Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 223 Yin Yang Realm

It didn't take long for the little turtle to enter the memory of the previous life, and then I heard a whining voice: "Xiao Ling, follow me to the cornfield over there, and I'll buy you candied haws. "

"Well, of course I won't lie to you. Last time I told you to eat bananas, didn't I really let you eat them?"

"Well, let's go, by the way, you go first, I'll go later, it's not good to be seen by adults."

I'm going, Xiaohong and I are both stunned, it's so frustrating, this kid started hooking up with little girls at such a young age in his previous life, he even hiccupped and still missed his previous life...

"Xiao Ling, do you know what is the difference between men and women?"

"It's not the appearance, it's not the appearance. There is another place where you can quickly identify men and women. Would you like me to guide you?"

"Yes, you lift up the skirt, it's different here, lift it up a little more."

"See that ditch. It's different from men's. Look, I have a stick here. This stick can just make up for the defect of your ditch."

I was dizzy, and what this kid said made me blush.

God, where did such a shameless person come from, what kind of stick and ditch, why don't he die, what kind of theory is this.

"Damn it, a born rascal, my mother is the most disgusting kind of thing!" As she said, Xiao Hong kicked the boy's ass, and the guy who was lying on the ground screamed and jumped. He got up and glared at Xiaohong angrily: "You fucking fucker, didn't you see that I was having an orgasm?"

"Climax bird." Xiaohong scolded: "Hurry up and go, you don't have to worry about the patrol ghosts seeing you later and tearing you up."

The little turtle said coldly: "Cut, my dad is a ghost messenger."

I'm dizzy, this is clearly a reprint of 'My Dad is Li Gang'.

We continued to move forward, and after a short walk, we heard a rushing sound of water flowing in front of us. I thought to myself, there is still a river in this hell?

So I hurriedly asked: "Little Guier, where does the sound of running water come from?"

Little Gui'er said: "This is the Wangchuan River. How come you don't even know such a little common sense? This is one of the landmark attractions in our hell."

I'm dizzy, it's also a landmark scenic spot, I guess only fools will come to this place to enjoy the scenery.

Wangchuanhe Wangchuanhe, this name is not unfamiliar to me.

In many myths and ghost stories in our country, after death, people have to pass through the gate of ghosts, pass through Huangquan Road, and between Huangquan Road and Hades, the Wangchuan River is the boundary.

Now we are not considered to have completely entered hell, but just at the junction point. If we continue to go inside, we will be in real hell.

I took a deep breath, the air was filled with the stench of corpses, this smell made me sick, as if I was standing in the toilet now, and there were several dead bodies in the toilet Corpse in general.

Whirring whirring!
We continued to walk forward and within a short time, there was a gust of wind blowing. This wind gave me a headache. Even though I shook my head vigorously, I still couldn't wake up. Everything was like a dream. .

I grabbed Xiaohong's arm and said, "Xiaohong follow me closely."

Xiaohong held my arm tightly, probably because she was overwhelmed by this weird situation.

The surroundings are extremely dark, and the place not too high above the head is the "sky" of hell. The sky is dark and oppressive, suspended above the head. If you look up, you will feel that the dark clouds may fall at any time.

And the black clouds in the midair continuously switched shapes. At first it was in the shape of a devil's head, then it changed into the shape of a skull, and then it turned into the shape of a tragic death.

In short, this dark sky gives people all kinds of imaginations. If it is not because it is really in hell, this landscape will definitely sell for a good price in the world.

"Quiet!"

Just as I was staring at the landscape in a daze, a thunderbolt from the blue sky suddenly came out above my head. I trembled in fright, and looked up. My whole body was in a bad mood, because I saw a thick lightning that was three to four meters long. , was chopping down from mid-air, the target was exactly where we were, I grabbed Xiaohong and fell to the side, the reaction of the little turtle was fast enough, jumping farther than me.

As soon as we jumped away, we saw a large hole three to four meters in diameter and half a meter deep on the ground, and under the big hole, there were a lot of bones and even some corpses that hadn't completely decomposed. , There are even maggots wriggling on it.

Xiaohong and I were both pale with fright, and Xiaohong was shaking my hand obviously, she asked tremblingly: "Hundred years old, why are there still skeletons in this hell? It exists in the form of dead souls."

I explained: "Actually, that's just a general statement. Of course there are physical bodies in hell. It seems that although the human world is a space for human beings, a certain number of ghosts are allowed. These corpses may have accidentally entered the place where Yin and Yang meet. And died tragically. Because if the physical body goes directly to hell, no matter how powerful a person is, their soul will be forcibly taken away, and they will never be reborn forever, and it is impossible to get out of the physical body."

Xiaohong let out a cry.

I said, "Let's keep going, we don't know what's waiting for us."

Along the way, there were still a lot of lightning strikes.And as we moved forward, we gradually encountered some other little ghosts. These little ghosts came down from the top and went to hell to report through Huangquan Road. I think most of them look unwilling .It seems that he died unjustly, and there are many regrets left in this world.

What surprised me even more was that few of these ghosts were old people, and most of them were young people.I thought to myself that the dead should all be old people, right?Why are there so many young people interspersed in it?I found that most of these were young adults in their 40s and [-]s.

So I asked Xiaoguier: "Little Guier, aren't the people who go to hell here generally elderly? The majority of people who die and go to bed should be the majority. I think most of them here are elderly people!"

"Old people have their own channel!" Little Gui'er said, "These dead souls are young people who died abnormally. Since they died abnormally, it is because they have done too many evils in the world of the earth. If they continue to live in the world of the earth, they are afraid They will cause harm to the world, so they were urgently summoned by the King of Hades to withstand the slashing of seventy-seven and forty-nine heavenly thunders, and get rid of their sins and injustices. In this way, the reincarnation in the next life will be clean."

I nodded thoughtfully, and hurriedly asked, "Then why do we go to the underworld through this road? Why don't we take the special passage for the elderly?"

"The special passage for the elderly is not for us to use. You must have a qualification certificate for the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled. And there are ghosts checking the entrance. If you are discovered by then, you must not torment me."
I patted the little turtle's head, smiled and said to you: "Hey, thanks to your self-knowledge."

We continued to move forward, and we found that almost every soul had to undergo the purification of the sky thunder along the way. A sky thunder came down and hit the body of five or six guys. In an instant, the guy's body seemed to be charged with tens of thousands of volts. Like an electric voltage, the whole body glows brightly, and after the lightning leaves, the soul will turn into a pool of flesh and blood and rot on the ground.

However, this state will not last for too long. After a while, it will heal automatically, and then continue to move forward, and continue to accept the bombing of the next thunder.

I don't know what's going on with these dead souls. When they saw the sky thunder bombing themselves, they didn't hide or dodge, but just quietly accepted the sky thunder bombing.

I didn't know the tricks until the little ghost explained it to me.It turned out that when these guys came from Huangquan Road, they already felt that they were stupefied by the Bianhua, and their minds were dizzy, as if they had drunk two catties.

In this stupid state, how do you know what the lightning is?And I guess that Bianhua also paralyzed the nerves of these people, otherwise why didn't they let out half a scream when the lightning struck them?

We encountered a lot of meat sauce along the way, which was horrible, and sometimes we could see a little JJ hidden in a pile of meat sauce...

But we are okay, we are very clever to dodge all the meat sauce along the way.I don't think I can bear the bombing of Tianlei even once, the scene is too bloody.

Not long after we walked, we saw in front of us several towering black mountains towering under the dark sky in the distance, and there were screams of dead souls from time to time, and the sound of the water flow became louder. It's almost like a waterfall.

"The Wangchuan River is ahead." The little ghost said to us: "When you see the Wangchuan River later, you should be smart. There are many dead souls in it. They all accidentally fell from the Naihe Bridge. They are inside. You can always look for a scapegoat, do you understand what I mean?"

Xiaohong and I nodded again and again, joking, if we were not careful, we might become scapegoats. Can we not think carefully about the meaning of every word he said?You must know that in this case, every word of his may save our life.

After walking for a long time, we came to the side of the Wangchuan River, but when we saw this clear and calm lake without any impurities, we were a little stunned.

Didn't it mean that the Wangchuan River is extremely thrilling, why is the Wangchuan River we saw so calm, surprisingly peaceful, without the slightest danger.

Looking at the clear and cool river water, I suddenly had the urge to drink it in a handful, probably because I was too fast on the road ahead, so I was very thirsty at the moment.

And Xiaohong seemed to be thirsty too, and she had already walked down, ready to grab a handful of water to drink.

I glanced at the little turtle and asked, "Aren't you thirsty?"

Little Gui'er shook her head: "I'm not thirsty, I'm not thirsty at all."

After finishing speaking, he secretly licked his dry lips with his tongue.

No, little turtle, this is a sign that your throat is dry, so how can you say that you are not thirsty?What the hell is going on here?
No, there must be a problem with the river water, so the little turtle doesn't drink it.I hurriedly glanced at Xiaohong, only to find that Xiaohong had stretched out her hand, ready to drink a handful of water.

"Not good." I yelled, and at the same time ran up like crazy, and pulled Xiaohong up from above: "Quick..."

(End of this chapter)