Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 231 I am a male god
After finishing speaking, two grimaces quickly poked out from the door, scaring Xiaohong and me.

Damn, I didn't expect the ghost messenger to hide behind the door, that is to say, there is only a few centimeters between us and the ghost messenger.

Seeing ghosts from a distance of a few centimeters is the real thrill.This ghost guard looks like the goblin in Journey to the West, with a face full of chubby flesh. He is said to be an animal and not like an animal, and he is not like a human being.

Especially this little ghost who was facing me had a lot of bones growing on his face, and what supported his already ugly face was even more crooked.

Fortunately, we have already posted invisibility symbols now, so the other party can't see us at all.

The two ghost messengers didn't see us, and they were puzzled: "Why is there no one?"

Another ghost messenger said: "Brother, you are too fussy, it seems that there was a gust of wind just now."

"Where does the wind come from in this underworld?"

"Hey, why do you care so much, look at what you threw in just now." The ghost guard on the opposite side said with a smile.

So the ghost messenger on my side turned his head and took a look, and when he found that it was actually a 500 billion Ming coin issued by Tiandi Bank, he opened his big pig's mouth in an instant, and the yellow teeth in his mouth were very disgusting: "Hey, get rich!" Get rich, I didn't expect that there are still people on the top who miss us brothers, burn Ming coins for us, not bad."

"It's just that the burning is a bit small, it's only enough to find Miss once."

"Okay, don't be greedy and you can do it, this is not bad." After saying that, the two ghost messengers went to pick up the ghost coin, and then hid behind the door.

I wiped the cold sweat off my forehead, fortunately, these two people took the Mingbi as someone from above burned paper for them.I patted my chest, and then made a movement towards Xiaohong.

Because we both use the same talisman, we can see each other.

Xiaohong nodded, and tiptoed in first, trying not to make a sound.

Fortunately, along the way, they did not attract the attention of the two ghosts.And I also took a deep breath, and then slowly followed behind Xiaohong, preparing to pass through the hall.

Even if there is an elevator, it should be opposite the elevator.As I was thinking this way, I felt that I had come to the gate opposite the hall.

Looking at the skeleton gate, the two of us were stunned again. Damn, how do we get through this thing?If you push it away, you will definitely be discovered by those two ghost messengers.

But if we don't push it away, we can't get through at all.For a while, I was embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

The two of us walked along the wall twice, and found that it seemed that there was really only one way to enter, the ghost gate.This is really difficult.

Just when I was anxiously scratching my ears and cheeks, Xiao Hong suddenly patted my shoulder, and then whispered to my ear, saying: "After opening the door later, I will lead them away, and then you go in quickly." ,do you know?"

I froze for a moment, then shook my head vigorously: "No, Miss Hong, you have sacrificed enough for me, I can't owe you any more favors."

"I owe you a fart." Xiaohong said: "Sister, I am doing it for myself. You don't know that having sex with ghost servants can prolong your life. I can't guarantee that I will please these two ghost servants. These two ghost servants can bless me. In the rest of my life, I will be promoted and get rich."

Of course I knew that Xiaohong was comforting me, so my head shook even more: "No, no, sister Hong, we can definitely think of the second way to get in."

"It's useless." Xiaohong said: "It's not that you didn't see it, there is no gap here for you to pass through, and our invisibility talisman can't last long, it will be bad if we are discovered later .”

Yes, I ignored this point, the invisibility charm really can't last long.I was depressed for a while, and I was hesitating whether or not Miss Xiaohong should sacrifice herself to help others.

No, you must not sacrifice Miss Xiaohong because of me. I know that these two ghost messengers will not easily let go of the ghost who broke into the Palace of Wuchang without authorization. Maybe they will see Xiaohong's beauty and insist on keeping Xiaohong behind. Woolen cloth.

So I immediately decided to stay calm and drag Xiaohong out first.

But Xiaohong pushed my arm away and said, "Forget it, I don't have time to talk to you."

After she finished speaking, she actually pushed the door open while I was not on guard, and kicked me in at the same time, while she quickly tore off the spell on her forehead, then fell to the ground, screaming : "My god, what is in here, it's scary."

"Who is it!" As soon as the door was opened, the two ghost messengers quickly discovered the vision here, their expressions changed instantly, and they rushed up in a hurry: "Bastard bastard, who broke in. "

And I looked at Miss Xiaohong anxiously, wanting to go out to help, but Xiaohong made a gesture of picking at the top of the sky: "If you dare to take another step forward, I will pick off the top of the sky."

I know that Xiaohong is a daring female man, there is really nothing I can do, and if I go out, I guess both of us will have to burp.

I know Miss Xiaohong is resourceful and she can fool these two, so I have no choice but to nod my head and say, "I'm sorry, Miss Hong, don't worry, I will definitely come to save you, even if it costs me my life."

I hid behind the door, and the first thing the two ghost messengers came up to did was to check the door to see if Xiaohong had any accomplices.

Now, of course, they can't see me, because I'm invisible to ghosts.

After finding out that there was no accomplice, the two ghost messengers quickly surrounded Xiaohong: "Hmph, who is here, why did you trespass into the Palace of Impermanence?"

Xiaohong said coquettishly: "What's so fierce? It's so fierce. They didn't break in on purpose. Just now, their money was blown in by the wind, and they came in to look for it. Hey, did you two see it?"

Of course, the two ghost messengers would not easily believe Xiaohong's words: "Hmph, do you think we will believe your ridiculous trick? How did you get in, tell me."

"It just came in through the window." Xiaohong said, "It's you two instead, why didn't I see you two just now?"

The two ghosts glanced at the window and found that the window was open, and they obviously began to believe Xiaohong's words. After all, they were on duty every day and night, and it was impossible for them not to take a nap.

"Hmph, I don't know that this is the Palace of Impermanence, and other little ghosts are not allowed to come in and out at will." Probably because of Xiaohong's beauty, the two ghosts didn't get violent as soon as they came up.

"Don't be angry, two big brothers. I'm new here too. I'm not familiar with the place, and I don't know why I came here. In short, the little money is all the money I have on me. I want to find the money first, okay? Otherwise, I will be alone and helpless in the future..." Xiaohong said.

When Xiaohong said that, the two ghost messengers immediately dispelled all their worries and put away their weapons: "It turns out that it is just a new ghost. Let me tell you, this is the residence of Master Black and White Wuchang. Hurry up and get out now! Otherwise, you will be killed later." Master Erwuchang is here, and if he finds you, he will definitely not spare you."

As they said that, the two dragged Xiaohong to the left and right to 'go out'.

Of course, I don't believe that these two ghost messengers will let Xiaohong, a delicate little girl, maybe these two ghost messengers will secretly give Xiaohong to the unspoken rules.

Thinking of this, I feel distressed for a while. What I hate the most is that all the good cabbages are beaten by pigs.This time, it seems that Xiaohong is in danger.

Good sister, I'm sorry, don't worry, after I save Xiaohong's life, I will come to save you.

After I finished speaking, I turned around and walked inside.Going further inside is the bedroom. The layout in this bedroom is very simple, just two double beds, a bedside table, and a few tea sets.

And there is a huge poster of Leslie Cheung's concert hanging on the wall...

I thought to myself, is it possible that my elder brother is still holding a concert down there?If there is a chance, I have to come to see the elegant demeanor of the eldest brother.

And after walking through the bedroom, there is a long corridor. As soon as I walked in, I was instantly overwhelmed by the weird scene in this corridor. Your sister, am I in the Hall of Impermanence or in the haunted house? Why is this corridor so eerie? There are many ghosts tied to the benches on both sides of the corridor, looking at me fiercely.

Most of these ghosts are people who died violently. Some died in car accidents, some fell to their deaths, and some were dismembered by drug lords. In short, these ghosts all died violently, so they still maintain the state when they died. , The scene should be as bloody as bloody.

Looking at these incomplete guys, I almost spit out my bile.Damn, this is disgusting. I clearly saw a guy who was dismembered kept using his hands to pick up and stuff the internal organs that fell from his body, and then a guy who worked in a factory and was crushed into meatloaf by a machine The fat man secretly took out parts from the guy's back and stuffed them into his body.

Then his body slowly returned to its normal shape, but this shape only lasted for a while, and after a while, it turned into a shriveled shape again.

For the first time, I found the feeling of being a male god.

(End of this chapter)