Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 194 Er Fat's Black History (1)

The fat man dragged the uncle to a street lamp with a broken light bulb, and said to me indifferently: "Old Liu, you go, I am a gangster now, don't be friends with me, I am afraid that your classmates will I will say you, what will you do if you have no friends at school by then."

I scolded: "Fatty, uncle Cao, do you still fucking think I'm a buddy? You're so numb, don't you gangsters even talk about that?"

The fat man turned his head and glanced at me, then shook his head and smiled wryly: "It is precisely because I regard you as a buddy that I don't want you to hang out with me. It will only make you degenerate. You are a college student with a good future. Come with me. Not the same, for me, it's not worth it."

"Fuck you, stop talking to me like this, it sounds disgusting. I'll just tell you straight up, what the hell is going on with you brat? Do you still think of me as a buddy? If you're a buddy , just stop talking nonsense with me, stop talking to me, do you hear me?" I roared, and ten thousand grass and mud horses roared past my heart.

The fat man had no choice but to smile bitterly, and then pretended to be deep and said: "You are still as fond of pretending as before, forget it, I'd better teach this old grandson a lesson first."

At this moment, the uncle finally came to his senses, and begged bitterly: "I have seniors and juniors, can you let me go, little brother, I... I will pay you back, I will pay you all the money." no?"

The fat man scolded: "Pay your mother, can you afford to pay for my feelings? Can you afford to pay for my sperm? There are trillions of lives."

I smiled wryly, this fat man thinks life is like a loach, and he is still alive.

"Brother, I'll pay you everything. I can afford it. You can do it. Can you get rid of me? I'm really going to die..." the uncle begged bitterly.

But now the fat man was a little bloody, and he greeted the uncle's face with his fists vigorously. After going back and forth like this, the uncle lost one of his teeth, and his mouth was full of blood.

In the end, the fat man was really tired, and squatted on the tree: "Give me all the money, and get out!"

The uncle was beaten in a trance, and finally took out all the money from his pocket in a daze. Fortunately, there were two pictures of Grandpa Mao. Seeing these two pictures of Grandpa Mao, the fat man finally lost most of his anger.

"Go away." Looking at the weak uncle, the fat man cursed.The uncle stumbled and ran away. After walking away, the uncle turned around and threw a brick at us.

But it didn't hit the fat man, but landed not far from the fat man. We all looked over and found that the uncle was jumping and cursing in the street: "Er Fatty, I hate you, old man, you fucking give me Wait, if I don't let someone tear off your thigh tonight, I will have no face to live in this world."

Saying that, that wretched guy got on an electric donkey and left in a hurry.

I'll go, why is that e-donkey so familiar? I thought about it carefully, it can't be such a coincidence, it's really a fate to meet a thousand miles away, isn't that e-donkey's e-donkey?

Could it be that Lu Yixing sold the e-Donkey?I figured I'd have to ask if I had time.

But the fat man sneered: "I'm paralyzed, I'm waiting for you, I really think I'm awesome."

After cursing, the fat man turned around and looked at me with a self-deprecating smile: "Liu Zi, did you ever think that I would turn into such a scumbag? You smell it, you smell it, this person on me Is the scum smell getting stronger?"

"It's the tofu dregs." I said, "What nonsense, go drink with me."

"Come on, my buddy is rich, go to my house."

As he said that, the fat man took the lead and walked to the door of a deli, ordered some beef and pork heads and a few duck necks, and then led me towards an abandoned urban village.

This urban village was built by farmers working in the city. It was so dirty and messy that those who didn't know it thought it was a beggar's den.

We finally came to a place closest to the corner. This place is a courtyard made of broken bricks, full of potholes, and there are all kinds of bras, ABCD cups, red, purple, blue, and white. There are everything, and the hollow stockings and chest pads really opened my eyes.

These bras were drying on a piece of plastic film, and they were quite neatly dried. If there were not a lot of bras piled up in the yard, I really thought these were brand new bras.

I was stunned: "Fatty, what are you doing? Do you still have this habit?"

"What, my fat man is not so wretched." The fat man waited for me and said, "This is recycled by the owner of this house. This old dog disinfects and cleans these things every day before putting them on the market In the last two sales, do you think this grandson is wicked?"

"Grandpa, I just went out (just) for a while, and you, dog, said bad things about me. Believe it or not, I will kill you. You haven't paid me the rent last month. If you dare Hoover (says), I'll call a chicken to kill you."

I found out that I have a good relationship with people from Henan, and then I met a buddy from Henan.

I looked back and saw that this guy was about 40 or [-] years old, but his whole body was dirty, as if he just got out of a trash can.This guy is carrying a big bag on his back, needless to say I know exactly what's in it.

"Hey, I owe you a month's rent. It's not like I won't give it to you. You old man is really talkative. Come, go to my room. I'm annoyed when I see this wretched old man."

"Hey, you're annoying, it's not easy, I can just move out! I'm relieved, lest someone steal my bra." The wretched old man pointed at Sang Huai and said.

"Who are you talking about stealing your bra?" The fat man got annoyed all of a sudden, grabbed a brick from the ground, and stared at the old guy covetously.

The old guy was really stunned by the fat man, and he didn't dare to act too aggressively. He just let out a cold snort, and carried the burden into his room.

I went into his room with the fat man, only to find that the fat man's room was not as clean as the outside. Socks and underwear were scattered everywhere, beer bottles were spilled on the floor, and the room smelled of stinky feet.

I covered my nose and said to the fat man, "Fatty man, is your room renovated from a toilet? It stinks to death."

The fat man said, "I haven't opened the window yet. After I open the window, the room must be fragrant."

After speaking, the fat man opened the door and the window, then grabbed the perfume and sprayed it around: "How about it, it smells much better."

I glanced at the bottle, a little surprised: "Where did you get that, Chanel?"

"Chanel? Is this Chanel's perfume? Do you know Chanel?" The fat man looked at me inexplicably and said.

"No, Chanel is a perfume brand, and this bottle costs tens of thousands of dollars."

"Ah?" Fatty looked at the bottle, his whole body crying: "No way, you fooled me, even the golden water doesn't have this price."

I couldn't laugh or cry: "You know what a fart, this is a luxury, ordinary rich people can't afford it, unless it's the kind of top rich people who can afford it."

The fat man hugged the Chanel perfume in his arms, and looked like he was about to cry: "You...why didn't you say it earlier, I used half of it, and I sprayed it for thousands of yuan, you Do you want to make me feel bad!"

I asked, "Where did you get this perfume bottle?"

The fat man said: "I was strolling outside that day, and I saw a hooligan molesting a little rich woman, so I went up to help, but the fat man was too domineering, so he scared the grandson away. The little rich woman said she didn't bring anything." Things, I see that he has a bottle of perfume in his bag, which can counteract the stench in my room, so I want it, why, this thing is so valuable."

I nodded helplessly: "Yes."

"This is not a counterfeit product."

So I took out my mobile phone and scanned the barcode of the product with Baidu. After such a scan, it really showed that it was a real product, and it was worth tens of thousands.

The fat man really cried, crying while holding the perfume.I patted the fat man on the shoulder: "It's okay, it's okay, what a big deal, isn't it just a hero saving the beauty, and it's just a matter of saving the beauty in the future, maybe what I get next time is not some perfume, but a daughter-in-law It's over."

The fat man nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, next time I will save Mei."

Seeing Fatty's powerful flirtatious ability, my heart is full of hope for Fatty again. No matter how his appearance changes, at least the wretchedness in my heart has not changed. This shows that Fatty still has a chance to turn back to the old Fatty.

After the fat man prepared the sauced beef, pork head meat and some side dishes, the two of us drank with the old village chief.I found that the fat man's drinking capacity has also increased, and this guy has turned into a wine barrel. He can drink a glass as soon as he raises his head, and it's like drinking plain water.

I took a small sip every time, and we chatted without saying a word. When the fat man was drunk, I stopped the fat man who was about to continue drinking, and asked: "Fatty, it's alright, let's Don't talk nonsense, I'll ask you straight to the point, why did you join the underworld, and even if you were in the underworld, you're not as miserable as you, how much can't you make money by delivering food to KFC?"

The fat man sighed: "Hey, I won't hide it from you, let me tell you the truth, don't look at me on the surface, I'm a gangster..."

"Stop, stop." I hurriedly stopped the fat man: "You look handsome on the surface? I didn't see you at all."

The fat man had no choice but to sigh helplessly: "Hey, I really convinced you, you can't accumulate any virtue with your mouth, I can't comfort myself."

"Okay, okay, I won't stop you, you say it, you say it." I said.

(End of this chapter)