Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 267 Four Bronze Coffins

This thought made me so excited, I took off my belt without hesitation, and prepared to show my strength. At the same time, I secretly thanked the non-mainstream in my heart. It was those brain-dead non-mainstream designs that made me grab the last trace in despair. hope.

I used the dagger in my belt to pry the coffin board hard, hey, let alone, it really succeeded. With my force, the coffin board was opened a gap, and then I could see through the gap outside light.

I found that I was still in that stone cave now, but this cave is very huge, at least a lot wider, and I have to be at least ten meters away from the stone shore.

It seems that this hole is really spacious enough, and I don't know how deep it is.I tried my best to continue fixing the coffin board with the dagger, and the gap was getting bigger and bigger.

Soon, I pried open a gap around the coffin. It seemed that the nails had loosened. I lay on my back on the coffin and kicked it hard a few times, and the coffin board was kicked away with a bang. , and finally fell into the cliff.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and then sat up slowly. When I saw the situation around me clearly, I was so frightened that I couldn't say a word for an instant, and just looked at both sides dumbfounded.

Oh my god, where the hell is this?how can i be hereWhat is this place?
Unexpectedly, what I was in turned out to be a very dilapidated bronze coffin that looked old, and the surroundings of the bronze coffin were locked by iron chains. There were four iron chains extending in four directions.

And the iron chains in these four directions have another coffin at the other end, and there are four coffins in total.
These four coffins were also fixed on the mountain wall by iron chains, and they were rickety. The coffins were the same size as the one I was in, but a little smaller.

Looking at the coffins around me, I was stunned, and then I casually glanced down.

But just looking down, I was immediately dumbfounded, what the hell is going on, my mother?Below it turned out to be a bottomless abyss, with no end in sight, and this bottomless abyss was 20 meters in diameter. I was sitting on a bronze coffin, shaking at a height of more than a thousand meters.

I was dizzy for a moment, and I hurriedly retracted my head, and finally got better, but I still felt like I was about to vomit.

"Bang!" At this moment, I suddenly heard a dull sound, and then I looked over, but was shocked to find that a coffin board on my left was kicked open, and then an old man A voice came from inside: "Paralyzed, where is this?"

When I heard this voice, I immediately despaired. This voice belonged to an old ghost. Even the old ghost was imprisoned in a coffin... You know, I originally expected this old guy to save my life.

After the old guy crawled out of the coffin, he cursed, "Damn, where am I?"

I hurriedly shouted: "Old ghost, don't move in the coffin, don't let your coffin lose its balance.

Because the old guy's coffin is only hung by three chains, it is possible to lose balance.

"The coffin is a bird, and the balance is a hair." The old ghost stood up and stretched comfortably, and then the coffin shook for a while, and the old ghost realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly looked down.

When he realized that he was indeed suspended in mid-air, he was instantly terrified: "Oh my god, where am I? Father, mother, help me, I have a fear of heights."

After finishing speaking, the old ghost's legs went limp, and he collapsed directly into the coffin.

My hanging heart finally fell. Fortunately, the old ghost was too frightened to stand up. I was really worried that the old ghost would fall down to meet Hades just now.

I didn't expect the old ghost to be more severe than my fear of heights. Just now I wanted the old ghost to comfort me, but now it seems that I can only take the initiative to play the role of attacking.

I smiled and comforted the old ghost and said: "Old ghost, don't worry, this coffin is very safe, as long as you don't move around, it will definitely not fall."

The old ghost's voice trembled: "Your sister still makes me move around, my legs are so weak, you have to be responsible for me, damn it, I'm still a virgin."

I froze for a moment, this is definitely a big deal: "No, old ghost, you must be joking with me, right?"

"I'm just kidding you." The old ghost's voice trembled violently: "I have been a Taoist priest all my fucking life, just thinking that if I don't want to fuck, maybe I can really become a fairy. Who would have thought that at this moment I'm about to die, damn it, I would have been a duck if I had known earlier, wasting my youth in vain."

Isn't there something wrong with this old devil's brain?

Letting go of the good youth and not enjoying it, but still maintaining a virgin body... This has long been outdated in this society, okay? I guess there is only an old virgin in this society, right?
The old ghost seemed to be quite sad at the moment, and asked me for help repeatedly: "Xiao Liu, you quickly climb up along the chain, and then find a way to get me out, your master, I have nothing to do here. Resistance, do you want to watch your master and me die?"

I said: "Wait a minute, let me observe what form this is. I will talk about the escape later."

I looked around and found that on the east side of the cliff, there was a quite spacious hole. If I climbed along the iron chain, I could climb to a position about two meters east of the hole.

And the stones in the middle of the distance of about two meters are uneven, so I can slowly climb over the stones.

Damn, this looks like a Hollywood blockbuster, whether I can do it or not, I began to have no idea about myself, thinking how great it would be if I could be possessed by Jackie Chan right now?

Thinking about it later, let’s forget it, now that Brother Jackie Chan is so old, and his son’s little house is still in the detention center, if Brother Jackie Chan is really possessed, he probably won’t be able to do what he wants.

The old ghost saw me staring at the hole in a daze, and he comforted me and said, "Xiao Liu, it's okay, I believe in you, go, go, you will definitely succeed."

I looked at the old ghost with a depressed expression on my face: "You really don't have to worry about me falling to your death."

"Why did you fall to your death? I know Master Niutou. When the time comes, let you work as an errand below, isn't it better than being alive? And you can also stay with your little lover, why not do it?"

I glared at the old ghost: "There's a lot of nonsense, since hell is so good, why don't you go?"

"I'm basically going if I'm gone. Your boy now bears the lives of both of us."

But just after the old ghost finished speaking, I heard a familiar voice from the coffin on the left: "Damn, who turned off the light, nurse, nurse, turn on the light for me quickly, hurry up, I want pee."

"Whoa, who? Who the hell put a plank on my head? Your grandma, damn it, nurse, hurry up, I'm going to wet the bed."

I'm crying, why is Lu Yixing, who is recuperating in the hospital, here?And this kid was also locked in the coffin. It seems that this kid is not as good as the old ghost. At least the old ghost quickly recognized the situation. The kid still doesn't know where he is.

I yelled: "Lu Zi, stop screaming, we are locked up now, you are in the coffin now, check to see if there is anything hard around you that can pry the coffin boards open."

Lu Yixing was silent for a moment, then asked cautiously, "Liu Zi, is that you?"

I said: "It's me, Lu Zi, I'm sorry, I didn't expect to get you involved."

"Did you come to the hospital to see me? Or am I dreaming now?" Lu Yixing said in a trembling voice, "You tell me I am dreaming now. I remember that I was flirting with the little nurse in the hospital just a moment ago. Qiao, how could I be locked in a coffin in such a short time? Damn, it must be a dream."

It seems that Lu Yixing still refuses to accept the fact that he is locked in the coffin, so I said: "Lu Zi, don't take chances, you are indeed in the coffin now, feel around and see if it is Can't you feel the abnormality around you?"

Then there was another moment of silence, and then Lu Yixing cursed at the top of his voice: "I fucked his spicy neighbor, what the hell is going on, why am I locked up here?"

I said: "This is the work of the Black Hand Sect, first look around to see if there are any hard things around, and pry open the coffin board.

Soon, Lu Yixing successfully pried open the coffin board, and then he stuck his head out from inside, looking around with a confused expression: "Wow, what a fairyland on earth, if we build a villa here If it is not, then it will not make people happy!"

The difference in mentality directly determines a person's attitude towards the environment.

The old ghost looked at Lu Yixing with strange eyes: "Your mental quality is really strong."

"Huh? Old man, you are here too. What a coincidence." Lu Yixing said with a smile, "Hey, why do you say that kid Liu is in the middle of the coffin? It's not fair, you guys Look at the top of my head, there is a halo of the protagonist on top of my head, logically speaking, I should be in the coffin in the middle."

I'm sweating, I don't have time to talk to Lu Zi about these useless things now: "Lu Zi, you are the closest to the entrance of the cave, see if you can climb to the entrance of the cave, I believe you, you can."

"I believe in you too." The old ghost said.

Lu Yixing glanced at the entrance of the cave, then visually measured the distance between the iron chain and the entrance of the cave, and said dumbfoundedly: "Liu Zi, you asked me to hang Wia, maybe I can climb over, but you let me pass with my bare hands." Climb over it... isn't that what makes me challenge the world bikini record."

"That's a Guinness record," I corrected.

"I don't care if he's in a bikini or a Guinness, anyway, I don't have the guts to crawl over it." Lu Yixing said.

(End of this chapter)