Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 227

As we approached the middle of the arched bridge, I vaguely saw a black figure between the male and female teams, holding a ladle, constantly digging the soup in a wooden bucket, and when I saw a ghost, I directly took the ladle The soup in the bowl was thrown out, and the soup was more obedient and directly turned into a strip shape, and those ghosts who opened their mouths and cried and howled, poured the soup directly into their mouths.

Miraculously, as soon as the soup was poured into the mouths of those howling ghosts, those little ghosts who were still crying suddenly became well-behaved, and continued to line up quietly, their eyes glazed over.

You can tell at a glance that it's silly.

This is very fast, almost one per second.Basically, one man and one woman, this can also ensure a balanced ratio of reincarnated men and women, so that there will be no imbalance between men and women in the yang world.

Soon, it will be our turn. The closer I get to Granny Meng, the more nervous I am, worrying that the plan will not keep up with the changes. What if the plan does not develop as I imagined later? After being forcibly poured into Mengpo soup, I will completely burp in my life.

When I think of my family and my lovely classmates, I feel all kinds of sadness in my heart.

So this time, only success and no failure are allowed in this operation. I secretly put pressure on myself, secretly grabbed Mingbi's hand, and began to tremble slightly.

But my expression is still forced to be calm, just kidding, Xiaohong is looking at me over there, if she panics when she sees me, this Xiaohong must be even worse.

And now I can see Po Meng's appearance.

It's just that I didn't expect that Granny Meng was as wonderful as Xiao Guier said, she was just an old aunt, a typical neighborhood committee aunt.

This aunt looks to be five or sixty years old, with gray temples and a kind face. She looks at the teams on both sides with a smile on her face. Her hands are like machines, turning left and right, feeding these people Mengpo soup in turn.

Just when I suspected that the little ghost was lying to me, I suddenly heard a clear and light female voice: "Let me go, let me go, my old lady, I will pick out fresh soup for you to drink."

As I said that, I turned my head and saw a young and vigorous woman in gorgeous clothes coming over with a load of Mengpo soup, with a happy smile on her face.

If the guess is correct, this should be the real Meng Po, right?

This Granny Meng has an incomparably graceful figure, with a handsome appearance and fair skin. She is wearing a set of more classical slimming Hanfu, which fully sets off her beautiful figure. How wonderful this scene is.

As soon as Granny Meng appeared, all the men and women at the scene focused their eyes on Granny Meng, who was outstanding in appearance, and they couldn't leave their eyes for a long time. If you want me to say, Granny Meng is the most beautiful scenic spot in hell, not one of them.

"Damn ghost, what are you looking at?" Meng Po said with a charming smile, but it could be seen that she enjoyed the coveted eyes of everyone, her face was full of coquettish and charming style.

Such a delicate speech made everyone on the scene short of breath, and some even fainted from shock and fell into the river.

As soon as Granny Meng came, the old woman who delivered the soup stopped serving the soup, stood up, rubbed her waist vigorously, and said, "Hey, my waist seems to be unable to straighten up."

Granny Meng smiled and handed Po Meng a high waist: "Second sister, this is the black bone pain plaster I just bought for you from Yinshier, see if it works."

I was stunned by Meng Po, and my bones hurt. This was a well-known 'big brand' plaster at that time.

This thing is advertised on the county TV station all day long, and it is broadcast almost ten times a day, so that we all know the advertising words of this black bone pain.

A little old man copied a big brand of high-calcium tablets. While climbing the stairs with great difficulty, he said with a painful expression: "My waist hurts, my back hurts, and my joints hurt all over. What should I do?"

Then a child ran up, holding the black bone pain plaster in his hand: "Take the black bone pain."

The old man drank a bottle on the spot: "Hey, it's really good. Grandson, let's go." Then he continued to climb the stairs.

Your sister, at that time I really wondered whether the old man drank black bone pain or took Viagra. Is the effect so obvious?
However, there is one more thing that confuses me. Why does Granny Meng call this old lady the second younger sister? Is it possible that this old lady is younger than Granny Meng?But how is this possible? You can tell who is beautiful and who is ugly at a glance.

But now I don’t have time to think about it. After Po Meng poured all the soup from the burden into the big wooden bucket, Po Meng continued to distribute the soup: "Second sister, take a break, I will distribute it here for a while." .”

The second sister nodded, then turned and left with the 'black bone pain'.

Granny Meng was not in a hurry to serve out the soup, but first looked back at the fools who drank the soup, and found that there were a few bulging guys among them, and hurried up to take out a lot of Ming coins from her pocket.

Granny Meng smiled at us coquettishly and charmingly, and said: "Don't tell the King of Hades, if anyone tells, you Granny Meng, I will go and seduce your family."

After speaking, put the coins in your pocket, and then continue to give us soup.

Seeing that it will be sent to me soon, I know that I must act, otherwise I will not even have a chance to act later.

I took a deep breath, and then shouted: "Brothers, come and grab the money, grab the money, there is a lot of money here." Then, I threw out all the coins on my body vigorously, and then took the lead to start Pick up ghost coins.

Originally, in my opinion, these greedy ghosts who are open to money will come up to pick up money, and then the scene will become a mess. At that time, I can take Xiaohong and slip away without drinking Mengpo soup.

But when I started to take action, I realized that the ideal is plump and the reality is skinny. When I picked up ghost coins and picked up tens of billions, I realized that the scene was still in order, and no one was grabbing ghost coins...

This scene felt like an idiot, throwing a lot of money on the ground, and then yelling loudly to pick up the money for fun.

Even Xiaohong doesn't play with me.

I was so embarrassed at that time, I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead vigorously, then stood up, and took a look at the situation on the scene.

Everyone looked at me inexplicably, and that Granny Meng also looked at me with a smile on her face. I was stupid and stopped cooking. How can this be fixed? This is a bad thing.

Granny Meng looked at me with a smile on her face and said, "Is your family very rich? If you have money, you can come down here."

I quickly waved my hands: "No, no, sister Meng, I had a nightmare just now, so... sorry, I... I will go to line up right away. By the way, these are all honoring you, respecting you."

I was really worried that Po Meng would beat me out of my wits with a ladle, thinking that I would rather drink Po Meng's soup and be reincarnated than be out of my wits.And he had to bring Xiaohong along with him.

But Meng Po looked at me with a smile on her face: "Little brother, what's your name?"

This Granny Meng's voice is very nice, and my little brother's voice made my whole body go numb, as if there was some kind of magical power.I suddenly felt that I was worthless, why did this simple sentence make me unable to stand up?
I hurriedly said: "My name is Liu Baisui, Liu Baisui."

"Oh, Liu Baisui, hello, hello, I know you." Meng Po smiled and said, "Come here and let me take a look."

To be honest, I was really stunned at the time.

know me?How do you know me?

This is not fucked Well this.What the hell is going on here?
I looked at Po Meng inexplicably: "Po Meng, how do you know me?"

Po Meng said: "Where's Miss Hong? Sit here, and I'll tell you about it later." After speaking, Po Meng pointed to the stone stool on his left and said.

Xiaohong clutched her chest, walked out of the team in shock, and looked at me with a surprised expression: "Bai Sui, you have such amazing relatives in your family, why didn't you tell me earlier."

"Sister, I don't even know if our family has such powerful relatives." I looked at Xiaohong speechlessly and said.

So Xiaohong and I sat on the small stone bench next to Granny Meng in a daze, and fully experienced the feeling of being Granny Meng.

Seeing the people on both sides crying and howling, losing their memories of their previous lives and turning into fools one by one, Xiaohong and I were shocked.

How much concern do these dead souls have in the world?Because I found that many dead souls even cried out their hearts.

(End of this chapter)