Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 22

"By the way, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?" I asked, "Isn't it just wandering around?"

"Tch, the ghost came here for a walk in the middle of the night." Che Yanyan said contemptuously, "I'm here to help you."

"Help me, help me for what?" I looked at Che Yanyan wonderingly, still not believing that she had already investigated my details.This thing is really terrible.

"Help you find that pair of gays." Che Yanyan said: "Besides, I seriously suspect that the two gays you are looking for have been taken away by the dirty things I was looking for, so I want to invite you Let's deal with that filth together."

"Oh, you're talking about that strange wind?" I looked at Che Yanyan in surprise, "You're also looking for that gust of wind, aren't you?"

"Strange wind? Oh, you're talking about ghost girls, right?" Che Yanyan said, "That's right, I'm looking for ghost girls. I'm basically sure now that the two homosexuals you're looking for The soul was abducted by the Immortal Gui Niang."

I looked at Che Yanyan with a look of surprise: "Is this ghost girl a hairy thing? Why did she appear here? Is it a ghost?"

However, Che Yanyan shook her head: "This Guiniangxian is a little fairy who has practiced well in the legend. The folk definition basically means that the merits and demerits are balanced. It has benefited people and also hurt human beings, so Basically, it is a neutral existence..."

"In the past few days, I have noticed that the ghost girl frequently appears on campus, and I am worried that it will hurt my classmates, so I have been looking for opportunities to get in touch with the ghost girl, so as not to cause any misunderstandings and let the ghost girl hurt my classmates. I don’t want to let what happened last time with Banjieweng happen again.”

I looked at Che Yanyan: "Did you know what happened to Ban Weng last time? Then why didn't you take action?"

"Hey." Che Yanyan sighed: "Actually, before this, there were no ghosts and gods in my world view. How could I believe that there are ghosts and gods in this world? I still don't believe in ghosts in the world."

"Since I don't believe that there are ghosts in the world, of course I won't take action to save people. Who would have thought that I actually saw the ghosts of those two dead gay guys in the past few nights, and these two ghosts are even more so. I was kidnapped by the Immortal Ghost, that's why I began to believe that there are ghosts in this world."

My heart is inexplicably desolate. It seems that the person in front of me is not a senior, but a stunned young man like me. I just believed in the existence of ghosts and gods a few days ago. In this way, her combat experience is as weak as mine. up...

However, considering the terrifying speed of this guy, I still think she is better than me.So I asked: "Your speed is quite fast. I don't know what kind of footwork it is. I heard that there is a kung fu called Lingbo Weibu. I wonder if you have practiced this."

"Lingbo Weibu is a fart." Che Yanyan said unceremoniously: "You really think this is the world of martial arts, but Lingbo Weibu only exists in novels."

"Then why is your speed so fast?" I once again lamented that the world is so big that it is possible to have such a speed without using martial arts.

"Hey, it seems that you are really OUT." Che Yanyan pointed at her feet: "See for yourself!"

I took a look and realized that Che Yanyan was wearing a pair of roller skates.

I was embarrassed for a while.

"You said you want to deal with ghosts and immortals. Is there any way?" I asked.

"Of course we have a plan." Che Yanyan said, "First of all, our first step is to find the ghost lady first."

"Okay." Although I felt helpless in my heart, I thought this was Mao's plan, but it was urgent, and this seemed to be the top priority.

"According to my observations in the past few days, this ghost fairy will pass by the women's toilet at 02:30 in the morning. Let's go and guard in the women's toilet!"

Che Yanyan said.

"Uh, this...isn't it good? I'm a big man going to the women's restroom?" I looked at Che Yanyan dumbfounded.

Che Yanyan said: "Why are you shy, didn't you go there yesterday?"

I shouted in my heart: "I really didn't go, I met Sister Hongrui in the male teacher's bathroom."

"Huh? Are you sure you met Sister Hongrui in the male teacher's bathroom?" Che Yanyan questioned.

I nodded again and again: "Of course, why should I lie to you? Whoever lies to you is a puppy."

"I understand." Che Yanyan said thoughtfully: "It seems that ghosts also have emotions and desires."

I am speechless, what is this.

In the middle of the night, the lonely men and widows were in the women's restroom, and the atmosphere was really a bit indescribably embarrassing.Che Yanyan is better, I guess this girl didn't think about that at all, but I'm a big man, but I really can't control my thoughts.

Even if I can control my mind, I can't control my body. There are many reactions that I should have, which makes me quite embarrassed.

Fortunately, Che Yanyan's attention was not on me at all, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

Standing behind Che Yanyan, looking at the girl's plump and round buttocks set off by her skinny jeans, and the gap in the middle, I started to think about it again, and my saliva even flowed out involuntarily.

"Come here, come here!" Just when I was fascinated by watching, Che Yanyan suddenly called out in a low voice, I immediately looked up, but my whole body went limp in fright, and I almost squatted on the ground .

The previous feeling disappeared without a trace in an instant. I'm afraid that even if she stood naked in front of me right now, I wouldn't feel it.

Guess what I saw?
In the distance, a woman with a whole body in red floated slowly in the air, her palms and face were exposed, all of them were white, as white as bones, in stark contrast to the bloody red.

And the woman's face, I don't know if it was dried in the sun, cracks were cracked, and the eyeballs drooped down. I am sure that she just needs to stick out her dry tongue and lick it a little, and it will be fine. Swallow the eyeballs.

Her hair is also dry, like dry grass that has been dried in summer, making people look disgusted, and deep down in their hearts, they can't help but feel disgusted.

I don’t know if you have seen the female ghost Chu Renmei on the poster of "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village". What I see now is basically the same as that Chu Renmei, but this female ghost is more terrifying, after all, her eyes are drooping. .

It’s no wonder buddy that I’m afraid. Although I have experienced the previous few times, I have seen the half-cut Weng and the nurse ghost, but this is the first time I have seen such a strong taste.

But fortunately, my heart is still relatively strong, so after the initial period of psychological fragility, I became brave again, slowly stood up straight, and whispered to Che Yanyan standing in front: "Let's get off What should I do next?"

Che Yanyan said: "This ghost is blind and can't see us. Let's follow behind this thing later and see what she wants to do. Let's adapt accordingly."

I nodded: "Well, Cheng, Comrade Xiaoche, I'll listen to you."

"Comrade Xiao Che, it sounds awful." Che Yanyan turned her head and glared at me: "Call me Your Lady Queen."

"My Lady Queen..." I was speechless for a while.

Sure enough, the ghost we met this time was really a blind man. He passed by us without seeing us. He floated lightly towards the girls' dormitory like a plastic bag.

Yes, I think using a plastic bag to describe this female ghost is really appropriate, a red plastic bag.

After the female ghost ran forward for more than ten meters, Che Yanyan immediately whispered: "Let's go!"

So without saying a word, I followed behind Che Yanyan and chased after her.

"Why didn't you say it?" Che Yanyan said.

I wondered, "Oh, what should I say now?"

"You should say, obey, Your Lady Queen." Che Yanyan said mischievously.

"Of order, Queen... big... man." Damn, I was so embarrassed, because I inadvertently remembered that I had seen an art film of an island country, and one of the heroines was Her Lady Queen.

Unexpectedly, the thing floated straight up to the upstairs of the girls' dormitory, and disappeared from our sight within a short time.

I cursed, thinking how this thing can run so fast, so I hurried towards the gate with Che Yanyan.

But when I got to the door, I hesitated again. This is a dormitory for girls. It's inconvenient to go in directly, right?
Che Yanyan turned her head and gave me a blank look: "Okay, what are you pretending to do? The women's toilets are already in, so you still care about a girls' dormitory?"

"Uh, didn't I tell you, I didn't go into the girls' bathroom, I went into the male teacher's bathroom."

"Okay, you're an upright gentleman, and Liu Xiahui can't be messed up in your arms, but now we have so many girls' lives on our shoulders, why don't you give up your body for a while?"

I was in pain for a while, how could I dedicate myself to hearing Che Yanyan's words?To be honest, if I were to dedicate myself to it, buddy, I would really not go... Hehe, I would be an idiot if I didn’t go.

"What are you thinking about?" Che Yanyan urged me, seeing that I was in a daze.I just came back to my senses, smiled hey, and followed closely.

This girls' dormitory is different from the boys' dormitory. As soon as you enter, you can smell a strong body fragrance, accompanied by the smell of various perfumes and cosmetics.

But the male dormitory is different. It has a strong smell of stinky feet accompanied by the smell of several kinds of stinky feet, including sweaty feet and Hong Kong feet. Sometimes, if you are lucky, you can come across a few standing socks.

Sometimes I really wish I could live in the same dormitory building for men and women, to neutralize this smell.

Hey, what am I thinking about, the most urgent thing is to quickly find that female ghost.

As we walked up the stairs, we felt the yin and yang fluctuations on both sides. Once we found that the yin and yang qi fluctuated violently, we would stop and check.

But to our disappointment, even if we climbed to the highest floor, we still didn't find anything unusual.

The female ghost seemed to have disappeared out of thin air.

(End of this chapter)