?" Luanwu Fenghuang sneered: "When you lied to me that the old ghost was dead, I didn't believe you, I didn't expect you Now you are still lying to me that you are a blowjob? Absurd! Haha, haha!"

As soon as the old ghost heard the word Lao Wang, he became excited and incoherent in an instant: "Damn it, Fenghuang, that bastard lied to you that I was dead? I'll go to his father, if I meet that surnamed Wang again Grandson, he must be destroyed."

Luan Wu Fenghuang glared at the old ghost: "Old Wang, don't act here, don't think I don't know, you are Lao Wang, I didn't expect you to even scold yourself, it's really insane. Forget it, I don't want to embarrass you You, hurry up and go! Son, I'm a little tired, let me rest for a while."

Wang Qinglong nodded immediately: "Well, okay, master, you can rest for a while."

Flurry Phoenix was pushed aside, closed his eyes and began to rest.

Lu Yixing asked in bewilderment, "Old man, who is Old Wang?"

"My rival in love." The old ghost gritted his teeth.

Lu Yixing nodded thoughtfully: "Oh, oh." After that, he didn't ask any more questions.

Because this really isn't the right question to ask, at least not right now.

"Fenghuang, Fenghuang, it's me, open your eyes and look at me, I'm really a flute." The old ghost shouted loudly.

But Luan Wu Fenghuang didn't seem to hear it at all, and just closed his eyes to sleep and rest, and didn't even look at us.

The old ghost had no choice but to vent his anger on Wang Qinglong: "Bastard, bastard, what did you do to Phoenix?"

"What did I do to Fenghuang? I think it was you who did what to do to Fenghuang. Why, you did such a heartless act of abandoning your wife and son. Now my wife can't bear the torture and suffers from selective amnesia. Is this what I did to Master?"

"Selective amnesia?" The old ghost was stunned, and looked at us inexplicably: "Do you two know what kind of disease it is?"

I shook my head, thinking that I know nothing about medicine, not as much as the old ghost.But at this time Lu Yixing said in pleasant surprise: "Ah, I remembered, I watched a movie, "Return" directed by Zhang Yimou, in which the sick man played by Gong Li had this disease, didn't he? For the rest of my life, I don't even recognize my husband, and it changes every day."

The old ghost looked desperate: "Is it true that I haven't recognized him in my whole life?"

"No." Lu Yixing said.

"Nonsense, how is it possible? I lived together for so long before, it's impossible to have no memory at all, you kid is lying to me, right?"

"Why did I lie to you? It was directed by Zhang Yimou. I watched it from beginning to end, but I never remembered it."

"Damn it!" the old ghost scolded: "Who is that Zhang Yimou? This is not a lie to deceive people. If there is a chance to meet him, let him change it."

"Yes, yes, it needs to be changed." I said, "Old ghost, should we solve this matter first?"

The old ghost looked at Wang Qinglong: "Although I don't know what happened to her, but don't worry, as long as you dare to do her any harm, don't blame me for being rude to you."

Wang Qinglong laughed loudly and said, "Really? I want to see what kind of abilities you have." As he spoke, Wang Qinglong made a move that surprised everyone. He walked behind Luanwu Phoenix, and then She smiled and said, "Mom, haven't you been looking for the flute all the time? In fact, the flute is at the bottom of the valley. He has been waiting for you down there for a long time, and I didn't know until now."

"Ah? Is that so?" Luan Wu Fenghuang looked surprised: "It's really down there?"

Wang Qinglong nodded: "I got in touch with the lower levels yesterday. My dad told you to go down today and reunite with him. This is a surprise I specially prepared for you."

"Great." Luan Wufeng looked excited, then pressed the button of the electric chair, and walked slowly towards the valley: "I didn't expect that old man to have a conscience, he still remembers me."

The old ghost was frightened, and his voice was almost crying: "Fenghuang, don't, don't, the flute is not here, I guarantee it with my character."

Luanwu Fenghuang sneered: "Bastard, you want to lie to me again, right? You just don't want me to reunite with Chuxiao, huh, I won't be fooled by you. When I see Chuxiao, I will teach Chuxiao a lesson. your."

After finishing speaking, the Luanwu Phoenix exerted all his strength, and the front wheels of the wheelchair were completely suspended in the air. Then, under the action of the gravity of the earth, the Luanwu Phoenix and the wheelchair fell down together.

No!

The old ghost let out a scream, and at the same time subconsciously stretched out his hand to stop Luanwu Phoenix, but it was useless at all, because Luanwu Phoenix had already fallen below our level at an extremely fast speed.

And we are still a long time away from the Luanwu Phoenix, even if the Luanwu Phoenix is ​​above our level, it is impossible for us to catch the Luanwu Phoenix.

Ah!
The old ghost screamed almost heart-piercingly, and at the same time stared at Wang Qinglong with wide eyes: "I'm inferior to your mother."

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be a passionate seed. If you are really a passionate seed, jump down." Wang Qinglong said sarcastically.

"You wait, I will make you look good."

After finishing speaking, that old ghost unexpectedly surprised Lu Yixing and me. I guess even Wang Qinglong and others were surprised, because this old ghost is really awesome, even more awesome than I imagined.

I never thought that after scolding Wang Qinglong, the old ghost actually jumped down, jumped down without hesitation, and opened his hands like a bird.

It wasn't until the figure of the old ghost disappeared from our sight that Lu Yixing finally sighed and cursed: "Damn it, this old man imagined himself as a bird Right? This bird is really good enough."

I was heartbroken for a while, the old ghost just fell away like this?
The majestic Louguan Daoist was ruined by a word of love?It's really asking what love is in the world, and it's a direct teaching about life and death.

I squatted down and looked at the bottomless abyss, feeling as if I had overturned the five-flavored bottle in my heart, but it was not a taste.I don't know whether to be happy for the old ghost or sad for the old ghost.

(End of this chapter)